Hot Slut Of The Day!
Elinor Burkett, the woman who has been dubbed the Lady Kanye of the Oscars!
Who knew that the Best Documentary Short category would bring the theatrics and cuntery! You would expect this kind of behavior from those dramatic bitches in the Best Film Editing category, but not from the short documentarians!
When Music By Prudence was announced as the winner for Best Documentary Short, the movie's director Roger Ross Williams sprinted on stage in a piping hot second to accept the award. Seriously, Roger was up there in the blink of an eye, because he knew Mrs. Garrett was on her way to play Kanye West to his Taylor Swift. A few seconds into his speech, Elinor bum rushed the mic and started spewing some incoherent, slurring nonsense.
It's as if the drunk mother of the bride stole the mic from the best man to cry about how she's losing her baby. Yes, Elinor is that bitch who cuts in front of you at the bank to ask the teller a quick question but ends up rattling on and on for 15-minutes.
Roger stood there all patient like, but you know he was envisioning hitting Elinor on the top of her head with his Oscar.
After the Oscars, Salon caught up with Roger and Elinor to get the raw story behind the fuckery. Elinor does have a producer credit on the film, so she did indeed win an Oscar. However, Roger claims she removed herself from the project a year ago because he refused to give her complete creative control. Elinor claims that the project was her love child, and that Roger didn't even know Zimbabwe was a real place until she told him about it (THIS BITCH!).
The producers only allowed one person to give a speech, and Roger figured he should be the one since he's the director. Elinor says she never agreed to this, so when Music By Prudence was announced as the winner she ran up too. Roger got to the stage first, because his old mother blocked Elinor with her cane. We're going to need video of that from all angles.
In case you missed it, here's Elinor's crazy bitch antics at the Oscars last night. Picture Roger's mother in the audience raising up her cane in anger.
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Eh - that's nothing. I've been bitchier and cuntier (is that a word?) without even saying a word. She's okay - they did call her name so it's not like she didn't have a reason to be there. I say good for her. Now you actually know her name and her face. (Maybe not a pleasant memory - but effective.)
For a minute, I thought this old broad was a very ugly terrorist!
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Submitted by EmmaG.Frost on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 8:55pm.
Is she a KIKE?
Emma Grace Frost
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omygoodness...do we need to list them all today.
Can't say kike like you can't say wop.
Camon children - you know these things!
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I was about to ask, are we allowed to say wop for the douches on "Jersey Shore" but they're not Italian, anyway! :)
I had never heard the term KIKE.
Not nice.
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Submitted by EmmaG.Frost on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 8:55pm.
Is she a KIKE?
Emma Grace Frost
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omygoodness...do we need to list them all today.
Can't say kike like you can't say wop.
Camon children - you know these things!
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@Centaurious
It's a rude term for a Jewish person - and not cool, BTW.
Submitted by QuickDraw on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 4:15pm.
Honest to God, there should be someone in the balconies with a dart gun to stop people like this in their tracks. What a total, classless, female version of a dickhead!
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D*ck head indeed. Piece o'crap this lady is. Cannot wait until the world completely disregards the miserable wretch. Not soon enough.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
She sure made herself look (and sound) like a fool!
Submitted by EmmaG.Frost on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 8:55pm.
Is she a KIKE?
Emma Grace Frost
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What's a KIKE?
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Is she a KIKE?
Emma Grace Frost
@ LA
I totally agree. I'm with the mom for Hot Slut and the blocking cane . Not a fan of this ginge at all, nobody knew wtf she was talking about.
Someone's been taking plays from Gayfish. And it never ends well.
LOL - Mrs. Garrett - I thought she reminded me of somebody...
Submitted by LA on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:36pm.
HE owns the movie. They called HIS name. Mrs. Garrett needed to step off.
Hot Slut should have been his mother who tried to block Mrs. Garrett with her cane. Now THAT'S hot!
That was foul.
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
She cracked me up cause I had no idea what the fuck she was talking about. lol
What a completely tacky, tasteless thing to do. I couldn't understand 2 words she said and to just butt in and cut the other guy off in the middle of his acceptance was just classless. I hope this woman someday realizes what an ass she made out of herself.
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"Celebutards always display their ignorance by talking too much, Megan Fox & Brad Pitt, are you listening"?
Aww, darnit. I knew I knew her name. She's an author:
http://www.amazon.com/Baby-Boon-Family-Friendly-America-Childless/dp/074...
I had no idea she was into movie producing as well. Then again, I didn't watch the Oscars.
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Honest to God, there should be someone in the balconies with a dart gun to stop people like this in their tracks. What a total, classless, female version of a dickhead!
Obvıously he has not seen Showgırls because an quıck trıp down a flıght of staırs would have done her ass ın!
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I saw this HSOTD coming. You could tell even when Michael K was liveblogging the moment, he had his jaw on the floor.
Cuntery².
Submitted by The Fly on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 9:51am.
I'm not going to blame Prudence for this but I thought music was supposed to bring people together.
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LMAO!!!
Ginges don't deserve Oscar's
When I saw her, I thought ... God, that Ginge is a Kanye Wannabe...
best moment in that show ... next to the "Foreign Lenguage Film" For "El Secreto de sus ojos" cos' I'm From Argentina !!!!!
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A crazy ginge...loves it.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:39am.
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Indeed! You should do CUNT MANAGEMENT 101 down at the Learning Annex.Total genius.
I thought she was mad because he ran up there and wasn't a gentlemen making sure she got up there safely. That I kinda understood a little until she just kept blabbing.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
HE owns the movie. They called HIS name. Mrs. Garrett needed to step off.
Hot Slut should have been his mother who tried to block Mrs. Garrett with her cane. Now THAT'S hot!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:39am.
Pushy cunt. New York City is chock full of obnoxious like her.
The way I deal with them is yes them to death and then do what I want. If they catch on, you pretend to be stupid and slow, which drives them to utter apoplexy. It may not be effective (you can't win with these bitches), but it sure is fun.
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I love it! Miss Hekki, you are a wise woman indeed. Do you tutor because I could use some help with dealing people like that. I aspire to deal with them the way you do but I don't always succeed in not going off on the pushy and controlling.
Bitch removed herself from the project from what I understand.Of course it wins an Oscar & noooowwww she wants credit.The worst of Hollywood & New York on display in 1 minute 27 seconds.Her cuntiness immortalized for all to see.
Bitch is crazy! She bumrushed that dude.
I don't know who this faux-ginge foolio is but holy crap, she looks like a red haired version of my late paternal grandmother. It's eerie to be honest.
BH and I saw this and were like WTF? Who is this bitch and what was that incoherant speach about?
ZOMG!!! Bitch be crazy. It's women like her that give feminists a bad name.
Also, what about the tilda Swinton wannabe? " I've already got two of these" Ugh! NOBODY was clapping. And did I see one guy mouth "bitch" when they panned the audience? I kind of loved her whole outfit though.
I hate both these bints so much!
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LOLOLOL!! As SOON as I saw that crazy bitch last night I shouted"Hot Slut of the Day"! I am sure she did it just to get the title of hot slut - getting an Oscar is a distant second to HSOTD.
Go Elinor! Boyfriend steps up there and starts talking about himself. He deserved to be interrupted.
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who was this cow? she totally kanye'd this man...
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Submitted by toofargone on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:37am.
she's almost as wretched as that horrible Cruella who won for costume design
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That redheaded twig who went up and said, "I already have two of these"? Yeah, wanted to punt her.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
She brings cunty to an epic level.
Pushy cunt. New York City is chock full of obnoxious like her.
The way I deal with them is yes them to death and then do what I want. If they catch on, you pretend to be stupid and slow, which drives them to utter apoplexy. It may not be effective (you can't win with these bitches), but it sure is fun.
she's almost as wretched as that horrible Cruella who won for costume design
Elinor Burkett should host Saturday Night Live!
The only thing that can make this better is if she had her talking points prepared on her hand when she was up there.
@Yihang....
this isn't the place to advertise your knockoff shit!! ESP Ed Hardy!
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do us all a service and fuck off
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i did not like this woman. fok her.
This bitch sucks and that guy Roger was a saint about it.
Evil_Cupcake- no worries mate! Mmmm....vanilla!
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This actually pissed me off. Purple fuckshit whore.
I felt bad for Roger.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I love how she tried to bring gender politics into it and ignored her own racial politics. (I've been silenced by men, but it's okay if I silence the black man [who happened to be the director] who also knew nothing about Africa until I, women's rights extraordinaire, told him.) I also like how she took her sweet time thanking Prudence. She was just plain rude and should get Cold, Boorish Slut of the Day. Where is Evil Criddle when you need her?
This made news- the guy posted the rest of his speech on his blog of which I am glad because when people don't finish their sentences I get very frustrated and left wondering and feeling incomplete.
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Submitted by The Fly on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 9:56am.
Evil-Cupcake- I think he was trying to acknowledge his ex-wife, Robin Wright, since he left her out of his speech last year (like the Academy leaves out actresses in their nominations ??!??) Yeah, it's something he thought about while doing eightballs on his whores, so 'twas a little confused. Robin's like, thanks bitch. Too little, too late!
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Thanks for clearing that up, because between his mumbling, fumbling and incoherant intro, I felt like I had been on a Sugar and vanilla bender over the weekend.
Ugh this bitch didn't even have the decency to give him a ''Imma gonna let you finish''!
I hope Oprah lets the man on her show to finish his speech lol.
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Evil-Cupcake- I think he was trying to acknowledge his ex-wife, Robin Wright, since he left her out of his speech last year (like the Academy leaves out actresses in their nominations ??!??) Yeah, it's something he thought about while doing eightballs on his whores, so 'twas a little confused. Robin's like, thanks bitch. Too little, too late!
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"It's as if the drunk mother of the bride stole the mic from the best man to cry about how she's losing her baby"
perfect description... rude fatass bitch. I hate people.
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