Monday, March 8th 2010
I Don't See The Problem Here
Charlize Theron is making all the worst dressed lists this morning and I'm not sure why. A few hating hos have called Charlize's "Janet Jackson getting titty cupped" dress tasteless, tacky and trampy. Yeah exactly, point me to the problem, because most of us would nibble on Jon Gosselin's crotch sprout to be called tasteless, tacky and trampy. That's a life goal.
If I still haven't convinced you, let me put it this way: The top of Charlize's dress looks like two labia flowers suckling on her chichi nipples. Sold, right?
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Why isn't the dress see-through?? That is the only thing that could make it right.
Lexicon_Devil
This dress SUCKED! Attention Whore!
Copycat Blooma Thurman.
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Terrible dress for a beautiful girl...lavender?!? and those swirly things on her boobs?! Charlize stands out at these Oscars because she is one of the few ladies this year that bombed in the wardrobe department. I'm used to seeing a helluva lot more stinkers.
That dress is so beneath her, but I don't see how it's slutty, unless you count bewb cones slutty.
She looks great no matter what she wears but the best part is that Stuart Townsend is SINGLE again. That deserves a toast!
Mmmm...cinnabuns.
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when did she start looking like jenny mccarthy? she used to be SO pretty
I don't think that the dress is slutty, but it's just ugly/plain. This looks like it could've been quilted together in an hour with a sewing machine and two large rolls of fabric from Michael's.
Charlize Theron never has to dress skanky for attention. I just think this was a shitty fashion mistake.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Liked the dress!
Hate the dress. It's gaudy and cheap looking...If a painfully exquisite beauty like Charlize cannot make a dress look stunning, then that dress is a piece of shit. What's amazing is, as shiteous as that dress is, she is so impossibly gorgeous that you can just ignore it altogther...JELLY H8n!!!! *drinking quart of h8rade*....Grrrrrr....
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The dress is unattractive, unflattering, and an awful color. Still it is not trashy, or trampy.
Looks like sunken carvel icecream swirls.
I don't know about the dress, but she was definitely hiiiiiigh....
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:38pm.
What I really want to know is this, did she go alone to the Oscars? Are the rumours of her split with that fine piece of man Stuart Townsend true after all??? Sads.
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her Mom was her date. She is the lady in black in the pics. Stewart is history. He got pink-slipped.
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I like the color of Charlize's dress. I do not like the whipped cream ringing her boobies. It's like she needs a cherry nipple.
JLo looked like she had a jellyfish emanating from her hip area. THAT dress was hideous.
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Charlize's dress was just hideous!
The taffeta, the train, ill-fitting strapless and the stupid roses on her breasts.
It just screams MONTGOMERY WARD PROM COLLECTION 1984.
The colors and dress is gorgeous, but as soon as I seen her I said "OH DEAR GOD NOOOOOO, NOT ON ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD"...the top is just utterly fugly. Should of been plain or a Halter top, but nothing wrapped in around her beautiful breasts.
That dress so borders on hot/not for people that she won because everyone ıs talkıng about her dress somehow, someway.
Not her best effort but defınıtely not an epıc faıl.
Tıtty caressıng on the bodıce?
That mıght be epıc terrıtory there!
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Looks like the school slut's prom dress, specially since the satin is all wrinkly and bunchy. She's still gorgeous, though.
Better than all the boring safe beigy-navyblue crap that many of the women wear. I literally can't remember any of the shit Ho-lia Roberts or Jennifer Blandistan have worn in the last ten years.
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Sorry hon, but you'll never be more sarcastic than MK. Nice try though.
What?? I was being sarcastic.
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Georgia O'Keefe must be filing a law suit from the grave over this obvious bit of art thievery.
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Those are supposed to look like tits? I thought they were flowers.
I like this frock. Much better than these boring play it safe beige numbers. Gyllenhalls outfit was savaged by the critis also but I liked it anyways. Must be me.
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Awww...the gentleman in SD's avie is opening a bottle of champagne for us! How nice! :)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 1:02pm.
spicey... no, but I have all kinds of pictures and vidz, just sayin.....
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ohhhh sounds like ESCANDALO material.
See you in open post..off to lunch now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWz1arZK1zs&feature=PlayList&p=181DC53C36...
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There were worse dresses that night. Charlize is still stunning. <3
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Charlize Theron is THE HOTTEST actor out there right now but I have to say(and this from a guy who knows nothing about fashion) that dress does look like crap. Iv'e seen her dressed way better.
I'd still bang her like a tin drum just the same.
I can't make up my mind if it's that hideous...I know I wouldn't wear it. It's not black :D
Submitted by Andraya on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:54pm.
I love her even though she's always high.
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hey, i'd always be high too if my mom shot my dad in front of me!
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She looks like Kate Gosselin in that photo.
The fabric was all wrong for this dress.
spicey... no, but I have all kinds of pictures and vidz, just sayin.....
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:52pm.
LOLOLOL spicedong... yup. she HATED being stared at.
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oh she was a rare breed then...the very elusive "shy-whore"...the Audubon society would have pay top dollar for such a specimen for their birds of prey exhibit. Can you still capture the creature and sell it to them? You can use sausage as bait I bet...lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWz1arZK1zs&feature=PlayList&p=181DC53C36...
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:52pm.
angel_i on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:47pm.
Brandi!
Sorry about the Basterds. They totally deserved a win.
- Oh, it's okay, I didn't expect them to win but The Brad shoulda BEEN THERE! I mean camon.
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Yeah - I found that really weird...what kinda Hollywood power couple doesn't attend the Oscars?!?
Maybe Angie was feeling like she couldn't keep up with Charlize's dress;p
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I like Charlize's dress. I may be in the minority, but whatever.
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there was so much goddamn fug on the red carpet last night that if Gaga had shown up, she would've been on the best-dressed lists this morning even if she were wearing a fucking elephant on her head!
sorry, but Charlize's gown was U.G. with a capital LY. this bitch is so overrated in general, I really don't get it. then there was that woman in the red gown with giant waves that really looked like a venus flytrap plant that was going to swallow her alive. too bad it didn't.
Helen Mirren put all those other bitches to shame - she was flawless. and man, Cammie sure is looking beat these days - gf is NOT aging well. oh yeah, Miley needs to buy herself some tittays 'cos she looked like stale flatbread in that dress.
Charlize is hotness no matter woot. I actually like this dress on her, she is saying FU to the boring black or gold ensembles. I love her even though she's always high.
MK gives me the happies.
*licks Clarisse's avie*
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LOLOLOL spicedong... yup. she HATED being stared at. I'd hop up on the bed and be all like how YOU doin and she'd sling her wet head back and act all bull dyke and I would just get up mumbling 'ok, alright, whatever' and walk the fuck out of the room...
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angel_i on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:47pm.
Brandi!
Sorry about the Basterds. They totally deserved a win.
- Oh, it's okay, I didn't expect them to win but The Brad shoulda BEEN THERE! I mean camon.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:47pm.
Her boobs look better than that American Apprl thing on the side!! That's a boy in a wig right?
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ACTUALLY. That's Fabulous Bitch Apparel. I clicked it - they're not bad...but that model right there? She's horrific in every shot. I wanted to write them and ask that they fire her cuz I'm helpful like that:)
I found these there!
http://fabulousbitchapparel.com/cart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cP...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:41pm.
She knew that was the sure fire way to get me to quit starring at her naked body!! LOLOLOL
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you mean she'd act like a psychopatic bull dyke to stop you from staring?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWz1arZK1zs&feature=PlayList&p=181DC53C36...
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Brandi!
Sorry about the Basterds. They totally deserved a win.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Her boobs look better than that American Apprl thing on the side!! That's a boy in a wig right?
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angel_i on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:44pm.
I Don't See The Problem Here
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Um...I do...Charlize's boobies are getting raped by some kinda satiny flowers.
-ANGEL!!!! HAI!!!!
idk, it kinda looks like two meringue florets essploded on her.
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Also. WRINKLES! So nineties. We don't do wrinkles anymore.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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I Don't See The Problem Here
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Um...I do...Charlize's boobies are getting raped by some kinda satiny flowers.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 12:41pm.
my slutbagwhore wife used to immitate her after she got out of the shower and was getting dressed. She knew that was the sure fire way to get me to quit starring at her naked body!! LOLOLOL
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