Thursday, March 11th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Nina Hagen (55)
Anton Yelchin (21)
Thora Birch (28)
LeToya Luckett (29)
Joel & Benji Madden (31)
Eric the Midget (35)
Johnny Knoxville (39)
Terrence Howard (41)
Lisa Loeb (42)
John Barrowman (43)
Peter Berg (46)
Alex Kingston (47)
Elias Koteas (49)
Nina Hartley (51)
The Lady Chablis (53)
Joey Buttafuoco (54)
Bobby McFerrin (60)
Sam Donaldson (76)
Rupert Murdoch (79)
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Happy Birthday Nina!!!!
Crazy, last night at the night club I was working at, I played Born In Xixax for the last song of the night which was technically her birthday. I didn't know it was her birthday.
Happy Birthday, Nina Hagen!! Long live the Mother of Punk in all her crazy costumed, German accented, multi-coloured hair glory!!
OMG! I love Nina Hagen! New York City is my favorite place for a honeymoon, in a hotel room!
WTF is a Nina Hagen? It's scary looking.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Thora Birch isn't thirty yet?
It seems like she's been acting for ages.
Happy birthday Nina Hagen! Your voice is unique and you're just made of epic win.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
A tip of the hat to John Barrowman, The Lady Chablis and Bobby McFerrin.
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"You don't fucking say.”
MK, drop Joey Buttafuoco from the list. He's a loser and worthless fuck.
Alex Kingston is a hottie. Hard to believe Ralph Fiennes dropped her. Then again, no one said he was super smart!
Nina Hagen looks like a drag queen...i think ive seen her at the P house performing and i gave her a dollar...
Nına has been aırbrushed to perfectıon because hometrıck has never had a face that smooth.
Ever!
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Happy birthday Johnny Knoxville you fine mother fucker you.
"Fuck me running..."
I thought that was Katy Perry at first. I am glad you didn't give her top spot MK.
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Full is not heavy as empty - not nearly my love, not nearly....
- Fiona Apple "The First Taste"
Submitted by justincase on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:51am.
also Annie Lennox and Rene Russo :)
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Love'em both. Especially Annie and her music. Thanks for p
Damn you MK! How could you forget about them? A bigger blasphemy than Bea Arthur and Farrah Fawcett not getting mentioned at this year's In Memoriam at the Oscars.
also Annie Lennox and Rene Russo :)
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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK
I hate it when wrinkled old farts are actually younger than me but that being said, I am cool with being the same age as NINA (yelling with German accent).
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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK
The Lady Chablis...loooove her!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Oh Ya...Fuck off and die Eric The Midget you fucking ungrateful douche bag
HB Nina Hagen go to youtube and watch this..the end of the vid is the best!
Hagen - Naturträne (Rockpalas) video )....
Tell me she isn't A) unbelievably talented and B) A Total Whack Job
Love this bitch!!!
And Nina Hartley...I spent many a hours holding your picture up with one hand. Had the best ass in porn bar none:)
Bobby McFerrin and Nina Hagen! Voice Pioneers!
Nina Hartley! Sex Pioneer!
Happy Birthday!
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
HAHAHAHA! Joey Buttafuoco! Talk about a loser!
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
HB to Johnny Knoxville but fuck you ETM!!!
Nina Hagen rules! That bitch is as talented as she is crazy. Look her up on You Tube and if you speak German, you will enjoy those interviews where she talks about the aliens.
BENJI FUCKING MADDEN!!!!
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walk for a ho!
Nina Hagen has been scaring the shit outta me for decades
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
HB to Johnny Knoxville!!!! MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
and lmao at sucky and snowy!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
You know when posters write "She looks like a tranny" Well.................
Happy Birthday Thora, i'd like to.....damn, she still looks 12 yrs old....forget it.
HBD all you sluts!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Happy birthday Bobby McFerrin.
http://pierresmusicnotes.blogspot.com
Happy Birthday Nina Hartley! - Call me ;)
Happy Birfday, sluts!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
would fuck the holy hell out of Johnny Knoxville, 39 or not.
Okay, that pic is freaking me out.
Crappy birthday to Rupert Murdoch, that asshole.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Fuck, it's been a year already!??? Anyway, happy birthday Nina Hagen and Elias Koteas (who I think is kinda hot...).
Happy Birthday Benji Madden
COME BACK WE MISS YOU
Also Happy Birthday Terrence, come wipe me clean
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 8:21am.
Why in the fuck is Joey Buttafuoco on that list?
Whatever.
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No shit. A Long Island moron who cheated on his wife with a common strumpet who then shot his wife in the head. Nice claim to fame. BFD.
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Why in the fuck is Joey Buttafuoco on that list?
Whatever.
IT'S ERIC THE MIDGET'S BIRTHDAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LITTLEST CUNT EVER!!!