Tardy For The Pussy Party
A few days ago there was a not-so-blind item about a certain Real Housewife dropping the dick and picking up the puss. Everyone pretty much assumed it was the one and only Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. UsWeekly is now co-signing that shit by saying that Kim publicly stepped out with her girlfriend of 3 months DJ Tracy Young at the Blacks' Annual Gala in Miami Beach on Saturday. This is like Sally Beauty Supply's answer to Lindsay Lohan and SamRo.
Apparently, Kim was telling everyone how happy she is with DJ Tracy. A source said, "Tracy broke up with her longtime girlfriend to be with Kim. Since they've been together, Tracy lost a lot of weight and got really skinny for Kim. They seem to be beyond happy with each other. The rumor is that Kim Zolciak will come out this season."
DJ Tracy seems like a perfectly lovely gayelle. If you squint your eyes while rubbing your uterus area, she almost looks like a softer version of Kate Gosselin. So why is she fucking around with broke down Kim? It can't be fun having to constantly scrub wig glue off of your inner thighs. And it probably takes more than a few swigs of Listerine to get the taste of Kim's ash tray-flavored snatch out of your mouth.
I'm just going to say this is a publicity stunt that needs more funding. I mean, just last week Kim was telling a radio station that she was back on Big Poppa's payroll. Besides, we all know Sheree is supposed to be the cooch munchin' one! Bitch has the jaw for it (just pretend you know what that means).
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When you are as fugly as KimZ (and I know this first hand after spending a flight with her over-perfumed stank right behind me), you need to play both sides so you stand a chance at finding a mate, or in coarser terms, a sugar daddy/momma.
Awesome: "This is like Sally Beauty Supply's answer to Lindsay Lohan and SamRo."
Since they've been together, Tracy lost a lot of weight and got really skinny for Kim.
Sounds deep.
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Holy shit! This gayelle is friends (well, long out of touch, but still) friends with a good gayelle friend of mine. What a small world. Damn. If this girl is half as cool, smart and level-headed as my friend Stacy, then she can do way better than Kim. Sorry Kim, but that's just natural facts.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Kim's the low-rent Anne Heche.
The gayelle is very pretty and classy, I think.
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Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 6:07pm.
She's not so bad looking Tracy, good for her if she's happy, but I hope she has money, cause Kim is a gold digging bitch, unless she still fucking Big Poppa on the side, she doesn't work, how does she live that lifestyle? I really want to know!!! It pissing me off....she cant be living that lifestyle from the money off of Housewives, and she just got her wig shit off the ground, so how does she do it?
Any tips, I would appreciate, looking to live that type myself :) :)
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Submitted by sunryse on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 3:16pm.
Oh please, it was just a few weeks ago she was screwing an Atlanta radio whore "Southside Steve" and I'm sure many in between.
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She was screwing 'Southside Steve'???? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! KLASSAY!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Scenario:
Kim was in L.A., got tipsy, went up to Tracy at the gay bar and told her she loved her remix of Tardy for the Party. Tracy caressed Kim's hair and told her she was beautiful. Kim felt a little tingle and the next thing she ends up at Tracy's pad and tells her she's tired and would like to nap. Kim falls asleep in Tracy's bed. Next thing Tracy comes in Xena Warrior Princess mode, unleashes her 2 foot tongue and gives Kim the biggest salad tossing in synthetic wig lesbian sex history. Big Poppa who?
Reality No Show, dayum you're right. We've got the nervous looking butch lesbian, the vapid fake-ass blonde wife, the sugar daddy. All we need is a poodle!
I like how Kim is slowly morphing into a broke-down version of Jennifer Coolidge's character in Best in Show. From sugar daddy to boyish lezzie lover, it's all so perfectly in line.
Reality No Show
She's not so bad looking Tracy, good for her if she's happy, but I hope she has money, cause Kim is a gold digging bitch, unless she still fucking Big Poppa on the side, she doesn't work, how does she live that lifestyle? I really want to know!!! It pissing me off....she cant be living that lifestyle from the money off of Housewives, and she just got her wig shit off the ground, so how does she do it?
Any tips, I would appreciate, looking to live that type myself :) :)
HOpefully DJ Tracy's Autotune works as well as her tongue. Kim needs it.
Nothing about anyone in "reality television" is real, so why believe this?
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 2:43pm.
I wonder, is the reverse true as well? Do women find sex between guys hot or not?
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I do!
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Is it me or does Tracy look like Clay Aiken? And NO that's not a compliment!
With that depressed wig, Kım needs to take whatever wıll take HER.
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KIM?? Good God. Yea right. She is gayelle in between old geezers to smootch off of.
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Oh please, it was just a few weeks ago she was screwing an Atlanta radio whore "Southside Steve" and I'm sure many in between.
I've had her stupid song in my head all day today.
I'm sure DJ Tracy is hotter than this Big Poppa dude. Old men who have their side pieces on payroll gross me out.
The DJ has that "over the moon" look on her face. She scored two huge, fake fun-bags she gets to motorboat every night.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 2:51pm.
Two hot guys....yeah...kinda hawt. I also hate how straight porn is always about the woman, and the men have big dicks but are fugly as hell. Don't hot straight guys ever get into porn?? lol...
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you sound just like some of my girl---friends. LOL
Are you lonesome tonight?
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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 2:43pm.
I wonder, is the reverse true as well? Do women find sex between guys hot or not?
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I do.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 2:43pm.
I wonder, is the reverse true as well? Do women find sex between guys hot or not?
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Two hot guys....yeah...kinda hawt. I also hate how straight porn is always about the woman, and the men have big dicks but are fugly as hell. Don't hot straight guys ever get into porn?? lol...
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rubbing your uterus area?!??!
omg mk is so cute.
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Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 2:44pm.
I wonder, is the reverse true as well? Do women find sex between guys hot or not?
Not!
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This may be a minority, but I know straight women who like gay male porn and it arouses them, while straight porn does not because in their words "it is all about the women and the men are fug."
Are you lonesome tonight?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPgSzcu9RY&NR=1
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S&F's like the Sienna Miller of Dlisted - Salacious
I wonder, is the reverse true as well? Do women find sex between guys hot or not?
Not!
Got it, thanks
I wonder, is the reverse true as well? Do women find sex between guys hot or not?
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 2:40pm.
Whats coming knowledge?
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aahahaha same as common however sexual in nature.
ETA: it is a coming mistake!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Whats coming knowledge?
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 2:30pm.
It's coming knowledge that most straight guys fantasize about seeing to hot women together.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
I was just kidding. Actually, I thought the line was inspired, Uvie!
I was just trying to think of someone who no way had a clam to jam out.
I guess Kim's given up sausage and is now a vagitarian.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 2:30pm.
i think a lot of women play up the gayelle thing to GET GUYS' ATTENTION, especially "the kids today"
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Didn't MK posted about some girls a while back that would do that just to get guys at bars? I can't remember who they were or if it was a reality show.
It's common knowledge that most straight guys fantasize about seeing to hot women together.
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Are you lonesome tonight?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPgSzcu9RY&NR=1
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S&F's like the Sienna Miller of Dlisted - Salacious
*Salutes*
Submitted by Vern on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 2:32pm.
Wasn't "Jam out with my clam out" a Lady Gaga song?
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If it is, that's false advertising. Everyone's seen that hermy peen.
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BTW I love the "jam out with my clam out..No" line
Submitted by Vern on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 2:32pm.
Wasn't "Jam out with my clam out" a Lady Gaga song?
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When I saw it, it reminded me of Brit Brit saying 'Rock out with your cock out' when she was on tour. I have no idea who originated that.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 2:21pm.
do most straight women have gay curiosities?
Sexuality is not black or white, but an interesting shade of grey. I cannot speak for "most women".
Wasn't "Jam out with my clam out" a Lady Gaga song?
*stands at attention*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Oh thank you Michael for lettin me picture Sheree with a chin strap on dildo and Trinas sittin on pile of shit bush in her crocodile jaw
*vomits lunch *
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i think a lot of women play up the gayelle thing to GET GUYS' ATTENTION, especially "the kids today"
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LMAO at ISlappedMyUterus!!!! put your damn clam away....!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
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this totally smells of an Ellen Degeneres/Anne Heche pairing. is Big Poppa down with his 'ho-bag going gayelle?
freaks. every last one of 'em.
Im all for being a lesbian (having been there myself) but these 2 look like transgendered wax mannequins. I find them extremely unattractive.
"Tracy broke up with her longtime girlfriend to be with Kim. Since they've been together, Tracy lost a lot of weight and got really skinny for Kim."
Shows a lot about her character, no?
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