Monday, March 8th 2010
Eli Roth And Peaches Geldof?!
Just when I was about to throw Eli Roth a compliment for looking sessy (aka like a waiter at a 1920s-themed murder mystery party) at the Oscars last night, I see pictures of him holding hands with Peaches Fucking Geldof! If you have no idea who Peaches Geldof is, just stick your finger up your b-hole, pull it out, smell it, and that pretty much sums her up.
Did Eli get the memo that Peaches is the worst?! I know Eli Roth gets hard for gore and horror, but this is ridiculous! I can't look at you anymore, Eli.
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OH LORD...his "blueberry" followers are going to have a chit fit over this...lol
but he is damaged goods in my eyes...what an effin let down....
whateva!!!!
This is encouraging. If a hot piece like Eli can somehow end up with peaches, then I know I have a chance to snag him for myself.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 4:06am.
I didn't know that, but I already didn't know that much about him in the first place.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 4:02am.
Centy, Bob Geldof did Live Aid, if I'm not mistaken.
He was also in a group called The Boomtown Rats.
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Huh. Well, I'm almost certain this Geldof character left her and the rest of his brats with the drug addict mother and Michael Hutchence and went off with his career.
Then, when they both offed themselves, he was suddenly forced to be in the picture.
This was almost 15 years ago, but I remember.
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Centy, Bob Geldof did Live Aid, if I'm not mistaken.
He was also in a group called The Boomtown Rats.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Isn't Peaches the daughter of Bob Geldof and the ugly bleached blonde druggie that was married to Michael Hutchence (I believe they both killed themselves?)
Didn't Bob Geldof do We are the World?
Hasn't this girl been punished enough?
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Eli Roth strives too hard to be gory and gruesome that he just seems desperate.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
he's got permanent cooties forever.
She is yesterday's bad joke.
Perfect pair. They are both obnoxious and not as talented/edgy/outre as they think they are.
- To Putas- she writes for Nylon magazine and is sort of considered an "it girl" (the stupidest term). I hate to say I think she sort of is cracking her demographic.
Her writing is below amateur and she is a nobody in terms of anything else beyond her daddy and his weird friends.
They're completely complimentary to another's image.
Doesn't Peaches Geldof want to be an actress or something?
I bet she's bumping pork chops with Eli Roth for a casting couch resume.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
He deserves so much better than this low-rent trick.
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Doesn't he look just like Zachary Quinto?
Peaches is about 14 nest-ce pas?
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She looks like she has a touch of Downs. Or a hint of Palsey.
gross - her fake coy look and pigeoned toe stance makes me want to vomit
Oh, and the age difference wouldn't matter a bit if not for Peaches' 4 year old mentality/personality.
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NO! Not Eli! He's so sexy and hilarious. Why's he with this trashbag? At least I know that he'd date someone my age now. Score.
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Is she jewish? Cause that would explain it. And I agree MK, motherfucker looks like just escaped from Gosford Park.
Submitted by LostInTranslation on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 1:06pm.Besides, B.J. Novak is the hot one
On what planet? BJ Novak is a slightly taller Zach Roloff.
Eli needs to ask B-Coop where he rents hıs berds cuz thıs ho ıs defınıtely bargaın basement couplage!
I know ıt's a recessıon, but godDAYUM!
Hookers on the poınt have more class!
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Eli likes special looking twats these days. She is the definition of that.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Eli wins best hair of the night.
i thought it was an aged jonathan silverman with a well fed fionna apple.
oscars. yawn. the photo of betty + posh is way more interesting. posh is giving total "im about to fuck this" eyes!
i have a row of tagalongs to walk off. peace.
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Ah yes, the lovely, charming and oh so talented Peaches.
At least she covered up her cupcakes and most of her vile tattoos, all of which may be viewed at the (whole site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather.
That's it bearjew. You're dead. For me at least. Sick sick sick.
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Eli was only BABYSITTING! Besides, B.J. Novak is the hot one, not Eli.
Eli is gay and out. He is definitely not dating that little tramp.
Well, of COURSE. Why not now that he's obviously put her on Ritalin?
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I'm dying MK. Never have you expressed so perfectly what I would like to state publicly but can't.
What in the fuckity fuck?
Maybe he is just waiting to go Bear Jew on her later
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She tries too hard to be edgy and her tats suck- they look sloppy like prison tats. She looks like DOPEY from the dwarves. I love that she hasn't 'cracked' America like she intended when she moved her expecting to take it by storm. We have enough celebutard nobodies- we're all stocked up go sell it somewhere else.
he is just as unfortunate-looking as she is. i hope they don't breed.
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I think stating that once is plenty.
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He strikes me as gay, and she strikes me as about 13 years old.
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What the hell does he want with her anyway, she's not even good looking...
no kidding, non existent pupils!
uhh... I'm seeing a guy that's 17 years older than me... but then again, I'm 30 years old. In my opinion, if both people are over 25, age difference doesn't matter (with some upper limit of course!).
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:59am.
I heard that him and Rider Strong were involved and all. Whatever, Peaches is RANCID, she needs a swift kick in the vagina.
@eliroth shouted "word" into a microphone p.diddy thrust in his face whilst jumping on a couch. Shit just got real.
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If I had Twattered/punctuated this sentence, it would have read:
Eli Roth shouted "word" into a microphone WHILST Sean Combs THRUST his weiner on Eli's face. On a couch. Shit just got real.
Now that I would believe.
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:49am.
@Bowchickawawa :
I'll defer to you because I don't know that much about Eli and his habits. I didn't know he was a famewhore who had a thing for young pussy. I guess to keep toddlers in the yard you have to have party favors for them.
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You are right about needing the party favors for keeping the toddlers around (I love your phrasing!) and you may also be right about Eli losing a bet. My guess was drugs, based on his appearance but I don't know for a fact that he's a oxy junkie, although hanging with a Geldof doesn't convince me otherwise. I don't know much more about him than most do but unfortunately I know more about opiates, specifically of the pharmaceutical variety, than I like bragging about. Ocassionally I am wrong, but in general, I can spot a painkiller junkie a mile away.
Hey, wasn't Peaches done turned lesbian? After her for-a-minute marriage? Being the daughter of a zillionaire must be pretty interesting. Act as stupid as you want and you'll still be stinkin' rich.
Clarry LMFAO!!!!!!! love the high voice ahahahaha
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Jack!!
LOL!!! Whenever I read that line "puttin on the ritz", in my head it's straight from Young Frankenstein!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ-aRwEbp5I
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He's a bit in love with Harvey Levin I think
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I thought he was gay. No joke.
lmao at shit just got real...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
LOL IG
Peeeeeches dress reminds of the shit I used to buy in thrift stores in HS/college and think I was so punk
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
FIST BUMP!!
Sorry snow, I be shouting.
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