Monday, March 1st 2010
It's Daddy-Woww!
No, the man with Jersey Shore's J-Woww (or JWoo-Hoo if your name is Vicki from Real Housewives of OC) is not Dana Carvey dressed as James Cameron for an SNL Oscar special. It's her daddy Terry Farley! Now we finally know where J-Woww gets her stunning good looks from.
I don't know why J-Woww has been hiding D-Woww. As soon as that Angelina trick and her Hefty luggage set left the shore house, D-Woww should've moved right in. If he danced by himself on the boardwalk, everyone would've gathered around and made it rain dollars on his ass. Seriously, eff those Jersey Shore whores, give DWoww his own show.
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Someone not tanned was allowed in the party?
btw, her dad looks like Jeff Daniels
What's with all the skankbags and their obsession with the color pink?
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Scroll down, vidz. I got there first! :D
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Does anyone else think she looks like a ho version of emmanuelle chiriqi (chick from entourage)?
Dad looks terribly nice and nordic.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 3:32am.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAA! I know, right?
His face is a little bit like "I don't want to be seen in public with my daughter..."!
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
the Dad is like"WHAT THE FUCK?! GIMME SOME WEED"
lol
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Her father looks like a tranny.
Wow, that birthday cake looks like something straight off the day-old shelf at Ralphs Fresh Fare.
Wasn't he the scientist dissecting aliens in Independence Day?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Escape Artist on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 12:14am.
I am so curious about what is under that green shirt......
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It's a rare tumor some parents get. :( It's called mykidisafamewhoritis
I am so curious about what is under that green shirt......
I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
She's Irish and some other non-Italian thing...He must be the other non-Italian thing.
i know exactly who you are talking about shandi!
he is on sprout and he sings the damn potty dance song for pull ups.
hilar.
TACKY MESS.
has anyone noticed that she is wearing pantyhose and open toed shoes?
Submitted by filthy cute on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 10:14pm.
What the fuck? I thought that was Harry from Dumb and Dumber!
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Ha, Filthy! See my comment from 7:20 p.m. I wasn't sure if anyone would get the reference!
There is some weird older dude on Disney Channel (I think) that sings really lame kids songs, as in, anyone could write and sing that shit. This guy looks just like him, except for the hair color. But the hairstyle and face are identical. The guy I'm talking about also did a commercial for the Potty Dance and you can hear him singing one of his lame-o songs in that commercial, too. Does anyone know who I'm talking about?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 9:58pm.
He must be so proud, like Papa Joe. "Here's my baby girl, Like her tits?"
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ahahahahahah
it would've been better if he was doing the Price is Right ho's hand gesture.
What the fuck? I thought that was Harry from Dumb and Dumber!
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
He must be so proud, like Papa Joe. "Here's my baby girl, Like her tits?"
She looks like a skanky fake-ass version of Emmanuelle Chriqui.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Her father is a gorgeous pregnant woman. Sweet.
i'm calling my sister to tell her to take a gander at this main picture... that's the look of "father's pride", right there!!
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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."
His Meryl Streep 'do is really freaking me out.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I don't see any gray hairs on his head at all, I wonder when he had her, he looks pretty young.
I love the look of utter confusion and fright he's got on his face :0
Such an elegant flower
Such an elegant flower
oh come on..........Real women love nylons with open shoe, but yeah the colors don't fit
Who is this slag and what the fuck is the deal with her name? J wow? How fucking stupid. I weep for the future.
Yeah, those are either nipple rings or else tape that's keeping her hideous boobs from flying out of this ill-fitting dress. She actually has a decent face. Why is she so tacky??
Won't say anything about the pops, cause he actually has a sweet look about him, like some of my friends' hippy parents.
Haha! Her dad belongs on this site, http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
I totally thought he was a pregnant Indigo Girl.
Submitted by ab on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 6:07pm.
pantyhose with open-toes and a pink-tipped french manicure? no.
I was just laughing at the open toe shoes with nylons!!!
her face is pretty....but those boobs are horrendous and her legs are pretty bad too.
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Kiss me once again, don't you never ever say that we're through
'cause I ain't ever (no never) loved a man the way that I love you
- Aretha Franklin
Aww, poor guy. He's obviously one of those clueless parents who let their kids do whatever they wanted because he had hippie notions of letting them express themselves. JWhatever is a complete embarrassment and yet the dad just loves her unconditionally. What she really would have benefited from was a good smack in the head at key moments in her development...
Submitted by -ohmy- on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 8:04pm.
Forget about the Boobs - what about the NYLONS with the OPEN TOE Shoes - Good lord wtf!!
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Ha!
There's no excuse, either, they have nylons now with no toe covering so you can wear them with open-toes...not that I ever would!
What about those Glad Lawn and Leaf bags wrapped around her feet.
I'm having trouble dealing with those.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I see America's First Tranny Mayor has gone blonde.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Forget about the Boobs - what about the NYLONS with the OPEN TOE Shoes - Good lord wtf!!
Submitted by putas on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 7:36pm.
@ Angel_i- Google Bells Palsy....Her half smile is kind of suspect, ain't it?
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Wayne's looking pretty stylin'.
Garth, not so much.
Party Time! Excellent!
(Thanks for jogging my memory, Shawn Solo!:)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Is he pregnant?
He looks like a tranny Tom Petty.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Androgeny!
I thought it was Val Bertanelli (sp?) too.. However her father just looks odd. It's never a good thing when you're a man and you look like an aged lesbian.
@ Angel_i- Google Bells Palsy....Her half smile is kind of suspect, ain't it?
Her daddy looks like he used to come in to her room late at night to 'tuck her in again'...
He has the sartorial sense of an unsuccessful life insurance salesman working the neighbors weekend BBQ for new clients.
it looks like they implanted pumpkin halves inside her chest
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One-trick Pony, your comments are ouch to the power of ouch! Devastatingly right-on.
Remember the old "It's Pat" sketches on SNL? One time, Pat had an equally asexual um,... lover, if you will, named Chris, played by Dana Carvey? Chris looked exactly, and I mean exactly, like Popa-Wow here.
Ah, what a world...
Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 7:17pm.
That boob job is horrendous.
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Yeah. That should be said too.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
I can just see Harry Dunne here putting that shirt on straight from the plastic sleeve it came folded in. Pierre Cardin for T.J. Maxx? (T.J. Woww.)
As for her, I will acknowledge that I, too, have a rather substantial, solid pair of legs. That said, I wouldn't be caught dead and rotting in: a poly-blend mini dress, sandalwood hose (with reinforced toes?!), and/or cankle-ifying pleather shoe-boots.
Finally, I find it hilarious and kind of endearing that she's posing so proudly with that sad little cake. It provides a nice antidote to all the giant, airbrushed and bedazzled fondant-encased McCakes the celebs spend my annual salary on for their birthday parties.
What is with that smile? Does only half of her face work? She looks like she got Britney-itis, kinda - like she never wants to be there.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut