Hot Slut Of The Day!
Vienna Sausage from The Bachelor
SPOILER ALERT: Those of you who spent 2 damn hours watching the cheese fondue dry last night know that Vienna Sausage won Jake's peenus and became his fiance. This is hilarious since I figured the Haylie Duff of Florida was going to be sent back to her stable on episode one. Especially since none of the other girls liked her ass. But I think that had something to do with her jacked up eyeballs. Methinks the other girls never trusted Vienna, because she never looked them in the eye. But how can she! It's impossible. One eye is looking at the sky and the other is looking at the ground. One eye is traveling south, and the other is going north. One eye wants to be one with God, and the other wants to party with Satan. It's not her fault!
But Vienna is having the last neigh, because look who got her Prince Charming! And why was I waiting for Jake to mount Vienna and then ride her into the sunset?
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Haylie Duff mixed with Haylie Glassman. Why do people watch this show?
The ugly whore version of Carolyn Bessette.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by OHPLEAZ on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 3:43pm.
She belongs in the stable with all the other horses! What a nasty face, I don't understand why guys always go for the buttafaces?!?!?
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A male friend once told me that when you're having sex with a girl, how much time do you really look at their face, it's all about the body.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
She belongs in the stable with all the other horses! What a nasty face, I don't understand why guys always go for the buttafaces?!?!?
She looks like Hailey Duffs long lost twin
Submitted by jim on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 1:40pm.
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Aahahaha!! Oh, how I've missed you.
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I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
"Even in elephant shit a flower can grow"~ Flatbush Hooker
@Jim: Thanks for the Info, but I already know that about myself!
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!
IF YOU WATCHED OR WASTED YOUR TIME WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON!
Good gawd! Not only are her eyes wonky, look at those boobs............that left one is really wonky. I have no idea how someone could sit in front of her and even attempt to have a conversation. Last night during the "after" show, she kept looking at the lights above. With the little body language reading courses I have taken, this has fraud written all over it!
*bringing out hay and water and a grooming brush to Vienna's stall*
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Submitted by Meeshie on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 9:50am.
He's too hot to be with this tranny. She looks like Gonzo.
Haha I was thinking more like Alf ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMyCPe0vExk
Did anyone else notice that at the beginning of the show, they aired a commercial for Letterman - showing a clip of the "new Bachelorette" - and they showed Tenley.... Fucked up the WHOLE finale for me b/c I knew Vienna Snausage won the douche bag. :(
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Jake is a fake douche bag.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
wrap it up...I'll snake it...I might even python it
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
He picked the wrong person, but, it's not like it's going to last.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Submitted by Meeshie on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 9:50am.
He's too hot to be with this tranny. She looks like Gonzo.
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Baahwahhhh...SSSSNAP!
I will never understand in a million years why this trick won.
Did you see her father?
What.a.trip.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
i knew i should have signed up for that show, i love jake...why do all girls that look like Haylie duff get HOT MEN?! this bitch, Danielle Jonas (lol), Haylie herself! wtf? i need schnoz nose to get a man
Horrible features and bad bone structure. Other than the body I cannot see why he'd deal with this creature. Homely.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:30am.
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CARPET BURN!! xox
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I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
"Even in elephant shit a flower can grow"~ Flatbush Hooker
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:21am.
This girl should definitely keep herself brunette. She looks like Klinger in a wig.
lol!
look at her elbow in the scarf pic
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
this kind of big schnozzed girl seems to be in right now, there are at least two of them on Basement of Love
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Life lesson: the whores always win!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
So this is the average guy's dream girl ?? seriously ? You get to pick from a line up of cute girls, and pick this one ??
wow. As my hubby must say, she must have the golden snatch. it's the only explanation.
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You're my wife now Dave !
Why does her nose look bigger in the main photo?
There is a substantial rumor that the dude is gay and is just looking to boost his visibility.
This girl should definitely keep herself brunette. She looks like Klinger in a wig.
I like her way better than Ali, dat B!tch (Ali)is a very bad actress, but at least she has her shot at fame now.
You know how they typically look good when they come back on the reunion shows, etc? Vienna Sausage looked even worse than she did on the show! Didn't realize that was possible.
I wouldn't deign to watch this shit, so I can't comment on her personality (though considering she's on a reality show, it can't be too hot), but looks-wise, I can't believe she won.
I think Mr. Pavelka is a homo, too.
He's too hot to be with this tranny. She looks like Gonzo.
Submitted by Capitanne on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 9:38am.
Well if she has had a nose job, her surgeon must have been a modern day Picasso, because that is one surreal looking nose to have been done surgically. (oops, Dali, not Picasso) *shameface*
ITA about him being gay. Dude screams closet case, and I am all for men shedding a tear now and again, but not EVERY FLIPPING DAY! FFS, cry baby!
she seriously needs the nose done. I still liked this whore better than the other whore that came in second. The second whore was better looking though.
Wow TV love really is blind......deaf........ dumb.......gay......vapid.......pathetic
Vienna who says "I've always been true to myself" (i.e. "I am a selfish bitch") already has had a nose job, a boob job and straightened and bleached (badly) her frizzy brown mop. Jake (who has appeared on Walker: Texas Ranger) clearly is gay and picked Vienna because she is the closest thing to a tranny. She is foul and stupid and since these shows are completely contrived anyway, can't the director yell "cut" and inform the stupid strippers/marketing representatives that there is no such word as "I's." Each season half these high school drop-out pole dancers say "Jake and I's date was the most romantic night of my life." What is wrong with me that I watch every friggin' episode?
She's not attractive in the least. And she still won?
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She looks like Ferris Bueller's sister in the yearbook photo.
Surprise, she looks like a day-shift hooker in that fourth thumbnail...
I tried the blond thing,but I ended up with fried hair and looking like an Eastern European whore.
I'll stick to my natural brunette thanks.
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Jeniloonies, please start your assault now, since I have dared to insult your cat-lady goddess.
(Dementa 1/27/09)
why were they whispering during the proposal scene? and AND did he ever say will you accept this rose @ the end?
She is a troll and he's gay. Sorry, just my observations!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
I just don't get these dumb bitches who turn themselves into generic versions of each other by getting fake tits and dying their hair into unnatural blonde shades. She looked better with dark hair, but she turned herself into an interchangeable fake boobed fake blonde. Why do they all want to look like the same trashy skanky chick? She was better before. I think I would rather be a ginge than a generic fake blonde.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Maybe when Jake gets tired of her, he'll stab her in the eyes like ''Equuis".
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Jeniloonies, please start your assault now, since I have dared to insult your cat-lady goddess.
(Dementa 1/27/09)
I can proudly state: I HAVE NEVER WATCHED THE BACHELOR(ETTE)!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Mebbe the logic was if you're looking at the boobs you won't notice the shnozz? Either way=fail.lol.
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 9:29am.
Hi Cupcake!
Ugh, I was disgusted by the whole thing.
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Hi H.Kitty!
Yeah, I fell asleep. X17 outed his choice back in January, so no surprise there!
That picture of her in blue doesn't even look like her.
Hi Cupcake!
Ugh, I was disgusted by the whole thing.
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Jeniloonies, please start your assault now, since I have dared to insult your cat-lady goddess.
(Dementa 1/27/09)
Oof, just got a glance at that yearbook photograph. Those things always come back to haunt your ass, don't they? This is the exact reason my photos on Facebook are private, just in case one of my old classmates drags out the mall hair photos!
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I thought that was Haylie Duff at first.....anyway, I don't see where this girl is really all that attractive.