Sandra Bullock Is The Worst And The Best
I haven't seen All About Steve, because unlike me, my DVD player is not a filthy nasty whore who sucks on absolutely anything you put in its mouth. If I shove All About Steve in its mouth, it will spit that shit out as if it was a smoker's jizz load. So because of that I'm not sure if Sandra Bullock really gave Milk of Magnesia's shittiest performance by an actress in a movie, but the Razzie voters thinks so and named her THE WORST for her awful work in All About Steve. And Sandra kept her promise by showing up in person to accept her award last night.
Sandra also brought along a wagon full of All About Steve DVDs for everyone to watch and rethink their decision. Sandra said, "I brought the shooting script. I'm willing to go through page by page, read the line the way I did it in the film and, if anyone wants to give me a line read of how I could've done it better…. We can do this till about 4 o'clock in the morning. Or you guys can just watch the movie and rethink your decision, and I'll show up next year and we can go out for a drink afterward."
Okay, Sandy, you win this time. I'll go ahead and give you an awkward half-hug (our boobs won't touch) for this. However, when your ass wins an Oscar tonight (UGH. AND UGH) for that after-school special, I will go back to throwing you shade. But let's cherish this moment in the meantime.
And here's the rest of the Razzie losers:
WORST PICTURE: "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
WORST ACTORS: All three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"
WORST ACTRESS: Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"
WORST SCREEN COUPLE: Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (Combined Category for 2009): "Land of the Lost"
WORST DIRECTOR: Michael Bay, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
WORST SCREENPLAY: "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" written by Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures
WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE: "Battlefield Earth"
WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE: Eddie Murphy, "Adventures of Pluto Nash," "I Spy," "Imagine That," "Meet Dave," "Norbit," "Showtime"
WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE: Paris Hilton, "The Hottie and the Nottie," "House of Wax," "Repo: The Genetic Opera"
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Sandra Bullock is adorable!
Her Oscar speech rocked, she was self-deprecating, real and funny...
As soon as I get home from Possum Manor, I'm going straight down to Bess, her Austin restaurant, finding her, I will tell her I want to be her BFF and I will sit there and talk to her!
Until the po po come and then I guess our budding friendship with be over...:)
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Submitted by dusted on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 5:46pm.
"There's more to it than that. Crash always had an edge."
Bull-fucking-shit. Crash didn't have edge, it had a blunt object with which it kept beating the audience over the head with.
Oh wow, it showed people of all backgrounds can be racist and mistrust others. What a revelation! And sometimes people who are disturbed by racism actually harbor the same feelings. But you know what? It's because society is hurting inside because its daddy has prostate cancer/mommy didn't love it/its maid is its only friend.
What a fucking trite piece of shit that movie was.
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I'm one sanctimonious motherfucker, but even I hated that movie.
Amazing performances, but the message of the movie was pathetic. Sometimes people are horrible and do stupid and cruel shit, and sometimes they redeem themselves, and then the cycle begins again. No kidding. Really?! I'm a changed woman. Thank you for opening my eyes to the fact that people suck. Wow.
You gotta give her credit for showing up, that was pretty funny
Thank goodness someone in Hollywood doesn't take themselves too seriously.
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Not that I don't think that Paris Hilton fails at everything she attempts, but choosing her for "worst" anything isn't even original anymore because almost everyone hates that little puke.
It's just not as amusing when everyone agrees on that choice. For the sake of argument, I'm quite frankly disappointed that they chose Paris Hilton.
I won't watch anything with Megan Fox in it, but I'm surprised that Jennifer's Body hadn't won a Razzie, but Transformers did? Come on now.
I hate Bradley Cooper, and was left unamused by the Hangover.
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Submitted by sjsmitty on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 6:15pm.
how is that twilight shit not nominated for anything!!??? that or I'm guessing both of those fuckers were worst everything period!
I totally agree with you! When I first saw Twilight I was like what the fuck is this shit?!?! I thought it was suppose to be good since I heard so many girls raving about it, it was shit! They should have won Worst Screen couple! Because those two can't act!
I didn't think All About Steve was actually all that bad lol. I mean it was goofy as hell, but when I finally saw it, I was expecting this disaster and it wasn't.
Anywho... glad to see that there are some famous folks with a sense of humor and know not to take themselves too seriously.
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Evil_Cupcake -- I actually cried when "Twin Peaks" went off the air. Remember the scene where Laura Palmer's father throws himself onto her coffin as it's being lowered into the grave, and the coffin-lowering device goes haywire and starts going up and down (ala sex)? OMG! I remember having screamed when I saw that!
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I loved that scene. Another favorite was when Laura's father was singing: "Chicks and ducks, and geese better scurry, when I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top" and he was losing his mind!
Me too, I cried and have yet to recover from it's cancellation!
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 5:44pm.
I know I'm reaching but has anyone seen " The Room'' with Tommy Wiseau.
It's soooooooooo bad that the only way I can watch it is with a Rifftrax LOL!
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I haz NO ABC! FUCK THESE PEOPLE
but I am watching the pre show
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I think they were trying to make her act like a Parker Posey type-character. Good or bad, I love Sandra Bullock and her true attitude.
Evil_Cupcake -- I actually cried when "Twin Peaks" went off the air. Remember the scene where Laura Palmer's father throws himself onto her coffin as it's being lowered into the grave, and the coffin-lowering device goes haywire and starts going up and down (ala sex)? OMG! I remember having screamed when I saw that!
LMAO at Sandra for taking one in the eye and pulling a little hair while she did.
*claps*
I am off to make dinner, my family is soooo needy.
I hope everyone had a great weekend because it's just about over...crap.
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Looks like the Razzies got it right. Regarding the worst actor, I think Eddie Murphy actually knows how to act; he just keeps picking the wrong roles & arrogantly thinks he can improvise on scripts. Regarding the worst actress, parasite hilton doesn't know how to act, unless she's pretending she's having an orgasm or when she's giving a blowjob to a random dude in a back alleyway...
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 5:27pm.
Hello Kitty Ho -- OMG, I love "Dead Ringers." Then again, I could watch Jeremy Irons read the phonebook. "Crash" was disturbing, though; saw it once and that was enough for me.
Anyone here a David Lynch fan?
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Blue Velvet! OMG, Hopper was genius!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 6:18pm.
ah good to know that atleast! Guess it would be asking for trouble to let the fury of the twitz be out..
what about that mega shark vs giant octopus one with the porn star...that trailer was brilliant..I'm still tempted to watch it ..it's on that line where b-grade bad goes to y?-grade funny
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Submitted by sjsmitty on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 6:15pm.
oh it was nominated but it didnt win...i guess they fear the wrath of the twitards,
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I'm glad Sandra was such a good sport. :)
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how is that twilight shit not nominated for anything!!??? that or I'm guessing both of those fuckers were worst everything period!
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Submitted by mbar on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 5:09pm.
I agree 100% with Transformers "Worst Screenplay" nominations. That screenplay...nuff said. The lines for the woman that played Shia's mom in Transformers?...Every other word she was like, "Shit!" "Fuck!" "Goddamnit!" If that was me, it would make sense. But those were supposed the be the speaking lines for a 50 year old housewife! I was like, "Who wrote this horrendous shit?"
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Clearly we don't know the same 50 year old housewives.
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Is Michael K not doing the drunk blogging???? GAAAAAAHHHH
Submitted by dusted on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 5:46pm.
"There's more to it than that. Crash always had an edge."
Bull-fucking-shit. Crash didn't have edge, it had a blunt object with which it kept beating the audience over the head with.
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I thought I was the only one who thought the exact same thing. I hate when a movie treats the spectators like 10 year olds.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 5:28pm.
Beakers Bitch -- I studied film, too. A whole class in Cronenberg? That sounds amazing.
Ya, everybody who took it really liked it a lot. To answer your David Lynch thing, we saw Blue Velvet in our contemporary film class and I really liked it a lot. I thought it was trippy and twisted and Isabella Rosellini was the hotness. And of course Twin Peaks!!
Twat Muffin- I may have to check that out. Thanks for the info.
Laura Dern is David's Lynch's Grace Kelly LOL. I do like her though,I forgive her for dating Billy Bob.
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"There's more to it than that. Crash always had an edge."
Bull-fucking-shit. Crash didn't have edge, it had a blunt object with which it kept beating the audience over the head with.
Oh wow, it showed people of all backgrounds can be racist and mistrust others. What a revelation! And sometimes people who are disturbed by racism actually harbor the same feelings. But you know what? It's because society is hurting inside because its daddy has prostate cancer/mommy didn't love it/its maid is its only friend.
What a fucking trite piece of shit that movie was.
I know I'm reaching but has anyone seen " The Room'' with Tommy Wiseau.
It's soooooooooo bad that the only way I can watch it is with a Rifftrax LOL!
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Hello Kitty Ho -- I started watching the latest David Lynch movie on cable a while back, "Inland Empire." Normally I like his stuff, but this was so OUT THERE -- like unbelievably so. And guess what? Jeremy Irons was in it, along with the usuals Laura Dern and Grace Zabriskie.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 5:40pm.
Now come no one is mentioning the ultimate movie: Muppets Take Manhattan??? LOL!
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Now come no one is mentioning the ultimate movie: Muppets Take Manhattan??? LOL!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 5:27pm.
Jeremy Irons in Naked Lunch. Awesome.
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Sandra Bullock was fucking annoying in All About Steve. A fucking annoying retard. I think the producers thought her stupidity would pass for cute but it just made her the spokesperson for the retards of america. God did I want to strangle her giggly ass in All About Steve.
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Beakers Bitch -- I studied film, too. A whole class in Cronenberg? That sounds amazing.
Hello Kitty Ho -- OMG, I love "Dead Ringers." Then again, I could watch Jeremy Irons read the phonebook. "Crash" was disturbing, though; saw it once and that was enough for me.
Anyone here a David Lynch fan?
Bullock deserves it. hah!
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Thanks! I'll look for the "other" CRASH since I see that Cronenberg did "Eastern Promises".
Submitted by mbar on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 5:09pm.
I agree 100% with Transformers "Worst Screenplay" nominations. That screenplay...nuff said. The lines for the woman that played Shia's mom in Transformers?...Every other word she was like, "Shit!" "Fuck!" "Goddamnit!" If that was me, it would make sense. But those were supposed the be the speaking lines for a 50 year old housewife! I was like, "Who wrote this horrendous shit?"
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Clearly we don't know the same 50 year old housewives.
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 5:06pm.
I didn't see either of those, but there was a whole class on Cronenberg in my fourth year of film. I wanted to take it, but I opted a different class instead, but everybody who I knew took the class really liked all of his stuff.
I agree 100% with Transformers "Worst Screenplay" nominations. That screenplay...nuff said. The lines for the woman that played Shia's mom in Transformers?...Every other word she was like, "Shit!" "Fuck!" "Goddamnit!" If that was me, it would make sense. But those were supposed the be the speaking lines for a 50 year old housewife! I was like, "Who wrote this horrendous shit?"
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 5:03pm.
Did you see David C's ''Dead Ringers''? I really liked that movie and Nightbreed'' A bit weird but interesting.
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Submitted by yucko on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 4:58pm.
I was disappointed in The Talented Mr.Ripley myself. I read the book years before the movie came out (Huge fan of Highsmith's) and was very annoyed with the cast, although I did like Phillip in his role, but everyone else, I thought, was cast horribly wrong.
On another note, Alice is kicking butt at the box office! I really want to see it!
I am out for a bit. See you guys later maybe.