Wednesday, February 24th 2010
Presented Without Comment
Okay, maybe just one comment:
Wait. Did I just post a picture of a cat in RED Crocs?! Run Morris RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
via Craigslist (Thanks Brian)
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The dude who posted this IS a pic collector. He took that photo off guyswithiphones. I happen to know the dude in the pic and he doesn't live in SF for one, and he would probably beat the shit out of CROC man for using his pic cause he is a tough bastard. CROC, u suck.
I wonder what he would do if you wore brown Crocs...or yellow one's?
I bet it's Rosie O'Donnell. I can't tell because she blocked out her face.
*going to storage locker to find red crocs*
I'm not going to bag on a guy because he happens to have a thing for (bad) footwear. I don't think it's that different from another man enjoying his partner wearing a French maid costume.
Besides he's a consenting adult looking for same and though it's unconventional, it's not hurting anyone. I'll save my torch and pitchfork for the pedophiles, not the crocophiles.
and that is the True Hollywood Story of how Morris the Cat died....death by wearing red crocs...and I'm sure fisting was involved....poor pussy
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
HAHA I know this guy, douche
Lose It Sucker, Suck It Loser
this post is probably spam...or a pic collector.
I have seen it posted on CL many times and in many cities around the country.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtnFg0KOQcA
This man is not into red-croc-wearing pussies, if I understand correctly. So the pussy picture is IRONIC.
*tazes self*
*reports to devil's office*
*reads 1984 copy of Field and Stream while Heidi Montag plays on nonstop videotape*
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"How's that hopey, changey thing workin' out for ya?" - Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
ruh-roh! that kind of looks like my yoga teacher. Say it ain't so. I didn't care about the gay thing, but the crocs are kind of a deal breaker for me!
Is it wrong that I laughed?
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Someone tell him you've got your red crocs on and are ready to go, but need a pic of his face first to be sure...
Then come back and post it for us! LOL
Seriously, I wonder how many crazies are rushing out to find a pair of red crocs?
Man, this is the weirdest, dirtiest fetish I've ever heard about!!!!!
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Anonymous101...what planet are you on? On mine, we only have 24 hours in a day!
LMAO. Hilarious, and all the reasons why I only read dlisted for my tabloidy filth.
Poor kitty in Crocs - go bite the ones who did that!!!
Not all who wander are lost ...
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by sunny on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:43am.
you know what? This kind of shit just proves that some people have too much fucking time on their hands..or too much time on their knees.
Put a shovel in their hands, deposit them in a field or in Haiti and have them start digging ditches for 20 hours a day till they are so fucking exhausted they just go to sleep for the remaining 8 hours left. Have them do this 7 days a week and.....
VOILA no more sick fuckers left on the planet
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Excellent plan!! I give it a standing ovation!!
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I'm not perfect but yeah, this guy looks like he's bored and could use something to keep him entertained. You got my vote.
Count Crocula wants to suck the shit out of your penis and lick your cherry red crocs. What an orgasm.
Submitted by sunny on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:43am.
you know what? This kind of shit just proves that some people have too much fucking time on their hands..or too much time on their knees.
Put a shovel in their hands, deposit them in a field or in Haiti and have them start digging ditches for 20 hours a day till they are so fucking exhausted they just go to sleep for the remaining 8 hours left. Have them do this 7 days a week and.....
VOILA no more sick fuckers left on the planet
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Excellent plan!! I give it a standing ovation!!
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You kidding? I'd be willing to bet he is Republican.
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Yes, and something about him makes me think Military.
*shivers*
Some people are into kinky shit! fuck!
Coma Caca!
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Shit like this makes me proud to be an American!!
"Fuck me running..."
"This is how stupid you look" makes this post HIGHlarious!
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
LMAO at Bradi!!!!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
@ Sunny
Bravo! I agree.
Submitted by sunny on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:43am.
Put a shovel in their hands, deposit them in a field or in Haiti and have them start digging ditches for 20 hours a day till they are so fucking exhausted they just go to sleep for the remaining 8 hours left. Have them do this 7 days a week and.....
VOILA no more sick fuckers left on the planet
Fetishes know no boundaries. Idiosyncratic sexual behavior can extend into some really weird places, like people who become aroused by open windows, or pocketbooks, or satin blanket bindings among others. This guy obviously has a shoe fetish of a very particular bent. Probably because Crocs would clean up easily in the sink. Ew.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I suppose this is how he weeds out the weirdos.
Wow.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
you know what? This kind of shit just proves that some people have too much fucking time on their hands..or too much time on their knees.
Put a shovel in their hands, deposit them in a field or in Haiti and have them start digging ditches for 20 hours a day till they are so fucking exhausted they just go to sleep for the remaining 8 hours left. Have them do this 7 days a week and.....
VOILA no more sick fuckers left on the planet
MK HIT THE BONG EARLY THIS MORNING LOLOLOLOLOOL
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
it is NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commerical interests.
*SMFH*
Talk about a deal breaker and a mood killer.
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Shiitake happens...
Heyzeus I just had breakfast. This is wrong even for Dlisted standards. Every time I think I've seen it all, something comes up that rapes me in the eye. I can't believe someone gets off on wearing Crocs.
I could have sworn that Craig's list put a ban on this type of fuckery. Or was that a ban on hookers advertising their services on that site?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I'm assuming that there was exposed peen in this picture? Why is it obscured? Was his phone number written on it with a Sharpie? MK, we need peen to go with our morning coffee. LOL at "report to the Devil's office"!
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 11:23am.
I know what you mean. I had a total crush on this one guy who was so freaking hot in high school. I saw his picture on Facebook and he successfully fought the hot.
OTOH, this one guy who I had a MASSIVE crush on when I was freshman and he was a complete ass about it (he and his friends taunted me, pushed me into lockers, tripped me, played jokes on me- I got over the crush quickly), had a picture of him and his wife on Facebook. I showed her to my best friend and she said, "He made fun of you for liking him, but married THAT?!?!" That was a good day.
Oh, my....no words.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
I bet this is that Fitzgerald dickhead who totally dissed that woman that declined him on Match.com.
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You're my wife now Dave !
I had a crush on some kid when I was in high school and it sort of irrationally stayed with me over the years (based on absolutely nothing and very stupid), but someone sent a photo of him to me recently and he's not even SORT of what I remembered and better yet he wears CROCS now. I laughed so damn hard, and CRUSH EVAPORATED IMMEDIATELY. It felt good to let go of the naive and baseless idea I had about him. Thank you CROCS.
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FIST PUMP!!
His poor wife and children have no idea he trolls Craigs list for this shit.
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I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
That's nothing. I came across an ad in the newspaper for men who like to wear each other's socks with birkenstocks. The person suggested that "we go walking around and show off our big feet together" ???
Pussy crocs: http://www.sasquatchpetbeds.com/
Those saggy grey underoos are a total turn-off.
Maybe he should sell them on Craigslist too and get some red Crogs with the money he made. Then try to blow himself. Problem solved.
OMFG!! This is funny...but still a little sad at the same time.
The Tags made me LOL especially 'Please Report To The Devil's Office'
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No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
that shit is still up on CL. please, someone fuck with this asshole so we can be entertained some more. sucky, that means you.
*owns crocs, doesn't care*
Submitted by louise_brooks: "Wow. That is....specific."
Yeah, it really is. But I can't help wondering, if his ultimate turn-on is RED Crocs, why does he even mention other colors?
Men are just retarded sometimes.
come on, this can't be real! :D
Love that tag but it goes with every post.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 10:35am.
what does "GL" mean sucky?
ghey loser?
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shit means GOOD LOOKING.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
A little beef-cake now and then can't harm too much... *buys edible crocs*
Snowy♥,
I assume 'gl' is good looking.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor