Mickey Rourke Is The Manwhore Of All Manwhores
Mickey Rourke wants those weak ass footballers of the UK to know that they don't have anything on him when it comes to pussy. Mickey has had more vagina on him than a Go-Girl at Lilith Fair.
During a TV interview in the UK with Lizzie Cundy, she asked Mickey what he thought about footballer Ashley Cole and his harem of mistresses. Mickey bragged, "Forget Ashley Cole, his behaviour has nothing on a film star. WAGs get an easy time - they should try living with Hollywood hellraisers. I once spent a weekend in the UK and had 14 women in one night. British footballers have got nothing on us when it comes to women. If you WAGs knew what Hollywood's stars get up to you'd think you were married to pussycats."
I wonder what year it was that Mickey had 14 hos in one night, because in the early 2000s the number of cases of blindness and hysteria among young British women skyrocketed! NO! I better stop before Loki pisses on me from heaven.
I'm sure Mickey can lay it down and bust nuts like a champ. Just pop an Ambien, make the sign of the cross, sit on Mickey's face, close your eyes and hope that your memory fails you in the morning.
Now hand me my umbrella, because here comes Loki's piss!
via The Sun
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#$^$#@^$#@ dtyjdry dyrjhdsr
Does this guy ever shut the fuck up about getting laid?
I almost want to like him, but any time someone offers to let him speak, he's boasting about his transient cock or other TMI.
And Reeter is right, anyone who volunteers THAT MUCH information usually is overcompensating for something. Just stop.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
That Viagra is going to give the Mick a heart attack yet. He's an old fart and cant get it up without his blue pills.
I know I am a sicko to even mention this, but I would hit that just to get a pervie thrill for something that shouldn't be done. Of course I will have to stick my Grandma's clothes pins on my nose to do the deed.
Time for him to start pumpin` iron again and get some steroids injected into his ass, he is loosing it.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
*praying PETA doesn't call him to do an ad*
Wow. Nothing sadder than seeing hot-as-fuck John in 9 1/2 Weeks become such a busted mess. Does he really not see how freakish he looks?
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Nothing like living in the past, huh, Mickey? I doubt if you could even get Courtney Love to swap gravy with you these days.
YAWN! Oh Mickey, how many of the 14 where hookers? It dosent count as reeling in tail if the tail is paid for! Or at the very least shouldnt be bragged about!
~Your opinion of me is actually none of my business. So go ahead, think whatever you want, and thank you for letting me live rent-free in your head.~
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:49am.
"Was probably me:"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrhhmrEYBM
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♫♫... I wanna go on a horse 'n buggy ride...♫♫
Ahahahahaha!!!
Thank you! :o)
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Those who brag about it are usually those who don't get any.
I like Mickey Rourke. His face grosses me out, but he is a cool cat and a good actor. I used to see him like once a week in South Beach. I used to live there and he was out with his dog (Loakie) all the time. I have to hand it to him, he is not shy. He likes attractive younger women, and he isn't afraid to talk to you. The only problem is, you have to look at him and pretend you are listening to him and you aren't repulsed by his surgeries.
Never in a million fucking years would I go near that.
Do tricks like him get bicep implants because that is one wonky looking arm he has. It doesn't look natural. It looks mutant.
I loves me some Josh Groban! ♥♫♥♫
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:49am.
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:29am.
*reports urmomma to Terrance Howard*
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LMAO
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:46am.
Hey, homies, who posted a link last week to that wondrous Josh Groban (I mean... Jowesh Grrrobon) jewel? (S&F? Jack?)
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Was probably me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrhhmrEYBM
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
twas not I....
*googles Josh Grobin*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:29am.
*reports urmomma to Terrance Howard*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Hey, homies, who posted a link last week to that wondrous Josh Groban (I mean... Jowesh Grrrobon) jewel? (S&F? Jack?)
It is fucken EPIC and I need more.
OnT: I would like to stick a glowing poker up Mickey Rourke's abscessed love canal.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:42am.
Happy belated Birthday Sucky!*
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THANKS! ITS ON TUESDAY ACTUALLY BUT THANK YOU!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:30am Happy belated Birthday Sucky!***********************************************************************************************
My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
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ahahaha snowy - yea, we'll call it "Raincoats for the Broke Hos"... we can pass out condamns to all the skankwhorebitchcunts workin the stroll... I'll start at the local nursing homes.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
He ıs referrıng to WAY back ın the day when he was consıdered hot...rıght?
The last time he was consıdered hot that OTHER Bush was ın office.
Because now ıf 14 women are tryıng to hıt that ın one 24 hour perıod they must be on one of the strongest ıntoxıcants on planet earth.
I wouldn't hıt that wıth a crack pıpe!
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JACK! I got the best idea, let's start a foundation for YOUR dead wife!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:29am.
If this is TMI, you had better stop reading while you can!) Anyhoo, I was in the bathroom and went to finish up mah business and NO T.P.! :O Soooo, I call out to mah hubby (who had used the last of the T.P.) to get me some...we have been married 8 yrs, it's okay. And there is NONE! Gasp! WTF? and FML, right!?
Sucky how was you Birthday Tuesday dinner last night?
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Better to be CLEAN and WET then to be WET and DIRTAYYYY!
It was great, thank you for asking, I ate everything. I can not wait for the shit that will follow.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:19am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:08am.
Any of you twats suffering from this hysteria shit just line up and Raul will give you some fingerin' to get you over it.
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*baby wipes ass and bends over* I'm not but I could use a few fingers.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:19am.
*baby wipes ass and bends over* I'm not but I could use a few fingers.
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Okay, speaking of baby wipes...I had to use one recently. (If this is TMI, you had better stop reading while you can!) Anyhoo, I was in the bathroom and went to finish up mah business and NO T.P.! :O Soooo, I call out to mah hubby (who had used the last of the T.P.) to get me some...we have been married 8 yrs, it's okay. And there is NONE! Gasp! WTF? and FML, right!?
So, my hubby grabs the baby wipes and says "here use these and I will run to the store..."
Long story shor(too late): UUUGGHHHH, WET! I was still sitting there when he got back because mah ass was not "dry" yet! GROSSSSSS!
Dirty Just like Mickey Rourke. (see I am on topic)
Sucky how was you Birthday Tuesday dinner last night?
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Much as i love to pester Jack, gotta pretend to do some work. damn!
urmomma - yes! it were ha ha jokey thing it were a FAIL. *tattoos "urmomma" on my ass*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
You can't change ugly. Damn!
I liked Mickey in Sin City...jack wasn't that Mel in that movie or am I a dumbass? Wait! Do not answer that! It is Friday do not ruin my bliss!
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
snooooooowwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chiro chirp
*serranades snowy with stupid ass gokey song peeking over gay ass glasses stroking picture of dead wife*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
He is disgusting. I bet personal hygiene is a foreign concept to him. Sooooo gross. *shudders*
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 10:08am.
Any of you twats suffering from this hysteria shit just line up and Raul will give you some fingerin' to get you over it.
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*baby wipes ass and bends over* I'm not but I could use a few fingers.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Vern,
CLOSE ENOUGH!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Submitted by charlie m on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 9:55am.
"I enjoyed reading the Wiki page on hysteria and its remedy in Victorian times..."
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Indeed. Physician massage of patient genitalia. Water-spray to induce orgasm.
This is the stuff dreams are made of...
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
planting flowers and feeding baby birds!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
My formerly pretty ex-hubby who is akin to limp broccoli and balding looks better than mr. douche. I think it is the plastic surgery that is deforming "hollywood". I imagine he looks in the mirror and likes what he sees (until after the next procedure).
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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK
@ Jack:
Oh! Flowers! Of course. Em...wasn't your wife's name Daisey?
One of Mickey's best performances was in "Man without a Face"... just riveting
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Any of you twats suffering from this hysteria shit just line up and Raul will give you some fingerin' to get you over it. ***********************************************************************************************
My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
Not even if he were the last whore in the universe.
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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK
Mickey Rourke, I wanna lick your wounds.
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