The Child Army Is Moving
St. Angie, Billy Goat Brad and all eleventy of their children left Venice, Italy for Paris this morning surrounded by a team of security. The security was mostly for the twin messiahs (who may or may not have found Brad's secret hash stash), because if the hand of a mere mortal touches them, Earth will turn to dust.
But seriously, St. Angie should get rid of all that security and just keep her kids on those child leashes. Child leashes are not only the greatest invention in life, but they are also all sorts of entertaining. Just yesterday, I was on my way to buy a taco and some lady had her toddler on a leash. Of course, a grouchy ass grandma had to say something like, "Oh my. Treating him like a dog!" Ha. I would've given up my left nipple if the mom pulled out a bag of cookies and told her child to sit. Grandma would've turned inside/out.
Even though I think child leashes are necessary (no, I don't), I'm glad they weren't around when I was a kid. If they were, my abuelita would've tied my leash to a tree in the backyard and forgot about me. I'd still be there today, and rightly so.
Here's more of Brangie and their army of walking hats leaving for Paris.
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come on, those kids look totally normal for a couple of tired toddlers, lay off a them babies
The twins are going to be 2 in July. At this age, the blank expressions & low facial muscle tone aren't normal. They're most likely developmentally delayed. These 2 morons need to stay put long enough to get the babies some early intervention.
they look so DUHHHHHHHH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wow - I see why they don't take them out much.
Supposively that hobo muff on Pitt's face is for an upcoming role as an adventurer in "The Lost City of Z" but I think there is a definite agenda going on - me thinks he is trying to fug himself up so much that she will eventually drop him. Just a thought. The impending breakup is absolutely in turbo drive, the brangaloonies need to get a hat and hold the fuck on because this trainwreck is about to hit the wall - I mean twins out not once but twice in a matter of days the desperation is wafting off these two prepare for decimation of the "dream". I've got the popcorn!
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@quickkill I think you got it. I never believed when AJ said she did not use IV. Maybe the petri dish is a not so good place for conception.
The twins look just like Shiloh, but something looks "off". Shiloh was a pretty baby, but Angie did her best to ugly her up (still does).
All three bio kids look like Brad. But the twins look sickly to me, specially because they have these weird shadows under their eyes, like they haven't slept in days.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Brad looks like a weird old man and Angelina looks like she could give a fuck.
She's about to work with Johnny Depp. Of course she looks happy! Just knowing how many women are envious probably makes her feel better about herself.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Let's try that again:
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/170/66/12_9_08_bradpitt_baby.0.0.0x0.3...
http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/jolie_as_baby.jpg
CillaBlack is right. The do look a lot like their parents. Especially Brad. I think they got the Brad look.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Mouth breathers. Those freakishly plump lips make it impossible for these babies to close their mouths. Brad and Jen would have made beautiful babies.
Submitted by CillaBlack on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 8:40pm.
I present to you exhibit A:
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/170/66/12_9_08_bradpitt_baby.0.0.0x0.3...
HELLO!
and exhibit B:
http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/jolie_as_baby.jpg
HELLOOO!
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Shiloh was cute from day one. These two kids look like the pitre dish didnt mix right...I think Angie had in vitro to have the twins..why she just didnt wait a couple of years to conceive naturally seems stupid...Maybe Brad was jonesing to have more natural kids..Well, those two young toddlers don't look natural....backfire...
I think Zahara and Shiloh are cuter than when they were babies. So Viv and Knox might improve. Shiloh is really cute now. Zahara is cuter than she was but she does have quite a tenhead going on.
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Declaration of Compassion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCqnmzSyyvI&feature=related
I don't think they're Triggy. They're just unattractive and slack-jawed. They'll grow out of it.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 8:27pm.
The twins look 'special' in the short bus kind of way. Just sayin'
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I agree with you! That DUHHHH look.... one child is okay - just a coincidence, now the other two. Not good, not good...
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
The little girl looks pretty "downsy" to me...the little boy looks sick.
Those two asshole parents should be shot for the traveling circus that those children are being raised in...stay the fuck home and give them a little stability, you turds.
I don't believe that either one has downs after seeing pics of their hands, ears and eyes. They do, however, have the "duh" face. Shiloh had it until recently..so hopefully they will outgrow it too. I don't think zahara is is the cutest..not even close. I think Shiloh is going to be gorgeous and z is going to hate her guts. =D
It’s a shame those children never stay in one place long enough to make friends.
The first time I saw these babies I immediately thought that they looked like they had Down's syndrome - especially the boy. No wonder they don't wanna bring them out in public because they are obviously ill and are lying about it saying they have "allergies".
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I don't think the twins necessarily look like they have Downs or whatever. They do however look very tired and extremely pale with gigantic heads, floppy cheeks and squinty eyes. lol. They just look like average little kids, nothing special about them at all. Zahara is the prettiest so far and she's not even their biological daughter! Ohhh ze irony @@
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
I'm afraid I have to agree-they look like they might have Down's syndrome. That would explain their strange behavior immediately after the birth. Reluctance to talk about the twins in interviews, not being seen in public, her obvious depression. That would take a while to get used to and accept.
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I have to agree with the majority, there's something off about the twins, in a big way.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I used to wear a leash (although they are called reins in the UK because that is cooler) BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE! If only I could get that strapped in but free sensation now (girdle?) Anyhoo, I do agree that they both look slightly special but thought I would check and see if it was hereditary; and for that reason I present to you exhibit A:
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/170/66/12_9_08_bradpitt_baby.0.0.0x0.3...
HELLO!
and exhibit B:
http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/jolie_as_baby.jpg
HELLOOO!
Those babies have come off lightly all things considered.
The Twins look like they need a little more nutrition or sun or something....they look a little bit like Brad's babies in Interview With A vampire...lol
Leashes can be fun. OH! you're talking leashes for children... umm.. nevermind.... carry on.
Yes, I'm afraid they do, Morbidiosity.
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The twins look 'special' in the short bus kind of way. Just sayin'
Leashes are not right for kids IMHO. If you cannot control, or keep tabs on your child, you need to become a better parent, not buy them a leash.
The Twin Messiahs do not look alert, or smart, but they do look like they have mild Downs Syndrome. ( I know they actually don't have Downs).
I cannot imagine why they took those poor children to Venice. The narrow, ancient, streets are packed with tourists for Carnivale. There are wall to wall people. There is not one fucking thing for someone under 18 to do there! Angie and Brad know this and still took the kids there. They must have turned the city upside down. Definitely not cool. They could have taken their child army to a million other cities.
Why do all the adults and 5 children have coats on but baby Viv is just in a sweater? I'll say it again : WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? It's cold out. And please zip the lip (the tarts know who they are)before you jump to her defense about how the baby might've been hot... blah blah blah. Kid is less than 2 yrs old and should certainly have a jacket on. Jolie is a moron. She's more worried about sportin' her 4 inch come fuck me boots , trying to look like a MILF, all the while knowing how impractical the shoes would be when you have 6 kids to tend to. Pitt looks like a pauper and she looks like she's going out for date night! PLEASE.
Submitted by anony54321 on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 6:41pm.
second day running i cant enjoy bashing brangelina. its too sad to me all of a sudden. six kids gonna be vying for which one has bigger problems someday.
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I'm with you. I just wish those kids had one stable home. Same room. Same back yard. Same neighbors. Same school. The kinda non-jet set crap that apparently neither of these parental tools can tolerate. If you asked Maddox what his address is, he'd probably burst into tears. Instability is stressful for a kid. Rules and a routine make them feel secure. Damn Brangelina. Just damn them!!!
and mom and dad fly off again. its genuinely sad, at this point. just makes me sad.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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My son, who has autism, was a whirling dervish when he was small. I tried the harness once but all he did was pick up his feet and expect to be carried like a grocery bag. He's 25 now and has quieted down to the point where he can sit through a 90-minute lecture. Anyway, I'm afraid I am getting a "special" vibe from those babehs, especially the little girl.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
I used to think those harness/leashes were just mean and weird but I saw the point of them when my daughter started to walk. I never bought one because it wasn't really necessary for her (thank god) but little kids like to rip their hand out of yours while walking along a busy street and take off. Some kids just can't be easily controlled and that's dangerous in public. That's why they exist.
does this chic have leather pants on or what?! WTF? And what is with all the parading lately? We dont see them out as a family for MONTHS - now we can't NOT see them out. It's ridiculous. How many excursions must they take in 4 days? Did they give the nannies the week off or something? Oh certainly not. This is how she proves to the world that she still has the man .... even if he is unhappy.
Don't think there's anything "wrong" with the babies... but i do think they're as cute as an average joe's kid...
Looks like the two supposedly hottest people on earth didn't quite make the most exotic looking babies !!
twins look exactly like shiloh and tts funny how all 3 bio kids look just like jon voight and brad pitt !!!
second day running i cant enjoy bashing brangelina. its too sad to me all of a sudden. six kids gonna be vying for which one has bigger problems someday.
and mom and dad fly off again. its genuinely sad, at this point. just makes me sad.
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Poor little fuckers are awful looking.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
The blobs are looking very blob-esque here. Sumfin eez not right wif dem. Dey look speshul, and not in a gold-star earning kind of way.
Or, maybe they're just ugly babies. It happens.
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The girl looks like she has downs syndrome
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Brad is looking more & more like my alcoholic friend, Tom. Same facial expression. I think Brad's hitting the bottle pretty hard.
All the bio kids look much better when they are making some kind of expression other than the slow, slack-jaw one that seems to be their default. I've seen the twins look better than this. Perhaps they are tired from Z waking them up by screaming in their faces .... or did she just do that with Shiloh? (And Angie thought that was cute - idiot.)
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Declaration of Compassion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCqnmzSyyvI&feature=related
These morons have become so boring that I just scroll past posts on them now without even reading or checking the pics.
That's pretty boring, trust me.
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I went over to JJ, its possible the kids are just tired, like they were napping but it sure is suspicious.
No pop ups when I went.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 5:17pm.
peopleperson - some sort of malware, it came with a pop up saying it was from IE that it needed to scan your computer immediately, but it's not from IE.
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Total Security or some off shoot? The free malwarebytes scan might be good if you need something. Good to know JJ has malware (not that I go there anyway).
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Geezus, if these 2 farted, the damn press would be all over it.
Sick of them and their shit.
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LOL
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I used to have to be put on a child leash... :(
(I was a wanderer.)
Actually, I the only time I remember being put on one was at Universal Studios. The early 90's...
I don't think there is anything wrong with Vivienne except that her face is squished together like a bulldog and she has an enormous head and she can't close her mouth and she's ugly.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I've had dark circles under my eyes since I was a little kid..and I have serious allergies and asthma. Must be some kind of link there. idk. But as far as albuterol, I wouldn't be alive without it. I've been on it since I was 7. Albuterol does not cause weight gain. It can make you have heart palpitations, hyperactivity, anxiety, etc. The steroids are what causes weight gain..even the inhaled type. For some reason, every asthmatic I've ever known had the dark circles thing going on though. odd.
Now I understand why they all wear hats all the time. It is to hide the fact that Vivienne has hydrocephalus.
If they all wear stupid hats, then no one will notice the odd one with the big head.
I think the boy looks just like Shiloh, but I did have to do a double take on the girl...she does look a bit downsy (I too worked with kids yrs ago that had downs syndrome and she seems to have some of the features)