Tuesday, March 2nd 2010
Awwwwww
This is sweeter than a stack of deep fried pancakes doused in syrup. You just want to barf on a kitten.
Here's Shia LaBeouf sucking the mocos out of Carey Mulligan's nose in NYC today. Shia is so gentle with her. It's like watching Brooke Mueller carefully unwrap her last 8-ball. I mean, Shia even helped Carey cross a mountain of nasty ass snow. The black part of my heart (no comments from the peenus gallery) wishes a pigeon would've shit on their heads. It's just too perfect.
I bet they are so in love that Carey doesn't even mind when Shia calls her "mom" and makes her wear a gypsy skirt.
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Sorry this girl is all types of "bland" and not in the cute Michelle Williams way. But I won't remember who she is in the next five minutes kind of way.
Omg, bitch thinks she's Jean Seberg!
Give me a friggin BREAK!
They are trying so hard to pimp this bitch in the mags and awards shows. I can't stand her.
MK, I just want to say I love you. (weeping).
"barf out a kitten."
I bet he feels like a whole new person and this is probably his first real romance. Awww. She reminds me so much of Michelle Williams.
God help me, I really really think Shia is a hottie. Yes, that makes me a creepy pedo because I'm near 40 and watched him (with my kids, ACK!) on that stupid Disney show, but damnit, he is a cutey pie! I would even let him call me "Mom" and put on a gypsy skirt!
Ok, now THAT makes me a creepy pedo. Sheesh Michael K, why do you bring out the perv in me??? Well, maybe not bring it out, but just give me a place to vent it unashamed.
headline for this post should have be Ewwwwwwwww..
UNHAND MY BOYFRIEND!
She looks like Stockard Channing.
Bowchickawawa really thought that was Jakey at first.
say what you want, these pictures are sweeeeet, love them together! I don't know why all the hate towards Shia, he is a great actor, I always enjoy his movies. I don't know who she is but they look adorable together,
have a nice day,
He's wearing a finger condom. Shudder to think exactly what those two urchins were doing behind those garbage bags...
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Two over-rated acting people acting *cute*. I saw her in An Education (at a film festival and surrounded by small international films with plenty of cool and no hype) and I disliked her and that pompous movie.
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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK
Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 9:06am.
Mornin EC! *eats cherry off of EC's top, ties stem into a knot with tongue*
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Hi there The Gobbler!
Enjoy the cherry.
*gets new one from fridge, sets it on frosted head*
Mornin EC! *eats cherry off of EC's top, ties stem into a knot with tongue*
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 7:50am.
*rubs eyes*
*logs into Dlisted*
OMFG, who's that bitch fondling MahBoo!!!
The horror!!!!!!
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Good Morning Evil Shoe, it's just a phase. Just a phase! (him with her that is)
I will never understand what anyone sees in this guy. Not even remotely attractive. And she holds onto him the way a man holds onto a woman.
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I'm your huckleberry...
Oh man, I HATE it when people breathe on my eyeballs!!!
She looks like Madonna in Papa Don't Preach.
shits beef is a flaming turd got no business acting outta be selling john deere tractors in nebraska or something
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HJSolyhpg&feature=related
Awwwww is right. They look like they're smooching in a back alley where they throw the trash bags after a long night at the restaurant, but they still look completely freakin' adorable.
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I like boring things.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 7:50am.
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You can do better...
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ETA: How many head coverings does this mini-douche need? How 'bout some longjohns to bulk up them chicken legs?
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Looks like she raided Kelly Osbourne's dirty laundry.
The heap of exploding, seeping garbage bags in pics 9 & 10 is an apt backdrop for this... display.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
And speaking of low rent michelle williamses, from the trailers alone, mia wasikowski seems terribly unimpressive. She isn't even goodlooking. I wish they'd replace her with carey mulligan. I think im having a girl crush on her. She is so FREAKING adorable, I could stuff her into one of her dimples.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
That last pic is cute, but for the love of God, PULL UP YOUR DRAWERS!!
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I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
"Even in elephant shit a flower can grow"~ Flatbush Hooker
*rubs eyes*
*logs into Dlisted*
OMFG, who's that bitch fondling MahBoo!!!
The horror!!!!!!
i think she's cute. and i don't really like him.
WANT THAT PURSE !!! ... yummmmm
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You're my wife now Dave !
Submitted by jazz_dalek: "'sweetness and light' only applies to these two if Sweetness is the dude who takes your money and Light is the partner who hands you the goods."
That's some good writing!
Have no idea who this girl is, but she's adorable and I like her outfit. Kind of stylish and not slutty.
And Shia Lebeouf means 'shit the beef' in French - so for that alone, I m feeling sorry for the guy.
Aw, cm'on everyone, they might look like lame-ass boring fake hippie heteros but I dont think we should hate them for being in Luuurrrrrv.
At least they re not arrogant patronising cunts like Paltrow, or self-deluded actors turned singers like Jlo or... I dunno.
Say something mean:
I hated Disturbia. It was slow-moving, boring, and I frankly didn't like Shia LaBeouf's character at all.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Carey needs to upgrade from this ılk ASAP.
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Le GAG.
"This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy"
- Michele Weinburger
Amen, peopleperson! Carey is fantastic! I envy you your avatar; that picture was my desktop background for months.
They look adorable together. I think maybe part of the reason Shia is so attracted to her is because she looks like a female version of him. His mom looks like a female version of Shia as well....
This is total Ronald and Misty Cummings before they both head off to the slammer.
Misty's playing the cancer victim, but the Feds will get to the bottom of this.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
so is his left hand permanently messed up? he still has some kind of bandage on his middle finger.
Why does everyone dislike Shia LaBeouf?
He might be a dick, and D-Listers are usually spot on about most of the famous, but I think I missed something.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
This is news? MOAR WINO, LE$$ DOUCHE! ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ “Why is it good to die for one’s country? Isn’t it better to live in New York?” - Bar Refaeli
I can't believe I am going to say this, but I usually hate celebrity couples. These two actually look cute together, lol.
Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 9:24pm.
She always puts me in mind of a low rent Michelle Williams
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Have you seen "An Education"? She is incredible. Shia is a lucky boy.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
guys and girlfriends, believe me, this guy is a ''douche'' he's not worth your perfection, beauty and love.
I guess I ain't full fledged bitter yet (almost though) cause I think they look kinda cute. They are actors. They see cameras...they ham it up. It must be annoying as f*** to have someone taking your picture all the time, might as well have some fun.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
i thought this douchebag was only in love with his mother...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
please, shorter msg's so I can follow and concentrate on you all. I don't go through the entire history when I check in, get?
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:30pm.
Why the hell is this dude "Mutt Lange" in Raiders, and now the lead on Wall Street?
He's nothing special.
What does he have, who is he?
Who's behind him?
I mean, let's face it, we knew Sheen back in the '80's had the ammunition. (Literally)
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Centy, Mutt Lange is Shania Twain's exhusband, and a genius music producer. Even if he's kind of a douche for cheating on Shania, I still respect the guy.
But yeah, I've been wondering the same thing about Ladouche... how does he keep landing these high profile roles? Is he fucking David Geffen?
I just can't wrap my head around it, he hasn't even delivered a good performance still! And how is it possible that Wes Bentley has to beg for roles?
maybe it's because i just enjoyed a six pack and a new episode of LOST but i am. so. confused.
am i the only one who was reading certain other blogs a few weeks/months ago wherein a blind item involving a secret-druggie foreign starlet and her barely B-list, attempting-sobriety american BF was discussed, and pretty much everyone decided/realized it was these two?
'sweetness and light' only applies to these two if Sweetness is the dude who takes your money and Light is the partner who hands you the goods.
Why, why, do they have to it in public, making sure that the camera is getting it in every angle? Why with those public butterfly kisses and ass grabbing just to make sure the whole fucking world knows they are having sessy times? No wonder people then make assumptions about who their peens sleeps with! Pics like these are just a different version of Tommy Girl jumping on the couch. What a display of fake fuckery!