Thursday, March 4th 2010

The Photoshop Awards: Dave Navarro's PETA Ad

There's nothing like a pair of furry man thighs staring back at you first thing in the morning. Yay (?). PETA decided to gives the ladies the day off and let a man get nekkid ass nekkid in the name of saving THIS FACE.

I'm all for four-lane happy trails, nipple knobs and tattoos that look like they were given in someone's garage after a keg party, but it's hard for me to fully enjoy this when they made Dave Navarro's face look like a wet chalk portrait of an Emo man.

And yes....I'd still....

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I have rescues and have put the ASPCA and Humane Society in my will, and I don't agree with the way PETA sends out it's message but wearing fur is fugging wrong. Leather is a food by product so you can't make an equivalency argument. Leather and fur are not the same. Stop rationalizing. ________________________________________________
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Khensu Hetep's picture

"Ink not mink".

Then how the fuck is nudity even relevant? Fuck off, PETA. He can't showcase his tattoos without getting naked? Get real.

I'm sure that the black hair dye, tattoo ink, and makeup he wears isn't tested on animals.

And, I would not hit it. I found him hot for fifteen minutes, when I was a confused thirteen year old. He actually looks like a mosquito.

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PETA blew it this time...or they are waiting for MK to.

Newportjoey's picture

As long as he doesn't speak, Who wouldn't hit it?

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Ih8schmegma's picture

Oh yeah, off topic. I have seen the Chili's in concert twice. Both times they sucked sucked sucked. They are definitely a studio band. The first time I saw them was Lolla II. Ministry opened for them and it was the shit! RHCPs just could not follow up with anything better than gettin nekkid on stage. Ministry rocked and they sucked. Worst band ever, especially anything after BSSM.

Ih8schmegma's picture

OMG, this guy is such an asshole. Anyone who knows anything about JA and Perry's dabbling should know that Dave and Perry dabbled with each other. Which would explain the not one but two lovers spats I have seen them have on stage. The first one was the FIRST Lollapalooza ever in Phoenix, AZ. It was my 16th birfday and I was trippin my tits off. Siouxsie and the Banshess were so Amazing. Then JA comes on stage and do about ten songs before Dave tosses his guitar into the crowd. It was a total disaster. Fast forward 10 years to a Lolla fest in Phoenix headlined by JA. Dave was yelling at Perry to stop being so xcited bcuz this was the last stop on the tour. He totally effed Perry's mojo. I had my boobs painted with a butterfly and was shirtless, but I had to put my tank top back on becuz they killed my buzz. Dave Navarro is a tool. That being said, I would hit it and quit it just so I could say I fucked the former rock GOD. That is all.

tomahawk's picture

red hot chili peppers - warped video; he's right there making out with anthony kidies - so guess brian warner was a little late with outing him.

peopleperson's picture

Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 2:42pm.

I believe Marilyn Manson outed Davey as a part-time cocksucker years ago. Dave immediately denied fucking around with dudes and hooked-up with Carmen E. shortly after. He's skeevy as hell these days and still completely infatuated with himself.

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I know a dude he got together with. And, apparently, in L.A. it is pretty common knowledge.

*erasing image from mind*
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Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 1:48pm.
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babybunny's picture

G to the ross...he is so unappealing...listen, if you love animals you rescue them....like moi, I have 24 animals that were abandoned...yeah I have the land for it, but even so just rescuing a kitten or puppy or dog or cat...or even a freaking lizard is a step in the right direction. Something tells me that even if this foolio doesn't wear fur...he wears leather...and I am sure all his guyliner and makeup was tested on animals...he is about as authentic as Plastic Pam...if there is an organization that is worth giving to it is RESCUES and SPCA...PETA is just a fame hungry monster that pays fortunes for celebutards to pose nekkid...makes you want to buy a fur coat...come on PETA it is about animals not celebutards!!

I believe Marilyn Manson outed Davey as a part-time cocksucker years ago. Dave immediately denied fucking around with dudes and hooked-up with Carmen E. shortly after. He's skeevy as hell these days and still completely infatuated with himself.

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Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 10:14am.

Dave is looking so mo these days.

Cut down on the Wet and Wild eyeliner dude.

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I have it on good authority that he is a mo. Or, at the very least, bi.

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I kind of figured he was bi, since the whole dildo insertion story years ago.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 10:14am.

Dave is looking so mo these days.

Cut down on the Wet and Wild eyeliner dude.

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I have it on good authority that he is a mo. Or, at the very least, bi.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 1:48pm.
How YOU doin'?
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*SWOOONS*

I have not seen you around dear...the last time I read a post was back a bit when you said something brilliant about women's weight...maybe the C Hendricks post. Anyhoo, I liked and never got to tell you.

OT: I think he uses a pancake foundation, you have to moisturize alot to use it.

If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.

Mike Hawk's picture

This ad makes me want to go out and spend $5,000 on a fur coat for my wife.

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Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 1:24pm.
I'd hit it and quit it.
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I would get wit you and never look back...too much pressure?
*bats eyelashes*
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How YOU doin'?

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Dude still has his ex-wife's initials in the middle of his chest. Un-attractive.

Dude still has hid ex-wife's initials in the middle of his chest. Un-attractive.

yucko's picture

He's so GROSS. And if his dick is as small as his HANDS are, then noooo way. He's probably doing the "jazz hands" to try to conceal how tiny his hands are. I'm probably a couple inches shorter than him and I think my hands must be bigger. I mean, can you imagine how unfortunate it would be if ONE of those eensy hands could cover his entire junk?

The hair, the goatee, the miniature features, everything is just unattractive. I thought he was hot many many years ago, but fortunately my tastes have changed.

Also that tattoo on his left arm almost looks like it says "Fug," appropriately.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 1:24pm.
I'd hit it and quit it.
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I would get wit you and never look back...too much pressure?
*bats eyelashes*

If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I'd hit it and quit it.

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azgirl's picture

PETA is a joke. If you want to really help animals join ASPCA. How much donation money does PETA use to pay for all of these celebrity endorsements? That money should be used to help animals not to pay for some celebrity's rent for that month.

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Larray's picture

HYPOCRITE! I've seen Dave Navarro around LA plenty o times rockin' fur like nobody's business. What a lying sack of... SHORTNESS!!!! Dude is like 3 feet tall...

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oh shit reeter, chinchilla! that was my all time favorite reality show!!!!! fucking LOVED it!!!

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 12:00pm.

jengirl is using my alternate avie and it's confusing me!

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lmao, i had no idea...

Supertramp's picture

Nope, not even if he was the last man on earth.

gines's picture

i'm a little disenchanted that both his hands there would cover it all. i hope they had to photoshop out some stuff.

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M.E.'s picture

jengirl is using my alternate avie and it's confusing me!

I was into Dave back in the day but there's nothing about him that I'm feeling in this picture. He seems to be trapped in the 90s with no means of escape.

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jengirl's picture

those *nipple knobs* are pretty hot

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Da Truff: "You either cover your junk with your hands like a normal male or let your junk show, but you don't use "jazz hands" to cover your junk (unless you are the annoying gay guy from Will & Grace)"

Totally!

chinchilla's picture

@Reeter: me too! I liked it way better than Idol.

karen's picture

i don't know what happended. i posted once hit it once and it posted 3 times. sorry for the annoyance. this was not done intentionally, dlisters!love you all!

karen's picture

oh, and thank you sonne. that about sums up my feelings about peta. and yes, i am a vegetarian ( by choice, i just don't like meat) and i were leather and when i inherit that sable full lenth coat i will so be wearing it when it's freezing.

karen's picture

oh, and thank you sonne. that about sums up my feelings about peta. and yes, i am a vegetarian ( by choice, i just don't like meat) and i were leather and when i inherit that sable full lenth coat i will so be wearing it when it's freezing.

karen's picture

oh, and thank you sonne. that about sums up my feelings about peta. and yes, i am a vegetarian ( by choice, i just don't like meat) and i were leather and when i inherit that sable full lenth coat i will so be wearing it when it's freezing.

twiddlebug1's picture

if the purpose of this ad is to make me vomit, it worked.

dave navarro is not hot, cool or interesting.

Reeter's picture

I miss Rockstar Supernova. *sigh*

karen's picture

met this douchebag in 1988 -1989 for janes additction tour.... the second show in 89 they opened for iggy pop ( andy mccoy from hanoi rox was playing guitar for iggy and i had my heart set on meeting him. {andy) i remember meeting this guy ( dave ) and trying to ask him about andy mccoy. he was really stuck up and i asked him what his name was and i remember he gave me some fake one. i thought he was creepy back then. as far as my fur opinion, i have a beautiful fake fur that i wear alot, however my mother who is about 70 and full blooded german has 2 mink coats, one jacket and one number which is worth about 30 gs. i tried it on and i will probaby inherit it. and yes i will wear it. peta is nothing but a scam . used to belong to them in the early 90s, when you donate money they keep sending you horrible pictures of animals being tortured, skinned, etc so you will send them more money. all they care about is publicity. your better off giving to humane society or ascpa.

M.E.'s picture

I don't care, he is sexy as all fucking hell and I'd let him do illegal things to me.

Da Truff's picture

You either cover your junk with your hands like a normal male or let your junk show, but you don't use "jazz hands" to cover your junk (unless you are the annoying gay guy from Will & Grace)

Soultonic's picture

Lame, lame, lame. He should consider doing drag. He already has a fabulous make-up bag.

Chirio's picture

Emo man!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!

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Die gelangweilte Gräfin's picture

Those greasy L. A. rockers who think they're the shit and God's gift to fake boobed, blonde whores are fucking disgusting. And haven't I seen that idiot wearing leather in pictures?

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Bowchickawawa's picture

He does not do it for me as a musician or as a "sex symbol". I really think his package is rather small and all the ink turns me off. I have nothing against tatoos...they're not for me but whatevah...but that many of them just reeks of self-loathing and self-disfigurement. What is he trying to cover up with all those tatoos? I mean that figuratively as I bet literally, he's covering up his track marks. I hate, hate, hate the goatee and eyebrows on this douche. Any man who looks like he would take longer than me to get ready in the morning, I don't trust. And don't even get me started on the black nailpolish...seriously dude?

tasty dish's picture

black nailpolish on a guy....so 1995