Get A Room!
Here we have Amanda Seyfried going to first base with her dog friend on the streets of Los Angeles this past weekend. Don't sit there and try to act like you've never kissed your dog on the lips after a couple of drinks. Although, I made the executive decision to keep my relationship with my dog strictly professional after I witnessed him fishing for cat cookies in a littler box when he was a puppy. If he wants to partake in scat shit, that's on him, but his lips won't be anywhere near mine.
But every now and again, my dog will catch me off guard and tongue my lips real fast. I doubt he's trying to give me a token of his affection. He probably just thinks the inside of my mouth is a bountiful buffet of deliciousness since he watches me stuff my face all day long with everything found in the snack section of the grocery store.
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Thats nasty...her dog is adorable though!!!
Is she still going out with the guy from Mamma Mia? I heard he proposed with this... http://www.jewelry.com/piece.do?id=1309682
I like this girl because for one thing shes got a normal size dog and not some freaking rat and another thing it looks like a mutt which is even better....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Our dog does this too......
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Dogs can sneak in that kiss on the lips lightning fast! : )
I love my dog but not that much.
I will let her lick my face but it ends there.
desperate! Somebody please get this hoe a man STAT!
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 12:05am.
i've loved every dog i ever had and i can never find ok to have the dog's lips anywhere near my lips...
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It's okay, they both just got done licking his balls.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i've loved every dog i ever had and i can never find ok to have the dog's lips anywhere near my lips...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
I'll show her doggy-style.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'd rather kiss one of my dogs than most people.
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"You don't fucking say.”
I LOVE my dog, Lucy & she kisses my face all the time...Her breath is actually fresher than most humans I know...The only thing that freaks me out is when she kisses my mouth & her tongue somehow mananges to easily slip between my lips. I always have to make a note to have tight lips when she is licking my mouth.
Awwww. I think the main pic is sweet.
Mmm..Cat Scat..Every dog's delight...Crunchy on the outside and chewy in the middle.
G'night, Hwores!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
That is one nice Aussie though... (and I'm not talkin about the human one - if she even is...).
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 9:20pm.
I love animals too but this is nasty. That dog may have just licked his balls!
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ummm.... don't PEOPLE lick human balls? what's the difference? more hair? not always....
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
does it lick it's own privates? (not enlisted men)...
and what about the dog?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
there's the dog whisperer and now we have the bitch snoggler
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Ewww... the dog licked a filthy human mouth!
I love animals too but this is nasty. That dog may have just licked his balls!
Dog is cute. She is nasty.
Dogs lick their assholes and that is probably the least of the nasty things they do. However, she can almost do the kimchi squat, so some points there.
LOL @ "first base" :D
Beautiful doggie. I've got a soft spot for shepherd / collies.
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You're my wife now Dave !
love amanda seyfried...she's cool!
Well it cant be any worse than all those cocks she had to suck to get ahead in hollywood.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
fyi...human moufs is some of the NASTIEST moufs on the planet. Dog moufs is cleaner, believe it or not. They saliva is medicinal to them. Ours is not. Ask anyone who's in medicine if an untreated human bite will get infected faster than an untreated dog bite and they will tell you da troof. You humans is NASTY ass creatures. That's WHY yo' asses have to bave every day and brush yo' teefs...cuz you NASTY.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That is a super cute puppy dog. He/she would taste yummy Bar-B-Q style with A-1 sauce.
pardon my typos, I don't look at the keyboard when I type and I never revise (bad habit).
that dog is fucking cute
Ew. I love my dogs, but daddy's mouth is off-limits.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Anyhoo, all this reminds me of when I was a little girl and was on this house during some holiday. Then in the morning I wake up with my folks staring at a window and laughing out loud, like maniacs, at an old lady being carried out by some firemen, on her back, with a bigass sheet covering her sagging ass.
Turns out she was fucking her dog and his dick got stuck in her... ass? poon? Whatever. Someone later told me it is a common thing with dogs. Anyway... since the world is full of assholes, someone took a picture (bless his heart) and she was even featured in a tabloid of sorts.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
LawDog: Haha!. You wish!. ;)
It doesn't matter if your mouth is closed while they lick your mouth, dogs still lick and eat unhygienic stuff AND they don't brush their teeth.
I'm not a germophobic, but pets should stay away from your food, mouth, lips, tongue, genitals, etc.
A friend's aunt had a dog who would eat her OWN turds as dessert.
I'm not a fan of oral sex on ME because it feels funny, but I didn't mind kissing my back-then boyfriend... even when he tasted like cooter juices.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Alrighty, I'm out. Night everbotty!
I'd rather let them lick my face than eat eat. Believe me, I had to put a german shepahrs down who I loved for literally killing another dog and attacking someone because she wasn't on a leash and we were jogging.
Submitted by LawDog on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 7:13pm.
Bambam, she wouldn't kiss you because your breath smelled like fish!
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Well then, that nite she got all the tartar sauce she could use! ;)
Off to cook erebody's dinner, have a gudden peeps!
Submitted by LawDog on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 7:13pm.
Bambam, she wouldn't kiss you because your breath smelled like fish!
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Well then, that nite she got all the tartar sauce she could use! ;)
Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 7:14pm.
listen, I love animals so much that nothing they do is disgusting to me....I swear! When my puppy goes in for a kiss, it is usually just my hand she licks...but tell you the truth, she is sweeter, prettier, and more hygenic (baby girl gets a bath every week and is treated like a queen) than most people I have let kiss me...
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I was with you until "a bath every week". So most people that have ever kissed you don't brush their teefs and take less than a bath per week? Gurl, I've gotta introduce you to some cleaner folks, god DAMN!
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
BARFFFFFFFFFFFFF
they lick their asses, eat shit, slurp up barf and you're going to let them lick your MOUTH????
Tiger - I KNOW! Poor kittehs.
Thankfully my kitteh does his biznez outside, where the dog isn't allowed so no kitteh roccas for her.
Bye LawDog!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 7:13pm.
Tiger - HHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Poor kitteh's were about to get enema's!
Yes, doggie breaf after treating themselves to the litterbox is vomit enducing.
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Hehehe...I should have been clued in when the kittehs ran out they bafroom with SHOCKED looks on they little faces after doggie was in there...It just didn't occur to me that doggie considered they litter boxes a freakin' buffet!!!
Poor kittehs. Can you imagine how freaked out you would be if someone scooped your shit outta your terlit and wolfed it down like it was prime rib????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The trauma!!!!! Those kittehs prolly needed therapy! :-(
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
You guys are all so funny! Thanks for the laughs this afternoon!
Bye
*Waves and smiles*
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Famous last words "Lizzy, get off your fat, lazy ass and go chop me some fire wood" Mr. Borden
btw, when doggies eat kitty turds (or doggie turds, or any turd) it tastes like a tootsie roll...this is from the Vets mouth to you all ears...strange as it sounds they like the taste of poop, cause to them it does not taste like poop, hence the butt sniffing, they just want to know what you ate cause in doggie and kitty world FOOD rules!! Btw, my dog, thank God, does not eat the cats poop....
I don't see a problem kissing someone who's just gone down on you.
It's your own juices!!!
listen, I love animals so much that nothing they do is disgusting to me....I swear! When my puppy goes in for a kiss, it is usually just my hand she licks...but tell you the truth, she is sweeter, prettier, and more hygenic (baby girl gets a bath every week and is treated like a queen) than most people I have let kiss me...and with animals EVERYTHING is innocent and sweet...how could anyone judge this...she loves her dog, and strangely they even look a bit alike...nothing wrong with loving your pup, they are definately worth it!!
Tiger - HHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Poor kitteh's were about to get enema's!
Yes, doggie breaf after treating themselves to the litterbox is vomit enducing.
Bambam, she wouldn't kiss you because your breath smelled like fish!
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Famous last words "Lizzy, get off your fat, lazy ass and go chop me some fire wood" Mr. Borden
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 7:03pm.
one time I had lunch at a friend's house. At the end of the meal, she let her dog and her cat lick the plates. I know that she washes the dishes, after the lickdowns, but part of me was a little skeeved out and always try to meet her for lunch instead.
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OMG!
My best friend lets her dogs do that it disgusts me so much I feel faint...I told her not to do it, it's beyond gross, but she says the same thing you said, the heat of the dishwasher kills germs, but ever since then I have brought my own plate and utensils to her house which somewhat annoys her, but I'm sorry I have limits!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
This weekend I was eating my lunch at the couch, plate on coffee table, I got up to get my water and Koko went over and LICKED the entire surface of my lunch.
*opens trash can*
Ha! I just saw TMZ and they were talking about this very picture, "gross" "ewwww" "I let her lick my cheek (bullshit)." Then one dude goes "I go to third base with mah dog all the time." Hilarious!
@rottenegg,
Yeah, soap is an amazing thing. It's hard for me to believe in this day and age some people still have this dirty image about their privates.
I learned a lesson the hard way from a girl I had a fling with once. She didn't believe in oral sex, was quite vocal in her objections. I told her I didn't ask her to do me, I just said what I'd do to her.
When I did her (and she was clean) and came up for intercourse, she wouldn't kiss me. What the fuck was up with that?
Why do dogs eat cat shit????? I did not know of this phenomenon until I had a doggie of my very own. I had two cats and could not for the life of me figure out why they litter boxes were devoid of poop. I was about to take 'em to the vet and get they asses some laxatives when I came home from work one day and doggie's nose was COVERED in cat litter...and don't get me started on his bref! THE HORROR!!! :-o...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...