Wednesday, March 3rd 2010

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This mainly famous for television actor used to be B list. I guess he is C list now. His fault really. Not because of acting but because of something else he did. Anyway, he is supposed to be and claims to be on the straight and narrow but that doesn't appear to be the case. Last week he jumped at the chance to hit on an underage girl and in a second episode offered another girl coke to have sex with him. (CDAN)

When I read this, I immediately felt a pain in my chest. No, it wasn't from the 3 microwave taquitos I had for lunch. You only experience a pain like that when Andy Dick gropes you without asking first. So because of this, I'm going with Andy Dick even though it's probably not him. Andy doesn't do "straight and narrow." Well, he wouldn't do it without lubing it up first. Okay, he still would. He would just spit on his palm.

This actor, who is trying to revive a slowed-down career through a network show actually thinks he is finally back on his way to fame. He allegedly got the part to begin with by sleeping with the wife of a network executive so that she’d put a good word in, and he’s willing to do anything to be back in the limelight again. He decided that at a recent event with other celebrities, he would try and glad-hand and network as much as possible. A little kissing up never hurts right? Not in this case. The actor went up to a B-list actress and thought he’d compliment her on her dress. As he was making a polite remark, he brushed the fabric on her dress and somehow ended up pulling her top down. (We’re not sure how it happened exactly. No one can agree on what happened. One source said they thought he did it on purpose, but everything we’ve heard say it was an accident.) She was embarrassed, but started to laugh it off, when he grabbed her breast and tried to put it back in the dress himself. Luckily, only a small group of people saw the incident, but the actress- and her husband were furious. Not Chris O’donnell. (BuzzFoto)

Peter Krause?

A certain famous married director has been filming more than feature films. He has used his own camera to record some of his very personal moments with his favorite actress. She hit the roof when she found out but can’t do very much about it. She knows that if she tries to take any sort of legal action, it would quickly become public knowledge, and she absolutely will not tolerate any hits to either her personal reputation or her current relationship. He has agreed to destroy the footage in exchange for her commitment to a future project of his. Frankly, we would take any promises made as a result of blackmail with a grain of salt. (Blind Gossip)

Woody Allen & ScarJo? Imagine the skidmarks he makes with his nose when he motorboats.

The "salt" clue also makes me think it could St. Angie and Phillip Noyce? This is what Phillip looks like. A total upgrade!

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Is #3 Mia Farrow?

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No idea

That is totally Tim Allen.

Number 2=Christian Slater

Andy Dick could've had a good career after his cameo in "Old School". And then he started being all coke headed. Shame.

If number 1 is Andy Dick, I really really hope he'll overdose soon. I can't stand that guy, he was never funny, and frankly quite obnoxious.
Knowing my luck that shithole will live forever.

Can't be Peter Krause. His career is anything but slowing down, right?

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I seriously don't see Angelina giving in to blackmail. She would just tell that director to kiss her ass and move on to her next movie. Besides, the director would end up looking bad, not St. Angie!! I also don't think the director is Noyce. He is very well respected in Hollywood and he's not doing well physically these days. Not him and I don't know who it is. Maybe that slut ScarJo and the peddie Woody Allen. Any man who would marry his daughter would do anything to anybody. I hate him!!

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Pretty sure Peter Krause is happily married IRL, non? I ADORED him in Dirty Sexy Money until the writers fucked it all up.

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Jesus, #2 is NOT Peter Krause!

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#1 has to be Andy Dick.

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#1 isn't Andy Dick. "Straight and narrow"? Wasn't he arrested for groping someone within the past month or two?

Of course, coming from CDAN, the whole thing is likely made up.

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Submitted by Secret Original on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:13pm.

"Noyce also directed Jolie in The Bone Collector. So maybe."

Yes, but he's not in great health and was ill throughout the filming of Salt, the blind item sounds like it's someone who's either younger and has the energy to be filming his sexploits or Woody Allen.

Plus when has Jolie ever cared about scandal? She would just use the publicity to land on more magazine covers -if that's at all possible.

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I wısh someone would pull my pants down!

Goddamn sexual recessıon!

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Mango I think it got cancelled
but it still could be him
Pervy lil Chaaley!

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Frankly is the code word for Freaky!

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

Daniee's picture

Plus Ron Howard likes to say Frankly...that was my first clue.

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Please oh please no more Transformer movies!

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

Sayonara's picture

I am going to go with Ron Howard for Blind Item #3. Personally I think he is a freak on the low. How do I know?! I can see it in his eyes.

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I don't actually have cable so I only have imdb to go off of. I don't know if he's regular or reoccuring but he is credited in the flashforward series....or did that get cancelled?

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I wish Peter Krause would pull my top down.

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Submitted by StewieGriffin on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:06pm.

#3 says: "He has used his own camera to record some of his very personal moments with his favorite actress"

That last part sounds like this guy has featured the same actress in a few of his films, so it's not Jolie and the Salt director.

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Noyce also directed Jolie in The Bone Collector. So maybe.

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#2 is really boring
Mango But is DM on any show now?

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oh, and #2 is ed oneil. duh.

imcuteifyouredrunk's picture

#1 makes me think of peewee herman. but hes like, Z list

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#3 says: "He has used his own camera to record some of his very personal moments with his favorite actress"

That last part sounds like this guy has featured the same actress in a few of his films, so it's not Jolie and the Salt director.

Does sound like it could be Woody Allen and ScarJo, "current relationship" could refer to someone being married, it's Hollywood so you're judged by whoever you're with at that moment.

Could also be Jerry Bruckheimer and Megan Fox since it says he'll "destroy the footage in exchange for her commitment to a future project of his" and there are more Transformer movies coming up.

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#2 - Dominic Monaghan is my guess. He recently got kicked out of a place for innapropriate behavior against women.

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3. lol. She is in a "current relationship", so she isn't married. Not ScarJo then. He is married. I'm gonna say Ron Howard & Lauren Graham or Angelina and Salt director.

#2 made me think of Christian Slater too.

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Submitted by Little China Doll on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 5:22pm.
"These Blind Items posts do nothing but make me frustrated! I want the answers, not guesses! Damn."
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Me, too! But, then, I don't really know who half of these celeb-retards are, so scratch that, actually...

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jt

definitely Woody and ScarJo - I'm sure she didn't mind the worship at the time, but knowing that scuzzy old fart has his drooling over her on film would totally fuck shit up.

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1. David Spade
2. Corey Feldman
3. ScarJo and John Faverau since it says "frankly," like "frankly, Scarlett I don't give a damn"
aaaand
"with a grain of SALT" ScArLeTt = s a l t
(yeah, I know a long shot)

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Little China Doll's picture

These Blind Items posts do nothing but make me frustrated! I want the answers, not guesses! Damn.

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Poor, poor Andy Dick. Didn't he die?...

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Reeter's picture

Okay, for what it's worth (and that's not much):
#1 - Alec Baldwin
#2 - Christian Slater
#3 - Philip/Angelina sounds good. That slut!

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