This Song Is About You, David Geffen
The Lost promos were right. All of life's greatest mysteries will be revealed in 2010! Detective La Toya can cross "Who is Carly Simon singing about?" from her list of cases to solve, because The Sun says that "You're So Vain" is directed towards peen-loving entertainment executive David Geffen.
Since the song came out in the 70s, hos have been wondering who Carly wrote the song for. Guesses ranged from Warren Beatty to Mick Jagger to James Taylor to Cat Stevens to Carly's dentist. In a reworked version of the song on Carly's new album, you can hear her whisper the name "David" if you play it backwards, while standing on your head, with your finger in your ass.
David was the head of Carly's record label at the time the song was written, and some say she was pissed at that queen for spending all his time promoting her arch rival Joni Mitchell.
The Sun has a clip of the evidence on their site, and it sort of sounds like she's saying "David." But mostly it sounds like E.T. gasping for air. It's REALLY the sound of Warren Beatty's ego crushing, because he's upset the song really isn't about him.
Don't get the sads, Warren. If you change your name to "David," it can still be about you!
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It is Warren Beatty! He would screw anything that moved back in the day and one of them was Carly.
@ Niko
It is Warren Beatty. This current rumor, as someone pointed out, is meant to stir up the "outing" of the subject of the song.
Warren and Shirley's mother is from the town in which I grew up, Wolfville, Nova Scotia. They visited there frequently, especially when their mum was still alive during the 60's and 70's.
Simon famously includes the biggest clue in the song, which is about him "jetting off to Nova Scotia."
Bullshit. It was about Gary Coleman.
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I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
Hey Evil Cupcake, sorry it took me so long:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/arts/music/12simon.html
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"You don't fucking say.”
Don't let Carly's explanation fool you. This song is about Charlie Chaplin.
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Back ın those days Geffen was a swınger, not lıvıng a completely gay lıfestyle as he ıs now.
So the song very well could have been about hım and hıs phılanderıng penıs.
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That shit was creepy.
Carly Simon has Angelina Troutface's mouth, minus the hemorrhoid lips.
I love Carly’s music and the fact 38 years later people are still speculating about the man she accused of being vain. Dick Ebersol paid $50K at a charity auction for Carly to reveal the secret name and a live performance of You're So Vain. I thought it was a great use of fame. :)
Carly looks like the horse that croaked in Dean Wormer's office in "Animal House."
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
The David Geffen rumor was started so that Carly will feel mortified and forced to name who it really was.
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wow a lot of teeth situation
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I always liked Carly Simon's music.
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
I always thought the song was about Warren Beatty. Regardless I still love the song.
Geffen is/was gay. It's been revealed. It was David Crosby. "With an R" if you care to dig deeper. Sorry folks. But in my mind it will always be
Warren Beatty. Sniff.
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I always thought she wrote it about Hugh Hefner.
I like the faster pusstcat version too
I like the Faster Pussycat version of the song.
@Tabitha666 yes it can be David Lawrence Geffen. See the R now?
When Carly Simon was on Howard Stern she took him into a room and told him who it was. He has never said who it was btw. His only comment was he didn't think the person was that vain. And really he isn't a flamboyent person. Just really, really, filthy rich.
She said in her interview with him. That when people find out who it is. It will be a let down. I think it is David Geffen becuase it isn't a song about some big stormy romance. It is a song about a bitchy gay man she was pissy over becuase she was jealous of the attention he paid to Joni Mitchell. All disguised in a love/hate song.
If these lyrics don't describe a gay man I don't know what does.
You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
God I miss the 70's.
Whoa, David Geffen looks just like Lord Voldemort!
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
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Her and Jagger have similar teeth...but I think the song is about Beatty. He suffers from Priapism... It never gets soft. Dated one of those for a weekend, that was all I could take. He jumped off a cliff in Santa Barbara because he had a difficult time with relationships. Beautiful boy though.
This is one of those rumours that started on one Blog, got picked up, went viral and is now everywhere.
Also David Geffin is gay. The song is clearly about a womanizer.
I say it's about Warren and Micj combined.
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Can't be David Geffen. She's given out 3 letters from the dudes name: A, E and R.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:59pm.
I bet KANYE thinks this song was about him.
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Probably.
All these years I thought it was about James Taylor.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 3:01pm.
I don't believe that for a second. I've heard her many times say she'd never say who that songs about because it would wreck the mystery of it.
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She whispered it once to some guy who won a contest and that was the first prize (lame). But he was committed to never reveal what she told him with a confidentiality agreement. I don't see the big deal in this. I like the song yet I have never cared one bit who is it about...it's just a song...and this is just a ploy to sell more copies of it.
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I just read his Wikipedia article where they talk about that endless beach-front dispute he was involved in. What an asshole.
Ok so
1. It says David forwards AND backwards
and
2. That sounds like ET!
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3. Not exactly hard to fake. I'm pretty sure my 9 year old could figure that out.
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4. I'm pretty damn sure that Carly would have known about a hundred people those words could apply to and she thought it might be fun to leave the whole lot of them wondering. All of them thinking it could be them and none of them wanting to admit it. Delicious!
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Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
Wait. Is that two different people?
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
**you can hear her whisper the name "David" if you play it backwards, while standing on your head, with your finger in your ass.**
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I just tried this, and I heard Pink Floyd.
Keep fucking that chicken, Michael.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 2:55pm.
moomarse - wrong! carly is every bit as good as jonie mitchell.
Carly's good... don't get me wrong, but she's no where near the caliber of JONI.... no way!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
I don't believe that for a second. I've heard her many times say she'd never say who that songs about because it would wreck the mystery of it.
If you read the article they don't quote her on that at all.
And I'd believe anything the sun writes "EYE ROLL"
I bet KANYE thinks this song was about him.
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Bottom-feeder.
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Ugh.. the only thing that keeps that cow relevant is this mystery. She will not reveal until she dies (maybe not even then).
moomarse - wrong! carly is every bit as good as jonie mitchell.
we were JUST talking about this on wednesday. call me a loozar, but its true!
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Damn, I always thought it was about Warren. He was always so vain and promiscuous, fucking everything that moved.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Geffen obviously chose to promote the BETTER artist, Carly!!! Get OVER yourself already!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Dammit ... this song will now be stuck in my head all day.
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I love this song, always have...swore it was about Warren.
That it might be about David Geffen really bursts my bubble...he already has a song about him..."Free Man In Paris" by Joni Mitchell.
I have met her daughter Sally at some coffee house she preformed at, and she look like a clone! Huge teeth and everything although she was very nice
For those who don't believe it, Google a pic of this douche from the 70s. Gay porn fans never forgave him for taking some Falcon blondie off the video scene after one or two videos and into his Malibu mansion till blondie got wrinkles. Forgot his name. ?Jeremy Penn?
You can see a better picture of Carly's teeth here:
http://surefirediva.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/mred7vj1.jpg
Aw, c'mon, Carly looks great for her age. She's a breast cancer survivor, too.
I heard it was about Frank Sinatra....
Kind of disappointed. I really wanted it to be about Mick, Warren, James, Cat, or, as was rumored for awhile (believe it or not) Henry Kissinger. I'm not making this shit up.
BTW, David Geffen DID date women back in the day. He had a relationship w Cher. That was his public persona, anyway. He may have been out to the industry, who knows.
Carly and Joni def had a fierce rivalry, both professionally and personally. Joni slept with James, Joni was the critical darling of the era, etc. I'd still trade places with Carly. She's fucking gorgeous, always has been.
Don't.care
I don't buy it...
Listen to the lyrics...it's describing a "player" who seems to be into women. Unless DG used to be a bisexual...
But until Carly Simon says "This is who this song is about," I won't believe it. Especially not some theory based on backwards masking...geez.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 1:58pm.
She's always been a total drama queen, demanding attention and sympathy. The Starbucks lawsuit is just the latest. I've never been a fan, never thought she was that great a singer, and definitely wish she would just fuck off.
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Starbucks lawsuit? Can you tell me more, or I guess my lazy cupcake butt could Google it.
thank GOD this case has finally been cracked! It has been bothering me my whole life!
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I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain