Gary Busy Is A Father Again
Drunk teefs himself Gary Busy is a father all over again at the ripe age of 65. USA Today says that Gary's 40-year-old girlfriend Steffanie Sampson gave birth to a healthy pair of dentures baby boy at 6:40 this morning. Child Protective Services already sent out a welcome package when Gary announced his girlfriend's pregnancy a couple of months ago.
Gary and Steffanie named their son Luke Samson Busey. Gary's rep said that Luke weighed in at 6 pounds and 7 ounces (4 of those pounds are from his teeth). Gary and Steffanie also released this statement:
"This feels like a dream. We feel so blessed and are overwhelmed with happiness at Luke's arrival."
Gary saying "it feels like a dream" concerns me. Gary is feeling dream-like, because he inhaled a little nitrous at the hospital, right? Gary, unlock your chompers from that tank, and go hold your baby!
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This is another case of too old rich guy having babies and the younger woman who enables him. Seriously, why does a 65-year-old man need to have kids at this stage in life?
Can`t imagine any woman waking up next to that zombie and not think he passed away in his sleep looking like that.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
The thought of having sex with him makes me want to yak.
I'm with a lot of you on this one. It seems selfish to have a child at that age. The kid will basically have no father is a short time. Sad.
i'm with gines... the mere thought of it went through my mind & made me shudder. Urrrhhhrrrrhhrrr
I would also be my typical pissed-off self at these Tony Randall hall of shamers (tony's first kid was at age 77 and he died 6 years ago at age 84 - uhm Tony did, not the kids). I really hate these guys who marry 24 year olds, etc and then who orphanize their kids before their kids can even count to 77.
But with Busey, now I think...oh okay what's the worst thing in the world that could happen to a kid, my worst fear for the child, to be left without a father, and in the case of Gary Busey, I realize no, wait, in this case, it's a blessing.
also? TITS u crack me up!
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 2:27am.
Her parents must be thrilled.
Dude's got some major Butter stick Teeth.
How the F did he land this bitch? damn.
I hope the baby has Gary's teeth.
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He's 65. I doubt he will see his son graduate from high school. ;/
Her parents must be thrilled.
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I really don't get these celebrities doing the Larry King geriatric daddy shuffle. Gary's going to be 83 when this kid graduates high school.
It wasn't all that long ago that Gary was still pretty good looking. Guess he's lived la vida loca.
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He's in episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor titled Wrestling. It's so worth checking out.
seriously, i'm freaking out about the thought of gary busey doing the nasty. ugh. maybe this bitch had to picture him circa rookie of the year to get through it.
really. someone willingly slept with that lunatic. woof.
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you seem spritely.
Luke, listen lil' buddy, call me at the Mommies and Me Intervention center I'm opening soon... I'll reserve a spot for Daddy! See you soon, stay strong Luke, and fight the good fight!
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 9:45pm.
If Gary Busey keeps procreating, we're gonna need a new Shutter Island.
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oh NO you DIDN'T with 'SHUTTER ISLAND'. NO.
(separately, heard Scorsese did an excellent job with directing this.)
*props to the reference*
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"LAST CALL!...Pammy, looking like the janitor just woke her up with his broom." ~MK 02182010
If Gary Busey keeps procreating, we're gonna need a new Shutter Island.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
To Gary Busey:
STOP reproducin'!!!
Why in God's name would anyone reproduce with this man?? Does he even have any gold for this bitch to dig? This mofo isn't even coherent 90% of the time. WTF? Really. What? The? Fuck??
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Oh God.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 5:55pm.
people here say that men would fuck anything, but this right here proves that women would fuck anything too as long as it provides security. there's no other explanation for someone getting preggers with Gary Busy's child...thinking of someone wanting to make out with those camel teefs makes me nauseous...yuk...
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Does he have any money? I don't think so.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
I don't know which is crazier, the fact that my ex-boyfriend is 65+ years old and LOOKS like Gary Busey or the fact that I am actually related to Gary Busey. Guys, tell me which one you think is worse!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 5:36pm.
Luke Busey sounds like an alcoholic beverage.
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Actually, it sounds more like what happens after you've had too much of an alcholic beverage...
"Dude, you just Luke Buseyed all over the back seat of my car! Not cool...."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 5:08pm.
that kid better get good money from the tooth fairy
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Yeah, like she can haul off those boulders! Lil' flyin' bitch gonna have to leave an I.O.U. under that kid's pillow 'til she can hire some movers and shit. On the bright side, that lil' bastid gonna make BANK for dem TEEFS!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Jake has the same teefs as his daddy.
His son Jake is very yummy! To me anyways!
~Pamela~
Michael wrote: (4 of those pounds are from his teeth)
Ahahahaha! *gets out ticket to hell*
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 7:14pm.
The TEEFS!
The FUG!
The TEEEEEEFS!
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Those roots!
That scarf!
The TEEFS!
The FUG!
The TEEEEEEFS!
*pukes*
"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"
His teeth and mouth are exactly like Wallace, from Wallace and Grommit. Is this the afternoon for humans that look like animated characters?
Over the crackhead moon.
Was Busey in the room during conception?
The only thing worse than having Gary Busey as a father would be to have Jeff Conaway as a father...
Good grief
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 6:06pm.
Spice Dong - There goes a supernova... What a pushover, yeah...
(Frankie remains unparalleled in my world! You have wonderful taste, m'friend :o)
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lol thanks...I like that one more than the predictable "Relax" most people are familiar with.
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Selfish and dangerous. Of course I wouldn't expect those idiots to know the stats on older fathers and autism. I adore my son, but never would I inflict this on someone on purpose.
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Spice Dong - There goes a supernova... What a pushover, yeah...
(Frankie remains unparalleled in my world! You have wonderful taste, m'friend :o)
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Gary Busey's piano keys make Billy Bob Thornton's teef look like tic-tacs.
Becoming a parent again at 65 years old is fucking selfish.
Yes. This. When the kid is graduating high school, ol' chiclet teeth will be 84, if he isn't already dead by then. Gary won't be able to play and do stuff with his kid like the other dads. And I'm sure the kid will love people asking if that man is his grandfather.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 5:47pm.
And then when the lovemaking is done, he takes them out & places them in your glass of water on the nightstand.
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If Gary were gay, he will take them off before the love making starts. you know what I mean... ;-)
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people here say that men would fuck anything, but this right here proves that women would fuck anything too as long as it provides security. there's no other explanation for someone getting preggers with Gary Busy's child...thinking of someone wanting to make out with those camel teefs makes me nauseous...yuk...
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What's even worse than a full mouth of dentures?
A mouth full of piss-coloured dentures.
And then when the lovemaking is done, he takes them out & places them in your glass of water on the nightstand.
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This. is. sad.
Well, one good thing they will save money on buying the kid one of those mogels (mobiles) fuck whatever things that hang over the baby's bed for him to play with... just let Busey stand over the crib flashing that poster board grill of his to keep the lil shit intrigued for hours...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
OMFG! WHO WOULD FUCK THAT?!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Luke Busey sounds like an alcoholic beverage.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Jesus! Busey can barely take care of himself and his drug habit, the last thing he needs is to care for a baby. This chick must have heard her biological clock crying like a bitch in heat!!
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This dingbat has no business fathering kids.
That baby is going to scream every time daddy holds it.
Just how damaged is this Stephanie to be with Crazy, I mean Gary?
Can you imagine how that poor baby will feel when Gary holds him and says "coochie coo"?
Ew.
It's not about the age difference, it's about Gary Busey. I can't even think of him with a penis, let alone someone conceiving a child with him.