Wednesday, March 10th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Chuck Norris (70)
Emily Osment (18)
Olivia Wilde (26)
Carrie Underwood (27)
Robin Thicke (33)
Cristian de la Fuente (36)
Eva Herzigova (37)
Jon Hamm (39)
Timbaland (39)
Paget Brewester (41)
Edie Brickell (44)
Jasmine Guy (46)
Prince Edward (46)
Neneh Cherry (46)
Rick Rubin (47)
Sharon Stone (52)
Shannon Tweed (53)
Paul Haggis (57)

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Submitted by Frost on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:26pm.

Yay Jasmine Guy!

Now, if that blasted Chuck Norris would stop trying to sell me exercise equipment while I'm eating lunch...

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Submitted by sugarbaby123 on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:27pm.

I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!

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Submitted by stuckinhere on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 7:59pm.

Short of getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris jokes are the best thing "he" has ever given us.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 5:22pm.

Happy birthday, Carlos Norris. Lookin' good for 70.

Happy birthday Paget Brewster. Criminal Minds is a very good show.

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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.

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Submitted by jenelle on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 2:26pm.

But Happy Bithday Olivia Wilde! Holy hotness!

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Submitted by jenelle on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 2:26pm.

But Happy Bithday Olivia Wilde! Holy hotness!

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Submitted by jenelle on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 2:26pm.

Good lord how I hate Chuck Norris jokes. And his more than disturbing political opinions.

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Submitted by WildGuy on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 2:12pm.

70 years old? ... Holy Crap ... WOW! ... Happy Birthday Chuck, and everybody else

Submitted by snideychick on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 1:03pm.

Snideychick sez:

Oh, the man feathers on Chuck! Rancid conservative political views aside, I'd hit that hard!

Happy anniversary Mum & Dad!

Happy Birthday Notorious L.I.Z.!

Submitted by taliaann on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:24pm.

HB, Paget, Edie, Jon, Jasmine & Rick!!!

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:12pm.

I saw Robin Thicke on Letterman and expected a good, soulful performance. Instead, he was lunging around awkwardly like a hip-hop marionette. Perhaps another birthday (and soon-to-be fatherhood) will knock some rhythm into him.

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:37am.

*hands Evil glass and ice*

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:35am.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:09am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:38am.

Ooooo, Ooooooo, Jon Hamm's BDay too! Nothing goes better with Hamm, than a cupcake!

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HAHAHA! And a shot of whiskeh!

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A shot, nothin! A bottle!

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Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:27am.

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris. (hubba hubba!)
I love Paget B. in Criminal Minds.

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Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:10am.

GOOD GUYS WEAR BLACK
chuck norris can kick my ass anytime anywhere

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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
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Dog's picture
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:09am.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:38am.

Ooooo, Ooooooo, Jon Hamm's BDay too! Nothing goes better with Hamm, than a cupcake!

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HAHAHA! And a shot of whiskeh!

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:06am.

Are there nude photos of Chuck Norris?

We wish to nurse on his man-nips!

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:01am.

... and he CAN kick your butt.

Submitted by Caramel on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:40am.

Hamm & Buble!

Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:39am.

yeah right Shannon Tweed is 53 but Sharon Stone is 52????

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :-D

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:38am.

Ooooo, Ooooooo, Jon Hamm's BDay too! Nothing goes better with Hamm, than a cupcake!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:37am.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:23am.

I find Chuck Norris hot despite of his disconcerting politics and advancing years. Should I be ashamed?
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Hahahaha!! Well, if you also find the Governator hot, then YES, you should be ashamed. BAD DIRK!!

Off topic: I smell pesto. Am I having a stroke?

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:37am.

Well, aren't we a hairy beast! He looks like a Wookie Ginge!

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:33am.

I remember someone telling me last week to Google the "I feel lucky" version of Chuck Norris and something real funny came up. It doesn't seem to be working now.
:(

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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:30am.

Must. Post. Chuck. Norris. Facts.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:29am.

Lookin good for 70. Probably has ass hairs as long as a yak's.

Evil_Cupcake's picture
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:26am.

I am more shocked that Norris is 70 than I am by Corey Haim's death!

Dirk Diggler's picture
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:23am.

I find Chuck Norris hot despite of his disconcerting politics and advancing years. Should I be ashamed?

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Submitted by Jewslim on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:22am.

Happy barfday chuck you woolley, woolley man

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:18am.

Happy 70th Chuck, they once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. ***********************************************************************************************
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Submitted by Passionate on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:17am.

Chuck Norris would take a birthday beating upside and back again by Betty White because he is a gentleman first. He understands how the pecking order is.

Submitted by ja_guide on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:12am.

Happy birthday Carrie Underwood, Robin Thicke, Jasmine Guy, Sharon Stone, Shannon Tweed.

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Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:12am.

That Chuck Norris is something else! I really like all the comments about how rough and tough he is. He's a hoot, and the comments show real wit!

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:09am.

Chuck roundhouse kicks birthdays in the nads. Happy Barfday Chuckie!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:07am.

Re: Chuck Norris:

1. Are those his teeth?

2. Is all that hair his?

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Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:03am.

Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays, he stops time with his fists.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:59am.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

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Submitted by Am on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:55am.

Happy birthday to all.

OT: TMZ is reporting Corey Haim comitted suicide. Sads.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:54am.

Corey Haim dead of OD!!!!

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:44am.

Whitley is 46?! Chuck Norris is going to kick death's ass whenever he comes a knocking.

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Submitted by aliana.lohan on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:40am.

rojo caliente indeed
happy birthday sharon stone!

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:36am.

OMG! Hysterical. This is why I love Google.

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Love,
Mabel

How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

KD's picture
Submitted by KD on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:28am.

No WAY Chuck is 70!

In honor of his Birthday, go to Google.com and search for "Where is Chuck Norris" and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button.

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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:26am.

Happy Birthday Chuck! and remember only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires!

**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:24am.

Mwah, Chuck Norris...he's no match for Technoviking.

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:24am.

Chuck is unaffected by birthdays. Actually, Chuck is so badass that he kicks birthdays so hard they stumble back and Chuck actually becomes 5 years younger.

Happy Birthday EB, I'm sure Club Dada misses you and your Jack swillin' self that started it all.

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Love,
Mabel

How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

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Submitted by cattitude on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:22am.

holy shit, I can't believe Chuck Norris is 70!! O_o

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:19am.

Lots of hot sluts to celebrate today.

HB to Edie Brıckell. She's from my hometown.

Neneh Cherry and Sharon Stone!

Oh and Chuck Norrıs ıs 70?_

goddamn!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:18am.

Happy birthday, Neneh Cherry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMZ4SBYpeZw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ntQfhmZomU

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