Tuesday, February 23rd 2010
You're A Mean One, Janet J
Okay, to be fair to Janet Jackson, she only looks like she snarls at the Whos while perched atop Mount Crumpit in the picture above. In the rest of the pictures, she doesn't look like she's going to snatch away Christmas anytime soon. The photographer just caught her at her grinchiest moment.
Here's more pictures of Janet at London Fashion Week looking aaaaaaaaalmost as naturally gorgeous as La Toya (I don't mean that, La Toya). Janet was also lucky enough to pose with the sexy matchstick known as Tilda Swinton.
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ummm...maybe her weave is sewn in too tight? Damnit, Janet!!!! I just can't with you right now..
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
God, she looks JUST like Michael in the main pic. Wow.
I love Tilda Swinton. She reminds me of David Bowie :)
Now her first name ain't "Baby"
It's "Janet"
Miss Jackson, now Miss Nasty.
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Damn. I used to think Janet was so beautiful but that is one seriously scary ass Halloween freak face right there.
She looks exactly like she did when she was a little girl on "Good Times." What goes around comes around.
She so looks like Joe in that picture! Ah, the perils of photography sometimes!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 9:32am.
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE BEAUTY!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
OMFG Plecy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
OMFG Plecy!!! Bwhahahaha! High Art..No doubt!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She totally reminds me of this scary thing (Aughara)from The Dark Crystal.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 7:49am.
Fuck Janet!
Tilda is hot shit!
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Fuck Janet!
Tilda is hot shit!
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Holy shit that dude with the green tie has huge feet!
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Correction, yall: she looks like a pug who just had a monster facelift. Puggies have cute little wrinkles and folds.
That picture actually frightened me. yikes!
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
She is a walking talking ad against eyebrowlifts and rhinoplastic.
Wow she looks horrible.
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Submitted by tashi tashi and... on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 2:22am.
phone home girl.
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LOL!
phone home girl.
Whether you love the SWINTON or loathe her, you should probably see "Orlando." For one thing, she wasn't as thin back when she starred in that. And it has a great soundtrack featuring Jimmy Somerville.
As for Janet...I'm disappointed. I always thought she was cute, and she's not that old, definitely not old enough to be stretching out her face like that. I assume she's had work done; those eyebrows don't look right.
Grinch and Aughra's lovechild.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
She was SO hot in the Love Will Never Do Without You vid, and in all respects still. I just think she's been going through alot of "s" for a while, and will deal with it (the weight) when she feels like it
Love you Janet!!
She looks like a pug.
That description of her mug is so right on Mr. MK... I kept staring at it wondering who it reminded me of, could not figure it out, then read your most excellent analysis. I think she's about to have another J. Timberlake moment in thumbnail #6!
She looks like a hobo that would loiter at a gas station: walk up to your car (with a limp of course) and offer to wash your windows for five dollars or suck your dick for two.
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Submitted by shopaholic on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 6:42pm.
you all will never appreciate or understand how much i cracked up at those comments. never understand. i break from studies just to see gems like those. to get the jist, try putting them all in one run-on statement....shit is ridiculously hilarious. thanks.
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"LAST CALL!...Pammy, looking like the janitor just woke her up with his broom." ~MK 02182010
you know i was expecting worse under all that weave and make-up i kind of like her here, and she actually has nice hair under there,
She DOES look like Crazy Joe!
Janet has a serious case of the Gremlins going on in the face.
She does look like the Grinch in that picture.
I notice someone beat me to it, but my first thought was also Aughra from The Dark Crystal.
Separated at Birth?
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/aughra-the-dark-crys...
The eyes look like crazy Ole Papa Joe.
Linda Blair's 360 wasn't as scary as this face!
I'd fuck Tilda Swinton so HARD.
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It's somehow both alarming and refreshing to see her without her ten pounds of make-up.
She actually looks like the love child of Jessie Jackson in this photo.
I don't know why but she's always struck me as a big phoney.
I couldn't read any more after MK's Grinch reference--thought I would die!
All that's missing is Troll Jermaine with a pair of antlers pulling the sled.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Janet's cheekbones popped out of my screen and dislocated my retinas. I'm suing her tomorrow.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Tilda is white HOT, though. I memba her from Vanilla Sky, Burn After Reading, and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggg
Submitted by Sonica - The guy in the green tie is photographer Ryan McGinley.
Tilda and Ryan have been working together as model and photographer for clothing house Pringle of Scotland.
During the show, Janet sat next to the guy in shades shown in Thumbnail 2.
"Janet looks exactly like Aughra, from the Dark Crystal. Seriously.
http://imgur.com/2Yfot.jpg"
I thought the exact same thing when I saw these pics!
Sorry, but I can't get with the Tilda lurve. She looks like an ugly, anorexic gay boy to me...AND A SOULESS GINGER ON TOP OF IT ALL!!
Honestly she looks like she can reproduce with herself like an earthworm and she'd reproduce another Clay Aiken...
I think I just overdosed on my own hate...Call 911...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
JapJay, holy fuck she does. She seems to be morphing into her bro.
She's also starting to look kinda puggy around the eyes.
Submitted by sunny on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 8:05pm.
and i can't handle that hair...it makes her look like a 60 year old homeless lesbian on the streets of Paris
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Curly hair is beautiful to me.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
On second glance, maybe she does have botox eyebrows.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
She just has her eyebrows raised and looks a little off (and the nose job - but that is old). She looks normal (for her) and good the thumbnails.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Janet looks exactly like Aughra, from the Dark Crystal. Seriously.
http://imgur.com/2Yfot.jpg
One word: FUCKINGYIKES!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by Miami on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 7:50pm.
"Does anyone remember her getting busted about five years ago? She was having her private chef, trainer, and body guard get perscription drugs, in their names: benzos, SSRI's, Fen/phen, Valtrex..."
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I don't remember that, Miami, but it stands to reason, doesn't it?
Pisses me off. She was so coy years ago about how she "beat" her depression, saying that she took a natural route, found her inner peace, fuckity-fuck-fuck... (à la Marie Osmond, who wrote a book about such tripe), but I suspected otherwise.
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