Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

A strange and sordid rumor has been going around London's SoHo that which wholesome, well-fed and happily married TV star picked up a cute young gay so that he could piss on him in the bathtub. Careful now, loose lips (and tongues) sink ships! (Popbitch via Blind Gossip)

Gordon Ramsay, which would explain why he says "piss off" so much? Or maybe (probably) Jamie Oliver?

This aging, former B list television actor who used to be on a very hit show, is now a C despite working almost constantly since that hit show went off the air. Or is it? Our actor is in the middle of a divorce to his long term wife. The reason? Well the affair he has been having for the past year with a lingerie model/actress and her live in lingerie model girlfriend probably had a lot to do with it. (CDAN)

Lesbian lingerie models?! I'm going to go with Charlie Sheen's recurring wet dream.

Which long running feud between band members could have something to do with the fact that one of them has slept with the others husband? (Holy Moly!)

Ginger Spice, how could you sit on David Beckham's face?! No, I'll go with Cheryl Cole and Nadine of Girls Aloud?

(Image via Flickr)

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Blind Items

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Submitted by Italics on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 10:22pm.

I love the use of a “golden shower” photo for the first blind item! I don’t have a guess (I really don’t want to think about it too much).

Submitted by stolidog on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 10:12pm.

who's pissing on who in the first one? these really need better writing sometimes.

Submitted by blacklakemonster on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 5:31pm.

#2 ED O'NEIL

Submitted by Fronika on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 2:06pm.

1. Please, please, please let it be Jamie Oliver, the ghastly lisping tosser.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Submitted by sexy on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 11:23am.

The Golden Child is still waiting for Eddie Murphy.

Submitted by moomarse on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 10:26am.

Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 12:13am.
Am I the only one who doesn't know who Jamie Oliver is?

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no... plus, I don't care.

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

Submitted by Serafina on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 9:35am.

Cheryl and Nadine for the girl bands? Always thought they didn't like each other.

Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 02/27/2010 - 12:13am.

Am I the only one who doesn't know who Jamie Oliver is?

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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 10:39pm.

1. I never know the Brit stuff.
2. Ray Romano?
2. Will.i.am fucked Josh Duhamel?

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Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 9:12pm.

Submitted by Mary Read on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 6:01pm.

#3 makes me think one of the Black Eyed Peas
finally nailed Josh Duhamel behind Fuggie's back.
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Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 8:23pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Xto3KsY10

I'd give a nut if some clever kid said "I don't know what that is but did some Nellie 'pisth' on your face?"

Submitted by Yunakitty on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 7:58pm.

For #1, I was thinking more of the "sink ships" part of the comment. Isn't there a TV cook (female) who's married to a guy on a TV show...one of those CSI types? One on a navy boat? That would fit perfectly. He's well fed because his wife is a cook.

Submitted by ploppsicle on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 7:34pm.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:55pm.

Er its not 99% of Brit men who are chubby (beer belly!). Its 99% who are just downright minging.

But then the other 1% are beautiful!

Submitted by Nunzilla on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 6:23pm.

i'm totally thinking Kelsey Grammer for the second one.

Submitted by AttentionWhore on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 6:19pm.

#1 seems to point to Jaimie Oliver..
"well fed" = chef .. "loose lips" = he has a lisp.

Submitted by Mary Read on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 6:01pm.

Ray Romano is an interesting guess for #2. He's been married for over 20 years. The clue that the former hit show that is off the air--or is it?--seems to imply that the show is either in syndication or had a spin off. His show is in syndication and also Brad Garrett's show, which according to critics is like a poor man's version of the original (which makes it pretty damn busted.)

And yeah, he totally seems like the family-man-up-front, midlife-crisis-sex-scandal behind closed doors type.

#3 makes me think one of the Black Eyed Peas finally nailed Josh Duhamel behind Fuggie's back.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:55pm.

Yeah, why would we assume no 1 is a chef?
99% of Brit men I have seen in the nude (a few) have a few pounds too much (not in their bank accounts but on their hips).

Submitted by oscarwilde on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:51pm.

#2 makes me think of Shatner.. Sharp tongue.. Beat poetry.. Old Show.. Boston Legal.. Don't know his personal life or anything else, though.

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:45pm.

Could #2 be George Lopez? He's constantly working...like, nightly on his new show? He's been married forever.

Submitted by Little China Doll on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:15pm.

Spice Dong- that's quite an avie you have there!! Yowza

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But to me, the biggest surprise was that Kristen Stewart actually won something, and it wasn't for Best Impersonation of a Cardboard Cutout.- MK

Submitted by Tick on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:09pm.

1. Ricky Gervais. Well-fed and wholesome.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:04pm.

I'm guessing Ray Romano for the now C-list actor. Isn't he starring in some show called "Men of a Certain Age?"

I think he shouts "I keep a lesbian lingerie model!"
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Submitted by Soy on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:04pm.

The first one is quite kinky.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.

Submitted by Little China Doll on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:03pm.

Yeah I don't think #1 is Gordon Ramsey. It mentions "wholesome" and I wouldn't necessarily call him that! Ha.
My guess for #3 is the Dixie Chicks. I have no flippin idea why...they just poped into my head when I read it.

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But to me, the biggest surprise was that Kristen Stewart actually won something, and it wasn't for Best Impersonation of a Cardboard Cutout.- MK

Submitted by aquarius on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:03pm.

Sorry about the double post, this is the first time I've pisted (typo & I'm keepin it) on the blackberry ;)

Submitted by aquarius on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 5:00pm.

Second one HAS to be Kelsey Grammer. Frasier was a huge hit and his new show didn't even make it thru one season. And his golddigging wife would probably look the other way as long as he keeps the bank open...

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Submitted by Snarf on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 4:58pm.

1. Martha Stewart
2. David Duchovney
3. ABBA

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 02/26/2010 - 4:57pm.

Jamie Oliver is a great guess. His weight has ballooned (well fed) he's got a wifey and daughters with cutesy names like Poppy and he lisps (loose tongue).