Is This Supposed To Be Shocking?
At this point, the only news about Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller that would make me smear my pearl necklace is if I read that they get up at 6 every morning to pick organic vegetables from their garden to make fresh baby food for their twin sons. Other than that, everything else is filed under: DUH. Including this story from Radar about some around-the-way-ho who claims she had a drug-fueled threesome with the Sheens.
While Charlie and Brooke are currently trying to dry out, one of their former fuck buddies is shopping her story around to the highest bidder. A source said, “Brooke is bisexual. She and Charlie have had more than one woman share their bed in the short time they’ve been married. Some of the women they slept with together also did drugs with them."
Radar says they don't know who the woman is, but it wouldn't be hard to figure out. They just have to follow Gloria Allred and she'll lead them to the skank in question. Seriously, I think Gloria trained her nose to sniff out celebrity semen housed in a mistresses' vagina. It's a gift, really.
And again, this story goes without saying. It's not like Charlie and Brooke did lines of the bad shit and then read Bible verses together. Although, I'd rather see that than a threesome sex tape (it's coming, so brace your retinas).
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hey d listers... i called the hanes customer service number to complain about them dropping tiger woods... and let them have it about domestic abuser, drug fiend, woman beater "lovable rogue" charlie sheen, who is a hanes spokesman. well, guess what d listers, i am happy to say that mr charlie sheen is no longer employed by hanes, or at least that what the lady told me. i used to like charlie sheen alot and always thought that denise richards was the bitch in that marriage .. well, now it looks like she has finally been vindicated. i worry about those new twins because we know charlies sperm most likely had drug exposure and brooke is a crack addict. unfortunately when addicts get pregnant althought they want to stop, they are so physically addicted they simply cannot stop so those babies may have some future problems... i am sure being married to charlies sheen made her drug problems even worse, 2 junkies raising kids together is recipe for disaster. denise was right to divorce his ass while she was pregnant.
Submitted by Italics on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 1:48am.
Oh, puh-lease! It’s Charlie Sheen. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn about him having an orgy with a dozen Hollywood skanks, a troupe of circus midgets and a 3-legged Tijuana donkey
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LMAO...I'm right there with you girl...you're hilarious!
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Oh, puh-lease! It’s Charlie Sheen. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn about him having an orgy with a dozen Hollywood skanks, a troupe of circus midgets and a 3-legged Tijuana donkey.
This is a shock to me....
Ok, do the math with me, people...because this just cant be right...
Drug, booze and hooker addict, twice divored + crack addicted fame whore knocked up with twins+ knife at froat@ xmas times+ seperate rehabs = Wedded bliss...No???? Where did I go wrong??? Did I forget to carry the 1??? I don't think so...*punching data into computer*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don't understand how Charlie Sheen gets so much action. He's truly grotesque on the eyes.
Oh, well. I'm just going to assume that Charlie Sheen only lasts through the foreplay and blows his load about 25 seconds into the actual intercourse.
Like most bullshitters do.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Don't they kind of look the same?
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
Just because you do coke don't mean you are into threesomes or that you are a sexually depraved person. just sayin'
The Puritians must be having a coniption over this
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Shiitake happens...
Charlie Sheen likes hookers, threesomes and cocaine? Shocking.
Isn't it a known fact that Charlie only marries retired whores?
I've heard for years that Denise was an ex-callgirl whom Charlie took great pleasure in calling "whore" all the time.
Ummm...very original, Charlie.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Oh dear -it looks like Denise Richards has been well and truly vindicated...
Remember when she said good ol Charlie was addicted to internet porn etc?
No wonder she got the fuck outta there fast even while she was pregnant with the second spawn....
I used to like Charlie but man he needs to be made to take some responsibility finally in his life....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Does anyone recall the blind item where the actor was convincing his non-actor wife that "threesomes were normal and everyone was doing them" and we all knew it was Charlie.
Well, I guess that's a BI revealed.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Kids with parents like this dont stand a chance...they need to be removed and sent to stable family members. Not separated or sent to strange foster folks who are just in this scam for the checks. What a shame. I feel so bad for the kids.
Last Celebrity Rehab had them go to a kids place where kids said their stories about their drug addicted parents, it was very sad and hard to watch.
Just to pile on here... Why do these people always procreate? It's fine if your lifestyle is drugs and sex. But don't drag innocent children into it.
disgusting......
bored idiots looking for a thrill...let's have a threesome, let's have twins, lets do coke, lets do meth...waaaaggghhhhh..I'm still bored...what next???
lets kill a homeless drifter or two...let's prank call Heidi Fleiss...
is it just me or does Brooke look like Witchy Poo in the above pic???
ugh!
I've always thought these two look like brother and sister. Same brown eyes, similar noses, pointy chins and square jaws, thin lips and if she didn't dye her hair, she'd be a brunette too.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 1:27pm.
ITA, they look like siblings to me.
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Submitted by guilty of being... on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 12:21pm.
In my personal experience, Department of Children and Family Services should be knocking on the Sheen's front door by now and taking those kids. Somebody has to pay the lawyers, cops, and the rent at Edelmen's Children's Court. Why do celebrities get all the breaks? I see rehab, parenting classes and drug testing in their future...oh yeah MONEY TALKS!!!
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For real! If these were poor people their children would be in some fucked up foster home. And if the parents were people of color they would be jailed right now!
DCFS fucks with people of color/poor people for A LOT less than this.
They better have to do parenting, anger management and participate in a "voluntary" maintenance program and if they miss ONE test because they have to work DCFS better count that as dirty. ASSHOLES! (*sorry I hate DCFS scum*)
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 12:13pm.
Yep, I've been saying that since the first episode. He's playing himself. Hell, the character's name is even Charlie!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
If those kids aren't removed from these coke-fiends' care we'll be looking at the 3rd generation of drug-fueled, Sheen Family trainwrecks in about 15 years.
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I am not a pussy.
Anyone else notice these two child abusers have exactly the same "Whats in it for me?" eyes..
They Could be twin assholes.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
wow...truly shocking...excuse me while I try to stifle my yawn....the only thing that is dismaying is the poor infants that are stuck with these shitheads. I never understood why kids shoot there parents...but with these two I can't wait for the "shocking news that the twin boys killed there drug addict/slut/piece of shit parents" I said Charlie needs to get a vasectomy stat, but this slut needs her tubes tied like yesterday. Everybody bagged on Denise who is a mess in her own right, but the whole time their divorce was going on I felt that there must be something really wrong with Charlie if she would file for divorce in the middle of her second pregnancy...nobody files for divorce when there pregnant unless the father is truly a piece of shit. Well, Charlie has proved that yes, he is truly a piece of shit, and this second or third wife of his is no better. I thought by not being an actress he was stepping in the right direction, but I was terribly wrong on this one. All I can say is poor kids...terrible sperm pool to come from.
To think, this upstanding human being is the father to FIVE children (that we know of). Denise Richards looks like Mother Teresa compared to him.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 1:10pm.
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Yes, you would make a fortune! Seriously, they all should be shot and pissed on. :(
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I am seriously opening a Mommies, Daddies and What-About-Me Rehab Clinic in L.A. I guess our addiction specialists will be, drug, sex, and how to market that sex tape. Hang in there kids... give the nanny a hug for me!
Serıously thıs man ıs beyond pathetıc.
And who would want to see a sex tape wıth hıs washed up, used/abused/thrangled ass?
The last tıme he was hot, so was Ally Sheedy!
My apologıes to brıng Ally ınto the mıx!
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He's over. His show sucks so fucking bad now that they're showing him be lame over that ugly chick "chelsea." I know it's not real-life, but I'm not a fan.
Krack is whack. Krack kills dreams.
What fuckin' losers.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
These folks seem to be exposing some soft, rotten underbelly in Hollywood, California.
Damn Snowy I missed a good one again. I hope it was at least Lemon Flavored Pine Sol. IT's FLAVOR.. not scent. I know.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
I can't decide if I wanna try crack, shooting HE~RON or drinking household cleaners like the guy I saw on Intervention last night.....
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zomay - me, too.
PFFFFFFFFT!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
In my personal experience, Department of Children and Family Services should be knocking on the Sheen's front door by now and taking those kids. Somebody has to pay the lawyers, cops, and the rent at Edelmen's Children's Court. Why do celebrities get all the breaks? I see rehab, parenting classes and drug testing in their future...oh yeah MONEY TALKS!!!
"Fuck me running..."
jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 12:17pm.
ahahahahaha zomay, no shit.
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I only know this through research...
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I still can't understand how Sheen can work. As if the drugs and the hookers aren't enough, he beats women too? Add the crazy 9/11 conspiracies to that. Is it because we've already set our standards so low with him that you do not expect anything better from him?
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 12:09pm
That is why they hired nannies. Gives them more time to snort drugs.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
ahahahahaha zomay, no shit.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Unfortunately, with the dire state of affairs today, this couple's neglected pets would be rescued from their home before the children would.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
What krack bride has not had a threesome with her boss/hubby?
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 12:02pm
why not stick with old faithful...weed?
Can't smoke anything. I'm thinking of injecting crack into my eyeball or scrote....dunno. Gonna rent out 'Drugstore Cowboy' for tips before i try it!
Upstanding sitcom guy? ha!
He is playing his depraved player self in that sitcom. Is the perfect role for him...no wonder the gig has lasted so long. They may play down the drug and alcohol use for network TV but the undertones are there.
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Submitted by Dirty old man on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 11:50am.
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 11:57am.
TRUTH!
These two were drug/fuck buddies from day one and only got married because it helped Charlie's image in public and increased her status among the skanks that make up L.A's whore class.
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You have most likely hit the nail on the head. Lawd knows Chuck's image needed cleaning.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 12:02pm.
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Um WHY would you set yourself up like that? Do you not have an addictive personality?
Where in hell is CPS? Those babies won't live to see 5 with these two selfish, immature assholes for parents!
Perfect solemates.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 12:02pm
why not stick with old faithful...weed?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I'm gonna try crack this weekend just to see for myself. I've already got it! Cant wait!
Well, Denise is certainly having the last laugh. And I would've thought that Carlos was the bisexual one.