Once Upon A Time, Angie And Mick Boned
A new Brangelina tell-all book written by Jenny Paul claims that Angie Jolie had a down low affair with Mick Jagger in 1997 after they met on the set of the Rolling Stones video "Anybody Seen My Baby?" Fun fact: "Anybody Seen My Baby?" is the song most mothers sing after Angie Jo comes to visit their babies.
The book alleges that Mick and Angie hooked up several times in 1997 while he was married to Jerry Hall and she was married to Jonny Lee Miller. Angie was 22 at the time, and Mick was like 123 or something.
They obviously couldn't get enough of each other, because Angie banged Mick's cock again 6 years later....in Bangkok. Do you think Mick hummed the melody to "Angie" when he licked her b-hole? Let that visual simmer on your brain for a moment.
Jenny's tell-all also claims that in 2004, Angie got it on with Ralph Fiennes and Colin Farrell. Angie dated Colin for four months, but cut him loose because he was a drunk.
You know what disturbs me the most about all of this? The fact that whenever I read or hear the name "Mick Jagger" I think of that raggedy gutter rat Ke$ha. Urg. Can somebody please get Vampire Eric to erase that tick from my brain?
via Daily Mail
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 11:41pm.
I am not a part of the team jen ... but I agree with you ... Angie is a pathetic actress ... and moreover, a cheater ...
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Hello scorned women and Aniston's 68309 accounts below me *waves*
All celebs are whores..but at least this one can act.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
This is news? Mick Jagger cheated on his wife & Angelina Jolie slept with ANOTHER married man?? It would be news if Angelina DIDN'T sleep with a man she worked with, surely?
I think her features were always pretty, but her skin in this picture looks so unhealthy. She's grey, for fuck's sake.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Look at that photo of AJ! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
BTW, anyone that looks at that picture above and thinks she's the "Most Beautiful Woman in the World" is out of their fucking mind!! The surgery she has gone thru must have been incredibly painful! YIKES! But she's laughing all the way to the bank, right?
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Personally I could care less who this woman has fucked!! My problem with her is that she claims to be something other than she is. And that holier than thou attitude, and the "hollywood royalty" pose she sports on the red carpet really disgusts me. She went after his wife with a vengeance painting her as the perpetual used up old hag. At least that's what the loonies claim that Jen does to her, only stating that JA hires people to work day and night to paint AJ as a whore. I don't think anybody has to pay anyone for that. And the whole thing bores me to tears...can't you tell?? Haha, AJ wasn't so bad, and I used to think she was ok till the mother theresa act, directly after fucking her married co-star... Whatever, not that our opinion counts, but I'm still "Team Jen"!! Jolie hasn't done a decent movie since she hooked up with the goat and neither has he. FYI to Brangelina...."Boring doesn't mean edgy and cool" it means zzzzzzz at the theatre.... And stay home and take care of your kids, they may not end up hating you in future if you think about them instead of yourselves sometimes!! The only reason anyone cares about them is because of the triangle that they all perpetuate.
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Hey, you're still talking about Mick Jagger y'know, the biggest superstar of the Pre-Cambrium era, so a bit of respect please!
she has had a horse
http://media.buzzhumor.com/7/angelina_jolie_horse_funeea681.jpg
and now she is doing a goat
Jolie is.................Hollywood's Bicycle
A reader from DailyMail called her
GROOM RAIDER
i thought that was funny
Morality aside, I would NEVER fuck Jerry Hall's man. She looks like she could mess you up.
Pre-nose job Angie is not good looking at all IMO.
As for sleeping with a *married* Mick Jagger.... not like it was her first and last time!!!!
Was the photo of Angie, shown above, taken during her heroin days? Her skin looks kind of grayish.
Can we just assume that she has fucked everyone (which is why she is sooooo popular).
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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK
She does have a kind of smug, manipulative, insincere style. I am starting to understand dlisters general distaste for this hooker.
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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK
Par for the course, eh?
I bet that fisting her feels like gutting a pumpkin.
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This news and late and causes me to thınk..
so...and?
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Oh shame on you, Michael K. I loathe the word *boned*. Sounds like Khloe K. Odom talking:(((
Submitted by SiennaD on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 9:13pm.
That she had sex with Mick and Colin and isn't a walking STD clinic is amazing.
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Who says she's not?
The better question is, who HASN'T she fucked?
But Angelina said she has "only slept with 5 people".
Let's recap
1. Johnny Lee Miller
2. Billy Bob Thornton
3. Brad Pitt
4. boyfriend her mother let her move into the house
5. Timothy Hutton (her boyfriend at one time)
6. Mick Jagger
7. Ralph Fiennes
8. Colin F.
9. Jenny S (don't remember her last name)
That she had sex with Mick and Colin and isn't a walking STD clinic is amazing.
Sounds like Angelina has been getting around.
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You know what disturbs me the most about all of this? The fact that whenever I read or hear the name "Mick Jagger" I think of that raggedy gutter rat Ke$ha.
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Are you kidding! It's Mick Fucking Jagger, no groupie would ever pass that one (ask Luciana Gimenez). I'm with Angie Jo, nowadays he may be too old, but back then, oh my god, I'd hit it relentlessly.
The loons are going to be up all night drinking coffee typing out 950 page posts on this one.
i'm bummed that ralph fiennes went there.
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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 4:38pm.
I dunno, Reeter. A naked Keith Richards could have been even worse, he looks like he's been dead and mummified for awhile.
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True. I'd much rather a naked Johnny or Brad. ; ) Hey, but that's just me.
Submitted by RasKimmie on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 3:51pm.
. . . Johnny will be elevated to God status if he can resist that, although 10lbs wouldn't kill her. She's kinda veiny.
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I dunno. . . would he really want her? Personally, I don't think she looks that great. Also, Depp keeps his personal life private. I have no idea what his kids even look like. I cannot imagine him wanting to join the Jolie circus and play "Daddy J" to her child army.
Mick Jagger never was and never will be sexy. He's disgusting and he's lucky he's rich & famous or he would only bag fat chicks at truck stops.
I dunno, Reeter. A naked Keith Richards could have been even worse, he looks like he's been dead and mummified for awhile.
Angieho has hit an all time low in my book. I love me some Rolling Stones, but a naked Mick Jagger? Gross.
Jizz-flagger.
I don't necessarily think that AJ was too young to fuck Depp at 14. I think her mom let a dude move in with her at 15. But I would be highly surprised if she don't tap that shit now. Johnny will be elevated to God status if he can resist that, although 10lbs wouldn't kill her. She's kinda veiny.
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I just want to punch this stupid whore in the nuts.
That is all.
I would have loved it if Jerry Hall had found out and kicked Jolie's ass. Hall had a reputation for confronting Jagger's various girlfriends and telling them off or worse. I believe Janice Dickerson claimed Hall even pulled a gun on her when she learnt that Mick had slept with her. I've seen Jerry Hall in person and she is 6 feet and in pretty good shape. She would have wiped the floor with Jolie!
ME and Jeepster: Slave to Love is amazing, but this is my absolute fave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPegZQo5dnc
I think it was the B-side to Avalon (another favorite).
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Nothing this fucking whore does surprises me anymore.
And Angelina isn't surprising either...
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Really, I would have been shocked if they had NOT fucked...
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Slave to Love!!!! So beautiful! My fave Brian Ferry song is "More than This"....
I'll say it again - Jerry Hall is an IDIOT!!!!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Ooooh, what a shock. He's a slut, she's a slut. He likes young vajayjay, she has daddy issues (otherwise, why cheat on JLM at absolute max hatwness?).
Dayum, I'm just disappointed that they weren't a couple openly, because the LoonyDruggieHotMessness could have eclipsed the sun.
Urmomma they were good.
(goes to watch The Reader to cry over Ralph's Angie stains)
Submitted by Jeepster on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 2:37pm.
For the record - Jerry Hall was an IDIOT to marry Mick Jagger....she had BRIAN FERRY for chrissakes!!!
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My favorite Bryan Ferry song:
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