Afternoon Crumbs

Kelly got her tummy stapled!

Kim's face is scary now...

ETA-hit comment button by mistake-am officially tired now...
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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 9:21pm.

Jesus, Kim Kardashian looks like the Armenian version of Joan Rivers.
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Charlie Sheen will use the crackhead defense. Isn’t that written on his birth certificate and passport?

Joe Calzaghe's face looks like he fell asleep on a red hot iron. It’s going to blister. Badly.

Ken Paves ham-fisted grope pales in comparison to Jack Black’s subtle “boob graze”

Submitted by mbar on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 9:11pm.
Kelly Osbourne is following in her mother's footsteps with the plastic surgery. She certainly looks better than she did in her teen days though.
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Her face does look different & I think that is from more than weight loss...She will always have a weird weeble body shape though no matter how much weight she loses. Her legs still look kind of huge...

reminds me of david coppafeel...
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Jesus, Kim Kardashian looks like the Armenian version of Joan Rivers.

Kelly Osbourne is following in her mother's footsteps with the plastic surgery. She certainly looks better than she did in her teen days though.

@Jen: I wonder every time I see her. Kim is one or two procedures from looking like a caricature of a person.

Notice she never shows photos of herself as a teenager. There is one photo of her in a bikini top at age 15 someone obtained. She looks totally different.

What a mother Kris Kardashian is! She supports and encourages her daughter, husband, and herself getting plastic surgery. She has two small girls. Is their 16th birthday present going to be the usual-boobs and nose jobs?

...Ken Paves' crack pipe fangers skeer me...

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it makes you wonder how many procedures she has actually had...at least as many as fellow famewhore horsey montag

I know we all laughed about it last week, but the reality is that Licecheck looks WAAAAY better with the greasy mafioso hair than his dry dork combover bangs. lol

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@jen girl: She looks like she is married to a plastic surgeon. I mean, she looks nothing like her mom or her sisters. I would hope she would at the very least cop to the boob and nose job. She can be mum about the lipo, lip injections, cheek bone implants, and botox. That's fine. But al least admit to one procedure. Somewhere in Iowa there is a 13 year old thinking she is "au naturale"!

Submitted by Miami on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 6:19pm.

I used to hate Jessica Simpson. Now I feel sorry for her.

Kim Kardashian has it made. She can eat what she wants, refrain from exercise, not learn to sing/dance/act/write songs, and still make millions. She and her sisters are role models to young women around the world!

Jane Fonda should be applauded for at least having the courage to admit to surgery.

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kim kardashian is looking very cat-womanish

That Ken Paves is a tricky fag. This is the second time I've seen him do that. When I saw it yesterday on a site that was still offering news (*ahem!*@|MK), I achally thought it was a reprint.

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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.

Can't Ken Paves do something about those roots? I think lazy bitches are trying to make black roots fashionable or something. Jesus. You'd think salons would be encouraging women to come in more often, not less.

Kelly Osborne looks great, but she is not going to stay thin. She is not disciplined enough to keep the weight off. I like her, fat or thin.

OMG, I just saw the photos of Kelly Osbourne. She looks good.

I find it hard to believe that she lost the weight the healthy way. All her life she has shunned exercise, and welcomed brownies and cakes. She isn't going to wake up one day, after 25 years, and decide to make healthy decisions. Child, please.

Ken Paves wouldn't know what to do with those hooters if she slapped him upside the head with one of them.

I used to hate Jessica Simpson. Now I feel sorry for her.

Kim Kardashian has it made. She can eat what she wants, refrain from exercise, not learn to sing/dance/act/write songs, and still make millions. She and her sisters are role models to young women around the world!

Jane Fonda should be applauded for at least having the courage to admit to surgery.

Submitted by tasty dish on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 4:24pm.

gotta raise my eyebrow at kelly osbourne losing all that weight. i hope it's not the firecrotch diet.

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Hasn't she been shrinking for, like, a couple years? I think this is a long time in the making...

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Is Sophie Monk officially living on the streets?

Kelly Osborne looks smokin!

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I was watching the noon news earlier today, and they said something like "Evan has his own golden girl, and you might just see them around town!" Immediately I thought of Nastia, because I live not too far from her. I'm really not surprised by the whole thing. One of them was bound to be connected with another Olympian that is kind of known.

Kelly looks great, but I hope she is losing weight in a healthy manner.

Travis needs to calm down. Yes, he had a right to be pissed, but man, he just lost it. I do agree though that paparazzi stalking him and taking pictures of his kids WAS provoking him. Still, he didn't handle it in the right way. I guess that was just the final straw for him.

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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 4:28pm.

It's funny that Evan Lysecek is a supposedly heterosexual guy but puts on feathers, makeup, gets a spray tan and acts all theatrical on the ice. Either he is REALLY REALLY comfortable as a hetero man or he is a closeted gay guy. No way in fuck would my husband ever put on feathers, spray tan, manliner, etc.

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Meh. As a huge homo and former skater, I don't get a gay vibe from him, just a douche vibe. Lysacek admitted that he hates the feathers, but the judges, especially the international ones (*cough* Russians *cough*) love that shit - the more dramatic and camp, the better. That's what figure skating is all about. He dated Tanith Belbin for awhile, too. He's been around gays his whole training career, so I doubt any gay rumors faze him. Course, he's training to be an actor, so I wouldn't be surprised if he extends blowjobs for roles. I mean, everybody does it. ;)

And that tan is real - he's Italian and Greek and worships the sun big time. Countdown to melanoma.

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Jane Fonda looked fine before. All those years of Hollywood have made these women insecure.

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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 4:28pm.

No way in fuck would my husband ever put on feathers, spray tan, manliner, etc.

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Kelly looks great! I hope she's being healthy, though.
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...if Ken Paves doesn't glove those nasty ass digits somebody is going to catch something...and the orange, drunken, facially injected look is not very flattering either...

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..."Daddy showed bratty ass bitch dogs how to chill out and behave themselves like adults" - kinda like MK did to us...

It's funny that Evan Lysecek is a supposedly heterosexual guy but puts on feathers, makeup, gets a spray tan and acts all theatrical on the ice. Either he is REALLY REALLY comfortable as a hetero man or he is a closeted gay guy. No way in fuck would my husband ever put on feathers, spray tan, manliner, etc.

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gotta raise my eyebrow at kelly osbourne losing all that weight. i hope it's not the firecrotch diet.

I don't care how gross Jake's feet may be - I'd still lick 'em! *SLURP*

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