Friday, March 5th 2010

Studded For Your Displeasure

If these pictures of Jared Leto at the Dior show in Paris today are leaving you dry (in more ways than two), simply put your imagination to work. Undress, shower, moisturize, shave and send him to the JCPenney Beauty Salon with your eyes. That might help.

Posted by: Michael K


I want to spit on him

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 7:08pm
Ummmm... not much... XD one makes you look like a shiny unicorn, the other makes you look like an effeminate douchebag, I guess.
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And that's why he's starring on dlisted...home of shiny unicorns and effeminate douchebags (not that there's anything wrong with that!)

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 7:00pm.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 6:59pm.
I for one am enjoying watching La Leto embrace his gayer side. Beats the hell out of the emo-screamo-too much eyeliner shit he was sporting before.
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Kerfuffles, I'm confused...how are these two looks different? LOL

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Ummmm... not much... XD one makes you look like a shiny unicorn, the other makes you look like an effeminate douchebag, I guess.

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 03/06/2010 - 6:59pm.
I for one am enjoying watching La Leto embrace his gayer side. Beats the hell out of the emo-screamo-too much eyeliner shit he was sporting before.
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Kerfuffles, I'm confused...how are these two looks different? LOL

Kerfuffles's picture

I for one am enjoying watching La Leto embrace his gayer side. Beats the hell out of the emo-screamo-too much eyeliner shit he was sporting before.

catholicschoolgirl's picture

He pinged my gaydar so hard he broke it.

Sayonara's picture

He could have put a bit more effort into this outfit.

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

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Submitted by sunny on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 6:22pm.

Davey Havoc is a genetic freak of nature.

That man can pull off anything.

Jared Leto doesn't even hold a torch to Davey Havoc, not even on a good day, and that's saying something because Jared Leto...isn't ugly.

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

He'll be one funny looking guy when he gets old...

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My little sister loves(?) Jared Leto, and even she admits that he's a douche and a manwhore.

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

Soultonic, and yet despite all that, he's still an older taller version of Pete Wentz.

Zonko's picture

When i worked at Virgin Records (years ago), that egomaniac actually took his shirt off in the middle of a meeting.

Just took it off. There he sat, bare-chested in the middle of a record company meeting. No one knew what the fuck he was doing.

And no one was impressed.

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Wow...Jared Leto's band sold-out Wembley Arena last week. His band's second album sold 2 million copies world-wide. Good for him.

Here's a great article I found:
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/jared-let...

Dude, you're like forty years old and still wearing douche-rocker stuff and black nail polish. Your music is repetitive crap. Your last movie was with LINDSAY LOHAN. You asserted your toughness by physically attacking a HOBBIT.

Get over your own ass. You may be decent looking, but you're not nearly as awesome as you think you are.

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I don't think that Jared Leto is oog-lay, but his reputation is just so off-putting that he's completely unattractive.

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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.

omgosh jordan catalano i loved u 10 years ago but seriously ur like 40 grow up

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isn't jared like....FORTY...come on! grow up already and get over yourself...
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 6:13pm.

He looks like another one on the cusp of a middle-age breakdown. Jared declared war on his hotness a couple of years ago. It's sad given that that's the thing that has made him the most money

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why must he fight the hot, he can't completely hide it, but why???

He needs to be slapped like the bitch that he is. He's such a girl.

You_Complete_Me.'s picture

He can suck on my teats & breathe hard whilst fingering down there, but I've decided THAT IS ALL.

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

He's pushing forty with grace, dignity, and style. Yep.

HoityToity's picture

I used to remeber when he used to be achingly beautiful. What happened? He is still handsome but what is up with his weird looks these days? Dude, you shouldn't have to prove you are edgy. That is something you either are or you are not.

Pamela's picture

I heart Jordan Catalano forever!!!!!!!!

Jared is really cute and talented and I've heard he's actually a nice guy in person but what is this outfit? Douche couture?

bornagainChristian's picture

Paul Allen has left the building.

Seriously, how many screws are loose here?

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Submitted by Soultonic on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 7:00pm.
M.E.

Damn..I just finished sampling the first two albums and I can't decide which one...I think I'm gonna get both. If I really get into them then I'll get the third album.

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Hiya Soultonic. If you are interested in them, I highly would recommend the track 'Stranger in a Strange Land' from their newest album. Tis epic. A bit of a detour from their previous work but stunning nonetheless. Cheers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmOIDAa3Dy0&feature=channel

...the Dior show in Paris???

Jared, and the two on either side of him in the front row, look like three random Fiorella LaGuardia School of Performing Arts HS sophomores just 'crashing and hanging' at 'some show'.

(??) come on, Jared (and the other two nameless hos), this is a DIOR SHOW IN PARIS. for a second i thought i was looking at a picture of Jared attending a local HS performance of Rent. *no offense to local HS performances, they are damn good, some of them*

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This bitch is 21 any more. He feels entitled to be a hipster now, wasn't he like a Robert Smith-wannabe 2 years ago?

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So, isn't there a rumor floating around out there that he and Elija Wood have been f buddies for a long time....I guess I shouldn't say "buddies" since the rumors entail a dom/submissive relationship with Elija being the receptor of some rather nasty probes.

Isn't there?

xerquina's picture

isn't he too old for this hipster shit.grow up old man!
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i'd still hit!

Cara's picture

Eh, he's doing his own thing so I can't hate him too much. Despite the unfortunate hair, I still think he looks pretty damn good for somebody who is pushing 40. He looks 28.

johnnysgirl's picture

I have never seen Requiem for a dream either - but I won't. I can't handle shit like that.

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Soultonic's picture

Okay..I'm getting A Beautiful Lie and downloading Echelon all by itself. Done.

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M.E.

Damn..I just finished sampling the first two albums and I can't decide which one...I think I'm gonna get both. If I really get into them then I'll get the third album.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 6:29pm.
"M.E. -- OMG, that clip of him shooting up into that infected arm is one of the grossest, up there with the double dildo scene."
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Twat, got a link to either or both of the above scenes? ;p

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Claire_Bear's picture

Pete Wentz is going to orgasm when he sees this.

M.E.'s picture

Soul:

Capricorn (A Brand New Name)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwMxb0NXXyo

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Welcome Soul!

Soultonic's picture

@M.E.

Thank you berry much.

M.E.'s picture

Soultonic:

A Beautiful Lie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EcX4OtLWVs

M.E.'s picture

Soultonic, I like "A Beautiful Lie" the best, but their first self titled album is good too.

mike's picture

Oh Jared, my eskimo brother, that outfit is utterly ridiculous, and that is in no way a compliment. Also, "artists" who make a spectacle of themselves with their attire are usually (subconsciously or not) do it to make up for what their art LACKS. Comprende, pendejo?