Alana Kelen Doesn't Think Shiloh Is A Cross-Dresser
Life & Style's cover this week was all about how Angie Jo is trying to become president of PFLAG by turning her 3-year-old Shiloh into a raging butch lezz. Shit is ridiculous, but what is even more ridiculous is the quotes they got from several "experts."
Well, one of the experts, Vh1 stylist Alana Kelen, is claiming Life & Style took her words and ran them through the cunt processor using ESCANDALO typeface. Basically, she's saying she was misquoted. This is the quote from Alana Life & Style published:
"Shiloh is pushing the boundaries of a tomboy look and crossing over to cross-dresser territory."
Alana sent an e-mail to Jezebel explaining how Life & Style twisted her words. Yes, an employee of Vh1 is shocked that someone would manipulate the truth for dramatic purposes. Okay....Here's some of what Alana had to say. You can read the full e-mail at Jezebel if you want.
"I have lost sleep these past 2 nights due to the horrible thoughts and comments (Ed note: And because the Brangeloonies kept banging at her window all night) they included and attributed to me in this particular story for Life & Style, as they were taken completely out of context. They use me often for style quotes, so I had no idea they would twist my words, and they always contact me for final approval, which they did not do this time around.The quote I did provide to Life & Style actually praised Shiloh's parents for letting her be who she wants to be, and included that she has two cool older brothers who she is probably trying to emulate, and that she looks up to, and that there is NOTHING at all wrong with it ... quite the opposite. I was hoping it would influence other parents to let their children do the same.
Again, I am sorry that my words were misinterpreted, and please be assured that I would never say anything bad about any person, especially a child.
Really, I am in tears right now because this just makes me sick. In the past, L&S have often used me for style quotes, and they always give me final approval, so I trusted them for this piece, mistakenly. The actual quote began with "Some might think ..." but they conveniently took that out to make it seem the thought was my own, and did not contact me for that final approval.
Would love if you could include my thoughts, less about restoring my reputation, but more for helping people believe that is is natural and right to let children and people in general express themselves any way they choose, in clothing & in life."
So, stand down, Brangeloonies! If you see Alana on the street, there's no need attack her with the Tomb Raider water pistol you bought at Walmart.
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Agreed on all counts. Regarding the change in hair color, some white kids are usually blond or "tow" headed when they're really young, but their hair darkens as they get older (e.g., Prince Jackson). If you see older pics of Angelina, she was a blonde, even though she's dyed it a few times, I think she's naturally brown.
I know Angie's not the sanest woman, and yes, some mothers become jealous of their daughters, but I think even for Angie, that's stretch. I can take or leave her, but she never struck me as vain.
Submitted by sexytime on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 6:38pm.
I think it's totally f'd up the way they have made Shiloh look blatantly like a boy. I can totally see psycho Angie Jo being jealous of her beautiful daughter and worried that she will get more attention from Brad than her, and therefore making her look as ugly as possible. So dysfunctional and f-d up. Poor Shiloh is going to have such emotional problems. I hope Brad wisens up, breaks up with Angie Jo and gets custody of Shiloh!
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I've read both sides of the argument, that Angie wants to let Shiloh "express herself", so she doesn't fight her on her little (3 year old) clothing choices. Also saw the argument that Angie is jealous, which may very well be. I do agree with you that Shiloh is going to have emotional problems if money-sucking rag mags don't stop putting AN INNOCENT 3-YEAR OLD on their covers. WTF? I wish everyone would boycott this magazine this week, just to make the point that you don't mess with innocent children - no matter what you think of their parents. It's sick.
I think it's totally f'd up the way they have made Shiloh look blatantly like a boy. I can totally see psycho Angie Jo being jealous of her beautiful daughter and worried that she will get more attention from Brad than her, and therefore making her look as ugly as possible. So dysfunctional and f-d up. Poor Shiloh is going to have such emotional problems. I hope Brad wisens up, breaks up with Angie Jo and gets custody of Shiloh!
I am sorry when you whore out your kids to the media they are fair game. Angelina made the choice to put their kids in the spotlight. It is called bad parenting and the kids will be the ones to suffer in the long run.
It must suck to hate your father with your body and soul just to have your child look like him and what is worse, a child who asks you to call her by his name...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
When you cut a child's long hair to short, the hair on top that is naturally lighter from being exposed to the sun is gone, revealing the darker underlayer. No hair dye necessary, though I wouldn't put it past Trampolina.
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cheetahstripes, not necessarily, sometimes getting a different do can bring out different colors in your hair, especially if you go from long to short.
Libra I agree, I remember when she was born there was this rumor that Brad wasn't her dad. And I remember thinking, "You're kidding right? She looks like him with giant lips." I think she'll be striking when she's older (for one thing she still has chubby babyface), but won't look like mommy.
Nothing to say on this topic other than the media should stay the hell away from celebrity kids !!!
Slightly OT: Someone mentioned that Shiloh will grow up to be a blonde Angelina... She'd have to go under the knife many a times (just like her mommy) IMO, to actually look like her... coz the way i see it, she's a mini jon voight with a little bit of Brad thrown in... not that there's anything wrong with that!
Maybe she'll develop more feminine features as she grows older but for now, she ain't the "most gorgeous looking kid" everyone thought she'd be... just my opinion!
And this is what happens, folks, when you whore out your kids for PR and profit.
I still don't understand how Shiloh's hair went from light blonde to light brown in the space of less than a year. They're dying the kid's hair, too?
way too Harsh , maybe the kid simply had nits and needed a cut? good grief I think she pisses all over that shit on a stick suri GO Bi LOH I mean SHi LOH or what ever the efff they call you
I dunno why people get so horrified by the way Brad and Angie dress Shiloh. I mean, who knows! Maybe these dumb fucks didn't check well "down there" and they are rectifying now...
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JFC - who fucking cares if this child got a damn short-short haircut??
It would be truly funny to find out that all of the furor was over something really innocent - like she "accidentally" cut a huge chunk of hair off with scissors, and the resulting short haircut was done to "even out" the remaining hair ...
Sheeesh - it's only hair. The shit WILL grow back.
mhm, i know vienna as Wien - the (f.e.) austrian way to spell their capital ;)
Next thing you know "Life & Style" will have a front page story that Shiloh and Suri are scissoring.
Why thank you Alana, for selfishly dragging everyone's attention back to a magazine HARASSING A TODDLER so we can be assured that you, someone we don't know or care about, aren't a meanie.
I'm just glad we have Shiloh on the cover and not Suri. Her parents may be freaks and famewhores, but at least she isn't dressed like a dead-eyed, creepy baby-prostitute.
This is what happens when you name your daughter after a Civil War battleground. It makes her all butch and stuff.
I was a tomboy as a yoot. I liked girly girl stuff too though.
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Having older brothers myself, I always loved loved loved their boy handmedowns (my mother hated me wearing them, which was all the more fun). Then I got boobs and wore boy pants with girl tops and that was my rebel self just being different. Shiloh sounds like she wants to be like her brothers.
I'm a girly girl and wear army fatigues and camo pants.
please excuse the bump to the top. i had a misspelling. oy.
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stupid story. wtf kinda writer's they got?? all whitey's!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 12:10pm.
ahahaha I HAD TO SHUT MY OFFICE DOOR!!!!!
I was banging on my desk lololol'inggggggg!
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now that I look at it, I think Shi is wearing a wig in the shot on the right...it's darker blonde, too thick for baby's hair, and there's no part where there should be.
I hope Angie knows putting wigs and weaves on a 3-year-old is likely to cause permanent damage to her hairline. :-P
Lamest mag cover ever. Ok, not really.. but definitely in the top one million.
I don't know why everyone is so upset, there's nothing wrong with being a transexual blob.
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glad to know there are smart people with wordly knowledge outside their own State/Country/Province.
Submitted by Jana on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 1:00pm.
Vienna is also the Capital of Austria. In some languages it's Vien in others Viena or Vieden etc. Like who calls their kid Paris.
LOL I know...that's why I put a ;-P at the end instead of a :-P. I figured most folks, when they hear/see the word "Vienna", think sausage, not the city.
or maybe that's just me? I am kind of hungry. ;-D
anyway she should set the record straight if she did not want to go on record in a worldwide magazine that she thinks a 3-year-old is a crossdresser.
but maybe she shouldn't have commented at all...it is Life & Style, you know.
even if you think like I think that Shi has a little Chaz Bono going on, I wouldn't want to go on official record about that at all.
Shi might grow up to be a stupid spoiled slut like Paris Hilton and then what? ;)
Vienna is also the Capital of Austria. In some languages it's Vien in others Viena or Vieden etc. Like who calls their kid Paris.
Who is Vienna and more importantly, what kind of drugs do you have to be on to name your child after sausage? ;-P
I find cute girls with short hair extremely pwetty. At least they can pull it off!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 12:46pm.
Angel_i,
He's more girlie than Shiloh!!!
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Ah...happy and free! He's lucky to have you:)
Shiloh should be so lucky!
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Angel_i,
He's more girlie than Shiloh!!!
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Dude, my abs are sore from laughing so hard. Fucking GENIUS on a stick.
Back on topic.
So what do you think Angie will do to squash these rumors?
Parade Shiloh around in a pink dress with a white satin bow in her hair?
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 12:33pm.
Angel_i,
LOL!!!! OY!
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How's Max? Still cross-dressing?
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