Simon Monjack Is Not In The Will
Simon Monjack's name was included in Brittany Murphy's will, but only to point out that she isn't leaving him a pen to shit in! But don't cry into your donuts for Simon, he tells TMZ that he asked Brittany to write in her will: "I am married to Simon Monjack who I have intentionally left out of this will."
After Brittany and Simon got married, she drafted up a will and trust, leaving everything to her mother Sharon including her home in the Hollywood Hills. TMZ also reports that Sharon has put the house on the market for $7.2 million. Simon says that once the house is sold, he will move to New York WITH Sharon......
Did all of us suddenly board the Orient Express bound for Agatha Christie-ville?! When we turn the page, are we going to read that Sharon and Simon are now living on a house on Long Island together where he spends his days sunbathing in a Speedo by the pool while she paints still lifes in the greenhouse? "Something in the milk ain't clean" indeed.
In other news from the Sasquatch Gazette, Simon says that he's fasting right now so he can fit into his tuxedo and walk the red carpet at the Oscars on Sunday. Simon tells E!, "I have been honored by an invitation to the Academy Awards, which I am very grateful for. As far as the plan goes, I will fast for the next seven days in order to fit into my tux and polish up the patent leather shoes and then, in my wife's honor, walk the infamous red carpet."
My side-eye is staying to the side.
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This guy may have an accent but Nothing about him is hot. He makes Fat Elvis look good. keey-ack!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 3:07pm.
This man is nothing but one long play for pity.
NEVER again will I trust someone that actively solicits pity and sympathy. No one does that without an ulterior motive, and it's always a bad one.
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 3:22am.
In all seriousness, you should have the effectiveness of your bipolar medication re-evaluated and stop mixing it with alcohol and Ambien. Your mental illness does not give you the right to harass me or attempt to invade my privacy.
I recommend you schedule an appointment with your physician as soon as possible. I will not respond to your trite saccharine-laced harassment again.
I will, however, point out what you are doing whenever necessary.
As always, you have my indifference.
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If you have mental health problems, please do not take your issues out on others as this member persists in doing to me.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/36184
Italics,
I like your new siggie alot and I hope you are happy here at Dlisted.
I always treat people here the way they treat me, and I think that others should follow the same credo, as well.
We are all allowed to respond to whomever we like, if the person wishes to respond back, fine, if not, fine.
There is no person here who is "above" being responded to.
That includes you.
So...if you don't like your responses, ignore them.
Please calm down and keep Dlisted a drama-free, friendly environment.
We all want that.
I hope you do, too.
Centy xo
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 3:09am.
OK, I need to go to bed.
*snipped utter bullshit*
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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 11:48pm.
“....I can't believe I'm going to bed at 10:30pm.“
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It’s noteworthy you said you were going to bed at 10:30pm. You have said the same thing and returned to harass me several times since 2/22/10.
Just keeping the record straight.
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If you have mental health problems, please do not take your issues out on others as this member persists in doing to me.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/36184
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 3:02am.
Italics "said" You have my indifference.
At the risk of repeating myself:
I come here for fun not drama. I’m done dealing with your bad memory and mood swings. Find someone else who is interested in your incessant need for drama. I'm not.
If you make it necessary, I will include this in a signature so others can compare your trite statements with your previous ones.
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I enjoy reading your comments and responding to them, and everyone has the right to respond to comments here.
I hope in time you will come to enjoy my humor as I enjoy yours.
In the meantime, I would gently suggest that you simply ignore my responses until you might possibly reach the level in which you can revel in them.
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I understand.
You seem to believe it is your right to harass a member who has told you in the clearest possible language that she does not want to have anything to do with you.
It is also interesting how you edited my post.
You have made it necessary to include this in my signature.
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If you have mental health problems, please do not take your issues out on others as this member persists in doing to me.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/36184
OK, I need to go to bed.
Italics, always a pleasure.
You're a sweet girl, you have potential, a little too serious at times in my estimation, but that's not a bad thing!
If you ever have any questions about Dlisted or anything else in life, let me know.
I'd be more than happy to help you.
Love, Centy xo
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Italics,
That's my favorite thread!
Are you really going to use that as your siggie?
It would be like winning an Oscar...
Love, Centy xo
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
italics, You have my indifference.
At the risk of repeating myself:
I come here for fun not drama. I’m done dealing with your bad memory and mood swings. Find someone else who is interested in your incessant need for drama. I'm not.
If you make it necessary, I will include this in a signature so others can compare your trite statements with your previous ones.
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I enjoy reading your comments and responding to them, and everyone has the right to respond to comments here.
I hope in time you will come to enjoy my humor as I enjoy yours.
In the meantime, I would gently suggest that you simply ignore my responses until you might possibly reach the level in which you can revel in them.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:46am.
Submitted by Italics on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:44am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:36am.
I have absolutely nothing to say to you. How many more days do you plan to follow me around this blog responding to my posts knowing that I will not respond back?
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I sincerely admire your work.
If I'm not worthy, just ignore me.
Everybody else does.
Trust me, I don't take it personally!
Love, Centy xo
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You have my indifference.
At the risk of repeating myself:
I come here for fun not drama. I’m done dealing with your bad memory and mood swings. Find someone else who is interested in your incessant need for drama. I'm not.
If you make it necessary, I will include this in a signature so others can compare your trite statements with your previous ones.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/36184
*edited for typos*
Submitted by Italics on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:44am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:36am.
I absolutely nothing to say to you. How many more day do you plan to follow me around this blog responding to my posts knowing that I will not respond back?
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I sincerely admire your work.
If I'm not worthy, just ignore me.
Everybody else does.
Trust me, I don't take it personally!
Love, Centy xo
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:36am.
I absolutely nothing to say to you. How many more day do you plan to follow me around this blog responding to my posts knowing that I will not respond back?
Submitted by Italics on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:07am.
Did all of us suddenly board the Orient Express bound for Agatha Christie-ville?!
I love the veiled reference Monsieur Poirot!
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LOL!
Considering Agatha Christie has croaked.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Did all of us suddenly board the Orient Express bound for Agatha Christie-ville?!
I love the veiled reference Monsieur Poirot!
He's really milking his wife's death for all it's worth, isn't he?
At first, I felt bad for him, but now he just appears suspicious as hell.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
WHOA, Creepy Fatfuckville ahead, barf...
I have a feeling that if Brittany had never hooked up with that Monjack clown that she'd still be alive. As far as her mother and him moving to NY together.....WTF? He's like some overfed greasy Svengali.
Murder, she wrote!
Yeah, this is fucked up. Sharon, if you are in any way involved in any fuckery that would dishonor the memory of your daughter, I will personally fly out there and beat your ass!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Weird.
...and why is this fat fucker going to the Oscars? Probably a seat(s) filler. (many seats at once)
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Very strange family dynamics in play here.
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It is the plot to Polyester but the sad part is the wife died
I find it extremely ODD that she would leave her husband out of her will. That is really really weird. Why would she do that? Well. For argument's sake..let us say that he did convince her that he was self supporting and that he did not want her money no matter what. That would be "romantic" on his part. He is so obviously not her physical equal and perhaps he had to convince her that he was an honorable person. Let us ALSO (for argument's sake) consider that they both loved Brittany and miss her. Maybe they really don't have other friends and also they were there together when she died--think how harrowing that would be. I don't know--I am going to give them the benefit of the doubt. My Mom often called my boyfriends/husband "Honey" --she did not have romantic involvement with them. I know we are all jaded people--but do you think it is possible just that the Mom has no friends and Simon was the closest to her daughter at the end--and she wants to keep only that "connection"? Isn't that possible?
Disgusting people. This fat turd should walk the red carpet straight up his ass.
....if ANYONE is blubbering for this arse....lift your hand and make it into a tight fist and punch yoursself in the face repeatedly until you are a bloody mess.....SHAME ON THIS FUCKERY!!!
son-of a bitch!!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Is fasting to get into his tux the most appropriate way to honor his eating-disordered late wife?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I find it sweet if a son in law and mother in law can be that close, esp after a tragedy. More power to their closeness.
All those drugs spell one thing...Anorexia/Bulimia
Her heart stopped because she was too thin, probably had a huge binge and then purged..heart stopped.
Her "family" should be taken to task at least in the press.
Bunch of bullshit.
110 VICODIN in 12 effin days!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK
Put them fucking both in morality jail....Shady. Very.
I just heard the 911 call... how creepy is that mess! I swear though a lot of stars like to say that the paps make up such outrageous claims about their lives, though I truly believe that the world that many 'stars' live in is exactly like this... drama/drugs/death
This man is nothing but one long play for pity.
NEVER again will I trust someone that actively solicits pity and sympathy. No one does that without an ulterior motive, and it's always a bad one.
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What a parasitic pig.
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 2:55pm.
AND THE MOTHER IS A WHOREY BALL OF PUBES
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how DARE you?!?!... she could wax, you don't know!... other than that, yeah... i agree!!
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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."
EVERY STRANGER
HELL YEA THIS CRUSTACEAN PIECE OF SHIT IS FKING THE MOTHER CAUSE HE NEEDS A NEW MEAL TICKET AND THE MOTHER IS A WHOREY BALL OF PUBES
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Very strange....I thought this Dude was some Producer or something doesn't he have his own money???? Something is fishy here..
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 2:26pm.
So I am not the only one who think this. This is truly disgusting!
*flashes lil rasc*
urmomma, pepper monjack is the no good I-ther.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
I'm calling GOLD DIGGING MAN WHORE on this one. So, he marries her & gets nothing; when she dies, as soon as the house sells he's going to be moving to New York WITH HER MOTHER? WTF? That's a special side order of "That's fucked up!"...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
So did this lard-ass and her mother conspire to kill her and take off with her money? Interesting theory!
fishsticksfan, damn right. If I saw this in a movie I'd be rolling my eyes and thinking about how it's too soap opera to be believed.
This may have been said a million times already, I don't have to read comments right now....
But anyone who saw Simon and Brittany's mom on the Larry King Comedy Hour a month or so ago already knows that Simon and Mommy are um, screwing.
1) Brittany was addicted to prescription pills, and that is no one's fault but her own and her doctor's for prescribing them.
2) I think it is possible that Simon loved her, and that after living with her mother for so long also loved her mother like family.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Do they not make tuxedos that big??
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 2:22pm.
I am going to say something that might sound harsh, but F-IT.
I think Simon and her mother Sharon are in a relationship.
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i'm totally with ya!!... scroll down to my post at 1:44pm... something just ain't right!!
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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."
Did i just read that 110 Vicodin were missing from a prescription that she had gotten like 12 days before??? Bitch took 110 Vicodin in 12 days??
This is super skeezy. I think this fat fucker may have Anna Nicole'd her and fed her pills like bubble gum...
I am going to say something that might sound harsh, but F-IT.
I think Simon and her mother Sharon are in a relationship.
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 2:18pm.
grab a stapler while you're at it(red Swingline, if possible!)... then clean out your desk!!
OT: i said: MOOCH!.. i will not and cannot say any more!!
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"Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come."
the only thing she left him was her virulent strain of herpes
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