Matthew Fox Is The Josh Duhamel Of 2010
The soon-to-be Pulitzer Prize winning The National Enquirer has struck again! They are officially the most feared bitch amongst cheating ass husbands. Joey Greco just faked stabbed himself.
In their latest issue, they say that Lost's own Dr. Jack allegedly stepped out on his wife of 18 years Margherita Ronchi with a 26-year-old titty dancer he met while filming a movie in Bend, Oregon. The stripper in question, Stefani Talbott, not only spilled the jizz to the Enquirer, but she also ran off to InTouch too. Hey, when life gives you a married celebrity, you fuck that bitch and then sell your story to anybody who waves a dollar at you. The new wall-to-wall carpet in your townhouse is not going to pay for itself.
Stefanie told the Enquirer, "Yes, I've been having an affair with Matthew Fox. We had sex together. I've kept voice mails and text messages from him."
Their romance first bloomed like a 1-day-old genital wart, when she caught Matthew's eye while she was thrusting her snatch on stage at Stars Cabaret. Stefanie told InTouch about the beautiful moment, “I was dancing onstage, and I made eye contact with him immediately. I got so excited. He asked me, ‘Why are you working in a place like this?’ I told him that I am a single mom and needed the money.”
Isn't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard? It's like that part in West Side Story when Tony first laid eyes on Maria at the dance. But instead of snapping fingers, Stefanie's snatch made the cash register sound.
Later that night, Stefani left her 5-year-old kid with the baby sitter and met Matthew at his rented home to consummate their love. Stefani said, “He didn’t tell me to keep it a secret or anything. He didn’t even use protection. (Ed note: Pregnancy announcement in 3...2..) He didn’t seem concerned at all."
For the record, Matthew's rep denies the story and says it is made of lies.
Only dumb ass Jack would cheat on his wife and leave behind electronic evidence! Sawyer would be smart enough to hit it, quit it and forget it! Ben would immediately turn back the wheel of time. Locke would scare the stripper into secrecy by staring at her for about 10-seconds. And the Smoke Monster, well he's a snob, so he would never tap a stripper.
And since we're on the subject of Lost, can I just tell you how happy I am to see that one of Brit Brit's old swap weaves is still getting work:
(Claire pic via Videogum)
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What is up with men not using condoms when they cheat with strippers???
Matt Fox is hot & I'd hit that.
If you're going to cheat on your wife with a stripper, at least have sex with a pretty one. Well, maybe she looked better in that dark club. I waitress at a strip club and let me tell you if they had more light in there no one would come. I would say there are maybe 3 or 4 really pretty girls that work there. The rest are meh. And we're talking about an "upscale" New York strip club.
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I always get confused when the media talks about strippers like they are trustworthy news sources.
There may be some strippers that really are working their way through college, but really; these people sell their pussy for a dollar... A DOLLAR!!!
c'mon
He was HOT in last nites episode.
I am surprised he seems like a family guy.
Interesting fact: In an interview while promoting the final season of Lost, Matthew Fox told a reporter that after Lost he was going to give up acting and was moving his family to their dream house in OREGON. Hmmm... was he attempting to move closer to his stripper friend?
I guess this will put a damper on their moving plans.
This is just like a plot out of Party of Five! Seriously, his character knocked up a stripper, then wanted her to have the kid b/c he just beat cancer. Life imitates art, I guess. lol!
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The times are permanently bad. - Henry Miller
I love it! Why spend night after night sitting on some fat old guy's lap when you can make 10K-100K by selling out a cheating celebrity? It beats stripping and whoring.
Is that Jodi Foster? Am I super late to the party?
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
How dare she speak out about Matthew Fox!
He has every right to disrespect, embarrass, and betray his wife! He also should be able to put her life in danger, by possibly giving her a myriad of STD'S!
OMG I was just reading in the Enquirer and I was practically peeing in
my pants laughing at the gems this hooch has to say like "I've got to be
careful what I say - he's a married man with two kids." LMFAO! Careful - yes everyone who is careful blabs their "story" to the National Enquirer! Bahhhahhaha!
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Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
Noooooooooooooo, not Matthew Fox! Please no!
Why are men so stupid as to a) fuck a nasty stripper in the first place without protection and b) TEXT and CALL her so she has evidence that you did?
Back in the day when I was trying to blackmail Gene Rayburn and sell my steamy night of passion story to Rona Barrett's Hollywood, I didn't have ANY of these newfangled gadgets. I had to use my IMAGINATION!
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"How's that hopey, changey thing workin' out for ya?" - Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
MJT: thanks! this is what I was trying to remember....
"But also, if you remember his ex was pregnant when she came to meet him at the divorce lawyers office...sooooooooo"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 2:16pm.
OMG, Jack's son WTH? But this alternate life is without the island existing...so apparantely he had a kid prior to going to Australia. Based on looks I would say maybe it was Kate's babeh, but then again they did make eye contact right before she hijacked clarie's cab and you would think he woulda said somethign if that was his baby momma.
But also, if you remember his ex was pregnant when she came to meet him at the divorce lawyers office...sooooooooo
ps. I would so be Sawyer's hit and quit it. And I also wouldn't tell the world I was a whore and cheated with a marry man. SKANK.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Snowpiece go over to ew.com for their Lost recap. They have a great theory on who Jack's baby mama is.
Hell ya, more Sawyer and his greasy ass hair.
His wife is rather severe looking.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 2:18pm.
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I hate that Hicktown Beckham could still impregnate half the womenfolk and all of the livestock.
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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 2:24pm.
Snowy. Do we really have to this talk about where babies come from???
Well, duh, The Stork!
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so who fucked the stork?
Snowy. Do we really have to this talk about where babies come from???
Well, duh, The Stork!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 2:06pm.
That made me think of this:
http://izismile.com/2009/03/27/if_celebrities_were_ordinary_people_61_pi...
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And I would STILL fuck fat Daniel Craig.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
ah hahahahahahah Pleco!!!! I love the website - my fave is Nicole Kidman. She look slike my 8th grade English Teacher!
Cheers to ordinary people!!!!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
RainbowBrite where the hell did his son come from? I don't remember any mention of him before, was that a totally new thing "sideways" thing or did his ex wife get pregnant at some point in the old flashback episodes and I just forgot?
Also, they should not be allowed to have an episode without ANY Sawyer
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Damn Jack looked hot last night on Lost, so I did some serious googling last night and found lots of stories of Jack doing this sort of thing. What a waste of two fucking hours, I should of known MK was on this.
BTW, what happened to the days of whores having some dignity and keeping their man stealing ways quiet?
*raises hand to be Josh Holloway's "ordinary person" fuck*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Jeepster on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 1:57pm.
I want celebs to start banging ordinary people....I wanna read that while vacationing on Martha's Vineyard, Brad Pitt fell head over heels in love with a 42 year old CVS Pharmacist......named Nancy.
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That made me think of this:
http://izismile.com/2009/03/27/if_celebrities_were_ordinary_people_61_pi...
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Oh please. The gold-digging stripper just wanted some money, so she shopped a story she made up to any media outlet that would pay her. It's getting to the point where, if you're famous, anyone can say anything about you to a magazine & get paid for it. As a matter of fact, shitney spears raped me! Where's my check?
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I want celebs to start banging ordinary people....I wanna read that while vacationing on Martha's Vineyard, Brad Pitt fell head over heels in love with a 42 year old CVS Pharmacist......named Nancy. I think that all 3 Jonas Brothers (yes - even the married one) should be caught screwing a Bed, Bath & Beyond Sales Associate. (of either gender) How about Pamela Anderson having the love-child of a local Pep Boys rep...(no - wait - thats too close to reality)
anyway - you get the picture....NO MORE EXOTIC DANCERS!!!! I want hot gossip with stars and public service officials!!! STAT
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 1:48pm.
Pamela : mmmmmm Boone, I heard he's on The Vampire Diaries
Yes it is a HORRIABLE show but I watched it the other day on mute because he is just that sexy!
What happened to the days when celebs would bang sales clerks or liquor store workers? *sigh*
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Pamela : mmmmmm Boone, I heard he's on The Vampire Diaries
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I love how the opportunistic slut throws in the fact she's a single mother. Awwww, tragic. She needed the money to feed her baby. She HAD to blab. Bitch, please.
As if that justifies her star f*cking and then running to the Enquirer and Intouch to blab about it. And even more hilarious is that instead of going HOME to her KID, she rushes out to get a babysitter to spend the night with basically a total stranger.
If it were a nobody, she would have shook her tits and ass in his face, collect the dollar bills stuffed down her panties and went the Hell home.
You know who I miss on Lost that I always thought was super fucking hot?
Boone/Ian Somerhalder
But I think he is gay though
~Pamela~
She hasnt been "having an affair" with him, he porked her on lonely night on location. Guys like that always make the mistake of feeling all sorry after and giving the digits.
Sounds to me like she threatened to out him and he tried to pacify her with a few texts and phone calls.
I dont know why this bitch didnt insist on protection, oh wait I know why. Thats so cute that she thinks she is the one and only stripper he has ever plowed!
~Pamela~
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 1:08pm.
Good god, don't these bitches have any pride?_________________________________________________
Ummm.... their jobs normally include stripper, whore, waitress, and "PR" person. My guess is no.
Dude, the pregnant man is from Bend, OR... What if that's Matthew Fox's love child? Now THAT would have been a scandal.
What in the hell was Matthew Fox thinking???? Seriously - the dude did not have enough "What NOT to do" instruction from Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, Josh Duhamel, and a whole host of OTHER dumbass Hollywood boys (and girls).
Does no-one in Hollywood (or Washington) read the National Enquirer or watch fukkin TV or surf the Internet????
A Stripper???? A Cocktail Waitress????? A Model?????
I wanna see just ONE of these asshats throw the wife or husband over for a SPECIAL EDUCATION TEACHER!!!!!
or a CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT!!!!
or the chick at DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS who froths your espresso!!!!
IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK?????????
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I don't know why some of you are bashing on the stripper, she is not bad looking. Regardless I wonder why she is going public now? He must have dumped her.
SUCKY: HURLEY'S BOOBS ARE GETTING BIGGER, HOW SWEET, HE'S FINALLY REACHING WOMENHOOD!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
How fucking desperate do you have to be to admit doing so much shit to a bunch of tabloids? Good god, don't these bitches have any pride?
As for the dude, well, he's an asshole. And a stupid one, for having unprotected sex while married, and with a stripper, for fuck's sake! I don't give two shits if his wife is fug, he married her because he wanted to. If you want to fuck around, then get a divorce, you dumb bitch!
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Yawn.
What the fuck ever, made up, true. I don't care about his shit anymore.
I understand the cheating.
What I don't understand is how these famous men who cheat ALWAYS do so with some seriously fucking ugly/average looking cunts???????
You're a HOLLYWOOD actor. You can't do BETTER than a goddamn stripper???????
I see the first graduate of the Rachel Uchitel & Nicole Forester School of Fuckery is doing her teachers proud.
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Shiitake happens...
Stefanie told the Enquirer, "Yes, I've been having an affair with Matthew Fox. We had sex together. I've kept voice mails and text messages from him."
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ahhhh, I see more of this kinda fuck me now Imma fuck you later type-a shit! WHORES BEWARE!! I wanna see a guy pull this shit off. I bet no one, NO ONE would make a big deal about it....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
I'm shocked. Pulitzer Price? Seriously? Not even Nobel Price? Pah!
Reading this made me cringe a bit when I looked up his wife.
"And he has the love of one woman to thank for his astonishing success - his Italian-born wife, Margherita Ronchi, who supported him as he waited for his big break."
All this does is make me think how I don't want a marriage based on supporting the spouse into success..he should either already be, or make himself successful. I hear it over and over again how the wife did everything for them, just for their husbands to turn around and fuck the easiest snatch they can find. All that work for nothing, screw that.
And who is she kidding wearing a turtleneck?
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 12:01pm.
I wouldn't be surprised if this douche tipped The Enquirer off himself. He's always trying to seem bad-ass. zzzzzzzzzz
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I absolutely agree with Mike. I always thought he was kind of handsome until I heard him speak a sentence or two and immediately changed my opinion. The guy is a d-bag and probably thinks this will add to his "edge".
Pleco, your avie is hilarious (as usual)!!! Between that and the "this is how dumb you look" cat in crocs, my morning is off to a great start. :)
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But to me, the biggest surprise was that Kristen Stewart actually won something, and it wasn't for Best Impersonation of a Cardboard Cutout.- MK
Enquirer deserves the Pulitzer for getting rid of the slimiest slime of the slime John Edwards. Money well spent on your source (and forever more his pussy-whipper) Rielle Hunter. Bitch now has a ring on her finger and new beach home and Elizabeth ain't even checked out yet. Oh what a sex tape locked away in your firesafe will get you!
pincheborracha-her response would be cough up the cash, stripper's waiting to be paid.
Submitted by Night Owl on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 12:28pm.
Josh/Sawyer is another one married to a plain jane.
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Not so much plain jane as fugly ass jane.
What a fucking shocker!
*eye roll*
Hasn't this guy been the subject of a few cheating blind items?
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