Thursday, February 25th 2010
Before The Dollar Sign
Here's a 13-year-old Ke$ha torturing her peers while singing Radiohead's Karma Police at her junior high school talent show. Thom Yorke finally knows the cause of that severe heart burn and gas he suffered back on that particularly shitty day in 2000.
And this is why being famous is the worst. Terrible shit you did when you didn't know any better (not that she knows any better now) comes back to terrorize you later in life. Most of us took a Lohan load of mind-altering substances just so we could try to forget all about the time we danced to a Rhythm Syndicate song in our 7th grade talent show.
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It's a middle school talent show, guys. Lighten up.
Submitted by Crash_Override on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 6:52am.
LOL, and don't forget that Lady CaCa is speshul because she writes her own songs, so that makes her Bob fucking Dylan.
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Inbred ain't dead.
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I didn't think it was that bad. Maybe the kids at my middle school were just so bad that this is acceptable by comparison.
I noticed she messed up a few of the words.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
She couldn't sing then and she can't sing now.Yeah she was 13 so what? Charlotte Church, Leanne Rhimes,Fantasia, Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson they could all sing a million times better at thirteen.How anyone could pay a cent for that awful TIK TOK song, is a mystery.She is the worst female singer at the moment, after Rihanna.
Yeah - out of the awkward chunky phase and into the skanky skinny ho phase.
Aw. She wasn't that bad. Her voice seemed a little shaky and reedy and she choked in a few places, but I'd chalk that up to being a nervous and awkward 13 year old.
I think she sounds pretty good for a 13-year-old. Actually better then than now. Love the Captain and Tenille backing duo as well.
I didn't care before but now I love huh
Still better than 2/3 of the twats on this season of American Idol
Lady CaCa is a one trick pony. She plays a fucking piano like she's the only one to the abtle to do that on this planet.
Even damn Britney Spears can play piano, it doesn't mean ANYTHING.
If that's your definition of talent, just wow.
Im not a fan but at least she had the decency to do a Radiohead song and sing in tune.... More than Jlo or Britney or all the other autotune slaves would have done and bless her she was only 13.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
No wonder American girls wear so much makeup.
ech. she's reading lyrics off a card.
Wow, I must show this to my 13 year old daughter so she can see that even the cutest of us went through that chubby/awkward phase.
I thought she was pretty good for a 13 year old, were you guys expecting a pre-crack whitney?? also, weren't the lady gaga videos from when she was in her 20's?
and she was definitely awkward but I don't think she was ugly and fat, maybe a little chubby. I kind of found the performance sweet. I mean now she's a drunk ho who's a one hit wonder, but back then she was just a kid. you guys been drinking too much haterade :)
Pathetic Humans- Prepare to write down the recipe!
She probably leaked this herself, trying to evoke the "leaked" videos of GaGa performing at clubs as a brunette. YET GAGA WAS ACTUALLY GOOD IN HER VIDEOS, AND SINGING AN ORIGINAL SONG, AND PLAYING AN INSTRUMENT. Ugh. Go away, you useless, no talent cow.
For anybody asking about how she got a record deal:
The world was already fucked up when a fugly hermie tramp aka Lady CaCa got a record deal. Thanks Akon, you fucker.
hot damm. A mess!
how did this bitch get a record deal. Something is wrong with the music industry these days!
oh how times have changed, when i was in middle school they would have booed her and snickered during that mess.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 6:18pm.
She has not improved much either...one hit wonder...if her song is truly a hit that is. and not just a flash in the pan of dance tracks.
How true, how true. The big disco highway is littered with the bodies of one-hit wonders:
Janice Mcclain "Smack Dab in the Middle"
Ren Woods "Whatcha Gonna Do About It?"
Suzy Lane "O0h La La" (OK "Harmony" too)
Carol Jiani "Hit N' Run Lover"
..among other casualties of boogie fever.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I've heard wors, its not that bad really. But LOL she was fat!
I really don't mind her voice, either... I think I've listened to waaay too many Horsey Montag and Puerto Rican "diva" songs on Dlisted that this shit actually sounds OK!
What is happening to our world?
It pains me to comment on someone like Ke$ha. And we have people like Ryan Gaycrest and Kim Kardashian making millions.
What would incentivize me to have children at this point? I could bare children to live in this fuckery?!
OK - I don't hate her voice. Just everything else. She's only 13- I can take it.
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
I love that tick tock song! I'm afraid to watch this shit. I don't wanna hate Ke$ha!
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
okay was this from a circa 1970 talent show. i don't recall dressing this way in 2000. is that napolean dynamite playing the quitar?
Teenage Fat Britney here needs a sandwich shoved down her fucking throat... Or a thousand...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I know a milk and cookies addiction when I see one.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
was anybody else waiting for the mic stand to light on fire?
Got some chunk there, but a decent enough voice to become a future pop star. She did pretty good for herself. Why not?
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Whooo! I will have to defer to the opinions of my fellow thread mates on this one. Could not get past the first few words of singing. My ears did what they always do when this voice starts singing: Begged my hands to press a button - any button - and make it stop. And my hands did what they always do. They obeyed. Bless them.
Submitted by Janice Second on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 6:16pm.
OMG, me too. Not that I want to run for political office but let's just say if Youtube/Facebook or Myspaec was around when I was in high school/college I wouldn't even have a shot ;)
Ontopic - who cares.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
My condolences to his family. So difficult.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
This girl is so corny!
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 6:16pm.
I guess my farts can now become famous! (actually, they already are.)
Pppffffffffttttttttt...
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LMAO!
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 6:46pm.
Oh, no!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 6:46pm.
Vancouver police think they've found the body of missing actor Andrew Koenig. Sadness.
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Indeed
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
That is FUCKING adorable! And I like tic tok.
*reports self*
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 6:46pm.
Vancouver police think they've found the body of missing actor Andrew Koenig. Sadness.
I was hoping this story would have a happy ending....:(
Vancouver police think they've found the body of missing actor Andrew Koenig. Sadness.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 6:29pm.
"who is this kei$shit person?..."
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I don't know either, but I hafta ask who/what's in your avatar. I'm guessing... 70s-clad Ken & Jesus candle? :o)
(If so, I fucken LOVE it!)
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
9th grade talent show, Crystal Waters "100% Pure Love", the gay hipster kid in our class did our choreography and we went dressed as the Madonna back up dancers in the Express Yourself video... Man, it was the best moment ever!
who is this kei$shit person? is she the lady gaga rip-off chick that does that 'tik tock' retardation?
That girl had one too many cupcakes in high school if you ask me.
She doesn't even look the same at all, and she couldn't sing then and she can't sing now!
Everything about this kid being a "known" baffles me. I listened to 20 seconds of her shit and I don't get it at all.
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I am not a pussy.
Glad I wasn't the only fat, hunching 13-year old in 2000.
karma police, arrest this bitch!
www.lowbrowsophisticate.com
Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 6:17pm.
"I'm still baffled at how she's become famous. Something is completely wrong with our society."
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A-fucken-Men, ST.
Just when you believe standards couldn't possibly dip any lower... *WHAMMO*
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Ah yes...she knew way back then, she was on her way to stardom. I'm thinking that based on her performance in junior high that a lot of dick sucking took place...to further her career of course.
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a dork and a fatty back then...certainly not one of the popular girls I bet...unless she was giving BJs to the football team under the bleachers.
She has not improved much either...one hit wonder...if her song is truly a hit that is. and not just a flash in the pan of dance tracks.
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