Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which nominee is less gay than you'd think? They annoyed their London hotel minders by inviting a different girl to their suite (and sometimes more than one) on a film junket. (Popbitch)

Based on the dudes nominated, I've narrowed it down to George Clooney (kinda likely), Stanley Tucci (sort of likely) or Colin Firth (the opposite of likely)?

Which nominee's plastic surgery is the subject of much laughter at this week's pre-Oscar parties? (Popbitch)

There was another blind item a little while ago about an Oscar nominee getting the Heidi Montag special, and everyone pointed towards Maggie Gyllenhaal's corner. However, I'm not sure it's Maggie since homegirl still looks a mess.

Which nominee spent part of the 90s as a smacked-out recluse, enjoying heroin-fueled threesomes with a film director and actress? (Popbitch)

Any of them but Precious.

This actress has had interesting relationships with more than one celebrity. Now, though, she appears to be getting much more serious about her hunt for a long-term mate. Meeting her requirements isn’t easy. Whenever she receives an offer to be fixed up on a date, the first thing she asks is “How much money does he make?” She refuses to go out with anyone who makes less money than she does. Considering that she is probably one of the 50 highest-paid actresses in the world, the number of men who fit into that category must be quite small. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the second question she asks is “How tall is he?” (Blind Gossip)

Reese Witherspoon, Kate Hudson or Jennifer Aniston (you can throw a Match.com sponsored side eye at that one) ?

This A list female television actress on a fairly hit network show finished a photo shoot in the past few days for a magazine. The shoot was supposed to only last about two hours. It ended up taking seven because our actress kept taking breaks to smoke meth. When she got back each time they had to reapply all her makeup again. The actress wanted the clothes from the shoot and the magazine was happy to comply. The stink on them was horrible. (CDAN)

Well, in Mischa Barton's head she's an A-list actress on a hit show, so I'll go with her! Or maybe Ellen Pompeo?

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Submitted by helenwaite on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 1:07am.

I think the Oscar Nominee plastic surgery punchline is Vera Farmiga.
Her face is so out of balance - everything I've seen her in I am distracted by the lopped-off nose.

Submitted by SASSSSY on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 6:13pm.

The plastic surgery victim is Maggie Gyllenhaal

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1561457

There's no way that you can look at those pics and deny she had work done.

looks like an eyelift and a nose job. she was actually cute before she had all the work done. she looks fugly and weird now because of all the plastic surgery

Submitted by May-b on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:42am.

Less gay than we think-Stanley Tucci

Nominee's plastic surgery-Maggie Gyllenhaal. It's just not enough for her.

The serial dater looking for a man is Jennifer Aniston. She always go on a desperate man serch when one of her movies are opening.

Actress taking breaks to smoke meth-Mischa Barton

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Child wrote, " most celebs are "taught" how contort and hold their faces to the make the most of their features in pictures, maggie just seems like the type that doesn't give a shit about face gymnastics."

Question - how do you "hold your face" so that your snub nose looks chiseled and defined? Really - I'm not trying to be sarcastic - I'd love to know. I can't see myself ever getting plastic surgery, but I wouldn't mind a sharper nose.

Submitted by tesla on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 12:12pm.

I think the plastic surgery victim is probably Renee Zelwegger. Bitch is looking strange.

Submitted by Miami on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 11:35am.

I think the actress dating is Cameron Diaz. It could be Aniston but i think not. Kate Hudson is very granola so I don't see her asking such a tacky question. Reese would not do that either.

The man who isn't gay (#1) could be Colin Firth. I never thought people thought he was gay in the first place.

I wish I knew who it was who had plastic surgery. Maggie G. is downright ugly. I have no idea why she is in a commercial, let alone a movie. She does not look like she has had anything done.

As for the meth addict, could it be Annalynne McCord? She looks quite anorexic and out of it when I see her at premiers.

Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:19am.

1) Colin Firth
2) Woody Harrelson
3) Jeff Bridges
4) Cameron Diaz
5) Blake Lively (A list is a stretch though)

Submitted by .Child. on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 9:45am.

maggie looks like a normal person to me, all those pics look like a comparison of lighting and angles, not surgery. i mean most celebs are "taught" how contort and hold their faces to the make the most of their features in pictures, maggie just seems like the type that doesn't give a shit about face gymnastics. there's something i like about that, but homegirl does have to be careful with her eye make-up, in the oscar pics the liner makes 'em look too small. i'd assume she's pretty but not photogenic, some faces love the camera, some don't.

someone on another site mentioned what the "precious" chick would look like without all the fat on her face. girl is fat alll over, it's almost amazing.

Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 8:38am.

4. Is definitely Jennifer A or Cameron Diaz. The serial daters.
2. Laughing stock of plastic surgery is probably Clooney.......he's messed with his face.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 8:32am.

Any of them but Precious made me bust out laughing like a loon on the bus!

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Submitted by Pootie on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 11:32pm.

Maggie G is no beauty but I like her face. It is more interesting than someone like Megan Fox. Cookie cutter beauties are such a bore. Maggie has the acting chops too, I would have to say I am a fan. It looks like maggie had he upper eyelids done, just slightly though. In her HS photos her eyelids are way heavier than now.It is a good job because it isn't too noticeable. She probably lost the jowls and double chin when she lost weight, I had the same problem after my daughter was born and have since lost the weight, my face is back to normal.

Colin Firth? for #1??

don't have a clue for the meth face? Lindsey Lohan has very obvious meth face, but thats obvious to everyone.

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 11:04pm.

Meh. I don't think Maggie had surgery. The jowl thing disappears and reappears when you lose and gain weight. I know this b/c I have the same issue. She and I are built the same (thin)except she's taller.
I also have the droopy-eyed thing and that can be taken care of w. the right make-up application.
To me, she looks exactly the same as she did in high school.

Submitted by Paige123 on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 10:57pm.

4. Has to be be Reece, Kate or Cameron. My guess is on Kate

PS: Jennifer was making more than Vince

Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 10:52pm.

Maggie will look bad no matter how much surgery she has. However, she's got a decent pair of tits. That face is unique in an uncomplimentary way. Bow-wow!

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 10:25pm.

What kinda bullshit clue is "one of the 50 highest paid actresses in the world"? That's a lot of fucking actresses.

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Submitted by RidiculousCeleb... on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 7:39pm.

Wow, you've really thought about this.

Whatever, Maggie Gyllenhaal is beautiful, especially in The Dark Knight. Hollywood needs more interestingly pretty people like her.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:19pm.

RidiculousCeleb...: Wow! I never thought the Gyllenhaals looked alike until I saw Jake's FUGLY yearbook photo. How did he get so hot? I think HE had the plastic surgery.

Submitted by RidiculousCeleb... on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 7:39pm.

Actually, Maggie Gyllenhaal appears to have had quite of “stuff” done, and it’s a huge improvement.
Here she is in high school. Notice that her eyes are extremely droopy even though she is raising her eyebrows. Notice that she also has a cute snub nose without any definition
http://www.topsocialite.com/jake-gyllenhaal-high-school-yearbook-photo/

Here is Maggie after high school and college – early in her career. Her eyes are no longer droopy, but her nose appears the same as in high school.
http://teamjunk.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/254477maggie-gyllenhaal-post...
http://www.askmen.com/women/galleries/actress/maggie-gyllenhaal/picture-...

Then sometime later in her career, her nose looks drastically different. Although noses should get more snub like – not more chiseled with time – Maggie Gyllenhaal’s nose becomes prominently more chiseled and refined. Unfortunately, they also take on a pig-like appearance, which is often the result of bad rhinoplasty. These pictures were all taken in 2003 in the same interview, but notice that from all angles, her nose is very chiseled, very refined (but strange looking and pig like).
http://www.superiorpics.com/maggie_gyllenhaal/pictures/Maggie_Gyll11112_...
http://www.superiorpics.com/maggie_gyllenhaal/pictures/Maggie_Gyll11616_...
http://www.superiorpics.com/maggie_gyllenhaal/pictures/Maggie_Gyll11616_...
http://www.superiorpics.com/maggie_gyllenhaal/pictures/Maggie_Gyll11618_...
http://www.superiorpics.com/maggie_gyllenhaal/pictures/Maggie_Gyll11622_...
http://www.superiorpics.com/maggie_gyllenhaal/pictures/Maggie_Gyll11615_...

More chiseled pig snout pictures from 2003 on.
http://www.2oq.com/blogimages/hentai/maggie%20gyllenhaal.jpg
http://celebritybabies.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/02/maggi...
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/BP_WPGPCtKx/Maggie+Gyllenhaal+West+Villag...
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/197341/ramona-sarsgaard-maggi...
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/87/58/MAGGIE_GYLLENHAAL_nyc.0.0.0x0.35...
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/36/35/75/18477323.jpg
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Maggie-in-Sherrybaby-maggi...
http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/Maggie_Gyllenhall_-_Liberal_Paren...
http://www.2oq.com/blogimages/hentai/maggie%20gyllenhaal.jpg

Also look at how asymmetrical her nostrils are – another sign of bad rhinoplasty.
http://www.superiorpics.com/maggie_gyllenhaal/pictures/Gyllenhaal_AG006_...

And sometime later, her eyes look even bigger than before
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/12/129404/46_2007/maggie_gyllenh...
And no – I don’t believe that that is the result of makeup. First dark kohl makeup rimmed around the entire eyes should make your eyes look smaller not bigger. Second, notice the white gap between the pupil and the lower lid – that is not makeup.

The jowl theory
To be fair, the picture below was taken when Maggie was very heavy. Nevertheless, she is someone who is clearly prone to developing a no neck/double chin (which is genetic by the way and not the result of weight)
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2971245312/nm0350454

Here we have Maggie on September 29, 2009 with a very heavy jowl neck
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/C9phzWooc8x/Maggie+Gyllenhaal+Peter+Sarsg...

Here she is on November 10, 2009 – with double chin
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/4uPSsdAJjSo/Louis+Vuitton+2010+Cruise+Col...
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/4uPSsdAJjSo/Louis+Vuitton+2010+Cruise+Col...

Then we find her just one month later in December 2009 with a very pointed, jowless chin.
http://gawker.com/5458615/mom-before-she-met-dad-1976

And now the new and improved Maggie Gyllenhaal with a refined nose (that is not pig like), non-droopy eyes and a sharp neck line.
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/dZJ0PrpoKSk/Maggie+Gyllenhaal+West+Hollyw...

Submitted by Apple1 on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 7:28pm.

#2 my guess is Cameron Diaz she is 5'9, gets paid 20 mil a picture and date a string of famous men. Matt Dillion, Justin Timberlake etc. I am the same height is her. Last thing you want is to be with a short guy. Look at how Katie Holmes slumps over when she is in a picture with Tommy.

Submitted by kathleenvh on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 7:17pm.

ellen pompeo totally looks like a meth face!

Submitted by delirio on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 7:16pm.

#4 Is Kate Hudson one of the 50 highest-paid actresses in the world???

Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 7:08pm.

The first one sounds like Clooney trying to seem straight.

The meth head could be Kathryn Bigalo or Sandra Bullock.

I think the actress is either Jennifer Aniston or Renee Zellweger.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 7:03pm.

"Which nominee spent part of the 90s as a smacked-out recluse, enjoying heroin-fueled threesomes with a film director
and actress? (Popbitch)"

Sandra Bullock. Word in Hollywood is girl used to sleep around to get movie roles. (Eg: Chris O'Donnell)

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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 6:50pm.

If Maggie Gyllenhaal had plastic surgery then she needs to insist on a refund. That is supposed to make you less hag-like, and she looks more troll like than ever lately.
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Submitted by thephoenix on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 6:33pm.

Jeremy Renner for the smacked out 90's person

If you look at his progression from then to now...METH FACE

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Submitted by chippychazoo on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 6:30pm.

The last one must be some one skinny,(because of the meth) which eliminates just about no-one from Hollyweird, so it could be anyone.

Lilo looks like she smells and seems to have been on the 'Meth plan diet' for ages, so I would guess her... except she isn't a TV actress. I just want to blame the lohan.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 6:19pm.

I don't think Stanley Tucci is #2, because he's too busy being a single dad. I don't think he'd take off on an international jaunt and leave his motherless kids with a caretaker.

I'm with Talula -- Kathryn Bigelow sounds like a good guess for the threesome smack-out. James Cameron and either Suzy Amis (his current wife) or Linda Hamilton (ex-wife) fit the bill.

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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 6:13pm.

Aniston has always dated dudes who made less money than she does. My guess is Idiota Hudson. Reese I think made more money than Jakey. Or Cameron Diaz. She's the highest paid one, right? Who has she dated?

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 6:06pm.

#2 -- Maggie Gyllenhaal had plastic surgery? On what? She looks as messy as she always does.

#4 -- totally Maniston or Kate Hudson, the greedy bitches.

Submitted by Talula on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 5:52pm.

Yeah, Kathryn Bigelow is a good guess!!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 5:47pm.

cuaco for the meth head... or that stupid blonde on accidentally on purpose... i hope it's her, i can't stand her non-humor havin ass.
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