Sunday, March 7th 2010
Open Oscars Red Carpet Post: Hosted By Gaycrest, Of Course
You know Gaycrest is kicking himself in his b-hole for not bringing his iPhone with him to the Oscars tonight, because you know the Grindr app is going to be burning the fuck up (smells like rug burned nalgas) tonight!
Anyway, the red carpet on E! started a few minutes ago, so you can point, laugh and dry heave at those hos here on the open post. I just saw Zoe Saldana on the screen and bitch looks like she belongs on top of a Quinceanera cake.
My ass will be drunkblogging the ceremony at 8:30pm EST. In the meantime, I'm going to prepare for that shit by giving my liver and bong a pep talk.
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Ryan Seacrest is GOD.
I mean, he's not even 40 yet, he has like, 8 jobs, he does them all perfectly, he's probably a billionaire.
I don't know if he's gay or straight, I don't care, but he can retire with the cock or pussy of his choice whenever he cares to do so.
Brilliantly done, Ryan!
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well, that's it for now, folks... my brother and his wife have returned home from their "date"(i have been rightfully scolded for letting the kids stay up this late!!) and i'm heading on home.
i'll try to check in soon!(they think i'm checking my e-mail right now!! HAHAHA!)... love ya all like a really hot cousin that couldn't be recognized at a family reunion!!LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXYRkp2HZto
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
mannnnnnn. I had a shitty day. Then the stupid live blogging. Now no one is here and I'm sleepy. I'm going to bed.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:23am.
ITA!
oh, raspberries!
i gotta go find a tape of something called "Dragonball Z"... i saw it earlier, and wondered: why the hell does my brother have a tape called "Dragonballz" out in the living room?!... i was told it wasn't some midieval beastiality video... this CAN'T be better than Bugs Bunny cartoons!!
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:23am.
"Goodfellas" should've brought "Dances with Wolves" in the back of the room, stabbed it, threw it in the trunk of it's car, and buried it!!
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Now see, that's ^ how I thought you played graveyard.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:17am.
Yes, Joe Pesci won Best Supporting actor for Goodfellas.
The problem was, the movie was up against Dances with Wolves.
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i liked "Dances with Wolves", but in comparison... "Goodfellas" should've brought "Dances with Wolves" in the back of the room, stabbed it, threw it in the trunk of it's car, and buried it!!
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
@ESE:
Easy Peasy. Play graveyard: Everyone has to lie on the floor and whoever lies down the longest wins the chocolate bar! Keep it quiet and dim and they should all be asleep in about 15 minutes:) Just like me:)
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:16am.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:13am.
Just tell them you're playing Hide n Go Seek.. count to ten, then don't look for them.
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i would've never thought of that!!.... Dr. Spock has nothin' on you, speaky!!
... wait, does that mean i can drink the Nyquil?
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Sadly, I have his ears too. :( oh wait, wrong one
yes, you can drink the nyquil, just extend your pinky when you're holding that plastic cup. keep it klassy
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:16am.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:08am.
hahaha that was funny ese, and I didn't realize Goodfellas didn't get any oscar recognition. that's all kindsa wrong.
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It was nominated for several Oscars, and Joe Pesci I am almost positive, won for Best Supporting actor.
*runs to check*
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thx, lemme know! I must've read the article wrong in the link. I'm really tired so I prolly didn't fully comprehend it. HOOKED ON PHONICS DIDN'T WORK FOR ME.
Yes, Joe Pesci won Best Supporting actor for Goodfellas.
The problem was, the movie was up against Dances with Wolves.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:13am.
Just tell them you're playing Hide n Go Seek.. count to ten, then don't look for them.
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i would've never thought of that!!.... Dr. Spock has nothin' on you, speaky!!
... wait, does that mean i can drink the Nyquil?
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:08am.
hahaha that was funny ese, and I didn't realize Goodfellas didn't get any oscar recognition. that's all kindsa wrong.
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It was nominated for several Oscars, and Joe Pesci I am almost positive, won for Best Supporting actor.
*runs to check*
ESE, medication isn't necessary.
Just tell them you're playing Hide n Go Seek.. count to ten, then don't look for them.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:08am.
they're silly little kids... they refuse to drink the Nyquil i have prepared for them!!... of course, i should see if i can trade for letting them out of the hall closet... i'm new at this, don't judge me!!LOL!
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
hahaha that was funny ese, and I didn't realize Goodfellas didn't get any oscar recognition. that's all kindsa wrong.
are you having fun with your nephews?
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 11:57pm.
hiya, cute 'lil froggy!!!
*doing "Time Warp"*
i saw something funny about the Oscars...
http://www.cracked.com/article_18460_5-reasons-oscars-matter-even-less-t...
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
Hi ESE!! OMG your siggie is from Rocky Horror! xoxoxo for that
I'm not watchin' this stupid oscar crap. >:(
hi, all!!
i know you all are probably watching the grand circle jerk that is the Oscars, but i'm babysitting my nephews(i know, i agree!!... who the hell would trust ME to watch their kids?!?!)and seeing as there is a computer here...i just thought i'd say "hi"... soo.. uummm... hi!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71hVIGjvuVY
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
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Cameron is an idiot
shat's w/ the elevator music intro ??
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
Thanks, WTF. (That sounds funny.)
meh.. the only oscar that interests me right now has a last name of m-a-y-e-r. i need a sammich.
Tina Fey needs somebody else to dress her. Her taste in dresses is hideous.
Did Depp show up or did Skanelina eat him alive like his baby mama is afraid she would?
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the liveblog is reader comment restricted, thus, i'm back at the more exciting thread
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
Submitted by LostInTranslation on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 8:41pm.
Has anyone seen Brad Pitt and his vampiress there?
the are still overseas.
There's that damn Helen Mirren...hahahaha.
Jacko, I'll have a Miller Lite, please and thanks!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Has anyone seen Brad Pitt and his vampiress there?
Jack, I'll have a mushroom burger and a Michelob. *places $s in jack's g-string*
I'm speechless. Feathers and glitter??! Where's the Unicorn Prince?
I think Kate Winslet looks better then ever. Her skin is flawless, her hair is perfect, her posture is amazing. A true star, reminds me the woman I worship, Grace Kelly.
Meryl Strip's white dress is really nice. Usually she's quite sloppy.
A SEQUINED TUX?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@peopleperson
Its just terrible!
put honey on your hoecakes
this opening sucks.
That's Kathy Ireland...I kept seeing remarks about her & thought how did I miss her. I didn't recognize her as the chick that can't move in her 1982-too-tight-prom dress. I bet if someone asked who she is wearing, she would say "Jaclyn Smith collection from K-Mart".
Submitted by SugatitsHoecakes on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 8:30pm.
I really want to know WHO IN DA HELL TELLS PRECIOUS TO POSE LIKE THAT!!!!
She too big too have her hands on her hips like that!!!!
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I was thinking the same thing! Maybe it looks worse if she tries to rest them at her sides??? She's cute though.
Kathy Ireland is entertaining.
Kate Winselt - fabulous
Meryl - gorgeous
I really want to know WHO IN DA HELL TELLS PRECIOUS TO POSE LIKE THAT!!!!
She too big too have her hands on her hips like that!!!!
put honey on your hoecakes
Jacky, bring me a beer. kthanx
Lord Miley Cyrus is country with no alibi!
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put honey on your hoecakes
I know DeeDee!!! LMAO- it was a funny commercial though..... :)
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Submitted by Soultonic on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 8:11pm.
OSCARS WILL AIR LIVE ONLINE HERE:
http://atdhe.net/14551/watch-the-82nd-annual-academy-awards
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Thanks Soultonic ^_^ I really appreciate it. I was one of the East Coaster who got screwed by Cablevision and ABC.. Fuck them both!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 8:17pm.
just dropping in to remind everyone to please tip your waiters... if there is a peen anywhere around you tonight please remember it needs attention, too. Thank you for your patronage.
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Whoopi Goldberg is a spokesperson for peepee pad now?