Thursday, February 25th 2010

Hood Rat Stuff Redemption

Last month, Latarian Milton stole a commercial plane and flew over to Los Angeles to do bad things during a spot for Comedy Central's tosh.0. Latarian's basic cable TV debut aired last night. In the scripted and slightly awkward segment, Latarian trains Daniel in the art of hood rat stuff. But as we all know, hood rat stuff cannot be taught! It's in the veins. Or you can get it from eating a lot of chicken wings at Walmart.

While Latarian was out West, I was kind of hoping he would put his hood rat stuff skills to good use by hotwiring Gary Coleman's career. Come on, Latarian! Help a fellow hood rat shorty out!

Posted by: Michael K


yucko's picture

Fug kid. Don't encourage him... "Going to Hollywood." Right. Now he thinks he's entitled because he's getting publicity for criminal behavior. I'm glad to see how sane most of the posters on this subject are.

iHeartHaters's picture

I doubt this obese little fucker will be able to successfully rape anything other than his own fupa roll.

I agree...he's a sociopath, thru & thru.

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madam ex's picture

ITA w/everyone little fat bastard will be in jail in no time, cant come soon enough.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

YES!! Latarian is the man! Love this kid.

Though, I'm a little concerned with his "Thug" gear. Thugs don't wear Ed Hardy.
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Hi ESE! you're welcome!

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And CS thinks this racist bullshit is funny...its nice to know that we glamourize ignorance and stupidity as HOllywood material...WOW!

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Nothing about this kid makes me laugh. I have the strong urge to beat his ass whenever I see him. And just like everyone else said, it won't be oh so hilarious in just a few years when he's doing things that are no longer FUNNY to everyone.
When he goes to jail for attempted murder, he'll call Comedy Central. "Yeah, I'm calling from the cellblock. Gimme Tosh.o or whateva the fuck his name is. Ima need a web redemption, bitch". What a bunch of fucktards.

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Green Is Good's picture

They may as well reserve a jail cell for the sociopathic little bastard right now.

The Comedy Central heads DO realize they're rewarding this brat for his shit, and NOW he's going to step up his game.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 11:08am.
When this little shit steals your car or identity or rapes your daughter, it won't be funny.
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ITA...just had some little shit "hoodrat" in my neighborhood bust out the rear windshield of my truck with a rock. Cost me plenty of $$ to get it fixed, even with insurance. Trust, it wasn't funny, just like Hekki says. Now I just want to run over these mini-monsters when I see them out on the street.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 11:37am.

*peeks in thread*... i just want to thank you for your sig... i will now begin my day with "The Police"... let's hope i don't end it that way!LOL!

OT: this kid's doomed, and why he's getting time on t.v. is astonishing.

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Stoney's picture

Just throw this fat little shit in jail for life where he's gonna end up anyway and give the rest of us a goddamn break.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I love Tosh.0
hilarious show- too bad I passed out before it was on last night.

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M.E.'s picture

Why are people still giving this fat little psycho media attention?

UGH!

dusted's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 11:08am. Maybe he'll do us all a favor and overdose. But I doubt it.

Overdose on what? Wal-Mart chicken wings? He looks well on his way to me!

EastEndGirl's picture

I never did jump on the Latarian train.

Why is this kid being glorified? He is at best a sociopath, at worst a psychopath.

There is a reason why animals eat their young.

angel_i's picture

This is a hard one for me. You see - I plan to marry Tosh.0 - Daniel, I mean - and, quite frankly, in my eyes he can do no wrong. So hard. *sigh*

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KD's picture

ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS?? Here we go again, REWARDING bad behavior?

Imma go rob a 7/11 now and maybe they'll let me do my documentary on "how to rob a 7/11".

Sugartits's picture

This kid is a sociopath and no amount of punishment or rehabilitation is going to make him any different.

Might as well throw him in the pen and throw away the key. Too bad it costs taxpayers so much to do so, but that's another story.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

bitch shoulda kept her keys in her purse... aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahaha
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Hekki's picture

Maybe he'll do us all a favor and overdose. But I doubt it.

When this little shit steals your car or identity or rapes your daughter, it won't be funny.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 10:58am.

This kid needs his ass beat, with a board with holes in it, period.

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you mean a board with NAILS in it.
I don't get why they are glorifying this juvenile delinquent to the point of giving him a guest appearance in a TV show, when he should be punished and grounded.

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Soultonic's picture

I love how the guy asked Latarian, "Do you think it's your grandma's fault?" and he replies, "She shoulda kept her keys in her purse."

mike's picture

Wouldn't a truer redemption be one of his family members doing something to him?

I have mixed feelings about Daniel Tosh. He can be very funny, but he can also be quite annoying.

Zambonie's picture

someone throw this punk off a cliff before taxpayers have to pay for his life long incarceration
And before he kills someone to earn his life sentence

EvilShoe's picture

This kid needs his ass beat, with a board with holes in it, period.

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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

This kid is a hoot. AND FRIST!

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