It's Like 2008 Again!
Everybody's back together again. The Sun has a picture of Amy Wino touching lips with her ex-husband Blaaaaaaake outside of a bar in Camden last night. It's a picture that will make every dealer in Camden pirouette through the streets, because they are back in business. The picture will also make your mouth break out in cold sores, so you might want to make out with a tube of Abreva before you click over.
A source said Wino and Blaaaake spent about 90 minutes together at the bar before he had to run back home so he wouldn't miss his court-appointed curfew. The source went on to fart, "They're in love and took advantage of every second together."
So there you blow. The crackhive is on Wino's skull. The ballet slippers are on her hooves. Wino has returned to Camden, and she's back to chewing on Blaaaake's ass scabs.
If you can't wait to see what happens next, just go to the Amy Winehouse archives on this here site and read from oldest to newest. Yes, it's pretty much going to play out the same way. Chug, spit, vom and repeat.
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I think as far as Ms. Winehouse is concerned this is a case of better the devil you know than the devil you don't. His only motivation is greed.
As long as they don't adopt any kittens, I'm not much into caring what these two do to one another going forward.
Well, on the bright side, the last time they were an item, all the marital tsouris got her 5 Grammys. Wonder if she's cunning enough to get back with Captain Crack for "inspiration" and future success?
Those crazy kids!
The matching fags are their version of promise rings.
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Submitted by justincase on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 12:22pm.
Is it wrong of me to consider her a one-hit-wonder?
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unless you're thinking - "it's a wonder if she only does one hit."
of that blow.
(rimshot)
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
Dreamboat and CoKate! If these two crazy kids can rekindle, you can do it too!
Now if only Kate Moss and Pete Doherty could get back together, all would be right with the world!
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Only in my dreams will that perfect power couple ever happen again!
Yuck not these two used up ashtrays again!
I think she's been "working" on her next album for a couple of years now.
Now if only Kate Moss and Pete Doherty could get back together, all would be right with the world!
Amy Wıno ıs not a one hıt wonder ın any sense of the word.
That bıtch ıs always good for another hıt of any kınd!
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Submitted by justincase on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 12:22pm.
Is it wrong of me to consider her a one-hit-wonder?
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Noooo, no, no. Good point!
Submitted by justincase on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 12:22pm.
Is it wrong of me to consider her a one-hit-wonder?
YES! Back to Black + Frank, supoib albums. Shes had plenty of hits (UK) also watch and wait for this crackies tunes! I like her music myself and as long as she doesnt do anything stupid (hahahahaha) she'll throw lots more hits out!
I am more shocked that she is holding a newspaper...Is she actually going to read it or just spread it out on the floor to pee on?!
Is it wrong of me to consider her a one-hit-wonder?
"It's a picture that will make every dealer in Camden pirouette through the streets, because they are back in business. "
HA HA HA HA! I'm gonna die laughing!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 9:46am.
This pic smells like cat piss, Valtrex and an ashtray.
Don't forget the subtle notes of dirty underwear, ear wax, and a tiny hint of yeast infection. Eau De Amy.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
If you can't wait to see what happens next, just go to the Amy Winehouse archives on this here site and read from oldest to newest. Yes, it's pretty much going to play out the same way. Chug, spit, vom and repeat.
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Ugh. Trudat.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
This guy must be the lay of the century and/or have an endless supply of crack coming out of his ass for her to keep going back to him.
her persona got steamrollered by gaga
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Honestly, what are we gonna do about true love?
Overdose, rashes that look like 3rd degree burns, transexuals, rehab, more ODs, divorce, Daddy Wino, "medication reactions", prison, silicone, dirty slippers and 1 million kittens cannot keep these crackies down!
Let's take 'em to the vet and have them put to sleep.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
It is 2008 again beause that picture is ancient. She doesn't wear the hive anymore - and people - it was freezing in London this week. Not to mention that the Daily Mail she's holding has a headline that wasn't on this week's issues.
Sad.
It's hard to imagine how desperate she must be to get back with that greasy pile of cat puke. He makes Pete Doherty look classy.
The only other thing I want to read about her is her obituary.
This can't be good.
"They're in love and took advantage of every second together."
Erm not quite, Blake is in love with Amy's neverending booze and crack supply, he is taking advantage of every second of that! Amy is just....unhinged.
oh fuck..just do a Sid and Nancy already.
Well, the crazy isn't gonna bring itself back!
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I could use more dopamine and serotonin resulting from the laughter and caring from the Dlisted crew! ~ Tiffany/grapedrinkbaby
Sometimes in my supermarket some unkempt person would walk by me and I'd be hit by a stale stench of unwashed, foul, rotting body. That's what this picture reminded me, for some reason.
Well, now that Amy has fake boobies, they won't have to be distracted during sex by the sound of their rib cages clanking against each other.
Now, if one of them could do something to stop the knee clanks, it would be all good.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
This is good... bring on the crazy. what a saucey mixture of STD's and crack scabs.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
I kinda want to fuck Blake too after we hit the crack pipe. :)
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 9:46am.
I really want to fuck Blake but he's such a cunt punk who's dick probably spits battery acid, I just can't.
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You have higher standards than I would have guessed. :p
Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 9:58am.
I told you they'd be back together. The most fucked-up of relationships often have the greatest longevity.
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Sid and Nancy notwithstanding. :)
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I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
"Even in elephant shit a flower can grow"~ Flatbush Hooker
I told you they'd be back together. The most fucked-up of relationships often have the greatest longevity.
Ya know all is right with the world if these two are back to exchanging bodily fluids. Ames'll be back in St.Lucia in no time.
Cool - two smelly skeletons in love, and I just noticed I've run out of Listerine.
Awe . . . they're both holding on to their cigarettes while nuzzling; so sweet :)
I love this couple :P
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May love love you today <3
I really want to fuck Blake but he's such a cunt punk who's dick probably spits battery acid, I just can't.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
This is proof that nothing can stand in the way of real, true love!
*shoots self*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
When I see these two, I want to bathe in Pine Sol and bleach. Just looking at them makes me feel gross.
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Jeniloonies, please start your assault now, since I have dared to insult your cat-lady goddess.
(Dementa 1/27/09)
Still with the carbuncles on her knuckles. Vomit much? And I love how the newspaper headline says, "suspects on loose."
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I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
"Even in elephant shit a flower can grow"~ Flatbush Hooker
I am going with mouse piss, fecal matter, dirty hair and an ashtray.
O gawd, may their fertility pipes be clogged for the good of all humankind.
I love watching ashtrays kiss, it's so romantic.
Is she even bothering with music anymore?
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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit
This pic smells like cat piss, Valtrex and an ashtray. ***********************************************************************************************
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