Ellen Degeneres Is Not Snuggling Up To Simon Cowell's Fur Titties
On American Idol's first live show Tuesday night, Ellen Degeneres made a joke that she's sitting far away from Simon Cowell because he wouldn't stop molesting her down low parts. According to TMZ's sources, Ellen and Simon might be sitting far apart because they can't stand each other. Apparently, Ellen would rather have an intimate conversation with Sarah Palin's nipples than spend alone time with Simon.
Sources say that the hate between the two first bloomed during their first week of taping after Simon showed up late and kept the other judges waiting. Shit got serious after that. The sources went on to say that Ellen refuses to respect Simon's cuntness, and isn't happy that he's so mean to the contestants. This of course fuels Simon's bitch fire.
Okay, is Ellen new here, because Simon has been a bitchy ass bitch bitch from bitch town for CENTURIES! I mean, it's in the Bible and everything. But seriously, I hope the feud gets thicker than Kara Diofuckoffalready's skull, because it would take the focus off the fact that our favorite little pill popper is no longer on the panel.
It's hard to watch that mess without Paula Abdul. It's like going to group therapy and finding out that your favorite crazy (the one who would always tell the therapist to eff off) moved or got committed.
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I miss Paula :). Ellen & Kara both suck. Simon needs to button his shirts up, its nasty. I don't want to look @ his hairy moobs.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 11:16pm.
I'm sick of Ellens stuttering way of talking.
LOL
Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 6:52pm.
genius!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 5:43pm.
OMG Perez? I will blow up the Kodak Theater!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLL
I'm sick of Ellens stuttering way of talking.
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Submitted by vidz on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 5:37pm.
Forget Simon and ellen.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BETWEEN SIMON AND KARA????
Everytime she opened her mouth he was practically rolling his eyes and his whole body was giving her the finger.
Also notice how all the contestants are pretty cute this year? Not a single uggo in the whole bunch. Dont tell me there isnt a single fat woman in the Us who can sing?
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Nope. Not one. No uglies either - that's why that happened. The only people in the States that can do anything are beautiful and often mostly plastic. I learned that on TV:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
With all due respect to Ellen: what in hell did she expect when she signed up for the gig. You can't hug a sea urchin. That "let's all share our feelings" jazz on her show that the fraus eat up with a spoon will *not* go down well in an atmosphere scarcely better than an ancient Roman arena. She should have turned the gig down and recommend her ex. Celestia Heche's level of crazy would thrive in that toxic environment.
OMG Perez? I will blow up the Kodak Theater!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Forget Simon and ellen.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BETWEEN SIMON AND KARA????
Everytime she opened her mouth he was practically rolling his eyes and his whole body was giving her the finger.
Also notice how all the contestants are pretty cute this year? Not a single uggo in the whole bunch. Dont tell me there isnt a single fat woman in the Us who can sing? I'm kinda bummed the pastor chick didnt get in. And im kinda psyched country mouse Hope didnt make it. If I have to hear " there's alot worse than going without" one more time, I'm going to rip off simon's titty hairs one by one. ( I'm lying, I fantasize constantly about burying my face in those luscious, glistening fur pies.)
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
I only could watch about 20 minutes of the shows this week. Ellen is not in her element at all. This should be the last year IMO.
"It's hard to watch that mess without Paula Abdul. It's like going to group therapy and finding out that your favorite crazy (the one who would always tell the therapist to eff off) moved or got committed."
Thank you Michael K for expressing in supreme description exactly what this season is like!
Submitted by ronnyk on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 3:57pm.
The shit is gonna be worse next year w/o Furry Tits. If they hire that cunt rag Perez, that shit can fucking burn for all I care.
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Is Perez really a contender? I thought that was all in his mind. They should stick with the idea of Guy Oseary.
Is that all Ellen's got?????????????????????
I REFUSE TO WATCH THIS SHIT ESPECIALLY WITH THIS BITCH ELLEN ON, I HATE HER! SHE'S ALWAYS FORCING HERSELF INTO EVERY SITUATION. I'M SURE HER HOT GIRLFRIEND WILL LEAVE HER FOR A MAN.
Submitted by Anonymous Q on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 2:44pm.
I know quite a few people who work on Ellen's talk show and she's quite the cunt herself from what I hear.
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Oh. Ok.
The shit is gonna be worse next year w/o Furry Tits. If they hire that cunt rag Perez, that shit can fucking burn for all I care.
The idol show is as much of a contest as all star wrestling. I know of some pretty good singers who did not make it past the first audition. These are college choir, music major types.
The show purposely picks crappy singers over the good ones so that they can rip on them. Then they pick the good one that they want to win.
In any case, Ellen can venture back to obscurity if she wants, but anyone can see simon is a dink, and if you want to work for him, you gotta man up and ignore the hassles.
I know quite a few people who work on Ellen's talk show and she's quite the cunt herself from what I hear.
RE: Moba's comment
This show ceased to really be about discovering talent and all about spectacle once William Hung scored a record deal.
I don't watch the show myself,(my boyfriend does) but the saps that come in and give the sob stories get on my nerves.
Would a business hire someone based on some personal family drama that's either happened or happening?
"Oooooh Hire me! I really can't do the job but my sister is a cancer survivor, my significant other just ran out on me and Timmy fell down a well."
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Shiitake happens...
And no...Ellen isn't funny.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Blondie "eye candy" has a trill from hell in his voice, and watching Kara whatthefuck'sup swoon over him last night was TORTUROUS.
Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
On the endless promos on channel 5, Ellen is about as fun and entertaining as testicular cancer. So basically, she's being herself.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
YOU MEAN SIMON COWELL IS A CUNT? NOOO!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Gawd it's awful this year. I'm checking out the results tonight then not checking it out again til they get down to about 6.
Kara Diofuckoffalready is annoying trying to be deep and insightful. She should fuck off already. Her creaming and gushing over bucky 2.0 was cheeeeezE and embarassing for the boy. How's he gonna shank that stank?
Ellen is boring the shit out of me, I thought she'd at least be funny but, nope. "I don't know but I liked it" is not good enuf'. Someone commented before about her ears and I hear ya'. She needs to grow her hair a bit to cover those up.
I can't imagine this show going on without the cuntastic Simon. They should end the misery after this year.
Fake drama to get viewers.
*yawn*
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I don't watch AI but Ellen most definitely sucked as a "judge" on So You Think You Can Dance. She added nothing there and was not funny at all. Meh!
Ellen is horrible on Idol, "I like you" or "I like you but .." is the gamut she runs with the critiques.
The only way I can get through this show is to TIVO it, give each "singer" 20 seconds and then FF directly to Simon who seems to be the only one that's honest.
Well, the guys sucked last night.
idk, I think this is all fluffer nutter bullshit to get viewers.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I was always a huge fan of AI, but am losing it quickly for this show now. I don't mind Ellen. IMO, she knows as much about music as Paula Abdul. Honestly, are Paula Abdul or Posh Spice music geniuses or even decent singers? Of course not.
What pisses me off the most about this show is the fact that they purposely try to manipulate people into liking certain people with their editing and endless stories about certain people, yet leave other, just as talented, if not moreso, people out to die on the vine. Do we need to hear every fucking show about the guy whose wife was in labor or the girl whose grandmother has Alzheimers or that someone is a single mom? Then, there are other singers who they barely say a word about that come into the final 24 and people are like 'who the hell is that?'. Ashley Rodriguez is the poor girl who they did that to this year. It's like they decide after auditions to edit out people they don't want to succeed before the season comes on the air. They should give everyone the same coverage imo.
So, if you don't have a sob story, a pregnant wife, are poor, etc. you can forget about them covering you or getting you a fan base while they shove other contestants down people throats. Isn't this a singing competition?
The judges are just grasping at straws to either keep or get rid of people the show wants off. They tell some people they need to 'step out of the box' and 'sound different than the original version' and tell others they shouldn't do the same things they told others to do.
It's too obvious now how much the show manipulates things. We aren't fooled anymore.
You won't convince me either that they don't do something in these live shows to make so many of these formerly good singers sound like shit. I know they are nervous, but c'mon. Are artists not giving AI permission to use good songs anymore? I didn't know half the songs these people sang. Don't tell me they picked those songs out of a huge catalogue of songs they could sing.
To end my long rant, please get rid of that young girl with the gray hair and meth face please. She looks like a life-long addict 30 years older than her.
i don't understand why they need four judges when the only opinion that counts is Simon's. Ellen adds absolutely nothing. Paula at least kept you interested with her trainwreckary (if that's a word).
I don't idolize any of these douchebags. Not one since they've started. Carrie Underwears is the only decent one that has ever come off that show.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
And what's with the sob stories this year? It seems like everyone has some sort of problem -- either they're poor, or their grandma has Alzheimer's, or their wife is having a baby, or they have Tourette's or some shit.
yeah "you've got a great look, very commercial" and OMG EVRY SINGLE ONE "I really like you (even tho you sucked balls tonight) so I hope you are here next week.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Loozer -- I forgot about the cheesey Ford commercials. I think when they get to the top 12 they start filming that shit. Remember last year how they had to shuffle Scott, the blind kid, around? It was kind of funny.
See! I watched every week and complained about the same things. Also the fake bickering between judges and Simon/Ryan and those terrible cheesy Ford commercials (hope they still don't do that).
Why watch something that makes you miserable? Admitting you have a problem is the first step.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Lutrelle!!!!! What's good?!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Anyone notice how the judges keep on saying "I love your look"? Puhlease, that has nothing to do with the singing. And if I see any more douchebags with the fedoras thinking they're Justin Timberpuss I'm going to puke.
I think they should ad a mud pit... for the judges.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Lutrelle on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 12:45pm.
White people TV shit
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If you write it like this:
White
People
TV
Shit
Then, it is like a beautiful Japanese poem.
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*giggles* Or a T-Shirt!
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
whitey can't sing fer SHIT!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Submitted by Lutrelle on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 12:45pm.
White people TV shit
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If you write it like this:
White
People
TV
Shit
Then, it is like a beautiful Japanese poem.
White people TV shit
If Simon had been gay, he definintely would have pulled her wig off by now!
In the eliminations earlier they kept saying what a TALENTED group it was this year, "in another year you might have made it thru"
Then last night they tell Big Mike, "In a more talented group your performance wouldn't have been shit" (which IT WAS NOT~WTF? he sucked)
Also, I love how they constantly tell them to switch up the songs and make them their own and when they do? THEY JUMP ALL OVER THEM FOR CHANGING IT TOO MUCH!! WTF, I HATE THIS SHOW.
LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
When they first announced Ellen was going to be a judge, I thought she'd be good but she totally sucks. She doesn't even dance. Also I can't stop staring at her jumbo mismatched ears -- she needs to go back to rocking longer hair.
Given their track record with replacing judges, I wouldn't be surprised if Brian Dunkleman was brought on to fill Simon's seat.
paula leaving was just the beginning of the end...this shit's gonna tank
I lost all love for Ellen (& her hot wife) during that puppy fracas shit. The tears & histrionics during that entire skit were offputting.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Ellen looks sooo out of place, and they all need to drop the whole Kara, and Casey James thing already
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA SNOWY!!!!!!!
*moves in next door to snowy*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2010/02/tv-ratings-idols-guys-to...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown