Friday, February 26th 2010

Canada's Women's Hockey Team Knows How To Party

After Canada's women's hockey team won the gold over the US team last night, they bumped boobs, grabbed the beer and headed back to the ice to celebrate their victory. But not everyone was happy to see them puffing on cigars and guzzling on the sweet nectar on the ice. The buzz killers known as the International Olympic Committee said they will waste time and money on investigating the shenanigans of Canada's women's hockey team. They are dead serious:

The International Olympic Committee will investigate the behavior of the Canadian women's hockey players who celebrated their gold medal at the Vancouver Games by drinking alcohol on the ice.

Somebody stick a cigar in the IOC's mouth and give them a beer enema, because it's really not that serious. What are they going to do? Ground them and take away their gold medals for two weeks? Dumb bitches! They should be investigating more important things, like what the hell is going on with Wayne Gretzky's face.

Besides, does the IOC really want to rumble with the copper iron flower that is Melody Davidson:

Melody could eat the rage out of Courtney Love's vagina of destruction, so the IOC is no match for her. Melody will chew them up. They won't be able to walk for a week.

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FUCKIN' A Canadian Lesbians (and women's hockey players) know how to par-tayyyy!!!!!!!!! WHOOT! As far as I know, it's the AMERICAN'S that complained..pussies!

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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Viva Fidel! (NSFW)

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GO CANADA!

The IOC should investigate their corrupt members!

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Submitted by scisan60 on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 7:11pm.
Women smoking cigars, Men ice skating in feathers....this has to be the gayest Olympics ever!

LMAO!

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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:40pm.
"The guy who won a medal in the skeleton was running around the streets drinking out of a huge pitcher of beer..."
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Indeed, he was! He also signed a woman's bare breast when she ripped her jacket & shirt open for him. Awesome :oD

Fuck. These athletes train most of their lives for this opportunity. The women drank & smoked up after the crowds had left. So effin' what?

Is it illegal to celebrate victory? Apparently, the IOC believes so... staid, stale, starch-suited ol' fuckers...

Also that bratty US skier who won the two silver medals had a bottle of champagne in her hand after a race the other day. I think it's funny how they pick and choose who they want to critize for celebrating a medal.

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Women smoking cigars, Men ice skating in feathers....this has to be the gayest Olympics ever!

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What makes me really mad about this is if it were the men, they would have thought it was just wonderful! Go Boys!

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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:40pm.
"The guy who won a medal in the skeleton was running around the streets drinking out of a huge pitcher of beer..."
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Indeed, he was! He also signed a woman's bare breast when she ripped her jacket & shirt open for him. Awesome :oD

Fuck. These athletes train most of their lives for this opportunity. The women drank & smoked up after the crowds had left. So effin' what?

Is it illegal to celebrate victory? Apparently, the IOC believes so... staid, stale, starch-suited ol' fuckers...

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I really don't think this is a big deal. Probably they should have waited until they were back in the locker room. The guy who won a medal in the skeleton was running around the streets drinking out of a huge pitcher of beer and no one really said anything about that.

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Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 4:57pm.
"I thought the U.S hockey team were very poor sports about this whole loss..."
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A lot of the U.S. players were red-faced & weeping afterwards (they must've caught a glimpse of Wayne Gretzky's face in the stands.)

But then, as the camera met the U.S. back-up goalie in the medal-receiving line, girl's all like, "Wheeeeee!!! Woo hoo! Hi, MOM!!!" I thought that was great sportsmanship on her part, despite her teammates' rather pissy conduct.

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Submitted by skidmarx on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:19pm.
I know that Wayne Gretzky was a hockey superstar, but he hasn't lived in Canada for over 20 years. I don't understand why the entire country still regards him as a living god. They should have picked a former athlete who still actually lives in Canada light the olympic flame instead of Gretzky.
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SO fuckin true.

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I lost a tremendous amount of respect for Gretzky when he had his wife take the fall on the gambling bust. I thought that was really weasley. I used to love him, like any hockey fan, and that just turned me way off.

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Walked into a lounge last night and this was on...I thought the U.S hockey team were very poor sports about this whole loss. It was their own fault they lost the gold medal and they can always come home and do a Pleshenko and pretend they were awarded PLATINUM! Athletes are not idols...the Dalai Lama is!

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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:56pm.

Hysteria: Yes, you started out stating your viewpoint respectfully, but then when others respectfully disagreed with your view you started verbally attacking them.

I've disagreed with many posters here but it hasn't made me resort to calling other people hateful names - doing so does an injustice to the point you are trying to make. Kind of like the protesters who use violence at demonstrations. People stop taking you seriously.

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"They should've celebrated in their locker room where they could eat, smoke, and sit on each others faces."

This made me LOL

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Thanks for the link. What a dick!

Submitted by skidmarx on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:19pm.
I know that Wayne Gretzky was a hockey superstar, but he hasn't lived in Canada for over 20 years. I don't understand why the entire country still regards him as a living god. They should have picked a former athlete who still actually lives in Canada light the olympic flame instead of Gretzky.
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SO fuckin true.
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sushi,

Here you go:

http://www.theprovince.com/news/Olympic+bobsledder+facing+charges+allege...

The article pisses me off. He has it tough blah blah, he grew up poor, blah blah.

Alrighty then! Go ahead and drop kick your partner!

P.S. The IOC are now denying any investigation into the girls.

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Thank you for posting Melody's pic. I personally believe that they are as good as they are because they are afraid of that platinum-haired hotness.

~I believe in science, bitch~

This wasn't really a swell idea. If you're going to do this, don't get caught.

Why is everyone ignoring the Merkin fucker who assaulted his wife last night and is still allowed to compete?

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Holy shit, I didn't even hear about this.

On the women, cool they won, but seriously, cigar and drinks should've been somewhere else -- not on the ice.

They should've celebrated in their locker room where they could eat, smoke, and sit on each others faces.

Why is everyone ignoring the Merkin fucker who assaulted his wife last night and is still allowed to compete?

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Holy shit, I didn't even hear about this.

On the women, cool they won, but seriously, cigar and drinks should've been somewhere else -- not on the ice.

They should've celebrated in their locker room where they could eat, smoke, and sit on each others faces.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 1:59pm.

I dont really care about hockey one way or another. But coming from a region where beer and smokin cigs were the main expession of culture, what comes to mind is - tacky.

My gradeschool niece and nephew have been watching the games, looking up with adoration to the great athletes.

Just hoped for something alittle better.
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Your niece and nephew should be taught to look up with adoration to those who deserve to be admired, like community heros.
The problem here lies in idolizing people for nothing other then their physical prowess and ability to win a game. Not in a grown woman holding a can of beer.

Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:48pm.
You are cool by me, Hysteria. I have always enjoyed your posts since before I started posting on here.
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Thanks Cupcake. ♥

I started by respectfully stating my viewpoint. But, as I know by now, you do tend to get gang-banged around here if you happen to be in the minority.
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Yep, pretty much the way it is on every site. I thought the whole idea of posting was to see different viewpoints, from different people, from different places.

Heck, what do I know, I get baked every day! ; )

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Why is everyone ignoring the Merkin fucker who assaulted his wife last night and is still allowed to compete?

Lets bash him over the head with a Molsen Keg. Then pass it out in dixie cups to the little childrens. (oh specially his 4 year old that was there)

Van, I am using it all over FB! Thanks!

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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:15pm.

Great poster child for why parents need to be licensed.

Psycho steriod bitch.

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LEAVE FISHY ALONE!!! JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!! The real Fishy should give you enough material, as it is ;)

Seriously, this is not the first and def. not the last time that a sports team drank and smoked ciggars after a game. Anyone who doesn't know that just must have crawled out the rock that they were living under yesterday. And as long as they're not breaking any laws or disrespecting others, that shouldn't affect their role model status.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:48pm.
You are cool by me, Hysteria. I have always enjoyed your posts since before I started posting on here.
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Thanks Cupcake. ♥

I started by respectfully stating my viewpoint. But, as I know by now, you do tend to get gang-banged around here if you happen to be in the minority.

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Lame ... let them do what they want.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:45pm.

You are cool by me, Hysteria. I have always enjoyed your posts since before I started posting on here.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:45pm.
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I don't think I was taking a hit at your niece at all. All I said was that perhaps you should tell her that humans, regardless of their profession, are imperfect and should not be idolized.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.

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Submitted by Soy on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:38pm.
Your username suits you. And honestly, it's a little sad that you just called a 16 year old a 'drunk hors'. I wonder what your reaction would be like if someone called your niece or your children that.
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You were both taking hits at my niece so fuck you! Yes, I like my name.

Gee, I feel like I'm skating on ice! Wait, let me crack open a BEER. YUM!

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:29pm.
Golly, that is pretty personal attack. R U GONNA B OK?
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Thanks, bitch! So thoughtful! I feel great.

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EEG - don't mind at all! I stole it off a friend from Facebook.

I was dt on Wednsday night and had the best time ever! Flirted with some cute cops too

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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:33pm.
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Your username suits you. And honestly, it's a little sad that you just called a 16 year old a 'drunk hors'. I wonder what your reaction would be like if someone called your niece or your children that.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.

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Awesome maybe little children can look up to the athletes who use steriods to get their medals or maybe to the guy who assaulted his wife last night in the Olympic Village, was arrested, and is still allowed to compete today.

It's Hockey. It's Canada. We don't get our knickers in a knot over players drinking beer.

Van, I totally stole your thingy, hope you don't mind!

Went DT last night and had a blast!

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Submitted by Soy on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:20pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:11pm.
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Honestly, in the age of Tiger Woods, you really should be teaching your nieces and children that perhaps it's not the greatest idea to idolize any human

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Well, that does about sum it up.

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Ahahaa! Yeah, I'll be sure to take my parenting tips from the drunk hors of dlist. Thanks!

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EDIT: I haven't had a good bitch fight in ages. Thanks, sluts.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:24pm.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:15pm.

Great poster child for why parent need to be licensed.

Psycho steriod bitch.

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Golly, that is pretty personal attack. R U GONNA B OK?

LOLOlololo
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:15pm.

Great poster child for why parents need to be licensed.

Psycho steriod bitch.

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You guys are arguing a pathetic line of illogic. Role models are role models. If olympic athletes can't accept that responsibility, they shouldn't be allowed in the arena, which may be how this ends.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 1:59pm.

Hysteria - Doen't your neice and nephew know that there are certain things that adults do that children can't? How do you explain to them that you can have a drink of wine with dinner but they can't?

Just tell your neice and nephew, the atheletes are adults, they can have a beer in celebration after winning a gold medal. When you are an adult then you can have a beer too.

damn.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:11pm.
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Honestly, in the age of Tiger Woods, you really should be teaching your nieces and children that perhaps it's not the greatest idea to idolize any human. And there's nothing wrong with celebrating after a victory.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.

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@fishsticks

Sorry I live in Singapore ;) I wanted to give it a shout out, cos i freaking love that film!

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@hysteria, yes tell your niece that these are free countries where adults can legally do things that children can't do. I'm sure she can figure out difference. Give her some credit.

edited to add: thanks VIDZ!! : )

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@fishsticksfan

they are showing the royal tenenbaums on
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:05pm.
The women were in an empty arena. It was not broadcast on TV. They are grown ass athletes, NOT hanah montana.
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Alittle defensive much? So olympic athletes aren't considerered role models? That is news to the world.

Thanks for clarifying everything. I'll make sure my niece knows that.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 1:59pm.

I dont really care about hockey one way or another. But coming from a region where beer and smokin cigs were the main expession of culture, what comes to mind is - tacky.

My gradeschool niece and nephew have been watching the games, looking up with adoration to the great athletes.

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The women were in an empty arena. It was not broadcast on TV. They are grown ass athletes, NOT hanah montana.

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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)

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I dont really care about hockey one way or another. But coming from a region where beer and smokin cigs were the main expession of culture, what comes to mind is - tacky.

My gradeschool niece and nephew have been watching the games, looking up with adoration to the great athletes.

Just hoped for something alittle better.

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Seriously?? Let the girls LIVE. Jeez.

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Submitted by NonnyMouse on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 1:46pm.

If it had been the guys' team the IOC would have told everyone to STFU, guys deserve to party! But no, girls have to be demure and absolutely not act like they've just won an OLYMPIC FUCKING GOLD MEDAL, oh no, that wouldn't be ladylike.
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TRUTH!! If they were drinking champagne out of slender flutes in bikinis, NOBODY WOULD SAY SHIT. This is pissing me off today.

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The IOC needs to get a grip.

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If it had been the guys' team the IOC would have told everyone to STFU, guys deserve to party! But no, girls have to be demure and absolutely not act like they've just won an OLYMPIC FUCKING GOLD MEDAL, oh no, that wouldn't be ladylike.