Jon Cryer's Ex-Wife Put A Hit Out On His Ass
That kid on Two and a Half Men better stay under the covers with an exquisite lucite heel (it protects all) and not come out until the coast is clear, because all of his castmates have been cursed! While Charlie Sheen is trying to shake his hunger for the bad shit in rehab, Jon Cryer is looking over his shoulder for hitmen who are trying to take his life. Hitmen that were hired by his ex-wife Sarah Trigger. Esc + Can + Da + Lo.
Jon and Sarah are currently involved in a messy custody battle, and apparently she wanted to solve that shit by taking him out! TMZ says that Sarah's ex-boyfriend Eddie Sanchez claims she asked him to kill Jon Cryer and her estranged husband David Dickey. Eddie says Sarah asked him several times. Sarah's lawyer says that Eddie is the one who came to her client first with the plan to turn Two and a Half Men into One and a Half Men.
Sarah's lawyer issued this statement: "Sarah has not threatened anyone, especially Jon and those are statements that are refuted and she has evidence to show that Mr. Sanchez has already recanted those statements to her."
I feel like Sarah's mug shot (from when she was arrested for child abuse) holds all the answers. Is Sarah trying to summon cupcakes with her crazy eyes? Or is she trying to shoot hot daggers into Jon Cryer's froat with her crazy eyes? Somebody wake STAINS from his 10th nap of the morning, because we're going to need to hear his expert opinion.
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I know that I'm late to this party, but don't her eyes remind anyone of that dog, Stains?
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Inbred ain't dead.
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Crazy eyes alert lol. Two & and a half men blows. The least funniest show ever. I bet she thinks she deserves more $.
This shouldn't be too much of a custody battle. Did't she pick up a rope and get all chokey with her son last year?
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
i saw them at victors deli before 2 and 1/2 men and i thought how pathetic..he had a kid and her and they looked miserable... that was years ago...
xoxox
The war isn't working.
It's kinda like a love song...
He is SOOOO GAY...
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
Dang, how'd he get hooked up with her crazy ass? Those eyes...
LMAO @ Esc + Can + Da + Lo!
Two and a Half Men sucks in my opinion.
"ON THE NEXT TWO AND A HALF MEN CHARLIE TEASES ALAN AND IS BANGING A LIBRARIAN BUT THE LIBRARIAN HAS DEEP SEATED EMOTIONAL ISSUES."
That sucks for John Cryer though. He seems harmless.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
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Why didn't he have a hit out ON HER for choking out his kid?! Wow, how low can you go? Why is she out of prison? *Calling on all powers in the world to straighten her out, one way or the other*
LMAO @Hysteria and @Pleco- Tilda Swinton and/or Conan
Bitch looks crazier than Tyra!! and that is a hard thing to do..
Pathetic Humans- Prepare to write down the recipe!
Well, if this ever gets turned into a Hallmark Movie of The Week, The Cryer Game should star Matthew Broderick and Tilda Swinton.
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AHHHH not Alan. Run!!!!!!!!
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Oh man. Look at that picture. She is SEVERLY paranoid schizophrenic, methed out, or psychotic. Or all of them. I'm guessing she didn't look like this when they were married...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
As a former annoying fat kid, I feel as I must defend one. Angus (parents doomed him with the name)was quite adorable in The Rookie.
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM1ODIzMDg0NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwND...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Submitted by 2Di4 on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 1:06pm.
That fat kid, Jake, has ALWAYS annoyed me. What's funny about being a fat, overeating smartass? Even sadder is look how old he is and he is STILL fat.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
NOT DUCKIE!! This story gives me the bad vibes.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 1:02pm.
She should be arrested for those bug eyes alone. Disorderly eye ball conduct.
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LMAO!
Seriously, she totally wants to stab my face in that pic; she scares the hell out of me! I've never seen crazy look so obvious as it does in her picture...
What idiot Judge ever gave her custody to begin with - especially after already being busted for abusing a child, this should not even be an issue for him.
Meh. I would probably put a hit on Ducky too. He annoys the shit outta me. As my husband screamed in frustration while watching 'Pretty in Pink': "ARGGGGGHHHH!!! Doesn't Ducky know he's gay???????!!!!"
I know it's wrong to say, but that little fat kid annoys me too (not enough to bump him off, but I wouldn't mind shipping him off to fat kid for annoying child actors). And so do Charlie Sheen's stupid bowling shirts that haven't been hip for ten years. I want to put a contract out on those ugly friggin shirts.
*******TEAM TRIGGER!********
Eddie Sanchez had to be just a wee bit nervous regarding the break-up techniques of that Trigger-happy bitch.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Jon Cryer
David Dickie
Sarah Trigger
These are characters in some Dollar Store romance trilogy. I'm pretty sure.
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She should be arrested for those bug eyes alone. Disorderly eye ball conduct.
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Submitted by moriah on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 11:32am.
@ISprainedMyUvula --- It was my first thought! I found an audio clip: http://new.wavlist.com/movies/319/pip-offend.wav
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LOVE IT!!!!!
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Bitch is desperate to kill someone, it seems.
Lock her away so we can all go back to doing nothing.
I Just saw a TV spot about these two a couple of weeks ago, how they met on some set and got married .. I thought they were an odd couple, didn't really look like they belonged together.
But that's Hollywood I guess. Fame changes peoples standards.
So she's a psycho bitch huh ? that explains a lot LOL
Poor guy. Ducky will always have a place in my heart.
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You're my wife now Dave !
I always got the gay vibes from ducky. Maybe he swings both ways?
APHID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CRAZY EYEEEESSS
Her name is TRIGGER and she hired a hitman. Perfect.
Her name is TRIGGER and she hired a hitman. Perfect.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 10:27am.
Is anyone really objecting to the hit? If it means Two 1/2 men will finally be off the air, then by all means...
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OMG ITA That show is an abomination.
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Poor Duckie.
It's all Molly Ringwalds fautlt!
It's the Psychopath Stare...I mean that shit gives me nightmares.
Britney had it too when she was in her head shaving phase...alot of killers have it too...oh yeah & some meth heads
@ISprainedMyUvula --- It was my first thought! I found an audio clip: http://new.wavlist.com/movies/319/pip-offend.wav
Pleco, excellent avie, though, she seems rather zombieish
You're a dead Duckie, Duckie.
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This made my week!
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 10:44am.
Wow, perfect example of why if you fuck "crazy" you never keep in touch and you certainly don't marry it and make a baby.
I will always remember John Cryer as "Duckie" in Pretty in Pink.
Makes Tawny Kitaen look like a piker.
Hey, I remember her! She was in Pet Semarary 2! She got stabbed in the eyeball!
He was married?!
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Submitted by moriah on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 10:51am.
I guess he offended.
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Oh my God, I can't stop laughing at this. Especially because in my head I'm saying it in that same bizarre voice/accent he used.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Would it be wrong to say I want her hair color?
Also, I'm scared shitless of her.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I would have put a hit on his ass, and I wasn't even married to him.
The kid on that show needs to hook up with a crazy bitch and start some dramaz of his own. ***********************************************************************************************
My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
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Those are crazy-assed meth eyes if I've ever seen them.
Hollly helll AHAHAHAHAH Raulio!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
He's lucky I didn't put a hit on his ass for this: http://static.open.salon.com/files/duckie1223907039.jpg ***********************************************************************************************
My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
I guess he offended.
well, well.... aren't we just a big bundle of joy. I hope the bitch fries.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Submitted by Ang on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 10:38am.
GMTA! He'll always be Duckie Dale to me.
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Once I'm in, I own your heart"