Hot Slut Of The Day!
Karina Bradley - Pop Star, Super Model, Recording Artist, Diva (this description is straight from her AMAZING official website)
The Prophet Blog pointed and pushed me towards the strobe light (bought for $2 at a yard sale) known as Karina Bradley's website and now that I've fallen in, I don't think I want to come back out!
Karina is the self-proclaimed "Puerto Rican Barbie" and the brightest star that shines above Philadelphia's skyline (Note: Karina's star shines even brighter when you hear the sound of garbage trucks). I could go on and on, but I'm just going to let pieces of Karina's bio queef for itself.
In the 6th grade, we had to write our future bio, and mine pretty much looked like this word for word:
Karina Bradley personifies the word “beautiful”. Her perfectly shaped and petite body, gorgeous and glamorous looks, enchanting eyes, long blonde hair, will instantly command your attention. So unlike the typical “Diva” stereotype, what truly makes Karina “Beautiful” is the person that she is on camera and off. Once you get to know her she has such a sweet and humble personality.Karina's supermodel looks have taken her all over the world from Milan to Madrid not to mention all over the United States including Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Philadelphia and New York. Working with some of the top photographers and agencies she has quickly catapulted on to the scene. Karina is already being compared to some of the top models in the industry.
Karina Bradley was destined to be a Diva. When she was a child she had a passion for the performing arts, dancing, singing, drama and song writing. You name it Karina was into it. Karina realized early on that her passion was more than just a hobby. As a kid, Karina was a child star. Her voice was angelic, at an early age Karina was discovered and she began her singing career. Even as a child, Karina Bradley stood out. She performed in front of thousands of people before she even had her driver’s license! Karina Bradley was also a very much sought after model. She worked with many talented agencies. Karina even modeled for Victoria’s Secret (fashion show).
That shit right there is my breakfast, lunch, happy hour and dinner. And it gets better (or worse, depending on how sober you are this morning). Karina's "bio page" states that she was: a cheerleader, class president, prom queen, a straight A student, on the honor roll her ENTIRE LIFE, Student of the Year (VERY BIG DEAL) and Best Dressed Award winner. Karina has also graced the cover of such prestigious magazines as AutoSuccess Magazine, and she's a certified internet sales expert! Seriously, I think I'm her biggest fan, which isn't that difficult since I'm pretty sure I'm her only fan.
And if all of that doesn't make you want to quit everything in your life and devote all your time to being a Karina Bradley groupie (a title that will get you a free prescription for Clozapine), let her serenade you below:
At first, I thought this was Alexis Arquette doing a Heidi Montag impersonation using one of Kim Zolciak's tortured ass wigs. I'm in deep!
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"Karina even modeled for Victoria’s Secret (fashion show)."
Modelling for Victoria's Secret doesn't mean shit anymore. It's like modelling for Playboy. It's a charicature of its former self. Enough adderall could make a Victoria's Secret model out of anyone. Those scags are about 85% artificial and still fucked up looking.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
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Yes.
That exact bustier she is wearing has been sitting on the Hot Topic clearance rack at my mall for possibly well over a year now.
I like buying lingerie cheap, but the fact that this nightmare believes that she is somehow "glamorous" despite that she can't be arsed to buy cheap lingerie from Hot Topic at full price is riotous.
Also, I stress that anyone who uses the term "hater" in a serious or non-ironic context sinks the validity of whatever statement they are attempting to make, and anyone who protests that "they don't care what the haters think" (or anything like that) does in fact care way too fucking much.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
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Dude! I fucking thought that was Heidi Montag!!
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@kanderso: the sad part is, you can totally hear that it's been autotuned to death and it's still terrible (however, I hate the original so I'm quite biased). But it sounds better than her Dance Floor Diva or whatever...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Well, on a bright note, she totally destoyed the stereotype that all Hispanics know how to dance...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
"I'm just going to let pieces of Karina's bio queef for itself."
I pissed my pants hearing that.
Karina doesn't do it for me. Much like the other talent that I stay away from.
That Bradley Karina sure is talented. I didn't know MAC had a line of makeup geared towards broke-down trannies.
Has anyone else noticed that artistes who go on about how "haytahs" can't bring them down (whatever) tend to be talentless, yet delusional?
Is that a girl? for sure?
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
I am so happy for Karina that she went to a high school where you can still be prom queen even if you have a dick. Good for her.
Anytrannypuertoricanparishilton. (Sorry, MK. You didn't. So I had to.)
Imma go listen to some Brooke Hogan music to clear my ears out. I have never heard autotune so abused and humiliated as it was on this track. Jay-Z may have his wish. I think this bitch killed autotune. It will surely never show its face again.
Ha! Pardon me, but she looks like a low rent Maxine Swaby.
There's no way that's female.
I'm fairly certain her real names is "Brad"
Is this the same drag queen who pulled the wig off of that gay Brazilian 'beauty' queen btw.?
More like Puerto Rican Pendeja. Stupid ass. I refuse to share my grandmother's chankleta ass whoopings with this bitch, let alone my heritage.
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"Vadge looks like your drunk stepmom after coming back from a costume party where she dressed as a bordello version of Donnie Darko..." -- MK the Magnificent
i really hate when people claim on their nationality (specially having to share said nationality) although they don't do squat for their country (many times not having set foot on the place) and have the NERVE to fucking call themselves fucking prince/princess...it's not like we don't have enough with j.ho and her "i want to conquer it all" and "i'm so hispanic, i can't sing worth shit in English or Spanish, but don't have a fucking clue as of to what i'm singing in Spanish which is how i try to appeal to the whole world"
She has an awesome tuck game Ill give her that!
~Pamela~
Either she (?) has head game that is mind-blowingly awesome or she (?) must have given up repeated anal performances to get someone to pay for this atrocity.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Brooke Hogan must feel so relieved...
Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 1:12pm.
Regarding her husband: If he's such a big time businessman, why in the hell can't he spell?
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I was secretly hoping someone else would notice that.
Way!
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white.trash. For someone so "world wide known" how come I have never heard of her. She looks like any local stripper/street ho in any city U.S.A. except she looks to fat to be a stripper and definately too fat to be a model, so I guess porn star and ho are the only other occupations I actually buy this trick being in. Fake hair, fake titties, fake, fake fake...she will go far on the internet, but that is about it. Tila watch your back another fake ass ho is about to take your rusty ass crown.
I can say with confirmed mallrat authority that her glamourous bustier from the Hot Topix clearance rack. $16.
And, no, I'm not making that up to be funny.
Bitch needs to step off her self-proclamation as ruling slut of the Philadelphia metropolitan area. The nerve! I claimed that crown in '88 and I am not about to hand it off to some Kensington hoodrat simply because I live in another state now. Imma grease up my cheeks, hide my blade in my Stiff Stuff-laquered 'do, and take this bitch down outside the Bridge and Pratt El terminal.
She needs to hook up with that other delusional lunatic from Philly, Arthur Kade.
www.arthurkade.com
Regarding her husband: If he's such a big time businessman, why in the hell can't he spell? He also capitalizes when he shouldn't. It should be written; "money and success, time, too, outweigh". GAH! This shit drives me nuts! I'm reading along, and this shit stops me in my tracks.
"Money and Success are fun but... Time "
"I deal with the chaos of the world to, I am not oblivious. It is just that my family and friends out way any drama."
That lying bitch! I've already read that before! She totally ripped off part of that bio.
Anyway I fixed it to show the original content:
Phoebe Price’s supermodel looks have taken her all over the world from Milan to Madrid not to mention all over the United States including Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Philadelphia and New York. Working with some of the top photographers and agencies she has quickly catapulted on to the scene. Phoebe is already being compared to some of the top models in the industry.
Horsey Montag is gonna SUE!!!! ... this bitch stole her song stylings, her weave, her surgeon and her angelic voice.
Diva!
I was actually really angry when one of my youngins spurted out: A Diva is a female version of a Hustler! (thankuverymuch, Beyonce - noT!)
A Diva is not a female version of anything. There is no male version of Diva. There can only be one.
And also, in my mind, one "Diva" is a real thing and that other thing is sarcastic...like: O, you're such a Diva! as in: You WISH! Which is, clearly, what's happening here.
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
Once upon a time, "diva" actually meant something. Now it's just another word for "skank ho who looks just like every other skank ho". I skipped the video simply because it exists.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I could not watch this one through to the end. Her plastic titty balls were scaring me too much. Isn't this the point in the movie where someone yells, "the barbarians are at the gate".
I love how the "Diva" has deleted all her negative comments on her youtube page....
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
Whoa Evil Shoe! You ARE nerdy! I think I may have to revoke Barbie's license now. ( I was kidding about the online thing tho;p)
I like to play all that old stuff but I never did manage "equipment" well so I'm just glad it's all digitized...I used to play this game called Smallworlds - it's some kinda social networking game and hella fun in it's own right but what really drew me was the arcade with tetris, asteroids, centipede, ...all those kinda games....Impossible Mission reminds of ...like Larry the Lounge Lizard or there were these Police games...they were cool too....sigh...what were we talking about?
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
OHMIGOD OMIGOD, if you care enough, go to her blog: http://karinabradleyblog.com/ and listen to her cover of Fallin' by Alicia Keys. It sounds like nails on a gotdayumed chalkboard. Put that on the long list of 'Songs That Talentless Hacks Should Not Attempt To Sing'.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
angel_i, I've seen that, I play the old Poyeye game like that. I'm dying to get my hands on an old Impossible Mission floppy disk game. I used to go to my dad's office (fire house) and play with all the firefighters but I never beat the game. Bandai brand game - "Stadium Events" sold for 13K on eBay a few weeks ago for whores who garage sale etc...
@Evil Shoe: Um....you can play Tetris online...just so you know:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 11:52am.
Okay... last one. This IS addictive!
on her web site under 'interests'. (i think she was allowed to write this part herself... you'll see why)
Although Karina is busy day in and day with her music, modeling, and business career she makes sure she still has time to do what she loves. Karina's interest include:
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LOL yeah, how original to be an all-around bitch. She appeals to all markets, niche or not... right.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 11:54am.
LOL@problem solving! OMGLOLOLOL!
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hence the interest in tetris. :D
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You mean the game? What's wrong with Tetris?! *puts away Commodore 64*
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killer eh? number one - shopping, last - charities.
have you seen her photos page? shite. I have a powerful computer and even mine was chugging.
ooooh i'm going to kittenfy her page and see if my monitor explodes! brb
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Internet fakers:
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But seriously. Being a Tetris fan IS pretty nerdy. I'll give her that.
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
LOL@problem solving! OMGLOLOLOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
Okay... last one. This IS addictive!
on her web site under 'interests'. (i think she was allowed to write this part herself... you'll see why)
Although Karina is busy day in and day with her music, modeling, and business career she makes sure she still has time to do what she loves. Karina's interest include:
* Shopping of course! I love MAC Makeup, shoes and purses!
* Reading-motivational books and health books. 7 Habits of Highly Effective People.
* Writing Music
* Singing - I love Britney Spears, Lady GAGA, Fergie, Christina Aguilera. My most favorite singer ever is Mariah Carey. I also love Etta James and Celine Dion.
* Dancing-hip hop, House and belly dancing
* Spending time at the Spa… Get my hair done, nails done etc…
* Nerd side…I love putting puzzles together, Googleing Science questions. Video games…Tetris is my all time favorite.
* Reality TV
* Favorite Actress is Reese Witherspoon
* Drawing-clothing designs/purse designs and shoe designs
* Working out - I go to the gym but also have my own personal gym in my house. I use all kinds of exercise programs such as P90X, Billy Blanks Tae BO system. I love the energy and strength I get from working out, the way my clothes fit and the physical benefits.
* Comedy clubs…I love to laugh
* Family events…there is nothing more fulfilling to me in this world than a good day of spending time with my family
* Helping others-Charities, problem solving, volunteer work
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Oh my....
"Sean and Karen went on their first date April 18th, 2007. Sean and Karen's first date was unique to say the least. Their first date was a whirlwind of heeling through the King of Prussia Mall. Their first date is characteristic of their relationship. Together they embrace the meaning of a relationship."
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Internet fakers:
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Did a little more digging:
http://www.dealersynergy.com/news_room/articles/AmericasNextTopModelExec...
http://www.weddingwire.com/wedding/UserViewWebsitePage?wid=49d3cf6ce5e3d...
The husband made money out of advising car dealers on how to sell cars over the internet??
from his bio on their wedding web site:
Sean V. Bradley
Wow, where do I begin? I have everything any man could ever want or dream of. If I died tonight I would die a content man. I have the most amazing family in the world. The most beautiful fiancé, Karen. Three amazing kids, Kalina Sarah Bradley, Sean V. Bradley the Sequel and Tianna Chanel Mick. I am a global entrepreneur. I own eight companies. Money and Success are fun but... Time that is the greatest gift and money can NOT buy enough of it. I am blessed with the perfect family and the perfect life. Please don't misunderstand and think everything is perfect all of the time. I deal with the chaos of the world to, I am not oblivious. It is just that my family and friends out way any drama.
'Here Sequel! It's time for dinner!'
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This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have read in a very long time. Can her PR person (her) write me up a bio stat? I have a meeting this afternoon to pitch an art show. I'm a shoo in with this bitch's eloquence.
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There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.
Wow - I'm surprised the pro-tool program didn't self destruct. It had to work overtime to make her sound like the rest of the computer-generated crap out there.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
eeeuuuwww.
I love people like this, who think they are gorgeous, when they are just delusional.
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I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
I won't get into it but this trick just made me have a major brain fart about the phrase Illegal Alien.
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
I like her J-WOWW top
I like her J-WOWW top
Okay, I went to the website. It's a vertible cornucopia of crap. I can see why MK is enthralled. It's like a visual mothers cookie.
Best part was when you mouse over one icon a picture of her comes up with the subject 'merchandise'. *snort*
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