Friday, March 5th 2010

Hot Slut Of The Day!

DJ Ruth Flowers, the grandmother of Paris nightlife!

Memaws usually knock a ho in the teefs and bitch in their ear for blasting that "techno music" (as my mom calls it) too loud, but DJ Ruth Flowers wants those beats to knock her one good hip out. While most grandmas are sitting at home scratching the dead skin off their heels in front of an analog TV, 69-year-old DJ Ruth is spinning at clubs all over France.

DJ Ruth got the bug when she went to her grandson's birthday party at a club. After that, a friend got her in touch with a producer in France who taught her everything she knows today. DJ Ruth plans to release her first single this spring.

I'm pretty sure we all want to party with DJ Ruth! Pop the Metamucil and sniff the Ben Gay!


P.S. - Dear Lindsay Lohan, don't even think about it!

(For Allison)

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she's cool - but no way aged 69! 79 or older maybe?

mbar's picture

That's me at 69. What a hot bitch.

LOVE her. She'll probably live to be 120 or something...it's that youthful curious spirit that keeps us going! Go DJ Ruth Flowers!

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Miami's picture

What makes this so fucking funny is this grandmother has a posh accent. She isn't from East London, that is for sure!

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

69 - but looks 99!

simoneenomis's picture

this memaw needs to go world wide.

No joke-my mil actually DID sit next to me on the couch and scratch the dead skin off her heels. In MY house! I was so grossed out, I just left...
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Aerialgreen's picture

Reminds me of the coked up disco grandma from that Studio 54 movie that dies during Salma Hayek's single performance...

freshfacestripper's picture

awesome!

KG's picture

I love Seniors who don't act old!

Hello Kitty Ho Stroll's picture

Team DJ Abuelita!

Ya know , for some reason I get a Madonna vibe when I look at her. Shit ,this might be her in the future!

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HoityToity's picture

A Golden Oldie

WhiteChocolateMess's picture

Fantastique! Does anybody remember Disco Sally in New York? Another righteous meemaw.

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Soultonic's picture

She uses glow sticks for tampons.

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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 9:38am.

Let's mess around this morning.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 9:37am.

Let's mess around this morning.

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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 9:33am.

FINALLY a TRUE HOT SLUT!

Whats up Sucky?
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Hey DP! Good morning!!!

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.

islandgirl's picture

Hate the music, love the memaw! So adorable.

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DonkeyPunched's picture

FINALLY a TRUE HOT SLUT!

Whats up Sucky?

luscious_t's picture

Seriously - how cool will it be when all the Frenchie club kids start wearing those shades! lol They're all gonna be faking cataracts to get a pair.

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madam s.'s picture

Ahhhaaha... I just caught the "P.S. - Dear Lindsay Lohan, don't even think about it!". Too funny.

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parkerj's picture

I always knew grandmas were the best.

madam s.'s picture

Oh my gosh, love it. On the downside... countdown until DJ Ruth develops a nasty coke problem, starts climbing out of limos wearing no underwear captured by the paparazzi, and the inevitable trip to rehab to deal with "exhaustion".

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babybunny's picture

you go JD Ruth! That is the key to longevity, keep trying new things...she will be spinning (or whatever DJ's do now...I am still stuck in the 70's) way into her 100's!

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

OMG...Love her!!

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TexnDoc's picture

I'm sure the regular French DJs now out of work love her. It's nice to have a job where you can't be replaced by a gimmick.

luscious_t's picture

omg - LOVE it - do you think she's wearing the post-cataracts surgery glasses ironically?

my early fave for Hot Slut of the Year!
<3

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Nice to see SamRo has something to look forward to.

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suckandfuck's picture

TOTALLY would fuck the guy sitting next to her in the studio.

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.