Saturday, February 27th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Dame Elizabeth Taylor (78)
Nicole Linkletter (25)
Josh Groban (29)
Chelsea Clinton (30)
Bobby Valentino (30)
Peter Andre (37)
Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas (39)
Donal Logue (44)
Noah Emmerich (45)
Grant Show (48)
Adam Baldwin (48)
Johnny Van Zant (51)
Timothy Spall (53)
Joanne Woodward (80)

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LASux's picture

What happened to Liz's tits? They are nowhere in sight.

MK knows his subject matter. Dame Elizabeth Taylor gets very cranky when the media doesn’t address her as Dame. I think she scared Larry King. Happy birthday to all.

Happy Birthday, Liz, Joanne and Chelsea

TheBreakdown's picture

With as much shıt that Lız has gone through ıt ıs a mıracle that she ıs even stıll on thıs Earth.

And say what you wıll about her now, but she was stunnıng for years.

If she's not anymore she had a goddamn good run, so pay some respects to thıs bırthday slut!

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It is alleged that she has been a prescription drug addict for decades and it shows. We have her to thank for getting a certain somebody hooked.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

fleawatch's picture

Its good to see that Liz has found work as a ventriloquist's dummy.....the hand flapping almost looks real!

moomarse's picture

She looks horrible! My mother is 82 and runs circles around this hag.... I guess Hollyweird has done her in. sad....

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday to all.

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Joanne Woodward being older than Dame Liz does not compute.

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damn, she looks 98.....guess all the pills did her in. I know it isn't mentioned anymore but she is still a pain pill whore and that takes a heck of a toll on you.

I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Liz looks like some ugly hideous bat about to take off!

(Soon Liz will be burning in hell)

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 11:04pm.

@ squiggles, I mean, Betty White is 88 and looks her age. I guess all that running around Liz did when she was younger has caught up to her.

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Yep. I think she's also got a bunch of random health problems so that ages you, too. But she was such the hot slut when she was younger. Gorgeous.

Miss Thang's picture

@ squiggles, I mean, Betty White is 88 and looks her age. I guess all that running around Liz did when she was younger has caught up to her.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 10:15pm.

She looks really old for 78.

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She really does...my pops just turned 73 today but looks at least 10 yrs younger. Hopefully for my sake it's the genes.

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whenever I watch one of my fav movies, "A Place In The Sun", I am reminded how much aging sucks. Happy Birthday, Elizabeth Taylor.

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z-listed's picture

OMG, I wish she would stay out of the public eye so we don't have to see how far she has gone. I would much rather remember her on the cover of LIFE magazine when she turned 40, she was gorgeous!

Miss Thang's picture

She looks really old for 78.

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Green Is Good on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 2:40pm.

Liz Taylor refuses to croak out of spite.

She was the Queen Whore back in the day. Ask Debbie Reynolds.
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he he i heard she slept with every male co-star while filming giant INCLUDING Rock Hudson!

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buddhistgirl69's picture

Hey Peter Andre! Happy Birthday to you too! Take good care of those lil' children, especially Harvey!

buddhistgirl69's picture

Happy Birthday to two fabulous babes, Elizabeth and Joanne! There will never be another like you.

LolaBella's picture

Happy Birthday to Liz, Chelsea Clinton, Chilli, Grant Show, Adam Baldwin, Timothy Spall and Joanne Woodward.

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No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.

MizRo's picture

Happy birthday Joanne Woodward and Chelsea Clinton.

I don't give a damn about the "Dame".

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Liz's snout is starting to look very Nancy Grace-ish.

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El Bastardo's picture

Happy Birthday Liz- timewarps back 50 years..*slurp*

You_Complete_Me.'s picture

Anybody else seeing Rachael Ray licking spoons dripping with melted chocolate whilst clad in a black bra? That's like watching my grandma powder her privates. It is not right.

On Topic: S&F, I've posted that Groban Boob-Tube link to my Facebook although, sadly, most of my "friends" will likely not be appreciative.

Thank heavens for you twisted sluts in here.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 2:55pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 2:51pm.

OMG Pleco didja get you lips done too, you whore?!
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I LOVE you for noticing, angel_i! But of course!
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It really brings out your mustache:)
I must say - you really did go all out.
We should have tea in the garden sometime:)

*smooch*

♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 2:51pm.

OMG Pleco didja get you lips done too, you whore?!
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I LOVE you for noticing, angel_i! But of course! *mwahmwah* Nothing like Gore-Tex for mah smackers.

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angel_i's picture

OMG Pleco didja get you lips done too, you whore?!

♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?

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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 2:19pm.
"I'm off to the supermarket to get a life. Anyone wants anything?"
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Some tasty whores de louvres, please! (Not fussy... I trust you'll select the best, altho' bacon-wrapped scallops do tantalize...:o)

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What about some Whore d'oeuvres for starters and later on Brussel Cunts with Beef Sluttanov. For desert, we'll have Bitch Melba.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 2:40pm.

Liz Taylor refuses to croak out of spite.

She was the Queen Whore back in the day. Ask Debbie Reynolds.
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Eddie Fisher died instead of having to spend more time between these two broads.

Billy Goat Brad, this is your future.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 2:25pm.
Josh Groban singing for the Uncle Muscles CD was beautiful...

edit: included link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrhhmrEYBM

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Green Is Good's picture

Liz Taylor refuses to croak out of spite.

She was the Queen Whore back in the day. Ask Debbie Reynolds.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 2:25pm.

Josh Groban singing for the Uncle Muscles CD was beautiful...

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LOL I wanna ride on a choo choo train

StewieGriffin's picture

Happy Birthday Liz!

lifeislikecake's picture

Grant Show was a sexy ass bitch back in the day. Riding his motorycle around town and making all kinds of vaginas tingle.

And I really can't believe Elizabeth Taylor is still alive. Good for her, lol.

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My first thought as I looked at this list was "there's a Adam Baldwin?" Then I looked it up he's not related to those other Baldwins

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 2:25pm.
Josh Groban singing for the Uncle Muscles CD was beautiful...
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OMF... you fuck! That was fucken brilliant...

I'm dying to hear the tracks "Happy Pup" & "Jungle Gym".

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HB to Dame Elizabeth Taylor!

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 2:19pm.
"I'm off to the supermarket to get a life. Anyone wants anything?"
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Some tasty whores de louvres, please! (Not fussy... I trust you'll select the best, altho' bacon-wrapped scallops do tantalize...:o)

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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus

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Josh Groban singing for the Uncle Muscles CD was beautiful...

edit: included link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrhhmrEYBM

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.

Mother Superior's picture

Josh Groban. Le geek, c'est chic!
HB to him and all on the list! :D

(Good morning, MK. Hope your hibernation was successful. I spent ALL day at work without a single post from you.)
I'm off to the supermarket to get a life. Anyone wants anything?

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I really don't think Violet Eyes is faring very well, esp. since the death of her latest hubby (MJ)... She may not be long for this world.

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Albatross's picture

HB La Liz and Joanne Woodward, two fantastic ladies!

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Plecostomus's picture

Oh, AT LAST!

HB Joanne Woodward, Adam "Which one are you, again?" Baldwin, Noah"Let's blow up the world over and over" Emmerich, Peter "The Original Flatface" Andre, and fine, that crazy White Diamonds lady.

Also, Grant Show is only 48??!

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Newportjoey's picture

Damn, I had to get in a car wreck to plant my ass in a wheelchair.....We're waiting for you LIZ....love Jane and Blanche Hudson.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

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YOU SICK MK? FEEL BETTER YOU FAGGOT CUNT!

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.

weii, well, well. look who decided to get out of bed

TexnDoc's picture

You don't write a lot about Josh Groban, MK. I think he plays it careful and quiet but behind closed doors another Adam Lambert and says "Gurl-l-l-l..." a lot. I need to remember him for your Blind Items.

Vern's picture

Happy Birthday Joanne.