Friday, March 5th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 4th!
Still hasnt beaten George Michaels record of 200 pricks in him in one day. - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
In Tiger's defense, abstinence makes everything look like a slutty white woman. - SATANDEZ
The caterpillars near Los Alamos are a little aggressive... - Disraeli_Ears
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Congrats to all the funny winners, Centy xo
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Disraeli_Ears and El Bastardo: You make me vomit! In a good way.
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Great! Thanks MK and foolish fools. Congrats Dis-Ears and SATANDEZ! :o)
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ElB - that made me bust out laughing in this silent office. LOL!
Congrats to you, SATANDEZ and Disraeli!
Congrats El B, funny as usual
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Ben Franklin
Congrats to the winners!
El Bastardo, awesome as usual!
Congrats horz. Funneh stuff.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Congrats funneh sluts!! El B, you witty mofo. ♥♥♥
ELB, quite possibly the funniest caption EVER. Congrats to you, and the rest of the winners!!!
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ELB, wonderful caption!
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Leave it to my adorable little Bastard to know all about pricks!
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Very funny captions all you loverly hookers!
Yay! And congratz to El B and Satandez!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
ELB!!!!!! Congrats on the funny effing caption!
Congrats, all~especially ELB!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Congrats to all the weiners!!
El B - I lmao at yours!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Yay for El B!!! Hilarious as always! Congrats also to SATANDEZ and Disraeli_Ears!
They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
What a Prick!
While Snooki was dancing alone on the boardwalk, she told her pickles to get their poofs going and catch her a real juiced up guido.
First Tiger, now this- Nike reaffirms its preference for sponsoring pricks
Britney Spears V. Kevin Federline: Exhibit A. "I told Y'All he was a prick."
When you order a shot of tequila, you best be wearing your 100 cactus proof vest.
lady gaga realized she was going to need professional help in making it to her show on time, because it hurt way too much to sit on the car seat.
We are going to need a professional pickle sucker for this one. Get Snooki, STAT!
Miracle Dick Growth didn't work as planned on Jon Gosselin.
Don't thistle me, bro!!!
In This Economy the Reno police instead of expensive tazers can only throw small cactus at criminals.
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Paramedics were called when Andy Dick grabbed too many pricks.
Now we know why they call her Parasite Hilton.
What happens when you let a few days go by before seeing your doctor after you have sex with Parasite Hilton.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 3:15pm.
Still hasnt beaten George Michaels record of 200 pricks in him in one day.
Sicko!!!!! That's why I love you. loutfuckinL!
Due to its phallic appearance the cactus fetish known as "Thorny Horny" is catching on in a bad way.
My golf buddies are pricks too, especially Alex who is a real pain in my ass.
Yeah, I can imagine the one sticking out of my ass looks odd, but Carrot Top insisted on it.
Running out of recruitment ideas, the church of Scientology has just started slapping chunks of cactus on people and telling them that they're body thetans.
I live in southern AZ and to see this makes me shiver. You have no idea how much this hurts till it happens to you and I pray that never happens to me!
Stop rolling around in Mo'Nique's prickly ass vagina.
Tony Romo admitted he'd had break-up sex with his ex Napalm Jessica, but still didn't understand what all the fuss was about.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
The guy swore he was dressed as a possum decoy to attract the love of Kate Gosselin, but the cops weren't buying it.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
First scientifically diagnosed case of COOOTIES!!!
Well, at least we know how Kevin Federline keeps impregnating women now.