Monday, March 1st 2010

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

While this celebrity was not one of the performers at the Vancouver Winter Olympics, he still managed to make a big impression on some of the athletes there. He was a spectator at one of the outdoor events and was apparently having trouble coping with the cold weather. He later told the athletes that he was so cold during the event that, if he got lucky that night, certain bodily fluids were likely to have the consistency of frozen yogurt. (Blind Gossip)

Vince Vaughn (question mark), and he wasn't joking. He really cums soft-serve

This A list female tweener from a cable channel recently wandered into a party drunk out of her mind. When she first arrived she ignored everyone else and just sat on the lap of the guy who brought her to the party. She then takes out an eight ball of coke and snorts line after line, not even paying attention to the rest of the people at the party. Some people leave, so there's only about 5 or 6 people left, and she keeps saying how hot she is so she just takes off her shirt, breasts totally exposed. At this point everyone else is kind of like "what in the...."

Anyway a little later on, everyone's still drinking, she gets up on this bunk bed that's in the living room with the guy she came with, on the top bed. She just hikes up her skirt and pulls him on top of her. He asks if she wants a condom and she says "nah, fuck it". They then had sex in front of a room of people.

After having sex, the guy she came with passed out. Our tweener got down off the bunk without even saying anything, did some more lines and left. (CDAN)

I don't think this was an A-list tweener. Bitches don't party like that. You know this was YOU wearing your Hannah Montana costume again.

Do you have $35,000? Well, if you do and have an hour to kill, you can have sex with this former B list television actress who has a B list movie actor for a boyfriend. Well I guess he is B list. He had a chance to make A list but his above the line movies have bombed. Our actress is not even bothering to audition for acting jobs at this point. No one can understand how she maintains her lifestyle without acting. Now you know. Oh, the boyfriend doesn't care because he is just not that into women. (CDAN)

Let's see...B-list TV star who could command $35k for one hour. Does anybody know who Marsha Warfield is dating, because she's the only piece in the game worth that much and more.

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She's not exactly Tween although technically her age is....I say Taylor Momsen for #2.

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Re: #2 - Isn't Demi L the girl who starred in the remake of When a Stranger Calls? She's older than a tween, huh? Someone on here said they have a hard time believing that happened in a room full of people and no one took a pic and posted on the Inernet. I agree. That story doesn't sound true.
#1 is funny!

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#3 LeeLee Sobieski? I remember there's rumors like that going round a while ago

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Submitted by Pillotopp on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 11:38am.

I hope its not Miranda Cosgrove from I carly or the other chick thats on theer with her that plays sam? My 6 year old son LOVVEVS that show..thinks spencer ios the funniest thing since who knows what. I like those girls. They are always dressed nicely dont act slutty and they are so cute! I hope its not them!
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My 6yr old son LOVES that show too! He has the hots for Carly! Is it wrong that I think Spencer is sexy and I want to do naughty things to him?
I like that show its pretty wholesome considering most of the shit shows out there!

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 8:37pm.

# 3 I'll say is Rachel Bilson/Hayden Christiansen (sp?)
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Oooooh, i like that guess a lot. She's always toted for her fashion sense and designer clothes do cost money. She's not famous enough for it to be showered on her for free. Makes a lot of sense.

marsha warfield? who's that??

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Who the hell has a bunk bed in their living room? WTF? Is it the set of "Big"?

I hope its not Miranda Cosgrove from I carly or the other chick thats on theer with her that plays sam? My 6 year old son LOVVEVS that show..thinks spencer ios the funniest thing since who knows what. I like those girls. They are always dressed nicely dont act slutty and they are so cute! I hope its not them!

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Tween, in marketing terms, is the age between pre-teen and teen, usually 8-12 - the Hannah Montana demographic (which doesn't include pervy old men).

If an actress is referred to as a tweener it just means she does TV/movies geared to that demographic.

If that icky story is true, I can't see it being anyone other than Miley Cyrus. That girl has had that I don't give a shit attitude and personality of a middle-aged mother of three hooker on crack (crack whore just sounded so harsh) ever since a microphone was put in front of her face.

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Since Chicago gets much, much colder than Vancouver, I don't think it is Vince.

Suzy Farkis's picture

Forget the word "tween" for a sec, "A List from a cable channel"? Isnt that a contradiction in terms?

Not these days! The cable channels are where all the good shows come from, silly! Mad Man is AMC! HBO???

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Hmmm...while nothing shocks me when it to celebs altering themselves, this Demi and Selena cutting their lips thing so sounds along the lines of the Richard Gere gerbil story - you're stupid to believe it. Does this procedure even exist outside of a Glasgow pub fight with broken beer bottles?

And have you seen Selena Gomez' audition tape from when she was 11? She's always had an ample mouth (that sounded rude, it's the topic!)

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Forget the word "tween" for a sec, "A List from a cable channel"? Isnt that a contradiction in terms?

Okay, then 2 is obviously Miley Skankrus. Cable channel, A-list, popular amongst tweens, huge slut who likes older men. Must be her.

1 is a cold weenie. I mean it was colder down South than in Canada sometimes. This isn't much of a blind because it's not at all scandalous. Okay, someone was cold. Whee!

I call Vanessa Hudgens on 3. She's done like one movie since the High School Musical series, and it bombed. Most of the movies were on TV. She's got a gay boyfriend. And she's slipped off the B-list radar recently.

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If #2 is true, it's ESCANDALO! And I say Miley Cyrus. Maybe all that boozing is why she can grate cheese with that voice of hers.

pigger_than_life's picture

#2 Vanessa Hudgens?

#3 Hm, I'm assuming "the boyfriend doesn't care because he is just not that into women" was a clue, someone from the cast of "He's Just Not That Into You", not Bradley Cooper or Justin Long (both dating/engaged to A-listers)... who is Kevin Connolly dating? I lost track... Hayden Panettiere?
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sofster101's picture

First the hot dog and now the ice cream cone? Vince Vaughn really likes his phallic food items.

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Submitted by Italics on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:57pm.
Usually blind items are more amusing. Oh well. I seldom read them because they are so vague and open to interpretation. In my opinion, they are as meaningless as horoscopes.
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Submitted by Italics on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:57pm.
Usually blind items are more amusing. Oh well. I seldom read them because they are so vague and open to interpretation. In my opinion, they are as meaningless as horoscopes.

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My horoscope said a poster, who likes music, at a blog would say horoscopes are meaningless, so don't you feel silly now? :P

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:34pm.
Demi and Selena had their lips cut to make their smiles wider. Anyone?

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are you offering? no thanks, I'll pass but if you want to sew up the other lips to make it tighter, I might be okay with that.

If three is Rachel and Hayden, I can see that. You can't deny she's amazing, folks

Usually blind items are more amusing. Oh well. I seldom read them because they are so vague and open to interpretation. In my opinion, they are as meaningless as horoscopes.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:34pm.

I heard a really weird rumour that both Demi and Selena had their lips cut to make their smiles wider. Anyone?
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...the hell?!? *might vomit right about now*

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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 11:39pm.

Maybe they meant tweener in the sense of being a star for the tweens?
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Maybe they meant tweener in the sense of being a star for the tweens?

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I heard a really weird rumour that both Demi and Selena had their lips cut to make their smiles wider. Anyone?

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TequilaTax's picture

Let me see if I got this right.

Some tween star fucks a guy in front of a bunch of folks and NO ONE takes a picture and puts it on the internet?

I call bullshit.

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Soultonic, she is also a tween according the definitive site of all information - urban dictionarY. Born in 1992.

"TWEEN:
a girl ages about 9-14...too old for toys, but too young for boys. "

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Ain't no one worth 35 grand to fuck for only an hour.

Except Evil Cupcake because he/she is a tasty dessert.

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@fishsticksfan

Demi Lovato - I also agree...she's been caught with cuts on her wrists a few times. She's probably a really messed up girl.

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Dancing with the Stars Line-Up has been announced:

Pamela Anderson
Chad Ochocinco(Cincinnati Bengal)
Evan Lysacek (Ice Skating Gold Medalist)
Aiden Turner (All My Children)
Erin Andrews (ESPN Reporter - hotel room incident)
Niecy Nash
Nicole Scherzinger (Pussycat Doll)
Buzz Aldrin (Astronaut walked on the moon)
Kate Gosslin

and finally
Shannen Doherty

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 9:11pm.

Demi Levato for me. Something about that girl makes me think she's all fucked up.

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I agree with this.

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I thought tweens were inbetween childhood and teenhood?

Dakota Fanning is Alist but not a tween according to my definition.

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Number 2: Hayden Panettiere...her show is on cable (NBC) and she's a tweener...not a tween and not an adult...in betweener...

And yes, it could have happened. That's why it's called HollyWEIRD...

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Miley seems nasty enough and bitchy enough for no. 2, no. 3 just a major joke if that ho is charging that much she is prolly very hungry and homeless right now..

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Unless their are cell phone pics like poor itchy rapper chick, I'm not believing blind item 2.

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why is #1 a blind item?

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@ Dr.Funk Speaking of "bubbles" I think I saw your diamond skull in a doc called The Great Contemporary Art Bubble. It's by whatshisname who can't sell his stuff so much anymore. You might be right about this being an inflationary blind - perhaps self-promoting PR of a sad variety.

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Oh come on. "A" list? That behavior? Did everyone at the "party" swear an oath of silence when tabloids would set them up for life in this economy?

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Okay, #2 is Miley Cyrus.

And I agree with whomever said #3 is Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen.

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COLD? Which Olympics? The one in this place with the warmest winter in 114 years of recorded history. Quite nice but nicer now it is over.

loving where Vince's head was at in Wedding Crashers; not loving where Vince's other head is at (aka soft serve) in this post.

*dry heaves*

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OH MY GAWD!! Kate Gosselin AND Shannen ''Brenda Fucking Walsh'' are in Dancing with the Stars. Oh Hell yes I'm watching!!!

OT: Umm dunno who these items are.

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Submitted by speakit on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 9:46pm.
ESE, what song is your siggie from, and what does it mean?
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i'll put it in OP, speaky!

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ESE, what song is your siggie from, and what does it mean?

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i never know any of these BI things, but... the Marsha Warfield reference is awesome!

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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
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In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
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I have to admit, considering I worked alllll year, very hard to make 18000 last year, 35000 would be tempting, but my, hell NO secksin', is worth that. wth? does she have multiple vaginas with hoover suction and auto re-virginity? dual tongues?

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I don't know who that crazy tweener bitch having sex on a bunk bed is but I love her.

To my knowledge, B-List orgasms are worth 10K, the maximum. The nerve.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 9:25pm.

I think a "tweener" could be referring to anyone who's appealing to the tween audience these days...mostly teens and young adults....
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I still HATE to believe that number 2 is real but Demi Lavato's bio does say the projects she does appeals to tweens, and she did date horseface Cyrus so I guess it wouldn't be to much of a strech if it was her