Sunday, March 7th 2010
The Wreck Of The Oscars (So Far)
So I'm watching Gaycrest interview an awkward Miley Cyrus (who looked like she was trying to suck in her stomach WHILE holding a fresh fart at the same time) when all of a sudden Trish Cyrus comes galloping onscreen as though someone just yelled "LAST PEEN" at the cougar convention!
Trish looks like she won fourth place in a Shauna Sand look-alike contest at a Hooters in Texas and drowned her sorrows in cheap whiskey and cheap dick before she passed out face first in a urinal. Basically, she looks like perfection. Everybody can free their bodies of Spanx and go home now.
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WHY? Just Why?
Usually, I think Miley Cyrus is an adolescent who can't wait to be known as a total slut (i.e. her Photo shoots), but this time she actually looked quite nice. Her mom, however, looked "rode hard and put up wet."
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 12:08am.
Fit into an airline seat.
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That one made me chuckle. :)
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 12:15am.
It's become a big, huge neurotic circle really. People on one end, so hopeless and out of control they're eating themselves to death and people on the other, so controlling and hopeful that they're starving themselves to death and everyone else always on they're way up or on they're way down in hopes of achieving some kind of perfection that would just come if we all focused on what's really important. We could SEE the perfection if we focused on what's important but, where we're at, we don't recognize it easily if at all.
So silly.
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Seriously, though, do you really think it is acceptable to be as enormous as that young lady?
Not by society's standards, by health standards.
You know I don't give a shit about society's standards...:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 12:15am.
It's become a big, huge neurotic circle really. People on one end, so hopeless and out of control they're eating themselves to death and people on the other, so controlling and hopeful that they're starving themselves to death and everyone else always on they're way up or on they're way down in hopes of achieving some kind of perfection that would just come if we all focused on what's really important. We could SEE the perfection if we focused on what's important but, where we're at, we don't recognize it easily if at all.
So silly.
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sometimes, I kinda wish I had your brain.
It's become a big, huge neurotic circle really. People on one end, so hopeless and out of control they're eating themselves to death and people on the other, so controlling and hopeful that they're starving themselves to death and everyone else always on they're way up or on they're way down in hopes of achieving some kind of perfection that would just come if we all focused on what's really important. We could SEE the perfection if we focused on what's important but, where we're at, we don't recognize it easily if at all.
So silly.
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Soutronic,
If being fat is okay then why does Oprah continue to diet and diet and diet for so many years? If she really believed what she preached then she should just let herself go and let her inner- beauty shine like she proclaims.
Do people like Gabbie have mental health issues or self esteem issues? Maybe food is what gives her comfort during her times of stress or sorrow. Who knows.
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Oprah has brought into the Hollywood "skinny" thing.
Many African American women are built bigger and cannot be thin. It's just not possible.
(Same with other ethnicities, too.)
It's fine to be overweight by today's standards (which are ridiculous) but if you're going to be fat, be fit.
Fit into an airline seat.
This young girl is constantly given positive reinforcement for being lovely, you go, girl, embrace yourself, etc. and I think it sends the wrong message.
Jennifer Hudson is another example. An obese AA young woman who dropped a few lbs., then gained them back but she is not morbidly obese like Gabby. If she cries, you can see her eyes, and the tears falling from them, and her arms don't look like canned hams.
I mean, this young girl is about 10 lbs away from needing a walker.
I saw Vogue mag when I was getting my hair done last week and they had her in a short, sheath cocktail dress and heels, and it was embarrassing.
I think they did it as a joke.
The sad thing is, she's very pretty, she doesn't have to be thin, but please, lose 100 lb so you can be overweight but attractive, Gabby.
Even Rikki Lake in Hairspray at her heaviest was half the size of you.
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@Centaurious
Wow...that is probably one of the most honest and sincere comments I've read in a while. Some people are built heavy and some women have thyroid problems that propel them to gain weight.
What you are addressing are people who eat like cows and don't stop. Not only is it unhealthy for them, but let the truth be the truth, a lot of really overweight people invoke an appearance that they are slobs, that they don't watch their health and that they overeat to the point where stores don't carry their clothes size. I believe that is an actual issue or problem.
Saying that its the inside of a person that counts is a bunch of bullshit. That's just a way of avoiding the issue and going around it (it's called being politically correct).
If being fat is okay then why does Oprah continue to diet and diet and diet for so many years? If she really believed what she preached then she should just let herself go and let her inner- beauty shine like she proclaims.
Do people like Gabbie have mental health issues or self esteem issues? Maybe food is what gives her comfort during her times of stress or sorrow. Who knows.
Not that anyone cares, but I have my own take on the wreck of the Oscars: that Gabbie girl who was nominated for best actress for Precious.
I have no doubt she was great in her role.
However, please, don't make me vomit. Oprah up there, telling her she's beautiful, lovely, etc.
Would she be saying that to a drug addict with a needle in their arm or a drunk with a fifth of vodka up to their mug?
She's a food-a-holic and needs Overeaters Anonymous or something.
There are many African American women and women of all ethnicities who are overweight but somewhat in shape, including Oprah, Monique, Queen Latifah, etc.
This girl is a fat pig. You can barely even see the tears come out of her eyes, they are so buried in fat.
I don't understand why she should be lionized for being so beautiful. Yes, I'm sure she was great in Precious and it's great she got nominated for an Oscar, more than great, but she's sick.
Why is this ignored?
She is a young girl. Where are her parents? At the all you can eat buffet?
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I think this is a better look for Miley than she's usually sporting. She looks tall in this gown. I do think that Miley's already in love with the lip plumping injections. Her top lip looks worked on...not overdone but definitely different. She was a super cute tween but she's not growing up to be the smoking hot ho-bag that desparately wants to be or thinks she already is. She'll always be a little too chipmunky to qualify as hot. Instead of just going with what nature gave her and developing other aspects of her identity (such as getting an education, working on her performance "skills" or bagging show biz to perform some meaningful philanthropic work) she's going to get everything augmented, filled, plumped, etc. It will be a sad and futile attempt to invoke the hotness and translate her cute tween look into a sex-symbol adult. She's going to make Heidi Montag look like nature girl, mark my words.
Her mother can be quite unfortunate looking, depending on her hair and makeup. I hate mom's gown and hair in these photos. Nobody can pull off the Shauna Sand look, including Shauna. However, if you put your hands up to your monitor and block everything out except Trish's face, it's not too terrible. She needs bangs to balance out her face and look less horsey.
wuz up w/ her teeth/mouth area?
My daughter watches her damn show... I sometimes watch it with her and actually laugh sometimes.
*flips all of you off*
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You got to admit, Miley's has a nice complexion.
*runs for cover*
I actually thought Miley looked quite nice compared to her usual sloppy ass hillbilly look.
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Trish's angel wings tattoos (on her shoulder blades, of course) were so classy. The fact that she was proud to show them off to the camera was even more classy. Trashy cunts.
4th place in a shauna sand look a like contest! all trish needs is some giant bolted on boobs and she could've easily taken 3rd place...
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No way, biggest wreck was Clooney and his brand new photofacial and injections. Mess.
Either Trish has had a lot of plastic surgery, or Miley is a genetic mutant experiment. They don't look even remotely like mother and daughter -- with the exception that they both look trashy
Trish looks like she won fourth place in a Shauna Sand look-alike contest at a Hooters in Texas and drowned her sorrows in cheap whiskey and cheap dick before she passed out face first in a urinal.
I am crying over this damn blurb.
comic genius that MK!
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That girl earned over 600 millions of dollars with her shitty tv show and her shitty music and just as shitty movies. You would think that she could afford a professional dentist who would be able to glue some nice veneers on her chipmunk teeth. Wtf???
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Just goes to show-- you can put a chipmunk in a couture gown, but it still looks like a chipmunk.
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it's like she told her surgeon...
"Make me look halfway between Jessica Alba & Keira Knightly and
bot ox the smile on me ...then stick a Gerbil in me and
tell it to RUN ON THE TREADMILL XD
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Over at GoFugYourself, they described these two as Regina George and her mom from Mean Girls, epic comparasion!
what is that big flat bone poking out of that twats shoulder?
the mothers hair. yeesh... hey bitch, go look at sandra bullock then look in the mirror.
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Who let the white trash whores into the Oscars?! Aren't they supposed to be waiting off in the hotels for the Best Actor candidates to arrive?
And Trash Cyrus looks exactly like what I expected: a sleazy groupie who got lucky enough to marry rich.
I don't know who designed these women, but they need to go back to the drawing board Hmmmmmm ummmmm!
Dunno, but I could have sworn Miley's eyes used to be closer together. You would THINK that would be something they couldn't fix with surgery, but now I'm getting all worried'n'stuff.
Someone please please tell me it's just makeup.
Submitted by Inflatuated on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 8:30pm.
Why are the eyes on Trish Cyrus the Vyrus so close together? Is this another gift of inbreeding? Like Shitney Spears eyes being so far apart. Weird shit here.
Miley's slouching was seriously disturbing.
Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 10:39pm.
totally Off topic.. but does anyone have a picture of Brett Michael's without his bandana , is he balding ? I never see him w/o one so I have no clue..
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He has admitted to wearing hair extensions. Other than that, he is not bald. The bandana is just his "signature look."
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That dress is made from Duck brand duct tape.
Don't even try to tell me that it isn't.
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totally Off topic.. but does anyone have a picture of Brett Michael's without his bandana , is he balding ? I never see him w/o one so I have no clue.. as far as miley is concerned too much money too young so drugs/a sex tape or being Bi ( as though it were some cool new thing) is in her future.. *yawn*
For a what, 17 year-old, this girl has some serious neck rings. And her head looks 5 times bigger than her body.
Mom is butt fucking ugly.
Those hillbillies look like the human versions of sassafras and baked potatoes.
Poor miley, her mom is one of 'those'.
I have a couple of customers like that. Shriveled up, overtanned, leathery, scrawny, bad blonde job, over 40 thinkin they look hot. Two of them have implants. that isn't hot... not by any stretch of the imagination. they just look like old whores. I'm not trying to be judgemental, but they're makin the choice to look like that.
Miley looks purdy for a bobble head.
Trish Cyrus looks like a slutty land Mermaid done had her share of sailors... and the booze and meth they paid her with in lieu of cash, but other than that, she looks a'ight for warmed over, middle aged white trash... What? What? I'm tryna be nice...
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 8:23pm.
"Where's Trace? He's the freakiest looking of the Cyrus clan, hands down."
Indeed he is. Looking at Trish Cyrus I now see where Trace Cyrus got his equine good looks.
Trish make Miley look good.
That should be cause for concern.
You can cover trash in satin, it's still trash.
Jeesh! No wonder Miley's such a little whore.
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EW! Miley's mom has "Please tell me I'm still sexy!" face. NOT sexy!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 8:36pm.
Naylinpalin -- word in Hollywood
is that Taylor Lautner is as "festive" as they make them. No wonder he's being called the next Tom Cruise. Personally, I think he looks like a neanderthal.
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OMFG, me too, he's just a well marketed primate.
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SoulTaker -- PERFECT description of Trish Cyrus. She is, indeed, a trasy-looking mama. A perfect example of money not being able to buy class.
One of the many reasons Mama Cyrus looks so bad, imo, is the unnatural and ridiculous combination of weathered, leathery, dry, orangey, wrinkley old skin, the Pepto-Bismol pink lip gloss, the heavyhanded eye makeup, the frazzled, dry, frizzy, overly bleached hair, all juxtaposed against thoseOBVIOUSLY PHONY, GLOW IN THE DARK BLINDINGLY WHITE TEETH (VENEERS) SHE'S GOT IN HER MOUTH!
It's like putting a sparkly, shiny, fancy new white doorknob on a a weatherbeaten, old, parched, crumbling outhouse door to "make it look
Maggie69 -- that's that hot piece Chris Meloni. Thanks!
I think my eardrum was busted by NPH's singing. W.T.F. We need Hugh Jackman!
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