Thursday, March 4th 2010
Guess Who This Claw Belongs To?
No, Gollum did not finally get his "precious" back, so you can cross that guess off the list. The answer is after the jump. JUMP to beauty!
Why it's none other than Lindsay Lohan! Who else has finger nails that look like they've been scraping the pipe for residue to put together another hit!
Here she is leaving Bungalow 8 in London last night. Oh, and if you lost a diamond ring in London recently, looks like you found it! Ring up Scotland Yard.
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yuck. My guess was Micky Rourke
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
How hands look are often a good indicator of general health.
Linds looks trashed in that picture. Wasn't she supposed to be off drugs and helping orphans in a 3rd world country??
Sad
Those are crack fingers.
So sad she is ending up like her mom and dad.
High, brainless, irresponsible and effing nuts.
Yeah, killerswan, that's what I thought too. At least now we know who her true mate should be!
Yeah I was thinking Mickey Rourke. Wow!
I thought it would be Mickey Rourke or that caveman hand from the Geico/iPhone commercial.
Funny, thought this was Pete Doherty. He has the dirtiest crack pipe stained fingers. Umm, wonder what these two have in common besides dirty finger nails??? Lets all think real hard.
LOL@how many people thought it was Mickey Rourke.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Ha this broke down mess- that is no diamond ring, it's straight up costume jewellery I swear I bought the same ugly thing (for a "hollywood" party haha) for 5 bucks at diva.
I share the same bday with this skank and sometimes, on my haggard days, I'll worry that I look as old as her, if that's what 23 looks like. But I'm looking at my pretty young hands typing this and think PHEW- nope it's just her!
I was thinking Mickey Rourke!!!!!
Hmmm. I could have sworn it was the hand of the bloke in the UK who has no front teeth and could use a good wash down from a fire engine hose. How gross that her hands look like that.
Yay me! I guessed it!
Man, I was going to guess some guy. She has dirty fingernails, too. Gross.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
atlantapug-I also guessed Elizabeth Taylor. Yikes.
o man, i was going to guess nic cage. i didn't even get the sex right.
I also thought that was Mickey Rourke's paw. Possibly Busey's.
I thought this was the cracky claws of Dreamboat Doherty..
Im sure they are pipe mates if bitch is in London town .
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
Good Fucking God!!!
I honestly thought that was Rip Torn after his drunk bust.... shit, that is soooo fucking bad.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Her hands are older and wrinklier than mine.
I'm 45.
Oh Linds. I have no words.
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I guess that was a home dye job. And nice wart, Linds!
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Clean your damn fingernails! I guessed Mickey Rourke. Damn, was I way off.
Wow! I would have never guessed that was a woman's hand, let alone Lilo.
I thought it was Karl's hand or something... Jesus, woman... LAY OFF THE CIGS AND BOOZE!
I'll take my creepy skinny hands with long fingers over her old man smokey mcboozer hands any day of the week!
Oh my lord, I was sure they were some old man's hands. Get hydrating cream and a manicure.
Y'know what, we commented on another Lilo post about how badly she looked and how she showed physical symptoms of alcoholism. It just dawned on me how some alcoholics hands begin to look after extensive abuse.
Lilo's hands look like that.
I guessed that it was Pete Doherty's hand...I was close!
She may only be 23 years old (how damn long has she been 23 now?) but she has been boozing and smoking and drugging for years and years.. and years. It's taking it's toll now. Imagine her at 40. *pictures a brunette/blonde/redhead/rainbow hair dyed Courtney Love*
I hazard a guess at the hand of Mickey Rourke, or, Gary Busey.
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Lohan's tampon hand. Thanks.
Phake!
From the looks of the blisters on her middle finger, Lindsay is nodding out while holding a cig. Nice.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Eww. Just... eww. My grandpa's hands don't even look that bad.
I was guessing Melanie Griffith...yikes
Submitted by hotmess119 on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 12:50pm.
You know, my dad has this friend who is such a drunken, drugged out mess that he has actually pickled himself. He is so far gone that he has actually embalmed himself before dying. He will live through anything, never gets colds, flus, etc.
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being a friend of the family i can NOT believe you threw me under the bus like this! don't hold your breath for a bday present next year!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Franken-Lindsay. I wonder which clone handles the fashion shows?
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Submitted by z80 on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 11:34am.
I think she fell asleep with a cigarette and burned her index finger. Nevertheless, it's still pretty hard to get your hands that dirty if you shower every day.
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My boyfriend is a welder and his nails are MUCH cleaner!
You know, my dad has this friend who is such a drunken, drugged out mess that he has actually pickled himself. He is so far gone that he has actually embalmed himself before dying. He will live through anything, never gets colds, flus, etc.
This is what I think has happened to Blowhan. She will outlive all of us, and you should take her off of your Death Lists.
It's rare that I can ever confidently say "I am a better looking person than......", but in this case, I would swear to it on a box full of Bibles. Oh Lindsay. Get some fucking help.
OMG I was guessing people like Nick Cage and Nick Nolte! She's got one of those thick yellow "old man" thumbnails. And faces.
this makes that annoying little pose she's always trying to pull off even more disgusting. She actually puts those fingers in her mouth to be coy! Ew.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Shit. My guess was Mickey Rourke. (apparently I was not alone)
It's like she has hand coke bloat or something?
Sorry about the meatballs guys, but I just cant eat any food like that from an outside place for reasons like this, you never know whats under peoples nails. So only meatballs at home.
Nice Wart!!! Ewwwwww.
I thought it was Elizabeth Taylor's.
Bungalow Eight in LA was the bar that wouldn't let 15 or 16 year old sis Ali through the door that one time and White Oprah had a fit. Maybe that's why Blohan hangs at the London branch.
Gary Busey.
What is that thing on her finger?
I hope she's not still dating women. Ick!
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I guessed Mickey Rourke.
no joke - i thought it was gene simmons!