The Crackie Of Camden Returns!
Ever since Amy Wino packed up her meth lab and moved out of Camden, the neighborhood just isn't the same. It no longer reeks of burnt scabs, feline feces, Blaaaake's spit jar, crack water, urinal cakes, and low tide at The Hoff's toilet. And the roosters (aka the dealers) stopped crowing on the corner every morning.
Well, the residents of Camden better bring out their masks, ear plugs and cans of RAID again, because Amy Wino is returning to her old snorting grounds. There blows the neighborhood.....the sequel.
The Sun says that Wino is reaching into her crackhive to pull out £2.5 million to pay for a new crack den of crackery. Wino's new place has 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, a sauna and a gym. A source added, "Amy has been house-hunting for months and finally found somewhere that meets all her needs. It is large and homely and has everything."
Here's a few pictures of Wino sashaying through her old new neighborhood of Camden last night. As Wino came through, carbon monoxide detectors went off, roaches scattered everywhere and several "HOUSE FOR SALE" signs immediately went up. Aww, it's good to have her back.
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Submitted by el polacko on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 8:17pm.
yeah yeah..drag out a bad pic and make all the usual crack-ho jokes, but the fact is that she's looking great lately. plus she can afford a 2.5 mil house..where are you living? your mom's basement? i get that you're jealous but try showing a little respect once in a while..you'll feel better for it.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!... THAT'S IT!... that's one of the funniest fuckin' things i've read in a while!!
if there's one thing that Wino screams when you look at her it's "respect"!
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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
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el polacko, why does this crazy bitch deserve Michael K's OR ANYONE'S respect??
yeah yeah..drag out a bad pic and make all the usual crack-ho jokes, but the fact is that she's looking great lately. plus she can afford a 2.5 mil house..where are you living? your mom's basement? i get that you're jealous but try showing a little respect once in a while..you'll feel better for it.
Damn, neither look right.
English translation: homely = homey.
"Crackie of Camdem", hehe, it's soo f-ing soothing to say it, the only redeemable out of all this Wino debacle... thank you MK, it's therapeutic.
Does any one else think her face, especially her nose looks differen? Not just because it's free of coke boogers or meth scabs, more like surgery different
How long has it been since Amy's done anything outside of a private concert? Her last public concert was that shit she did in St. Lucia, if I remember right.
Damn it Wino.
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
I am just genuinely shocked that she is actually still "alive".
Now this is why the banks need bailouts because they keep giving mortgages to people like Amy! This drug whore doesn't have that much money and bitch hasn't toured. She put her new tits on a payment plan.. Hell this low down dirty whore owes her drug dealer money!
She was naturally heavy-chested...but once she wasted away then boobs went first... stretch marks on the top of the breasts are generally from puberty...I have seen pics in the past where she had them before as well...they just stand out more.
is it just me or does it seem suspiciously like her 'colleagues' are really her caretakers? I used to work in halfway houses and many times there were certain individuals who could not go out alone in the community for whatever reason, elopement, heavy drug or alcohol use being only a couple of the reasons... the girl with her looks like this is her part-time job to make some extra money for school...
Amy looks good (relatively speaking, of course). Her legs look less pencil-like. Ugly trainers, but it's good that she gave the blood-stained ballet flats a rest.
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I dunno...if I had stretch marks I don't think I'd be flaunting them in public but that's just me.
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I forgot all about this hot mess! I'm glad to see her face still looking fuller and minus the meth scabs but for crying out loud, can't she get a new pair of jeans! Those gray atrocities have been on her forever and they do not flatter. Forget a new home, Amy needs a new wardrobe.
I almost said, oops there goes the neighborhood. But she actually looks decent for a change (in the Pap pics not the main old pic).
yuck. just yuck.
Vis a vis the stretchmarks- I have a few at the top of my 36B's. I never had a kid, and I never had implants. But, I was on the pill for a few years, and I think that's the reason. That was the one good side-affect. It made me a bit bustier.
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No problems, snowy.
I lived in the UK for two years and am married to a Brit. Seriously, it is like a whole 'nother language over there. . .
Back to Miz Wino, where the hell is she getting this money to buy a new place? I would have thought her endless appetite for crack, beehives, ballet flats and her divorce from Blaaaake would have eaten away a lot of her $$$.
Submitted by KidL on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:26pm.
Moggy is a cat. "Homely" means home-like. Also, fanny is a vadge-not someone's rear end.
OIIIIIIIIII!!!! I'm the resident all things English expert! GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
thanks KidL
and a bog roll is toilet paper, ! LOLOLOLOLOL
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:26pm.
Moggy is a cat. "Homely" means home-like. Also, fanny is a vadge-not someone's rear end.
Leave It To Beaver is on.
El B what's a moggie? a cat?
"Her previous Camden address was a cleaner's nightmare, with clothes, rubbish and even drugs paraphernalia strewn around.
Her next place in Hadley Wood, north London, was a tip too, with cats running around everywhere.
Amy says she's kicked the drugs and given away the moggies as she attempts to get her life in order. "
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:14pm.
Interesting. I am still breastfeeding and I got stretchmarks on the bottom as did most of the other women I know who got them as a result of pregnancy and nursing. Still, Beckinsale's implants are so obvious you can actually see the contour of the implant bag in some photos or at least you could. I think she got new ones.
Re: Wino-I used to live in Camden Town. Cool place, but there were loads of druggies and drug dealers as well as a lot of mentally ill people who hung out around the tube station. I wonder why she she ever moved in the first place?!
Well at least her shoes are clean.
What IS the deal with Amy's next album?
The people in Camden may be angry, but St. Lucia just announced it's new tourism slogan:
"Amy Winehouse-free Zone".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She seems more coherent and looks much better than before. Amy on the mends?
THIS BITCH! bless her heart... that body is just tragic.
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stoney: In the UK they say homely for homey, it always cracks me up!
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Submitted by KidL on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:11pm.
I always loved Beckinsale's insistance that her stretch marked funbags were the result of pregnancy and breastfeeding. Most of the time if you get stretchmarks on your boobies from the former they are on the bottom not the top of the breast.
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Wrongo. I have mine on the top from both pregnancy and breastfeeding. Kate could be truth-telling.
OT: Crackhouse is disgusting. She looks like she breeds colonies of lice in that crackhive.
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That is the worst boob job I have ever seen. Wino must have the same doctor as Kate Beckinsale as they both have stretch marks on the top of the breast-a sign that the implant was too large for the patient and lead to tearing of the skin tissue hence the stretchmarks.
I always loved Beckinsale's insistance that her stretch marked funbags were the result of pregnancy and breastfeeding. Most of the time if you get stretchmarks on your boobies from the former they are on the bottom not the top of the breast.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 12:03pm.
HOMELY? Oh please tell me the article really said that and it's not just a brain fart of mk's!
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It's prolly the sun. They speak English all proper and such;p
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Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on how you view it, for some reason, the word homely in Britain is the same as "homey" as in cozy in America. I done a lot of double takes at the radio when they describe things as homely, hilarious for those of us know it as an insult.
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HOMELY? Oh please tell me the article really said that and it's not just a brain fart of mk's!
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The chicky with her is cute! Amy, not so.
Finding the right dungeon must be taxing.
M.E is 'large and homely'. Well, from what i've heard from others here.
By the tıme she puts out another album I mıght not care anymore.
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"Amy has been house-hunting for months and finally found somewhere that meets all her needs. It is large and homely and has everything."
Meaning it comes with a live-in crack dealer, crack playroom and a kitchen fully equipped to cook crack.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Large and HOMELY? People are such fucking morons.
Good morning, everyone!
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I could go for some crack right now.
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look at those clean white trainers!
ewwwwwwwww look at those jeans!
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how is she still alive?
Take note posters. True beauty. Suck that crackpipe.
She looks horrible in the lead pic but actually not too bad in the others.
They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love.
I'm amazed that she still has 2.5 mil.
aaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhh STRETCHMARKS!!!!!!
(I feel ill now)