That Explains It
Someone must have pissed in George Clooney's lube bottle last night, because he threw sour-flavored grouchfaces throughout most of the Oscar awards. It's as if someone told him the world's supply of cocktail waitresses is dwindling. But there may be a valid reason for why George had "Garfield in the morning" eyes.
Ted Casablanca at E! says that George kept a flask of the sweet nectar in his jacket pocket and took sips from it while walking the red carpet. At one point, George opened his jacket and flashed his flask at his leased piece Elisabetta Canalis.
So my guess is that George's flask went dry halfway through the Oscars, and he was too lazy to ask Meryl Streep for a refill (Meryl was definitely carrying) so he just sat there stewing in his own puddle of bitchness. That's a reasonable response, because imagine if you had to get through the Oscars without some kind of substance (i.e. booze, ludes, the good shit or a box of Ho Hos) to dull the pain.
Toward the end of the night, George Clooney perked up a bit (evidence above), but I think that was due to his butt plug shifting in the RIGHT direction.
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I am a big girl myself but the "Precious" girl is too big to be good. Do really think you will hear about her again?
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Is there any truth to the rumor that he is in a relationship with Rande Gerber & that Cindy Crawford is gay?
Explains the marriage to Richard Gere..
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Don't know, but I have heard that too. I also read that Georgie likes to have gay parties in his Italy home.
Lexicon_Devil
He did seem super bitchy when he was inside.
Why the hell would they not serve champagne or any other kind of booze there?! How boring!
A US Senate toupee and chola eyebrows.
Nice look, (bi)Curious Georgie.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
I didn't have a clue what he was doing or feeling as the bitch has fucked his face over with too many fucking injections. I know it's a double standard but dudes look even worse when they overdo it on the restylane.
When does he stop being the bad boy who wants to hang out and drink with his peeps all the time?
When does he start being an aging alcoholic whose peeps are all married and he's a raging homo?
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
I kinda thought the whole thing was staged...He seems like a pretty mellow guy most of the time.
This man-face reminds of George's last beard, the cocktail waitress, who seemed more interested in the media and red-carpet treatment than George.
Dat u STAINS?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Looking at that picture, I can picture George Clooney screaming "OMFG WHAT?!" like a self-important brat.
Wait, what am I talking about? He is a self-important brat.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
"Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs and I've been to too many parties."
- George Clooney
Apparently, there is never enough women, drugs and parties for Clooney to attend.
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Is there any truth to the rumor that he is in a relationship with Rande Gerber & that Cindy Crawford is gay?
Explains the marriage to Richard Gere...
Clooney has always reminded me of an older Charlie Sheen-- he gives off vibes of an alcoholic used car salesman.
It must be getting rather stuffy in the closet for GC. He could breathe a little easier if she shaved off his beards and took who he *really* wanted to take to these kind of events. Remember his happy/contented look on the boat in Europe with his hairdresser "friend"?
Maybe he's tired of playing it straight?
What explains the baby mullet.
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It makes me cringe the way that all of the stars cowtow and compliment George Clooney.
They used to do that to Jack, and it was believable.
George...ummm, no.
Am I crazy to think that George is not that special to look at?
To me, he looks like any attractive lawyer at any mid-level law firm or any of our bosses if our bosses were all guys or in any way halfway decently attractive.
He DOES NOT deserve this fake adulation.
I don't get it.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
we're suppose to buy that they are a couple?
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
He was looking quite bitchy. Groggy, like he hadn't slept in days and just all over crustified. His hair looked like shit, and his damned attitude sucked.
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"At first, I thought this was Alexis Arquette doing a Heidi Montag impersonation using one of Kim Zolciak's tortured ass wigs. I'm in deep!" -- MK the Magnificent
I was wondering WTF was up with George Clooney last night. He seemed very annoyed and irradiated. Is he trying to pull a Kanye West? His lady is not the most attractive women out there (mannish face), he could do so much better!
I was wondering WTF was up with George Clooney last night. He seemed very annoyed and irradiated. Is he trying to pull a Kanye West? His lady is not the most attractive women out there (mannish face), he could do so much better!
George Clooney taking nips on the red carpet. Now that's entertainment!
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Clooney's got all this money and fame and that's the best woman he can get to beard for him!? Man, she's more plain than a slice of bread; I'd have a bomb chick on my arm:)
I don't know, their relationship just seems so fake. I am sure he is at least a heavy drinker, at most, a full blown alcoholic.
kitten 666I hope he gets help and a new girlfriend ! Sad to see this . He looks like he snapped ! She seems like a bitch ! He deserves better . He may be fucked up but as far as Hollywood is concerned he's not a bad person . I met him a long time ago and he was nice . He was not famous then . Hate to see him go down this road . I have not talked to him since I met him but if I could I would tell him to get help . He dose not deserve a woman who makes him look bad in public . She has the grace of a street walker . Did not like the way she gave him dirty looks during the oscars . She looked filled with envy over the nice comments his costar gave him . She was jelouse of the attention he got and glared at him with hatred . There are plenty of nice young girls who have class and would treat him with respect . She has no breeding . He has class and is a gentalman . He comes from a good family and it shows when you talk to him . I think people should pray for the man rather than bash him . I hope he gets help before he becomes the next Mel Gibson .
My love affair with Giorgio is officially dunzo.
Count me in for your nomination for president....however, stars and athletes are the gods we love to burn so I doubt they will be vanishing anytime soon.
"Maybe it's because I am getting older but I cannot stand watching these awards shows any more. The level of ass-kissing and pandering to the rich is disgusting. These people are paid millions to play dress-up and make-believe like any 5 year old child does. They aren't curing cancer or inventing a car that runs on water. They are social outcasts who can't function in everyday life so they surround themselves with ass-kissers who will do everything for them. And for that they feel superior, when in fact, they are actually below the rest of us mentally. I would rather pay a researcher $20 million to help find a cure for AIDS. Not pay $20 million to George Overrated Clooney. Thank God for Dlisted where we can make fun of these pricks."
The only vaguely amusing prospect of watching awards events is watching the sore losers moping in the audience, especially when they are George Clooney or the Jolie-Pitts, the self-serving pseudo worldly, pseudo intellectual, pseudo moral egoists who present a front in the media that they're uninterested in material reward.
Watching this clip only reminds me how fake the ever so ostentatiously sanctified limousine philanthropists are.
That's not saying that the famous or wealthy never make contributions to society, but those are the ones who keep their mouths shut and don't guilt trip consumers.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
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That hair is not cute, must be for a role. She looks like we'll be hearing about their break up soon.
Somewhere, the Hoff must be saying: "Pfft. Amateur. That's why you keep a cheeseburger handy for emergencies, b!tch!!"
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George Clooney has always struck me as a functional alcoholic.
That's a plastic surgery FAIL!
i think george is the blind item who got a little work done, not maggie g.
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
Since George didn't win, I'm sure his latest will be paid off and dismissed. Looking to the new one.
"Maybe it's because I am getting older but I cannot stand watching these awards shows any more. The level of ass-kissing and pandering to the rich is disgusting. These people are paid millions to play dress-up and make-believe like any 5 year old child does. They aren't curing cancer or inventing a car that runs on water. They are social outcasts who can't function in everyday life so they surround themselves with ass-kissers who will do everything for them. And for that they feel superior, when in fact, they are actually below the rest of us mentally. I would rather pay a researcher $20 million to help find a cure for AIDS. Not pay $20 million to George Overrated Clooney. Thank God for Dlisted where we can make fun of these pricks."
Meeshie, you are my God. You said in a nutshell what bubbles inside of me every time I see these idiots.
That still doesn't explain his hair!
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The tattoo is worse than you think: it used to be an armband tattoo that spelled EMINEM (I swear) which she later had covered in a swarm of roses.
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He is growing into an old grumpy queen with bad hair. There is no way anyone can convince me that he is charming and/or straight.
Maybe it's just me but with this Clooney asshole something in the milk ain't clean.
I find him to be a charmless, phony, insufferable douchebag.
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"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K
Gee, and Jeff Bridges didn't even organize a Haiti benefit. So happy to see him lose.
LOL@Benji Madden DJing the party! So being in a sucky band qualifies you to do this? LA standards are fucking the bottom of the barrel. And what drugs is Macualy Culkin on? He looks RAGGED! Must be all the smoking or something...Was looking at the stylewatch shit. Link below.
http://www.peoplestylewatch.com/people/stylewatch/package/gallery/0,,203...
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
He should have done the Kanye thing and just came w/ a whole bottle of Hennessey instead of playing cute w/ a small flask!
And his gf is a bitch!! She was giving bitchface when his costar (can't think of her name) was recollecting on how great of an actor and person he is...like chill Elisabeta-she's not moving in on your man!
How dare he give his low class hot piece high hopes for his $!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 2:02pm.
That. hair.
and Precious... no comments well, one comment: unhealthy
second comment: Like the Blue Whale, "Precious" has no natural predators
LOL, I mean there is fat and there is FAT!
See, I told everyone he was acting all grouchy. Re-thinking that mullett-do might be the first step on the road back to happiness, George. That or stop thinking that this piece could possibly ever get her hands on one dime that you have.
LOL Jack!
I hope she did not mean Unhealthy the way I meant it!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 2:02pm.
That. hair.
I told her she should be more concerned about the fact she has absolutely no fucking life cuz she's diggin through my trash... bitch seems more 'unhealthy' than a little fast food.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Clooney has never done ıt for me and usually when I see hım I get a case of the yawns.
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I guess if I had to get a paid date, I'd go with one that doesn't speak English,,,,it's easier to hook up with Gaycrest that way.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Meeshie on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 2:25pm.
What's next?. Rimming each other's assholes onstage?
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*prays* please god please let this be the future.