Thursday, February 25th 2010
The Photoshop Awards: Taylor Swift On Oops! Magazine
No, Taylor Swift did not go to Heidi Montag's face doctor to look like a creature who chases breath-stealing trolls so that Kanye West wouldn't recognize her anymore and never snatch her mic away again. The Russian magazine Oops! simply Photoshopped her until the kitty litter box was full. Fuckery.
They seriously made Taylor look like the doctors botched her cleft lip surgery and she tried to cover it up with candle wax. Oops! is right.
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taylor swift is ugly to begin with. the russians helped her.
she looks much better with the photoshop
Did I just say that out loud? Oops!
Aw, those Russkies. The jokes almost write themselves.
"In America, they photoshop pictures. In Russia, picture photoshops you!"
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Those eyes...
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Anyone ever see the picture of Taylor Swift before she was famous? She looks like a pimply faced BOY. They sure did some work on her boy, cause she is not naturally pretty!
who gives a fuck about taylor swift? let's talk about Cat's Eye for a second. And by the way, this is why I love MK. We love all the same fucked up 80's shit. For those of you who do not know about that to which he refers, behold: the Thing that caused me to be incapable of sleep for an entire year of my childhood, basically. That fucking troll STILL freaks me out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJM2jgPe6Ew
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 9:15pm.
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Personally, I always thought Jessica looked best with a ponytail and no makeup, but, what do I know?
Taylor looks strange and I don't have much (thats good) to say about her singing ability, but, I have to giver her props for being able to play an instrument (how many pop stars can actually do that), writing her own songs (whether all or part, I don't know), and having the courage to sing live and SHOW the world that she sounds like a dying frog.
Good for her! Own it and make millions, I say.
this has to be the worst photo of her ever.
WTF did they do to her face?!
CRAP, she looks like one of those old timey dolls come to life.
CREEPY!!
I too thought she had a cleft!
This is moronic photo-shopping, seriously...
The person behind this needs to be fired STAT... What a horrible picture...
This looks like an animated barbie version of Taylor!
pOOPS!
Augh....OOPS..She looks like a Bratz doll!
Somehow women never seem to measure up and it makes me sad for all of us.
YOU ASK ME....ANY THING IS AN IMPROVEMENT!!!!!!!! BITCH HAS STINK FACE!!!!!!! EVEN IN THIS PIC SHE LOOKS AS IF SHE JUST ATE A RIPE OLD DIRTY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAYLOR SWIFT IS A USELESS SKAGG!!!!
AND YES HER ASSHOLE IS DIRTY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
I like Taylor Swift. Her songs are a bit high-schoolish, but she can pull that off. I imagine she'll grow out of those songs someday, but for now, she pulls those songs off and teens are listening to her. I'd rather they listen to her, who seems sweet and funny, rather than Miley Cyrus who seems whorish and trashy. If I have a daughter, I would think Taylor Swift as a good influence on girls. Not to mention she's natural and herself (Miley Cyrus got veneers or something, didn't she?). She may not be the most talented singer out there, but she definitely beats Ke$ha and Miley Cyrus (not to mention countless others) in the vocal department. She may also not be the most beautiful woman in the world to some (I think she's gorgeous, but to each their own), but at least she's not trying to be someone she's not.
That being said, I can do better photoshop than this and I don't even own photoshop. I mean really, just change the lighting and contrast the makeup a little and it would've been fine. She's not so ugly that she needs pounds of photoshop to make her look attractive.
"Do you know why swallows build in the eaves of houses? It is to listen to the stories."
I would not have known who that was if MK had not put her name in the title.
She has the look of Appalachia.
That is some scary shit. It's Jocelyn Wildenstein's favorite Barbie.
But anyway, does a cute 20 year old really need Photoshop?? I don't know what message industry people are sending these days. Nobody's 'good' enough, huh? That's really fucked up.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Looks ridiculous.
She looks awesome...fake...but awesome.
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Photoshop, I'm gonna let you finish.. but caricatures at the state fair by some guy named Mo were the most realistic pictures off all time.
I know very little about Taylor. But I’m struck by how much her natural cat-like eyes look like an earlier version of Jocelyn Wildenstein‘s eyes.
And I thought it's not possible to ever over-photoshop!! And it is hilarious that the magazine name is "OOPS!" (all in capitals).
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Whoever photoshopped the eyes should seriously consider a career change.
The eye color looks fake cartoonish.
Looks like those glamour shots they do of toddler beauty pageant kids. Creeeeeepy.
Straight up CGI looking
Submitted by Miami on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 8:18pm.
What happened to that whole "Sans Fard" movement?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
shes ugly regardless no amount of technology is gonna make her look decent..
Um, that is the scariest fucking picture I've ever seen.
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Submitted by Fraggle on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 9:02pm.
It used to be that photos were 'cleaned up' a bit. Now it's full-on wtf-Cartoonery.
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Used to be? I remember a whole long time ago when the world used to love Jessica Simpson and I had just come from seclusion....Seriously - I wasn't even online back then...Anyweirdassfeeling - first, I saw a clip of some live show of the big-titty frog and was dismayed that she was so revered. So very "meh". And THEN I was waiting for the subway and I saw a poster. It really stopped me dead. I had to hold myself back from making a face at this thing and looking like I'd done lost mah mind! It was a cartoon ....but NOT a cartoon, dammit! WTF? And just offensive cuz it wasn't a cartoon to be cartoony but to pretend to be real - and perfect. Cuz she certainly wasn't that perfect in that clip I just watched.
SO WEIRD!, I was thinking, What's happening!? Why are we going out of our way to make imperfect girls look perfect if they don't even have a lot of skill or talent to offer? I still don't know. I still think they should either be perfect or talented. Both is nice but camon! So rare! Let's be ok with that. And neither should just be rejected.
I mean, Jessica's a'ight at times but not worth all that pshop, that's fersure...and Taylor just doesn't need it. She has a bizarrely cute face - they just made it more bizarre.
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Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
Taylor Swift is a great big giant Oops.
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It used to be that photos were 'cleaned up' a bit. Now it's full-on wtf-Cartoonery.
I was amazed by how pretty she really is when I saw her on SNL. Before then, I'd only seen her squinting on magazine covers. She's more beautiful in motion.
good god! what did they do to her?? and why does someone who is a pretty teen even need photoshop?
I thought that was Charlize .. oh well.
Wow.
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"OOPS" magazine must be the size of Vogue's September Fashion Issue and the headquarters of Photoshop.
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What happened to that whole "Sans Fard" movement?
LOL! "Oops!" is right.
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
A little bride-of-chucky-esque.
Adam Lambert looks like shit in that wig...wait...what!?
How anybody could possibly find this grimace attractive is absolutely beyond me. But then again, I think most people are stupid, so it makes sense.
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This is a bit scary.
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Hate to state the obvious, but who is that supposed to be? Looks like Taylor Swift's stunt double, if she had one.