Another Spawn of TomKat Might Land On Earth Soon

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eh, Team Fuck This Ho. She had a pretty good career going, but wanted A-list billing and cash money in what looked like the easiest way: marrying that angry closetcase bitchmidget. Hope she enjoys many more blissful years as the dead-eyed wife-bot to a batshit Hollywood punchline.

Don't do it, Katie! It's going to be harder escaping with two.

i just can't with this woman any more... i used to think "run Katie, run!".... fuck her

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El Bastardo> Yeah. And monkeys might fly out my butt!

Why not save themselves the hassle and just invite Josh Hartnett over for a coupla rounds?

I guess it's too late for the health and sanity of the adults.
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Are they going to sneak Chris Klein in to knock her up again?

She is probably doing the sauna treatments and vitamins too.

Please tell me it's because she is getting preggers and not because she got sucked into that shit? Oh well, her daughter is in it anyway so she may as well be.

Poor Katie.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK

If anyone is curious about the "religion", check out South Park's explanation (is actually accurate or so they say):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DFWih4Y7Ag&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7EEOMbBIO8
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Auditing - such a lovely term for a "religion" to use.

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"Tommy Girl snapped his fingers in Z formation and sent Stepford Katie to the Scientology Center to be prepared for pregnancy."

Mehehehehehe....

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The whole thing sounds so "Eyes Wide Shut"....
Shivers....

i doubt it. i read she's in talks for a new movie with al pacino.

Won't her contract be up soon? I can't see her bringing another kid into this clusterfuck. She definitely understands how messed up scienos are now. I think she's just gonna run down the clock now. Even unlimited shopping isn't getting her off anymore.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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What is the price of selling a soul go for these days? Cuz Katie be cashin that check

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But I thought she claimed she wasn't a Scientologist (yeah right, as if!) before she and Tommy Girl got married. I bet her parents are screaming bloody murder right about now.

@kidL

Yeah you are right but there is more to the story than that. Keep digging.

katiebot is only a year or so older than me but looks WAY older.

is she even healthy enough to have a child right now? barley water isn't that great for you, is it?

plus, in order to make a child, tom would actually have to have sex with his wife. i'm sensing that lrh's sperm is going to come out of the freezer for this.

I saw a photo of her recently and could not see the hollows of her cheeks so I think the deed is could be already done, or she ate that day.

And I think the stress shows on her when she's forced to involve herself more than she'd like to.

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Submitted by KidL on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:52pm.

Also, don't want to turn this into a CO$ discussion but that org is a HUGE if not the main part of Tommy Girl's life.
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Yeah - his life. I think she's not so much into the Scientology but doesn't mind - like I'm sure she's able to fall to sleep and wake each day without visions of L.Ron in her head. Tommy prolly never lets it go but I hardly think they have time to spend all day every day together.

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Submitted by Soultonic on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:47pm.
You know that Scientologists believe that aliens live underground in the earth, right?

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Actually, they believe their souls or "theatons" were trapped in volcanos and are floating around in the air. The "theatons" then attach themselves to humans and are responsible for all fears, illnesses and death. (Nope, I am not making it up.)

It is really messed up, but the worst thing isn't their beliefs, it's how they threat their members and fleece people out of their money.

Oh, and apparently, per her contract, KatieBot only has to appear that she supports CO$. FWIW, I don't think she really believes that shit.

I have no doubts she is into the money and the PR, but I totally believe the accounts from former CO$ people that she knew it was a contract relationship from the start, just like Nicole and Penelope.

Also, don't want to turn this into a CO$ discussion but that org is a HUGE if not the main part of Tommy Girl's life. He is into it hardcore so much so that it is rumored that the reason Kidman lost those kids is because she tried to introduce them to her Catholic faith which went against Tommy's wishes they be raised ONLY CO$.

Anyone who wants more info about CO$ or Cruise's involvement should check out the websites ran by former members including one by David Miscavage's own neice, Jenna, who left a few years ago. Warning: they are addictive.

You know that Scientologists believe that aliens live underground in the earth, right? Living the vida loca is crazy. Tom and Katie are so gangster.

Have you ever seen the movie 'Alien?' Well, that's the audit.

I think she's into it.
I think she always had a crush on "Tom Cruise!" and one day he asked her to marry him and, sure, it was weird but everyone knows that Hollywood is weird anyway. The whole Scientology thing is a big drag but they work so much, and there's Sure (thank God) it's hardly like it's their whole life - even tho people talk about it like it is - she's still Catholic, really.

She does wish she could be closer to Tom but she's gets that she's not very bright and feels a little insecure when he's around - altho she's not sure why; he's always very reassuring. In the end, it's nice to be a celebrity power couple - that was always her dream. She's not sure this is what happiness is supposed to feel like but, as time goes by, she'll learn that it's definitely NOT what it's supposed to feel like, take her money - and run. But that will be complicated. More complicated than she can begin to imagine at this point (when part of her is already starting to wonder) even with all her lawyers.

That's what I think.

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I picture an "auditing" looking like the sex scene in "Eyes Wide Shut" -- poorly lit rooms, everyone looking-on in robes and freaky masks and a stark naked Katie passed around, being "audited" by numerous Co$ higher ups...in the name of Xenu, of course.

Ew.

EDIT: The soundtrack -- muffled whimpers over Co$ propaganda videos w/ Tom laughing like a maniac...

" I bet they beam down a bowl of L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm. Then Tommy Girl comes out in silver disco shorts and dethaws the sperm by rubbing his ass cheeks all over it while dancing to the Star Trek theme song."

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That's why I've always believed this marriage is a sham; what two married people make financial contracts to have more kids? She's more of a surrogate that got paid to marry Tom and have his babies so he doesn't look like a whimsical closet-case.

Any real married couple that truly love each other would tell you that is complete utter bullshit.

ronnyk-The reports are she gets at least $10 million a year, plus will get a bonus if she produces any more Suribots. Also, Tommy Girl underwrites her clothing line and gets her acting work. Over all, it's probably nice on paper. Still, I wouldn't want that crazy ass cult in my life for all the tea in China.

MAYBE they're in love you unromantic fools.

Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:21pm.

There is a rumor that she can leave their sham of a marriage after baby #2.

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Question is ... does she get to keep her kids with her or is it going to be another situation like Nicole? HE gets the kids and she gets shunned out of their lives?

I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't here this from ME!

While the talk that Stepford Katie is dumb as a sack of rocks, she is lawyered up the ass.

She has an air tight agreement with Tommy Girl and will walk away with a big fat check like the previous one did. Probably even more since she has to bear TG's spawn(s).

Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:38am.

Definitely. It's the uber dark eyes. Reminds me of the line from Jaws about doll's eyes.

"he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'."

There is a rumor that she can leave their sham of a marriage after baby #2. I saw a couple of pics recently where she had a little belly so I wonder if she's already pregnant.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

I hope they work the bugs out of the next version, like not wearing coats in the cold weather and hopping up on bakery counters. They will also probably tweak the engineering to be the male gender this time around.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:38am.
*Submitted by louise_brooks: "I would watch Suri like a hawk around a new baby. There will be sibling rivalry at levels not previously seen on earth."

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Suri's got a "Bad Seed" vibe.
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DAMIEN!!!!!! THE. FUCKIN. OMEN!!
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Good luck Katie and Tom. Hope it goes well.

Poor Katie
I remenber that Tom was auditioning actress at the time he meet her, he went to a bunch of other I think Josie Stone was one that talked about not accepting his weird arrangement, there are so much evidence that the marriage is a sham but I do belie Katie was preggo just earlier than though and the last months was using a fake belly ( I saw a pic of her on a bathing suit and her legs and belly were not fake
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Most normal people prepare for another baby by taking prenatal vitamins...

*Submitted by louise_brooks: "I would watch Suri like a hawk around a new baby. There will be sibling rivalry at levels not previously seen on earth."

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Suri's got a "Bad Seed" vibe.

I'm hoping TomKat is just saying this shit for publicity and there won't be a Suribot 2.0. One creepy, fucked-up kid should be their quota. Tommy needs to stop hiring these beards and accept the fact that no matter how many times he marries or how many kids he buys, the majority of the public is still going to think he's as gay as a picnic basket.

Just what they need, another innocent soul to show how happy they are Hollyweird style. I thought he was sterile. (I think I read that in a rag mag once).

She's already trapped now so why not pop out more chırrenz for The Crazy?

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:20am.
Submitted by louise_brooks: "I would watch Suri like a hawk around a new baby. There will be sibling rivalry at levels not previously seen on earth."

No kidding! That's why you have to have them two years apart, not four. By the time they're four, they can really plot and execute major harm.

Perhaps Suri will run over the new kid with her tiny custom made car. I'd pay to see that.

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I would not be surprised if the "auditing" looks like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdz6gpAm0xs

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Submitted by louise_brooks: "I would watch Suri like a hawk around a new baby. There will be sibling rivalry at levels not previously seen on earth."

No kidding! That's why you have to have them two years apart, not four. By the time they're four, they can really plot and execute major harm.

(We have friends with a little tyrant Damien-style four year old and they're having a new baby soon. I kind of can't wait for little princess to be unseated. That little shit has a rude awakening coming, ha ha ha ha! Kind of how I feel about Suri, come to think of it)