But Where Was The Award For Mimi's Stache?
This weekend in Los Angeles, there's going to be an award show held every damn half hour. I think Denny's is giving out their Rooty Tooty Fresh In Movies Awards this afternoon (hosted by Kirstie Alley's nutritionist). Last night was the Independent Spirit Awards, which honors independent spirits or some shit.
Precious was the big (no pun intended) last night picking up a million awards for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actress for Gabourey Sidibe, Best Supporting Actress for Mo'nique, Best Screenplay, and Best Performance By A Plate of Hairy Pig's Feet (which surprisingly did not go to Mimi). Unfortunately, those dumb bitches didn't give a nod to Mimi's stache, which was the real star of that movie. However, Mimi still showed up to sprinkle her Hello Kitty ho-ness all over the event....and because she heard the bottle pop.
Other awards went to Jeff Bridges in Cray-Cray Heart for Best Actor and Woody Harrelson in The Messenger for Best Supporting Actor.
And now for pictures! In order: Mimi, Maggie GyllenSAAG with Peter Sarsgaard, Pierce Brosnan with his wife Keely, Roger Ebert with his wife Chaz, The Beaver Director Jodie Foster (that's her new full name now), Mo'nique (and her furry caterpillar stems) with her husband Sidney, Carey Mulligan, Gabourey Sidibe, Mena Suvari, Lenny Kravitz with his daughter Zoe, Jason Stackhouse from True Blood, Jennifer Grey (A MESS), John Waters and Jeff Bridges.
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Mariah---yes, a terrible dresser.
Like Maggie, hate that dress.
Why is Lenny Kravitz always on a date with his daughter?
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Miss Carey needs to take some hints from Gabby about how a big girl should be dressing. She looks SO weird.
Poor Roger. I'm glad he's not hiding though.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:43am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:29am.
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See? This is what I love about the DL. We can agree to disagree without getting into a shit flinging match. Well, unless you disparage Gary Coleman. Then the gloves are off, bitch!! xoxox
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I couldn't agree more IG. I love this site for that very reason. Rarely do you see people bitch each other out. PEACE! ;)
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See? This is what I love about the DL. We can agree to disagree without getting into a shit flinging match. Well, unless you disparage Gary Coleman. Then the gloves are off, bitch!! xoxox
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 9:07am.
Whamo, not trying to be an asshole here, but I disagree with just about everything you said.
Roger Ebert's face IS scary, but so the fuck what? Is he supposed to hide in a cave?
Maggie Gyllenhaal may not be conventionally pretty, but is so much more interesting to me and her talent speaks volumes.
And maybe both Keeley Shea Smith and that Brosnan guy are happy with her 'few extra pounds.' Who cares? Just my opinion.
Now, Jodie we can both agree on! :)
Flame away.
==================================================LOL No problem IG..With regard to R.E. No he should'nt hide out in a cave but regarless I don't think I'm saying anything a lot of people aren't thinking, the man looks scary. Period. Power to him for getting on with his life but regardless,everytime I see him it utterly freaks me out. I'm not saying he should not show his face it's just when I see it I shudder.
Maggie..again I'm not commenting of her talent and I find many women that don't have that typical model looks quite attractive but MG.. sorry she looks like ASS! IMHO
Keeley Shea Smith...I'm just saying he obviously must love her the way she is because he's still with her. My point is with all the women who throw themselves at Pierce she'd have to be either a strong women to handle that or a mess that can't.
Jodie...I think you have a better chance than I ever would:) She has that intellengent pretty girl next door sexiness about her.
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Whamo, not trying to be an asshole here, but I disagree with just about everything you said.
Roger Ebert's face IS scary, but so the fuck what? Is he supposed to hide in a cave?
Maggie Gyllenhaal may not be conventionally pretty, but is so much more interesting to me and her talent speaks volumes.
And maybe both Keeley Shea Smith and that Brosnan guy are happy with her 'few extra pounds.' Who cares? Just my opinion.
Now, Jodie we can both agree on! :)
Flame away.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 8:46am.
Well Keeley Shaye Brosnan cannot drop the pounds because she has an illness which she is and has been on Prednisone for years. Prednisone swells you up like a balloon, particularly long term use. Look at poor Kathleen Turner.
I'm sorry but Roger Ebert's face is just plain freaking me the fuck out. WTF. Power to ya for showing up in public but I'm sure there's been many a child that have hid behind their parents ‘legs at the site of that! Sweet Jesus.
Maggie G...I can’t imagine what she looks like first thing in the morning before she puts her face on. She must have a very dedicated husband because the thought of staring inches away at that face makes my brain freeze.
Pierce Brosnan's wife must either be extremely secure in herself or extremely insecure..I can't see any middle ground here. She’s actually quite attractive but as some people have mentioned you’d think she’d work very hard at dropping a few pounds.
I know Jodie plays for the other side but I’ve always had a crush on her. Reminds me of an old girlfriend.
Gabbie…well let’s just say these are some of the best shots I’ve seen of her….Still
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:59am.
This is true. I tried to eliminate dairy, starches, and some meats from my diet altogether at one point, and while it yielded some significant results, I relapsed to my former diet afterward.
Some people are so obsessed with "fitness" that they're just plain neurotic, which is actually rather counterproductive if you ask me, because their minds aren't healthy.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Submitted by Cake666 on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 9:32am.
While I get your point, I don't have large hips and I'm as "real" and have to diet as much as the next person does. As a matter of fact, I have to monitor my diet moreso than most other women because of how I'm proportioned. I'm top heavy, so naturally most of my weight accumulates to my stomach, arms, face, etc. and it looks worse.
I'm fat, but one thing I really struggle with is the fact that society subliminalized this idea that women should accept and worship their own bodies, but only if they're naturally proportioned like a Real Doll, yet if she gets breast implants or any other cosmetic surgery to prescribe to said aesthetic, then she's an abomination to women.
Men and women generally both do this, and it's fuck annoying. I'm trying to lose weight, but I'll never have huge hips or a huge ass, and frankly, that's what makes me feel more like a freak than being fat has ever made me feel.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Uh-uh Maggie, no. Not at all. Stop it.
What is it with this girl? Does she have some kind of progeria? She has the face of a 40 year old alcoholic lunch lady, and has for the LONGEST. And I swear 'fore God, them titties...I have double d's and mine were perkier than this at her age.
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Submitted by LostInTranslation on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 6:04pm.
All these celebrities have broken faces when they're wearing natural expressions. Its only when they "Hollywood smile" that they resemble themselves.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 6:16pm.
Angel, if you saw a guy with a broken face, ignore it. That's just Roger Ebert. OKAY, I know that was wrong but damn, I kill me!
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I know - it's so hard.
But I have to say - altho his wife looks worn by it all, he seems to be quite happy with his new puppet face. *shrugs* SoR-RaY!
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Ooh, Mo'Nique is on. She looks fabulous.
Guiliana Rancid's head is jarringly HUGE and disturbing. She looks like she ought to phone home.
What was that about the Hurt Locker people??
All these celebrities have broken faces when they're wearing natural expressions. Its only when they "Hollywood smile" that they resemble themselves.
Angel, if you saw a guy with a broken face, ignore it. That's just Roger Ebert. OKAY, I know that was wrong but damn, I kill me!
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Annoying - seems ALL the women are wearing a snug bodice/mermaid train dress.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 6:00pm.
Anyone live in NYC? Guess you won't be watching the Oscars or anything else on ABC, huh? Hope none of you are "Lost" fans!
*giggling and skipping over to the remote*
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I'm in Canada - closer to NYC - and I can see the live stream. I just saw a lady with a broken face over there:)
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
I just saw a view of Oscar's butt.
Anyone live in NYC? Guess you won't be watching the Oscars or anything else on ABC, huh? Hope none of you are "Lost" fans!
*giggling and skipping over to the remote*
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Who's hosting the red carpet snore fest? That annoying twat Ryan Lamecrest and that ET looking creature Guiliana Rancid?
The red carpet is so fucking beige and boooring. Isaac Mizrahi was hilarious. Joan Rivers cracked me up, too. Throw Bruce Villanch out there in tux and let him go to town. ANything to make it fun again.
Yeah, Dog. ;-) I planned my whole day around them!
I'm watching them here:
http://www.livestream.com/theoscars
and you can see the people arriving, but the productions assistants and technical people are STILL getting it together. You can hear all kinds of background "testing" conversations. LOL.
LostInTranslation, you so excited you had to say it twice? lol!
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RED CARPET starting right now!
RED CARPET starting right now!
Does Gabby have unusually short lower legs or something? Or is it the camera angle?
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I'm confused. Is this The Year of the Fat?
Mena Suvari forever!
Ok, really...
People should stop praising Gabby S. as something "different" and ok just as she is. She's freaking OBESE. Somewhere under there is a cute face, but so what? If you want to praise someone for having a "different" body type, why not check out Mariah Carey? She's definitely thicker than she used to be but she ALWAYS looks happy with herself, and she has never looked unhealthy, despite the fact that she dresses like a juvenile. Or Monique, who sets just as good of an example, who is thicker than Mariah but still has relatively healthy-looking body proportions. Maybe Gabby is content with herself, but I think it's just as delusional to preech about how good it is to just be 'yourself,' no matter how fat your self is.
And on a completely superficial note, just LOOK at Gabby's feet squeezed in those shoes. Yeesh! That looks painful.
She is seriously getting really fat. Someone in her camp should tell her the truth instead of lying to her and bringing her food. That's why she married that little weasley guy.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:59am.
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Wow. You guys touched on everything that's happened in the Church of Angel_I this weekend in the space of two short posts. Thank you:) It needed a good summary.
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Where is this Church of Angel_I, and how can I become a member of the congregation? :)
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Submitted by thegobbler on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 11:17am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 11:03am.
*ding* fries are done.
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OH you HAD to get me started...
Hehe. I still get a kick out of that song.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:59am.
What I really wish, is that people would focus more on their spiritual/mental/emotional/intellectual health. Feed and exercise that, because that's what's still gonna be there when we're saggy, old and wrinkly. Youth is fleeting and MOST of us will not be Raquel Welch's. We can lie to ourselves, but it ain't gonna happen.
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True, but exercise is not just for cosmetic reasons...What good is a fine intellect or rich spiritual life if you've had a stroke and can't even feed yourself, or if you've died of a heart attack?
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Wow. You guys touched on everything that's happened in the Church of Angel_I this weekend in the space of two short posts. Thank you:) It needed a good summary.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:59am.
What I really wish, is that people would focus more on their spiritual/mental/emotional/intellectual health. Feed and exercise that, because that's what's still gonna be there when we're saggy, old and wrinkly. Youth is fleeting and MOST of us will not be Raquel Welch's. We can lie to ourselves, but it ain't gonna happen.
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True, but exercise is not just for cosmetic reasons...What good is a fine intellect or rich spiritual life if you've had a stroke and can't even feed yourself, or if you've died of a heart attack?
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
@ Chris E
Maggie G reportedly undergone quite a few plastic surgery procedures: eyes, lip, chin, etc.
So much for her hippie "I'm all natural" stance.
I'd like to know why Mariah keeps sucking it in and sticking it out in every pose I see of her. It's not a flattering look for a 40 + yr old woman to do. Just breath and be natural.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 11:03am.
*ding* fries are done.
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OH you HAD to get me started...
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
I gotta run
I gotta run
I work at Burger King making flame broiled Whoppers I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with thaaat?
Would you like an apple pie with thaaat?
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries aaaarrre doooonnneee....
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
*ding* fries are done.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 3:08am.
I've realized that the most effective weight loss plan is to eat smaller amounts of what you want and exercise.
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I agree with this, but I also think your diet and exercise has to be fun for the individual or they won't truly incorporate it in their lifestyle.
What I really wish, is that people would focus more on their spiritual/mental/emotional/intellectual health. Feed and exercise that, because that's what's still gonna be there when we're saggy, old and wrinkly. Youth is fleeting and MOST of us will not be Raquel Welch's. We can lie to ourselves, but it ain't gonna happen.
Submitted by lizardo911 on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:01am.
Are Maggie Gyllenhall and her husband checking out her saggy boobs or what?
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Yeah, he's like, "Fuck me that is a saggy tit" and she's all, "I know but I'm quirky, so it doesn't matter..."
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
What is wrong with Maggie's face?
Has it always looked this...off?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Are Maggie Gyllenhall and her husband checking out her saggy boobs or what? How stupid! And James Bond's wife is a big ball of mess.
Mimi has a great figure, but can't look past her dumb expression.
Love Pierce's wife, she looks healthy and feminine..Yeah I know, what's that, right? Don't worry, one day we will all have a good laugh about todays beauty ideal..or at least I hope so..because self tanner, anorexia, bleach and botox have to go out of style right?
But of course that's all perfectly healthy, it's those darn people with real boobs & hips & asses that have to go diet for the rest of their lifes.
And we're all supposed to be skinny. /facepalm
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