Friday, February 26th 2010

MySpace Can't Handle CoCo's Butt Cleavage

The original CoCo (okay, the second original Coco) (okay, the third original Coco) wants to know why MySpace would delete this demure portrait of the road to her pristine anus. CoCo asked this important question on her Twatter yesterday:

Why did myspace take this pic down.Are they offended by ass-crack?Its female curvature!

CoCo has a point. MySpace allows thousands of pictures of tweens in their training bras, but yet they throw the holy water on this G-rated picture of CoCo's back chichis? To be honest, I don't really see an ass crack. All I see is two pot-bellied pigs doing ass-to-ass.

Posted by: Michael K


Soy's picture

MK has a point; I don't understand why MySpace would take that picture down. There's a lot worse on there, from what I have seen. It's not even really exposing anything.
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tsklala's picture

I'd lick it.

Screw all of you for missing out and hatin'!

bambam's picture

Whoa!!! That ass must emit pheromones and drew me to it. Ah lubs me some Coco. That big butt is all real to you tools out there who can't tell the difference. She's the perfect size with the perfect bone structure for them two muscles back there to grow huge if one does squats with weights.

A young woman, barely five feet tall would come in to my store wearing her workout clothes. Second thing the guys noticed (1st being her height) was her perfectly round, bubble butt and big thighs.
We found out she powerlifted and was good enough to enter competitions. Such a nice person too, the waves of lust I had wanting to do dirty things to her were almost embarrassing. Almost.

Don't be hatin on mah Coco, she got it, she flauntin it and it's awright wit me.

toni's picture

The reason I think her ass is fake is that
1 never saw ass like that without lots of jellied cellulite
2 the wasp waist dont go with huge ass
3 the skin is just tooo smooth
4 she isnt Polish

Fred Flintstone's picture

okay - thats a bit much.

Emeriesan's picture

I'm sick of women who pretend that flashing their bits is 'expressing themselves' and that this shit is empowering or something.

Damn coco, Myspace took this down because, yes, your arse is "just female curvature", but so is your clitoris hood, that doesnt mean it would be OK to put it on Myspace.

gines's picture

i don't get it. i just can't believe there's a literal example of butt-cleavage. how the hell does this happen.

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kanderso's picture

Shit, I can't even pretend. I think Coco in all her retarded ho-ness is totally sexy. I think she's a trashy whore, but still. If I had a peener, I would try to hit this.

*ashamed*

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Neverevenknewhim's picture

She looks like some kind of freak, maybe her mom and dad were brother and sister.

Da Truff's picture

CamelBakToe?

squiggles's picture

Oh, I can't even. Ice-T must be so proud to have this non-delusional, confident and secure young woman as his life partner.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:16pm.
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ack! Now I'm picturing it!
*runs out of run waving arms*

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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:12pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:08pm.

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

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Just sayin' - that used to be my siggie:)

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She's great!

Was that really your siggie?

I am proud to have taken it over, then!

If you ever want it back, let me know...:)
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:23pm.
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well, duh - now that's vintage, darling - totally different altogether

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TequilaTax's picture

I cannot wait until this chick hits 60. All that silly cone is gonna make her look stupid.

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TequilaTax's picture

And now we all know she isn't wearing panties or a thong. She is a commando kinda of girl.

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Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

What suprises me the most about this is why the fuck she still have fake Louie !
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Ball friendly

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:11pm

Oh man are you taking me back to my childhood. Does anyone even know who Bozo the Clown is?

Wah! Now I want my Tuesday Taylor doll.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Shiz... I hate it when lowlife sluts like Coco give me a lady-boner.

Will look for a pic of Susan Boyle to go back to being straight-with-benefits.

TheJackson4's picture

Backass is the new Cankle.. or how about Bacbutt, meh.

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Centaurious's picture

When IceT gets in there from behind, it's probably like he's swimming with two dolphins.

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Die gelangweilte Gräfin's picture

How sad and pathetic if your only purpose in life is it to be a walking sex doll. What will she do when she hits forty and becomes a caricature of her 20-year-old self just like Pamela Anderson or any other pathetic woman who built her career on being nothing else but a brainless masturbation fantasy for boys and juvenile men? As long as women think that this is a life to aspire to we can forget about sexual equality.

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sofster101's picture

she can't help not being able to fully fit into that leotard. or dress. or whatever that is.

Little China Doll's picture

Jack!! Profanourettes!! Fuck YESSSS! I have it too! :)

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M.E.'s picture

I wanna know where the fuck she buys these trash ass outfits.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Female curvature actually is more demure, covered by clothing, offering a hint of delights, not displaying everything nearly including your anus, like this brain-challenged hobag.

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Rhoda's picture

To me it looks more like two pot bellied pigs going ass to mouth, CoCo would not settle for less. Oh well, she has sexy times with Ice T I guess we should all cut her some slack. She should be sainted for being so selfless and taking it for TEAM WORLD like that.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Little China Doll - LMAO! My bad... I have a habit of replacing every word that begins with "F" with the word fuck... it's an illness... "profanourettes"
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Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:05pm.
Maybe they were just upset she's still carrying around that old Louis Vuitton - hello 2005

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I'm carrying one around from 1980. I see no shame in liking a purse and using it beyond it's "fashion expiration date"

Little China Doll's picture

Jacko- Eh hem! The line from Steel Magnolias is "looks like two pigs FIGHTIN' undah a blanket". It was said by Clairee (sp) and she'd never say fuckin'! ;). I've seen the movie a hundred times, don't judge! Hahahaha

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she is so fucking gross.

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Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:06pm.
that picture is missing the MySpace-required duckface

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If the dip in her pants were just a tad bit lower, you could see that her asslips are pursed.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:08pm.

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

***********************************

~Dorothy Parker.

Just sayin' - that used to be my siggie:)

________________________

She's great!

Was that really your siggie?

I am proud to have taken it over, then!

If you ever want it back, let me know...:)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

angel_i's picture

I think Tom decides what's ok and what's not based, solely, on whether or not it makes him hard.

♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?

It never fails to amaze me what people will do to themselves for fame, money, notoriety, etc. This mega-ass Coco reminds me of one of those baby toys like Rollie Pollie, that you knock down and it pops right back up...or a Bozo Bop Bag. Plus, that cannot be comfortable to drag around all day.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Bountifulest Coco is a little too x-rated for social medias.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:08pm.

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

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~Dorothy Parker.

Just sayin' - that used to be my siggie:)

♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?

Irene's picture

How old is this woman? Why does she need to post these kind of pics anywhere. Did she not get enough attention as a child.

Morbidosity's picture

Thanks Gucci and Angel - Her butt looks painful. Skin should not be stretched that much. Ever. But that being said...... I have to admit I am fascinated with her ass. Not in a sexual way but more in a circus freak show kind of way.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

ahahaha Pamela!

It's a line from the movie Steel Magnolias...
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Centaurious's picture

How does she even reach around back there to wipe?

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Centaurious's picture

Is she actually at a BAR in this pic?

Unless it's a tittie bar, I would think that THEY'D delete her!

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Morbidosity on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 12:05pm.

Does she have butt implants? Seriously, does anyone know?
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Coco officially claims she has never had butt implants.

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gucci's picture

Morbidosity:

implants alright!

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luscious_t's picture

that picture is missing the MySpace-required duckface

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Morbidosity's picture

Does she have butt implants? Seriously, does anyone know? That is the ass that you just cant stop looking at. Kind of like a really bad car wreck.. you know you shouldn't stare, but you cant help it.

luscious_t's picture

Maybe they were just upset she's still carrying around that old Louis Vuitton - hello 2005

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