Where Is Bette Midler When You Need Her?
While leaving some fashion show in Milan this morning, LiLo decided that just a regular picture of her in a car wouldn't sell, so she made it a money shot by throwing a can of Red Bull at the paps. Yes, bitch littered! I'm surprised Bette Midler didn't chase that car down, jump on its roof, pull LiLo out by her weave and then drag her back to the can to pick it up with her teefs. There must an app for that.
And I'm not even sure that's Red Bull liquid. Isn't Red Bull the color of concentrated piss? Maybe that's a cranberry and vodka? No, LiLo would never waste that. Or maybe LiLo threw up a cranberry and vodka into a Red Bull can? Or maybe it's her dirty bath water? Or maybe she wrung out her tampo----- No, no, let's not go to that place. Let's just say it's a Red Bull!
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The only thing that looks just like that is digested red wine. How'd she get barf into that small can opening?
She is such a piece of SHIT. HOw dare she treat the paps that way! Doesnt she know that they are the only thing keeping her relevent??!!
Without them she is NOTHING. NOTHING I SAY!
boo--wahhh--whahahhwhhahaha!!
The pap probably asked her whose cock she sucked to earn a trip to Milan.
I seriously hate this worthless cunt and her entire family. I honestly wouldn't care if she dropped dead. As a matter of fact I would quite enjoy it.
That talentless skank should thank those paps for paying even an iota of attention to her scabby ass. But no, she throws a Red Bull at them.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 12:08am.
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:42pm.
Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:31pm.
Trick must give out-of-this-world blowjobs & munch carpet like a Rug Doctor; don't see how else she's still flying around to hot spots and getting invites to fashion shows. And she'll be sucking those paps' cocks tonight to keep them bringing their "unwanted" attention down on her fried ass.
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Hmmm...her knees are always bruised.
She needs thicker knee pads on her leggings. ;)
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ha! True. I can't wish death on this ho, however, nor on any other famewhore. Death just makes them media martyrs, ugh, too good an end. I want to enjoy watching this entitled skeezer claw at the sides of the swirling toilet bowl she flushed her career down, implode in hilarious acts of attention desperation like Tila Tequila :D
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LOL sounds like her agent’s current strategy. He/She should cash those commission checks before they bounce! ;)
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:42pm.
Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:31pm.
Trick must give out-of-this-world blowjobs & munch carpet like a Rug Doctor; don't see how else she's still flying around to hot spots and getting invites to fashion shows. And she'll be sucking those paps' cocks tonight to keep them bringing their "unwanted" attention down on her fried ass.
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Hmmm...her knees are always bruised.
She needs thicker knee pads on her leggings. ;)
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ha! True. I can't wish death on this ho, however, nor on any other famewhore. Death just makes them media martyrs, ugh, too good an end. I want to enjoy watching this entitled skeezer claw at the sides of the swirling toilet bowl she flushed her career down, implode in hilarious acts of attention desperation like Tila Tequila :D
♪ Someone needs to be throwing `` blood ``` on her for wearing ``` fur .. Ah hello!!
"Maybe, if we're all lucky, she'll die this year. She needs to go now. Everyone is so tired of her antics. She needs to chug-lug some liquid Drano and end it all."
Fat chance. We've been saying that for a while now, and she's still fucking around. Plus, MK posts stories about her non-stop.
Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:31pm.
Trick must give out-of-this-world blowjobs & munch carpet like a Rug Doctor; don't see how else she's still flying around to hot spots and getting invites to fashion shows. And she'll be sucking those paps' cocks tonight to keep them bringing their "unwanted" attention down on her fried ass.
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Hmmm...her knees are always bruised.
She needs thicker knee pads on her leggings. ;)
get serious on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:22pm.
I see whorehan's throwing hissy's again. Some photographer asked her something like "how many dudes have you sucked off today?", and she pitched a fit. Funny how the smallest things will piss off some people...
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That was more specific than what I wrote (and you may be right)!
Trick must give out-of-this-world blowjobs & munch carpet like a Rug Doctor; don't see how else she's still flying around to hot spots and getting invites to fashion shows. And she'll be sucking those paps' cocks tonight to keep them bringing their "unwanted" attention down on her fried ass.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 10:57pm.
shout out to Italics =) popping in to break from studies, as damn usual. anywho, hi!
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Hi Caprica,
Good luck on your studies! :)
I see whorehan's throwing hissy's again. Some photographer asked her something like "how many dudes have you sucked off today?", and she pitched a fit. Funny how the smallest things will piss off some people...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Roberto Cavalli celebrated 40 years in (questionable) fashion in Milan. Who were his guests in the front row? Lindsay Lohan and wait for it...Courtney Love. Lohan is a neophyte, drug-addled whore compared to Love. Consequently she received little press and acted out for attention (as usual). She lowered the window of a moving car to be photographed and perhaps reacted to indelicate questions from Italian paparazzi.
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 10:57pm.
shout out to Italics =) popping in to break from studies, as damn usual. anywho, hi!
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 9:17pm.
isn't littering illegal?
isn't she supposed to be at alcohol meetings weekly now?(Judge Marsha Revel: "This has to be a top priority whether she has a job somewhere else or doesn't or something else comes up. This has to be done once a week.")
wait, what was i thinking?!... it's "Fashion Week" in Milan!!... what was i thinking? EVERYBODY get's this kind of free reign on probation, right?
...the system is fucked
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...what he said! :)
Me, too! I even got a little excited there for a second. I don't think even the PETA folks bother with this beesh. The thing she's wearing is probably from the armpit and pubic hair she's been hoarding after she shaves. She dyes it as to not be so obvious.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 7:04pm.
That's annoying.
I initally thought PETA was throwing paint on HER.
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Open up, and drink up, you whore pit viper.
~MK
can't they ban her in milan? does she have any business being there? useless piece of trash
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 10:01pm.
*poops in bag and hands it to speakit*
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Thanks! now, who has a lighter?
you had mexican for dinner last night didn't you
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Damn! The corn kernels always give it away...
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 7:03pm.
I have had Red Bull and all I got were the runs from it.
*pulls fluted paper cup around cupcake behind*
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ahahaha When you get the runs, is it chocolate frosting? *licks around edge of fluted paper cup*
"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 10:01pm.
*poops in bag and hands it to speakit*
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Thanks! now, who has a lighter?
you had mexican for dinner last night didn't you?
Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 7:40pm.
I thought that was Avril Lavigne being paint bombed for wearing fur.
WTF?
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Avril Lavigne should just be bombed. Period.
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
tags: "trash" (says it all)
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
*poops in bag and hands it to speakit*
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
What? She queefed, she's on the rag, she forgot to plug it up.
LEAVE LILO ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Why is she soooooo STUPID!!!???!!!!
Arrogant, rude, obnoxious, self-entitled twat. Why didn't she keep the damn windows CLOSED? They're obviously tinted. Her bitch Diva behavior is ridiculous.
isn't littering illegal?
isn't she supposed to be at alcohol meetings weekly now?(Judge Marsha Revel: "This has to be a top priority whether she has a job somewhere else or doesn't or something else comes up. This has to be done once a week.")
wait, what was i thinking?!... it's "Fashion Week" in Milan!!... what was i thinking? EVERYBODY get's this kind of free reign on probation, right?
...the system is fucked
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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 9:01pm.
Fucking moron! I hope she got herself nice and wet! Paps is all you got sweetie when they are gone you will fade into oblivion and I for one cant fucking wait!
Exactly...piss off the only people that actually give a shit about her anymore because they can still sell her photos.
Don't buy anything with Hohans pic on it...in fact I shouldn't even be comme....
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 8:53pm.
I can hear thousands of hungry maggots on a lonely stretch of highway calling her name....I KEED, I KEED...They are calling her name from a seedy motel on Sunset Blvd.
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LMFAO Funny and true!
Fucking moron! I hope she got herself nice and wet! Paps is all you got sweetie when they are gone you will fade into oblivion and I for one cant fucking wait!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 7:10pm.
Red Bull tastes like ASS.
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Hence Lilo's fondness for it. I don't think that's Red Bull, though. She must of forgotten momentarily that was her special medicine.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
any ounce of pity or sympathy i used to have for her has been drained by her self entitled behaviour.
too many bad things happnin in the world right now to think this drug addled walking STD has any use to anyone.
I can hear thousands of hungry maggots on a lonely stretch of highway calling her name....I KEED, I KEED...They are calling her name from a seedy motel on Sunset Blvd.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Lilo could do SOOOO much good on this earth...She could feed sooo many worms...Why doesn't she????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I hope Bette goes after her littering ass. I'm with Speakit -- littering is NOT tolerable.
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"You don't fucking say.”
Littering is disgusting selfish laziness and I hope someone throws a flaming bag of shit at her. I will.
The photogs must have mentioned Sam.
Why do the European elite still pay her to be around? For why? In the U.S. she is relegated to casinos and clubs where she belongs.
She really needs to get sober a la Drew Barrymore (albeit older) and turn her PR ship around. She is headed for disaster.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Die Cunt, DIE!
Pig.
Aye, I'm with MK here. I highly doubt that red liquid is actually Red Bull. RB is the color of Mountain Dew.
Give her an umbrella and a set of hair clippers and I think we've found our new Britney.
What a waste of a Red Bull! Those energy drinks are expensive $4 for a can, and she wasted it by throwing it a the paparazzi. Next time she should save her money and throw shit out the window, at least she would be doing the environment some good, lol.
There are homeless meth addicts who live in parks in my area who have more grace, class, dignity, talent and relevance than this slutty cipher. Why are people still interested in someone who has doing nothing remotely interesting (other than "the black kid did it" incident) in the last seven years?
Her last two "films" were on ABC Family and the Lifetime Movie Network. Bitch needs to count her blessings and be glad anyone wants her picture.
Who's kidding who? If they weren't there she'd create some drama to make them all come running.
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Shiitake happens...
LiLo is just playing the media. No one in the movie industry wants any part of her cause she's simply bad news and cannot be insured. She's failed at movies, TV, and now fashion. She cannot tell the truth. Instead she lies and demands that you believe her. She's simply a cunt, plain and simple.
Maybe, if we're all lucky, she'll die this year. She needs to go now. Everyone is so tired of her antics. She needs to chug-lug some liquid Drano and end it all.
Rumor has it the stalkarrazi in Europe is worse and much more aggressive then it is here in the states.
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don't think so as we have got laws which restrict paparazzi and annoying persons in general. they apply for the whole EU.