Sean Penn Hopes His Critics Get Rectal Cancer
Shortly after the earthquake in Haiti, Sean Penn jumped in his relief boat and headed over there to do some good. Unfortunately, the relief boat couldn't handle the weight of his ego and it sprung a leak causing Sean to jump ship.... Oh wait, that was New Orleans. Let me start over. After the earthquake in Haiti, Sean Penn brought 11 doctors, a few X-Ray machines and a ventilator over to set up a private relief organization. Sean did a good thing (delivered with zero shade).
But several critics blasted Sean and other celebrities like him for using tragedy to make their assholes look shinier. Others critics called the celebrities hypocritical for helping those in need, but then returning to their fancy castles made out of solid gold. Sean has a lovely message for those critics.
In an interview with CBS' Sunday Morning, Sean was asked about the haters and he responded with: "I guess I've been so away from it all-- and our tent camp in Haiti that I haven't had an awful lot of time to pay attention to them. You know, do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah. You know, but I'm not going to spend a lot of energy on it."
Rectal cancer? That's a new one. Since Sean Penn has a face like an engorged anal gland that is starting to crack open I would think he would be more respectful of the rectal area. Or maybe he secretly hates all rectal areas because he does have a face like an engorged anal gland and he's mad about that. I don't know.
But I do know that instead of scooting all over his good deed by wishing an agonizing death upon his critics, he simply should've pressed CLT+ALT+F+U and called it a day.
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Fucking piece of shit - still can't get over that his old man was also a miserable piece of shit and was called out!
I would guess, you miserable piece of dog feces that you will die of lung cancer long before I die of rectal cancer and I want to be there to watch as you gasp for every miserable breath and when you finally get some air I will put a pillow over your miserable fucking head, not to kill you mind you but to wait till you need more air then I will pull it off. We are going do this dance you fucker until you quit opening your mouth and try to start breathing out your ass!
what a fucking miserable piece of shit. ugh
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So, I guess what you're trying to say is that you don't like Sean Penn?
You had me at 'smiting.'
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Sean Penn could have gone to Haiti and worked quietly, flown under the radar, done good deeds and left....instead, he is advertising his trip, proving that it's all about the publicity for him. Shut your fucking pie hole, Penn, nobody gives half a shit for your opinion.
Gee, for such an upright and peaceful samaritan, those are some harsh wishes coming from Sean Penn.
I have never, NEVER wished death, let alone cancer, upon the people I hate or don't particularly like, because that's in the worst taste ever.
It amazes me that someone so self-righteous and morally superior could conjure such a tacky response to those who criticize his work.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
I'm not a movie star, Im just a teacher who makes 50 grand a year, sends a kid to college and manages to live on that. I'm a Red Cross volunteer. I dont have the money to finance a private PUBLICITY trip to a ravaged nation to soothe my need to give back. Sean Penn is an over-indulged, grown up baby, whose life and delusions of importance are financed by the stupidity of the rest of his media-hungry countrymen, who he holds in contempt due mostly to their well-deserved collective stupidity. Don't bitch about this egomanical fool. You dipshits who crave celebrity created him.
Wow,,,my father died of colon cancer - it wasn't pretty....nice going you over-the-hill, coke addicted closeted piece of shit.
May one of your many whores have a raging case of gonorrhea that infects you as you snort you mega-line of coke off of their infected ass.
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Good for Sean. I like him more.
whenever i risk the chance of actually thinking Sean Penn is sophisticated, intellectual, philanthropic, above us all......
I think of 5 words..
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH
And then the fog i was in clears right up
And what's up with people saying they're offended by rich people asking them to donate money?? It's not about the rich people. It's about the people who have nothing. And it's about your values and morals and what in the hell has to go down on this damn spinning rock for you to decide to be a part of the solution--or at least try!! Shit!!
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He should have ignored the critics. I donated to CARE after the Haiti quake and I still live in my nice middle class home. What the hell else am I supposed to do? Move into a cardboard box in the backyard?? Who does that help? People don't need to apologize or feel guilty about wealth unless they acquired it the wrong way. Yes, showbiz folk are obscenely overpaid, but that's life and life ain't fair.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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If Sean Penn really wants to save the poor people in Haiti here's a tip: Stop using cocaine! Producing coke for you stupid rich a-holes is what keeps people in poor countries living in deplorable conditions. You are part of the problem, freak.
Wishing cancer on people? Sounds like Mr. Penn's critics hit a nerve. Wonder if he wished cancer on the women he has hit.
Every time I see this Ann B. Davis-looking dumb bitch, I ask myself if all hitting himself in the head with a checkered Van's sneaker & chomping on Esther's powercrotch led to him being such a complete douchebag later in life.
How can you criticize people for HELPING? He got up and DID something, while these people sit around and analyze/criticize. I'd be pissed off too. Fuck 'em.
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How old is the old quaker? he looks pretty ruggedly fucked up.
He's an asshole. What he projects on others he really feels himself.
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Jesus, is that Fisher Stevens?
He might be an asshole but hes a fucking cool asshole and hes a great actor-wonder if he got to apply that in his Haitian tent city?
Sean Penn seems like the kinda guy that would have been cool to get high with(when I had me a Lohan/Crackie of Camden sized coke problem many moons ago back in my youth).
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He looks like an engorged diverticuli before it explodes and shit flies out.
Please copy and paste and apply to Mickey Rourke below.
And do the Crtitics live in a cave or under a park bench, what are those assholes going home too?
He's right, though. People have no right to criticize him for being in disaster zones and physically and financially doing all he can to help those in emergency situations. So what? You can't help if you are rich and famous? That's pretty fucking stupid considering he has the means to make a difference over there. And I haven't heard anything about him over in Haiti, so I doubt it's just to make himself look good. Although he could probably use all the good PR he can get, lol.
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Sean is around Vadge's age since he was her first husband, right?
So, is that how Vadge would look if she didn't inhale freeze dried baby farts or whatever she does to "stay young"? :)
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i hope sean gets penile cancer and they have to cut his dick off.
Oh, and I think he chose rectal cancer not for laugh or shock value, but because it seems to be a particularly painful, awful disease.
I think his intentions to help are genuine, he's just a cranky ass crack head that spews whatever crap runs through his melon.
I may not agree with everything he says, but I love that he has the big hairy balls to say it.
(no offense Sucky.)
He looks like he's got a Michael Douglas thing going on in this pic.
Why do some Americans hate him so much? It seems if you speak out about your government you’re labelled a commie / socialist just like Natalie Maines from the Dixie chicks.
Am I missing something here, did he say something specific to piss people off? I realize he's not the cheeriest guy around and quite the dick in general but I don't get this whole commie thing.
Ziggy, I'm also rather troubled that he would be so selective in his choice of cancers. Why rectal cancer exactly?
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My guess would be he is calling his detractors assholes.
Maybe he should die screaming from mouth cancer?
Not that I would ever wish that on anyone, but what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
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Wow. Sean, you kind of negate your good deeds by wishing harm to those who criticize you. Agree that I'm awsome or die mofos! Very nice, Mr. Penn.
Alot of people are criticizing celebrities for "just" giving money. Giving is giving. And giving something, whether time or money is always better that nothing. It's not like the 100k that such and such gave, won't go to help.
But charity is something that should be done with humility and a real altruistic atitude. You shouldn't be shouting from the mountain top about what you do. That goes for celebrities or regular joes.
You know what? Good for him - he can say what he wants. Sending money to Haiti is one of the DUMBEST things I've ever heard of...grabbing a bunch of doctors and equipment? Much better.
I don't even care he's such a jerk anymore.
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 12:07pm.
...I mean, most of the celebrities that have been involved in the Haiti relief effort have the money to actually BUY the fucking country of Haiti, or at least build the entire city back, but instead they just throw out a few hundred thousand dollars & then go on TV & try to guilt trip the rest of us who are barely making ends meet into giving our money away...
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I didn't hear anything like that from Sean Penn, till now with this. I kinda like him--he comes across as a cranky old bastard, but I think he has heart and an intelligent concious which is not always on the bandwagon just to be safe. And I like that fact that he is not a pussy to go to bat for his beliefs. I like that about him.
LMAO Suckandfuck. You are sooooo damn disgusting. Holy fucking shit.
Oh, and fuck you Sean Penn, you flabby crusty cunt.
Props to "Ziggystardust"...well said,you have an amazing way with words!!!
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Mr. Nice Guy is hoping his critics die screaming of rectal cancer? From this pic, he just might end up being the one gasping for breath while dying of lung cancer. I'm glad he did something to help in Haiti, but that doesn't make him any less of an asshole. I don't know how Robin Wright tolerated being with him for so long.
Ziggy
You really must use smaller words....and pictures, brightly colored pictures help!
Thanks! ;)
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
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I personally think it's great that celebrities with all their money are able to get out & help these people. Even if there are cameras there, & even if they're only doing it for the publicity, they are still helping people.
The only thing that ever really irritates me about these kind of things is when some big disaster happens, in this case the earthquake in Haiti, & then suddenly all the celebrities get together & make commercials & songs asking the rest of the public to give money. Now, I'm not saying that people shouldn't give money to help, because it's nice if they can afford to, but I find it rather insulting when someone who owns 4 multimillion dollar homes & an Italian Villa has the nerve to actually ask me to give away my money. I mean, most of the celebrities that have been involved in the Haiti relief effort have the money to actually BUY the fucking country of Haiti, or at least build the entire city back, but instead they just throw out a few hundred thousand dollars & then go on TV & try to guilt trip the rest of us who are barely making ends meet into giving our money away.
I mean, don't fucking sit there & ask me, who barely makes $20,000 a year, to give to some charity when you already have more money than God. If you really want to help, don't buy those extra 2 houses & 50 cars & 5 purse holders. I'm sure you could find some way to "cut back" a little & actually spend all of your millions in a way that helps someone else besides yourself for a change.